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9353811 No.9353811 [Reply] [Original]

Me:

>Mom, did you buy me pizzas yet?

Mom:

>Of course not.

Me:

>Mom, the least you could do for me would just go buy some pizzas!

Mom:

>Then I am the lazy one, huh? And not my faggot son that-

Me:

>Mom, stop with that, please. I hate when you speak like that.

Mom:

>Shut up! A faggot that stays all day on the computer doing god knows what and-

Me:

>Mom, stop! Please.

Mom:

>And suck the penis of our dog!

Me:

>Mom, what!? I wouldn't don't that! That's disgusting!

Mom:

>So you think that I don't know? Do you think that I'm stupid?

Guys, how do I make my mother stop thinking that I suck dog cock? I think that nothing I say will make her believe that I'm a decent person.

Momiji is my favorite touhou by the way.

>> No.9353825

I asked my mother for a cookie, but she said you can only have half, I was filled with such rage when she handed it to me that I threw it on the floor, that should show her.

>> No.9353834

That sounds horrible, OP.

>> No.9353836

Sorry she couldn't buy you pizza. She was busy and had to suck my cock, dude

>> No.9353846

Nobody cares, attention whore.

>> No.9353849

But OP, have you actually sucked the dog's cock?

>> No.9353852

Can someone post one of those /v/ greentext stories where the kid has a Mexican name and argues with his mom?

>> No.9353868

>>9353811
Are you that one dogfucker tripfag from /v/ ?

>> No.9353885

>>9353852
>>9353868

I want /v/ to leave

>> No.9353909

>>9353885
Fine.

>> No.9353912

>>9353909

Thank you

>> No.9354038

>>9353912
Just kidding , nerd

>> No.9354091

>>9353912
You there? I said just kidding.

>> No.9354098

>>9353912
Please respond.

>> No.9354100

Am I the only one in this thread?

>> No.9354109

>>9354100
Apparently so.

>> No.9354123

Can't help it you really suck dog cock.

>> No.9354149
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9354149

>>9354038
do you understand that words have the power to hurt people i dont think you do im not just text and pictures theres a real person typing this and that person feels sad because of what you said i hope some day you realise that

>> No.9354151

I'm cooking a pizza right now, actually. A frozen pizza. I went to the website and it seems entirely geared towards women. I don't understand. There was a quiz on the site to 'discover your flavor' or something like that and the first question was "Happy hour with the girls! What do you order?" and some pictures of drinks. There was beer, so I clicked that. Second question is asking what your favorite outfit is, with pictures of girl clothing. I closed the tab after that.

This is almost embarrassing. I've been buying these pizzas for almost a year now. Why is this type of pizza marketed towards women? It's the Freschetta Simply Inspired website in case anyone was wondering. I just like the pizza because it's thin crust with interesting toppings.

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