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no phd jobs for comp sci? ;_;

>>9351537

It's unclear, but I interpreted it as number of people who have that degree. Comp Sci isn't a very old major.

>>9351537
You couldn't be reading than any wronger.

Except all of the CS jobs are being outsourced. Major in philosophy like me. It doesn't matter how much your degree earns... it matters how happy it makes you.

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>>9351553
What major did you decide on, anyway? Weren't you going for philosophy?

>>9351553
le feel when Nokia is going down and flooding the market

is this chart from 1997 or what

>>9351553
CS isn't programming, you can't outsource those jobs. Most require you to physically be somewhere AKA not India.

>>9351520
Most of the CS jobs are probably in teaching CS.

>>9351595
So? You can teach CS online from your apartment these days.

Also, there are entire BA programs for CS at free online universities so there's not much money to made in teaching it now.

>>9351520
Comp.Sci $300k starting?
That would be nice.

I have 20 credits until my Environmental Science degree.

I don't think I could have picked a more useless and pathetic major. I guess it's fitting for me...

lame

>>9351636
Get a government research job, they just started a Recent Graduates program like 2 days ago.

Pleased to take job for low pay and no benefits!

Thanks for reminding me about my useless degree. Only a half year internship left and I'll be done with it, then it's back to macdonalds or tech support.

>>9351667
What's your degree? BA in Dick Sucking?

>Me and my parents at dinner while I use my psych degree as a napkin

>>9351708
or u could check local listings

whats a
>CHILLED COLLEAGUE

should i apply for it

>>9351729
I don't want a shitty job in retail that barely pays for the cost of gas to get there and back.

>>9351708
Epic reddit picture, the text is really funny. I especially liked the part where there is no punchline, but the fact that you can relate is supposed to make you laugh.

I have a psych degree. I was in it only for the damaged&fragile little girls, and I actually got my share of them while I was taking the degree due to field work. I just wish there was any jobs available in the field ;_;

>>9351734
>I especially liked the part where there is no punchline

>/jp/

>>9351734
If it makes you feel any better I found it on /a/ 10 minutes ago and figured I would use it in this thread:

>>>/a/68451753

I was only browsing /a/ ironically, by the way.

>>9351738
Oh really? Your psych degree says differently.

>>9351738
"WAAAAHaaaaAAA there are no jobs!!!"

"Check the local listings, there are plent of j-"

"LOL FUCKING IDIOT I DON'T WANT SOME SHITTY JOB EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO SKILLS WHATSOEVER! THOSE ARE SO BELOW ME, I HAVE A FUCKIGN DEGREE I SHOULD BE MAKIGN 50K STARTING AT LEAST."

>>9351755
I only got it so I would be in the same classes as my friend, I wasn't exactly thinking of my future. I spent 90% of the time fapping to 2hus.

Haha shitty america faggots see you love your country now losers

>>9351769
>I spent 90% of the time fapping to 2hus.
Only thing you did right.

>>9351756
You're ignoring my point. A job in retail wouldn't bring in enough money to even justify working there. I would have to start paying back my loans if I got a job and I would have to buy a car and get a license, which would mean taking out more loans.

>>9351782
No public transportation?

>>9351801
I live in murrica in the suburbs. We don't do buses around here.

This is true. I got called from 4 different companies today after I applied for a job.

Now, if only people studied an useful major instead of arts, history, english and other bullshit...

>>9351782
You get the experience, then.

Oh, but that would get rid of your, "EVERYWHERE ONLY WANTS PPL WITH EXPERIENCE ;____;" excuse.

>>9351769
>I only got it so I would be in the same classes as my friend

I got my psych degree because I thought it would help me with my social skills allowing me to become a normalfag (guess how that worked out). I wish I could go back ;_;

you can pull off alot of medical research jobs w/ a bio degree and other jobs as well, there is no possible way this statstic is correct other than in that there is pretty much infinite need for coders/programmers

I don't know enough about the rest, but I know that if you're willing to move w/ any of those (other than probly phys sciences major lol), you will be able to find a job

worst case scenario, you'd have to settle for a job in China, which isn't so bad of a place other than people looking at me funny and talking about me on sight even though I know mandarin

>>9351801
Not that guy, but I have no public transit in my area. Thus I can't get a job without a vehicle (even if it's walking distance, they prefer the applicant with a vehicle). I can't get a vehicle without money. And I can't move to a better place without money or a vehicle either. I'll get out of this hole eventually, but it's annoying.

