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That's not mayo.

I don't eat hamburger. Such a nasty sort of meat, filled with gristle and bone fragments and shit.

When I make burgers at home I sometimes make my own sauce and then I sometimes use mayo as an ingredient.

Other than that, no, mayo is too sweet in itself.

Always

>>9347573

Why the fuck would she be eating a sandwich with sour cream on it?

>>9347574
>not grinding your own meat
Nigga, what are you doing.

I hope that's ectoplasm.

>>9347573
Sure it is.

No but I use Miracle Whip

It's improved mayo

>>9347564
>mayo

>>9347618
Eew. I haven't had any since I was a kid but it's probably still shit.

That picture is disturbing.

theres is this awesome combination of mustard and mayo..i put that in my burger

>>9347648

Some people find mayo pretty disgusting. I knew a kid in middle school who threw up just at the sight of it near him once.

>>9347740
I am one of those people though it doesn't make me sick. I just think it's gross.

>>9347776
Who doesn't love mayo? I could eat that shit right out of the jar.

>>9347787
I can't stand mayo.

Mayonnaise is the scariest thing ever. I can't be in the same room as it. I had to stop watching Mawaru Penguindrum because the penguin kept drinking from the mayo bottle.

>>9347787
Mayo tastes disgusting. I can tolerate it in small amounts, but anything more and I'll simply refuse to eat the meal.

>>9347787
I still put it on sandwiches(not burgers) but I usually keep it to a minimum.

I don't really like hamburgers, nor do I like mayo. I don't really eat much meat at all. When I do, it's typically plain old salmon.

>>9347805

yes.

there's nothing wrong with it.

I put mayo on rice whenever I can just to get by its stale taste.

>>9347829
I love mayo on rice.

Peanut butter too.

>>9347829
Now that is disgusting. People usually put some weird shit on their rice.

If the hamburger provided it themselves. Else I won't add any, I like to eat my food without any extra condiments.

I believe the optimum taste is already provided by the seller.

I once came in a jar of mayo before a big family meal, it was funny to watch the whole family dig into my seed and mayo. I think it has been the only time that I've been lively at a family meal, I just couldn't stop laughing.

>>9347835
Reason I ask is because I went to a black hamburger joint in town (not that I have anything against the people but you don't usually see them making hamburgers) and they gave me like 10 packets of mayonnaise. Thought it was weird.

Another vote for mayo on rice, but only kewpie or homemade.

Mayo is good, but like all condiments it must be used with wisdom. People who drown their food with it are the worst.

Beware that industrial mayo is always shit. Learn to make it yourself.

>>9347835
I rarely add anything to what I eat. I just eat simple food, and I eat it plain. My mother thought it was weird that I eat baked potatoes with nothing but a little salt on them. I don't put anything into my oatmeal except a spoon of sugar. I don't even bother with putting spice in my rice.

>>9347838
If you actually did that, did it give you a feeling over power over them? I imagine I would feel superiority over the people who were swallowing my semen.

>>9347861
Hellman's is good.

>>9347867
It didn't make me feel superior, I just found it hilarious and felt as if I had gotten revenge on them for something. Not that I actually had any reason to seek revenge, I just felt like that.

>>9347879
You sound autistic.
I wouldn't share a meal with you, semen in food or not.

>>9347850
Well, taste is rather subjective, it is still actually up to you how much you want to add. Personally I would tasted it, add one, tasted it, add one if necessary, and continue.

Looking at the bright side, you have mayonnaise supplies to be eaten with something else at home!

>>9347879
Huh. I don't know, something about having others eat my semen without knowing it sounds like it would make me feel powerful. I don't know how to explain it. Maybe some kind of primitive reaction in my head.

>>9347850
lmao u talked 2 niggers

Mayo and eggs. Has anyone tried it?

>>9347895
>without knowing it

That's where it is actually wrong. The superior sense should come whether they knew it or not.

If they knew it it is actually better though

i herd the dum dums mystery flavor is ghost flavor since the wrappers white and its sweet so shes eating a ghost in there and that means its a sweet burger. reminds me of spongebob and the jellyfish jelly burger

Guys would rice, eggs and mayo be a good meal?

I don't put any condiments on any sandwich.

>>9347920
Yeah, you're right. Though I don't think I'd be able to get multiple people to eat my semen knowingly. And get away with it.

>>9347933
add ketchup and one of hotdogs, bacon or something

>>9347940
It's okay, some things are better kept in secret

don't eat your myon ><

>>9347960
I kind of want to make a breakfast salad of sorts now. Like chopped up sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs and home fries.

>>9347985

Mayonnaise is quite possibly one of the most disgusting foods on the planet. So no, I do not actively attempt to make the things I eat disgusting.

>>9348041
It is just your imagination, it does not look like semen. Don't worry.

>>9348026
yeah those are perfect with mayo

Bernaise > hamburger sauce > mayo > ketchup > BBQ sauce

I really only use mayo on my burgers in combination with the last two. While they overpower the flavour of the other ingredients if used by themselves, the gentle flavour of mayo allows it all to come together in delicious manner.

>>9347581
IMO grinding your own meat is overkill, you can get a grind that is perfectly good for burgers at most supermarkets. You shouldn't have trouble with bristle unless you pick the worst bottom-shelf stuff.

No. I don't put semen on my burgers.

>>9348118
It's not semen. That would be NSFW and I don't do that.

>>9348049
I do not think it looks like semen. I think it tastes disgusting. In fact, if I had to choose either mayo of semen to be put on my food (there is no "neither"), I think I'd prefer semen.

every now and then

>>9348222
Cool.

>>9348134
No one has ever been banned for posting this.

>>9348185
Can I spoonfed it to you?

Mayonnaise I mean

Mayo consists of eggs. I can not tolerate anything with that much egg content.

>>9347628
oh i know you did not just call us swedes plebs you freakin retard!!!

i hate both mayo and hamburgers. i can't remember the last time i tried them.

>>9348397
fuck you

That is lewd as HELL.

I wonder what Zunbar thinks of mayo?

>>9351306
Gross dude.

Besides ITT "mayo" is simply code for semen.

>Mayo
>>>/ck/

>>9351364
Piss poor shitposting. Try harder nerd.

>>9351331
I was being serious about it though.

>>9348099
>mayo > ketchup
>mayo > anything
How can your taste be so awful?

>>9351912
we know you're offended mayokun, but that's enough for today.

Lettuce tomato pickles ketchup mustard mayo jalapeños cheese no onions or mushrooms

I ate a hamburger with sweet potato fries grilled right into the burger today. Whoa it was good.

I actually came on Youmu's burger!

>>9347574
People have way too unrealistic expectations of their food. It's like they want forget that their meat came from an animal.

"I want some grapes, but without the seeds"
"I want some chicken, but without the bones"

>>9353661
It's not semen

>>9353661
But those things already exist?

>>9353661
that's dumb, bone in meat tastes much better.

>>9354308
I know, right? And bones are such convenient handles too. Meat comes with a build-in stick to eat it off of!