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A Japanese person on /int/ said that 2channers lurk /jp/ in order to mock us but they rarely post because they're not very fluent in English.

Is this true? Come out of hiding, Japanese people!

>> No.9354416

I imagine they visit occasionally, since English is taught in Japanese schools, to see 'what the Westerners are like.' But I don't know. Maybe I'm from 2ch. Maybe you are. Perhaps all of us are from 2ch. You can never know, person reading this.

>> No.9354427

>>>/a/

>> No.9354425
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9354425

They think /jp/ is the japan board

>> No.9354438

>>9354402
GJ!

>> No.9354455

They rarely post because they can't into CAPTCHA.

>> No.9354462

d e l

>> No.9354465

Well, I lurk 東方@ふたば in order to mock them. Not sure how much crossover these 2channel guys have with them.

>> No.9354476

>>9354427
The Japanese poster on /int/ didn't say anything about Japanese people on /a/.

>> No.9354480 [DELETED] 

You got trolled.

( ^ω^) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" (^ω^ )

>> No.9354486

>>9354476
/int/ pls go

>> No.9354494

Hahaha, as if they would waste their time mocking us.

>> No.9354495

Moot should add flags to /jp/

>> No.9354508
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9354508

FUCK HIROSHIMA AND ALL THE DEAD GOOKS

FUCK NIPPON

YOU HEAR ME? EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU YELLOW MONKEYS

>> No.9354514
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9354514

>they're not very fluent in English
I call bullshit on that one.

How can they not be very fluent in english with such great material ?

Also, if they don't understand english, why would they lurk here ? that's stupid. stupid stupid.

>> No.9354521

I learned all of my English from Moetan.

>> No.9354548

ホワイトピッグごーホームー!

>> No.9354555

I am Japan student

>> No.9354559
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>>9354514

>> No.9354580

>>9354555
Tell us about your glorious homeland.

>> No.9354585

>>9354514
Nobody cares about futaba.

>> No.9354593

Hello I am japanese

you are all stinky NEET wwwwwwwww

>> No.9354596
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9354596

i always try my most to be kind to every one on /jp/

my english is not good but i try. i love all of /jp/ very much. i do not mock. plese do not believe that i mock you /jp/

i love you
plese do not believe lie

>> No.9354601

>>9354593
Thanks,
you too.

btw I'm shitposting by replying seriously.

>> No.9354602

JJOKBARI DIE IN FIRE

>> No.9354610

/jp/ is the hardest board to tell when people are being serious or trolling.

>> No.9354621
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>>9354610

Shut up, turbonerd

>> No.9354623

>>9354585
Isn't that who OP was talking about though?

>>9354596
Are you that anon trying to keep /jp/ from being lewd people?

>> No.9354628

>>9354514

You know those are all lines from Full Metal Jacket, right?

>> No.9354631

>>9354610
forgot my smilies
:----------DDDD

/jp/ cracks me up.

>> No.9354633

>>9354610

I think that's a reflection of the average /jp/sy.

>> No.9354638

>>9354580

In my home country, this is Nara of Japan, american student
1. steal stuff everything
2. lying to policeman
3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad
4. don't have money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5. raping? jap girl because jap girl say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6. very smell of food eating by american
7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
american=monkey same

>> No.9354639

YOU FUCKING SON OF BITCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeZ-94yub3k

>> No.9354652

>>9354596
Suck on my cock, dude.

>> No.9354665
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>>9354652

Would you suck Mao's cock dude?

>> No.9354677

>>9354639
Fuck korea pig!

>> No.9354680

>>9354665

>Mao

isn't that the general of china?

>> No.9354715
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9354715

Greetings. My name is Hitoshi. My live at Tokyo, Japan.

I like play American sport baseball. I like play in weekend.

My interest is music. I like music with Chesney Hawks earphones. My like singer Cliff Richard.

I speak in the English and German.

Milk is drink. Drink 3-4 pints never day.

I live lone.

Who is want to come Toyko? Have extra bedroom my house.

My more interest include: milk, cheese, yogurt etc.

I look forward in hear to pretty lady from foreign state even USA or England with same hobby.

Thank you,
Hitoshi.

>> No.9354726

>>9354680
If by "general" you mean shitty dead leader, then yes.

>> No.9354728

>>9354715
You should learn better engrish from lenfried's most ichiban boyfriend.