>>9351812
This reminds me, once I have transportation I plan to go to school. I want to get a 'useful' degree, but at the same time I love shit like English. As long as I major in something useful, will it hurt me if I minor in a liberal art?

>>9351818
The jobs I would apply do don't want experience in retail, they want experience in clinics.

>>9351835
>will it hurt me if I minor in a liberal art

My "minor" was 3DCG works and more programming. You sure?

>>9351844
It's almost like you have to work your way up! Sorry that society won't spoonfeed you with a well-paid job you want :-(

I always find these discussions funny.
I literally have trouble NOT working.
I decided I'd leave my job so I could concentrate on studies.
But then I got invited to a project.. and another one.. and it was too tasty to ignore.
Your countries must really be shit if you have so much trouble finding a job.

>>9351890
>too tasty to ignore
Are you a cook?

>>9351900
Nope, but I did consider studying that once.
Cooking is fun after all.

>>9351890
What degree do you have if any?

>>9352069
a degree in fuking ur mom. needless 2 say its a full time job and pays quite well.

>>9352069
a degree in fuking ur mom.

>>9351890
i don't know what country you live in but in the united states a bachelor's degree is the equivalent of dogshit so only old fucks with lots of experience can easily find work

>>9352125
A bachelors degree in liberal arts is dogshit. Stop trying to make excuses for your inability to choose a decent degree.

>>9352140
It's more like:
If you're good at maths, you get a good degree. If you don't, you may as well apply at Walmart.

>>9352149
>maths
fuck you foreigner

>>9352140
my degree is in finance and it is absolutely worthless. an mba is now mandatory in the industry.

>>9352170
rude....

I'm doing a BSc in Biochemistry in September. Just wondering how old this chart is.

college fratboy normalfags get out of /jp/

this is a NEET habitat

>>9352164
>>9352149
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the top five occupations by number of new jobs to be created by the year 2018 and require a Bachelors degree are:

Registered nurses – 581,500 new jobs
Accountants and auditors – 279,400 new jobs
Elementary school teachers, except special ed – 244,200 new jobs
Management Analysts – 178,300 new jobs
Computer software engineers, applications – 175,100 new jobs

>>9351734
Huh, so that's why Reddit is unfunny. I couldn't pinpoint it.

>>9352210
I'm pretty sure nobody in /jp/ WANTS to be a NEET, it just so happens that it is the circumstance that they are stuck with but can't do much about it. Though I'd love to stay as a hikki forever and I'm sure everyone else here would too.

>>9352222

I knew choosing the R.N path was a good idea. Glad I found a way to turn my useless bachelor's degree into something worthwhile.

>>9352222
Bachelor degree to be a nurse... what the fuck?

>>9352240

I would have said that most people in /jp/ want to be a NEET but fewer have the opportunity to (e.g. enablers, government handouts).

chart pertains to india, currency is rupees

I dont even have my GED -- dropped out at 13 and have been sitting at home NEETing for another 13 years.

I am 26 and never worked.

It would take me 2 years to get my GED then I have a shit degree that lets me work at a fast food resturant making below living wage (average monthly expenses bare bones is around $1300 on food/rent/commute)

What the fuck does an unskilled 30 year old do to make money with a worthless piece of paper?

I am not in shape either and I don't want cancer / hazmat exposure

>>9353355

You are probably the truest NEET on /jp/, do you have any words of wisdom?

>>9353355
It's a miracle someone like you is alive at 26. I would've starved after dropping out and getting disowned.

Now I'm a 24 year old success story thanks to following the American dream of higher education. $20k in student loan debt with a worthless degree and moving in with my dad and his new wife who doesn't want me there and is constantly telling him to have me get a job and my own place rather than moving in.

My future's looking bright.

>>9353355
The people who have to "clean up" corpses, car crashes victims, murders, etc etc get paid veeeeery well, but most not last more than 2 months due to heavy emotional damage.

