/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My brother would never watch a movie with me. I'm an awful brother.

bumpty-bump~

How old is he?

boku no pico

>>>/a/

come back when you've sucked his dick.

Are you maybe going to do stuff with him? Like, lewd stuff. It's okay if you don't want to answer.

>>9354320
Marathon all 9 seasons of Spooks. You'll thank me for it later.

>>9354372
+1

>>9354379
-1

>>9354336

My brother would never watch movies with me because he was schizophrenic and he was busy fighting off the 'head demons' in his room

he also carried a fiberglass club everywhere he went and would start threatening to kill us if he lost it

How old is she? How old are you? And what gender are you? Female? Under 12 I hope.

Also reported because this is a website for people over 18 only. But I hope you love your brother dearly.

>>9354389

That's so sad.

>>9354389
I remember when I was having a psychotic episode, seeing things and being very paranoid, by dad wouldn't take me to get help and wanted me to do unrelated stuff like some kind of photo ID for some reason. I still have that ID, I look very crazy and disheveled. What would the people taking it have thought? My brother took a look at me on the couch and the things I was saying and made my dad get help.

He has nothing to do with me now because I was a terrible brother.

The Thing (1982). Try to solve the mystery at the end whether or not Childs is The Thing

>>9354409

Tell me about it. My father was a meth addict who was killed in a shooting too. Then my sister became a prostitute and my schizo brother went to prison for trying to kill the shooter.

I don't like to self-pity or blog but I'm just now realizing how sad and unlikely my life was for someone in a third-world country.

>>9354437

First-world*

>>9354437

How on earth did you turn out alright?

>>9354452
Insinuating he turned out all right.

I hope he did though.

>>9354452
He's on /jp/. What makes you think he turned out alright?

>>9354452
Ok, I'm tired of you guys flaunting your wonderous lives at me, stuff your happyness in your ass, I'm out of here for good, never see you.
thanks, asswipe.

>>9354464
omedetou on the kekkon

Watch the first three Die Hard movies.

>>9354468

I think most people on /jp/ are good people.

>>9354452

It's the Internet. I'm not guessing either. I would not be capable of critical thought or self-evaluation had I not spent so much time here.

>>9354479
There were more than three?

>>9354479
Dude I just made a reference to Alexander, I am so fucking classy and this writing is good.
       --Professor Severus Snape

>>9354479
But only the first one is good. I know because of rotten tomatoes. My rule is generally to never watch sequels, even though there are some sequels they get really hard over like godfather part II and toy story.

boku no pico

>>9354499

A fourth was released a few years ago and Willis is currently working on #5.

>>9354489
This.
If you exclude the vocal minority of vocal shitposter.

/jp/ is the board that helped me the most with my life.

>>9354529
>>9354489

The fuck are you guys on about? /jp/ as a board gives you a place to belong and works as a substitution for social contact, but I sure as hell doubt I would like you guys irl

>>9354409
I went to save this image in my blackrock shooter folder, only to find that the only image displayed there was that. It's weeping because it's so alone.

Of course there are other images there, but that is the only ``gif". (pronounced jiff)

>>9354531

I can see people not liking the second one, but the third one is great and worth watching.

>>9354541

Hey, take that back. I think I'm pretty likeable in real life.

>>9354554
not him, but WHO THE FUCK skips a step in a sequel ?

I would recommend Flowers of Flesh and Blood

>>9354554
But the third has an even lower rating on rotten tomatoes.

Surprisingly the fourth one has a high rating.

Totally on-topic .

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>>9354560
If you go to /a/ you will find people saying things like "hey is it okay to watch this season 2 even though I never watched season 1"? Because they are apparently only aware of the existence of anime airing in the current season, and probably come from /v/ where skipping sequels and coming into the series half-way is the norm.

One of the countless reasons I never go to /a/.

>>9354576
>Because they are apparently only aware of the existence of anime airing in the current season
I wish /a/ was still only about the current season, and not general threads & /v/ shit.