>> No.9354731

>>9354715

Milk is delicious, I might just have some now.

>> No.9354734

>>9354715

Baseball is actually a big sport in Japan.

>> No.9354738

>>9354715
Any japanese with that kind of diet would fart uncontrollably and leak liquid shit everywhere while convulsing in spasms.

>> No.9354744

>>9354731

I hate milk purely because I feel it has been misrepresented. The commercials pass it off as rich and sweet and delicious, and when I take a drink it's just water with a chalky note on the back.

>> No.9354745

>>9354738

Like Bishop at the end of Aliens

>> No.9354749
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9354749

japan is weak
china is strong

china is great
japan man feel pride? this is joke yes? funny joke. i laugh.

japan has no strong. no military. japan is weak. japan is protect by a white pig. japan lose war and the pig make them cry like baby. pig say to japan i protect you because you weak. i put my military on your island. i rape your woman. japan do not say no because they are weak baby afraid. very funny.

japan is worst of all. low birth. no child. men make sex with dolls. i laugh.

>> No.9354766

>>9354749

China dog feel like wanna cry? Maybe anger because can not conquering? Japan still national, china as america dick loving?

>> No.9354794

>>9354680
/jp/ - China/General

>> No.9354806

>>9354794
Yes, we all remember /jp/ during the Beijing Olympics.
I wonder if /jp/ will become Britain/General this year

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>>9354744
>The commercials pass it off as rich and sweet and delicious, and when I take a drink it's just water with a chalky note on the back.

What kind of shitty milk are you drinking?

>> No.9354822

Hi, I am a Japanese student ^^

i heart to following

Watching foreign movies
Anime
Manga
Drawing
And playing guitar

My english is not so good, but I plan on mastering it little by little. I don't know if many anonymous from japan look at these boards because of complex foreign.

>> No.9354825

>>9354806
And I wonder if /jp/ will become Brazil/General in 2016

>> No.9354845
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9354845

中国スレ?

>> No.9354838

>>9354821

It's just whole milk from my local grocery store.

>> No.9354841
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>>9354749
Get out of /jp/ with your propaganda mr.


You don't even deserve me to capitalize the "m" in Mr.
hhhhhmmmmphh

>> No.9354842

>>9354744

It's not exactly sweet, but whole milk is certainly rich. That skim shit is watered down piss though.

>> No.9354856

Flags when?

>> No.9354848

>>9354495
It would be full of proxies.

>> No.9354865

Why don't more people post on 10ch? ;_;

>> No.9354877

>>9354865
Fuck off, you're either finland or one of those german that shitpost.

>> No.9354871

>>9354402
Chen Pls

>> No.9354874

btw i am a japanese student.

>> No.9354876

なぜ外国人のチンポは大きいんですか?
答えてください。

>> No.9354898

Is 10chan the Finnish chan? I went to the Finnish chan once. There was lots of touhou there.

For such a small country, there seems to be a strong Finnish presence on /int/ and presumably the rest of this website.

>> No.9354892

>>9354874
btw i am a japanese student girl

>> No.9354897

>>9354877
But right now its mostly Japanese and American posters.

>> No.9354905

No one here is posting from Japan, or is even Japanese. There, I cleared it up for you. Now you know. You can go now. That's all there is. Your welcome.

>> No.9354912

I browse some boards on 2ch and have never seen any post about /jp/.

>> No.9354920

>>9354898
10channel (not 10chan) is a Japanese-English and Japanese-Korean imageboard hosted in Japan.

>> No.9354921

>>9354905
>Your welcome.

That's "you're welcome."

Only a Japanese person could have such terrible grammar. Stop trying to trick us, Mr. Nihonjin.

>> No.9354924

>>9354892
セックス!セックス!

>> No.9354926

Why would the superior nipponese race care about such dirty westerns like us?

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>>9354876
見てよ

>> No.9354932

といれわどこですか

>> No.9354939

>>9354921
Nope. I am white master race. No Japan man here.

>> No.9354950

>>9354892
私のおちんぽをしゃぶってください。

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9354955

Japan man will never be as handsome as beautiful white man.

>> No.9354982

>>9354744
Milk as lactose in it, a sugar, and so it is a little sweet. However I wonder if lactose intolerance also entails being unable to taste that? Probably not...

Either way dairy is shit that whiteys and indians keep trying to force on everyone.