>>9353386

Is there a technical name for this job?

>>9353393
Shitposter

It's a hard life, but somebody has to do it.

>>9353393
Not that I know of the term, but it has to do with forensic medicine. You can ask at the local morgue in your city if they have any openings for such a job.

Mind you, most people don't last long.

>>9353355
I dropped out of highschool too ;_;

>>9353393
Actually this type of job makes decent money yes horrifying but you can pretty much charge them whatever amount you want.

>>9353521
how do I apply?

Damn ... think id rather throw a brick through a window and sit in a comfy jail cell then pick up dead babies projectiled through windshields.

you can kill yourself

>>9353573
Its pays $100,000 or more especially in Murrika or a country that has the highest death rate. But in the end you would be a lifeless doll that doesn't give a fuck anymore.

>>9353581

easier said than done

Remember that picture of that person rotting in a half full bath tub full of ... goo?

You would be responsible for pulling the plug. You would smell it all, see it all and you WILL freak the fuck out. I hope you don't like eating chili ever again.

You could work security, if shit gets real you don't have to do anything you are more of an intimidator than a law enforcement asshole.

>>9353650

I imagine you would at least get forensic gear, you wouldn't have to smell it.

>>9353608
> But in the end you would be a lifeless doll that doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Sounds like the perfect job for /jp/, most of us are already like that.

>>9353608
Assuming the bodies aren't really fucked up, I think I could do it. But then again, I don't know. Maybe I will just become a lifeless doll. A 100 grand a year isn't going to really matter if I become a cold cynical bastard.

>>9353660
Still have to look at that shit theirs a difference from seeing in a picture that actually being their.

>>9353672
I think most of us have seen enough gore and shit on the internet to not let that bother us.

>>9353672

I imagine you would become used to it.
The compensation is the main attraction, if you could work one year and make 80k after tax you could NEET it up for the next four years.

HELL yeah...!

Computers ftw...!! Gonna start studying for my Cisco cert right after Winter break is over...!!

>>9353708

You're in the wrong thread, this thread is now about dead bodies and mortuary assistants.

>>9351520
Does it mean that my decision to select Comp Sci course was a good move from my side?

>>9353650
I stutter too heavily to be a security worker.
Cleaning up the rotten bodies might be something I could try

You guys said it lies in the forensics field? I'll look up more info

If anyone one of you get that job I'd appreciate if you could post your experiences in /jp/.

>>9356711
I'd appreciate it if you

Sucked.
My.
Dick.
Fgt.

>>9358088
*sucks your cock* *surp* *surp*

>>9352222
＞Accountants and auditors #2
Oh wow, that's a relief to hear as an accounting Major.
CPA, here I come.

A stable upper middle class income is important for funding my hobbies.

>>9353672
>>9353660
>>9353650
Shit if I had a full body covering, I'd do that shit. I can imagine it gives nightmares, but shit, I'm more scared at the though of there being bugs and feces everywhere than the dead rotting thing. Once you get past that it seems like it'd be smooth sailing.

until I had to clean up after one of those fat people who can't get out of their bed died. Imagining her ramming that collection of cheetos stained dildos into her cunt would make me quit.

>>9358106
Enjoy killing yourself form mundaneness.

>>9358140
That's alright. I'm not skilled enough to do math needed in engineering/comp sci but I'm autistic enough to have good organizational skills and attention to detail. If I don't like it, worst comes to worst I can join the state and be a public employee (likely as Law Enforcement).

>>9352119
le epin /b/ xD

>>9358202
No need to be so mad bro.

>>9358202
thanks bro *high fives**

>>9358197
>not skilled enough to do math needed in engineering/comp sci
I guess everything is relative. I was absolutely terrified of mathematics in high school and I objectively sucked at it. Now I'm sitting in lectures with math majors and I'm doing just fine.

>>9353386
>>9353408
>>9353521
>>9353573
>>9353608
>>9353650
This sounds kinda cool, I would be like Orin. I would smell of dead corpses and everything.
Rin Kaenbyou's Corpse Removal Services.

Corpse Voyage ~ Be of good cheer!

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I have both Engineer and CS job opening, life is good!