>> No.9354993

>>9354982
I fucking love milk. Milk and water is all I drink.

>> No.9354988

>>9354930
>Magnum Koishi

Once someone posts an upload of that I'm gonna (pay someone to) translate it.

>> No.9355001

>>9354993
No tea?

>> No.9355013

/jp/はつまらんから/a/を見る方が多いな~。

>> No.9355008

>>9354988
Its translated on Danbooru.

>> No.9355012

>>9354993
Water is all I drink, get on my level.

Well, not really. I drank only water for about a year but now I drink all kinds of dumb shit. I miss those times. I was so healthy.

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>>9355013

>> No.9355030

>>9355001
Sometimes. If I had a kettle I'd brew it more often I guess.

>> No.9355032

>>9355013
Translate this shit, weaboos.

>> No.9355044

>>9355032
"/jp/ knows well the pleasure of being cummed inside [by /a/]"

Sorry I couldn't figure out a better way to phrase it in English.

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>>9355013

>> No.9355046

>>9354897
haha, my country don't display for some strange reason.

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9355070

>>9354993
>I fucking love milk

Why? She's not that great looking.

>> No.9355073

>>9355046
Get a real country then like 'murrica.

>> No.9355075

>>9355030
You can heat the water up in a normal pot or in a microwave if need be.

>> No.9355080

I wonder if there are japs who pretend to be gaijins in japanese boards.

>> No.9355097

i am from the 2chan
but not mocking the /jp/
/jp/ is good bored i like!

>> No.9355119

>>9355080
No but there are many korean who p
retend to be Japanese in other pl
ace like this web site.

>> No.9355126
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9355126

Is it true that Japanese women in remote rural areas of Japan are forced to eat their menstrual blood because they believe it purifies their spirits?

>> No.9355135

>>9355119
10/10
would read again.

actually
>>9355080
>>9355119
you guys should form a combi.

>> No.9355139

>>9355126
I do this and I'm not even Japanese.

>> No.9355147

>>9355126
Is that what its supposed to do? I've just been doing it for the hearty taste!

>> No.9355148

Does it matter? Aren't they just people too, just like you?

>> No.9355174

>>9355148
They are from the superior japanese race

>> No.9355188

>>9354610
because we're all oldfags who have wasted most of our lives already and are dipping into our late 20s realizing ``we have nothing left to do''

>> No.9355190

I wonder if 4channers lurk 2ch。

>> No.9355234

>>9355230
But you can.

>> No.9355230

>>9355190
What's the point, we can't post there.

>> No.9355235

>>9354982
Sweet milk is disgusting. If you break down the lactose it's even sweeter and completely unfit for drinking as is. That's why I only buy and drink glorious lactose free milk.

>> No.9355256

>>9355234
I could if I could find working Japanese proxies, yeah.

>> No.9355266

I love buttermilk. Nice, thick, sour buttermilk.

>> No.9355269

>>9355234
There are some boards where I can't.
and i'm not talking about futaba

>> No.9355273

>>9355188
>who have wasted most of our lives
who have enjoyed most of our lives.

>> No.9355275

>>9354580


>>>/a/

>> No.9355278

>>9355269
Of course not, there's only one board there where foreigners can openly post.

>> No.9355286

>>9355278
Can't you post in both the English board and dejima?

>> No.9355289

>>9355275
sarcasm, anon

>> No.9355303

>>9354749
I read it in conan the barbarian's voice

>> No.9355414

Is this the thread where we all pretend to be engrish?

HERRO FLIENDS. ROOKS RIKE RAIN
NIP NONG CHING CHONG RICECAKES!

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9355634

>went to 2ch
>brought something back

>> No.9355636

>>9355634
>>>/v/

>> No.9355647

>>9355640
>>>/v/

>> No.9355640

>>9355636
jimmies much?

>> No.9355660

I'm not even sure who is trolling whom anymore.

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9355658

>>9355647

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>>9355647
What if he mentions The Chief?
Both /jp/ and /v/ love it

>> No.9355663

>>9355658
>>>/v/

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>>9355663

( ^ω^) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" (^ω^ )

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>>9355663

>> No.9355678

this thread: /jp/ at its finest

>> No.9355679 [DELETED] 

>>9355289
neo-/jp/ers don't understand sarcasm.

( ^ω^) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" (^ω^ )

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