/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Actually, I'm with my mom.

>>9334758

Oh. Carry on then.

>>9334758

I'm with your mom too, if you know what I mean.

im home alone for 4 days

/jp/ are such losers.

>>9334783
I could come over.

Not a single person here is alone, as long as they're on this board among their true friends.

>>9334775
Jesus christ, dude.

What if his mom is dead?

>>9334788
Oh, Anonymous.

>>9334758
Then how are you posting here?

>>9334788
I don't like any of you and I know none of you like me because you don't even know who the fuck I am and I'm extremely unpleasant to be around so just shut the fuck up, asshole.

You don't know me.

>>9334803

/jp/ is his mother

come join me on steam

>>9334783
make sure the doors are locked

>>9334812
>steam

You gay or something dude?

Do you get off to pop-up ads raping your screen every time you quit a game?

RMS wouldn't even give someone like you the time of day.

it's monday?

>>9334809
I would like you if I got to know you, and I bet we would get along well. In fact, I bet you and I would have a lot of fun.

It's not even 3PM

>>9334824
>fun

That would get in the way of my crippling depression and endless pessimism. It would never work.

>>9334841
We could sulk together. I believe we would enjoy the company of each other very well. We could get you to smile in time.

I wish a 2hu would call me pathetic and preferably smoosh my face with her feet while calling me a piece of kuso.

Why do my standards have to be unattainable? I'll never achieve happiness.

Ｉｔ‘ｓ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　ｔｈｕｓｄａｙ，ｈｏｗａｉｔｏ　ｐｉｇｇｕ
　ｆｒｏｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｐａｓｔ．

もう朝ですか

>>9334794

I'm alright with necrophilia.

>>9334870
The last time someone said that to me it ended with a bloody dick in my ass and a bar of soap in one of my eye sockets.

No thanks.

>>9334783
Moetron invite me over

where do jpers hang out on? Irc is just filled with idlers.

>>9334899
Why does he have to invite you?

You a vampire or something?

>>9334888
I was gonna talk about how lonely and fucked-up I feel, too, but... I can't top that..

>>9334906
/jp/

>>9334906
On /jp/.

The only /jp/sies that interact with one another outside of the board are the melty blood homos and tripfags, both of which are extremely gay.

>>9334888
I hope you don't think you're unlikeable, because you sound like an interesting person, someone I want to keep talking to. Even though you don't trust me, I know we would have a great time together. I do hope you keep posting, because this may be the only way you and I get to know each other, and is the closest we may ever be to 'friends'. Even if only for this thread.

>>9334910
Don't even get me started on you.

>>9334927
You don't want to be friends with me. I watch Accel World.

>>9334945
>>9334927
>>9334825
>>9334812
>>>/a/

>>9334945
I used to, for a bit. I only dropped it because I had too much anime on my plate and it wasn't one of my favorites of the season.

>>9334945
is it any good

>>9334945
me too dude. we could watch accel world 2gether and then shitpost on /jp/

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>>9334959
>>>/a/

>>9334963

How much would it cost me to visit your house moe?

>>9334829
Do you get off to criticizing software that has features you don't like that can be turned off with a simple checkbox?

>>9334956
No, it's horrible.

>>9334957
I shitpost alone.

>>9334976
I don't enjoy software that forces me to search for an option to turn off annoying as fuck ads.

>>9334829
you can turn the ads off in the settings, under 'interface' and uncheck notify me.

>>9334965
>>9334979
>>9334983
>>>/a/

>>9334945
I do too dude.

>>9334963
suck my dick dude

>>9334993
>>>/prog/

>>9334979
I always laugh when I see that file name. Well, I don't know if you're the same person I was speaking with, but I bet if we watched Accel World together, we would both have a nice time.

>>9334993
Otaku culture, step it up.

>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/

>>>/o/
>>>/u/
>>>/t/

>>>/o/
>>>/f/

>>>/jp/

Today was my dad's birthday and I forgot about it. Now I feel like a jerk.

>>9334959

>>9335019
I doubt it. I have wild fits where I hug my monitor and start violently rubbign my gentials whenever Kuroyukihime appears on screen and I constantly pause it to get screencaps that I can make shit threads with on /jp/, plus whenever the loli gets screentime I start to claw at my forearm and sometimes I scratch so hard it begins to bleed but the physical pain helps distract me from the mental anguish of that ugly bitch taking air time away from my black-haired princess.

And don't even get me started on Taku.

>>9335060
Sounds like a good time.

>>9334965
.

>>9335055
I don't remember when my parents birthdays are.

Maybe I should watch accel world.

I never gave it a chance because the MC seemed like a generic annoying MC but also fat which makes it at least twice as irritating to watch

>>9335060
We could watch something else. Or not watch anything at all. I don't think you're being completely honest with me on how you watch Accel World, though, so maybe we should watch Kaiji together.

Today is my birthday and nobody left me alone. I had to be in a lot of situations that I didn't want to experience. Being frankly, I prefer being here with you guys than with my family. You guys are gaylords, but are still cool. I don't think I'm pathetic for that.

>>9334751
Living the dream is pathetic now?

>>9335087
My friends aren't pathetic. They're magnificent people, and if you post on this board you're my friend. Apply the law of syllogism and see what that makes you.

>>9335084
I could never get along with someone who likes Kaiji. That show is fucking horrible. It's like a poor man's version of Oyasumi, Punpun.

>>9335060
I'd watch anime with you d00d.

Of course I'd kick your ass first, but the anime would come after we've settled things.

>>9335104
You calling him a gaylord?

>>9335118
Not just any gaylord. He's my gaylord.

>>9335113
As if a virgin nerd like you would even have the balls to come to Tallahassee, let alone walk to my doorstep for the assraping of his lifetime.

You ain't shit.

>>9335124
Ok, ok, time for massive dick sucking.

>>9335128
You could get away with saying that to anyone on /jp/ except !bar.

>>9335111
It's a shame you think that, because I'm 100% sure we would get along so well, we'd become great companions.

>>9335131
Is that who I'm talking to? I have the anonymizer turned on.

>>9335140
get pwnt lol

it's okay guys if you want to be nice people you can always be friends with us

>>9335134
That's what everyone says before they see the real me.

I'm hideous on the inside.

>>9335152
>6 members

The janitor has 6 steam accounts?

>>9335156
As long as you aren't hideous on the outside I'd suck your cock~

>>9335156
But you can admit it. That puts you above the truly hideous people who try to hide their real faces.

And everyone is gross on the inside because organs aren't pretty.

>>9335158
One of those members is Tokiko.

>>9335128
It will happen the next time I travel down to America's wang (AKA Florida).

Besides, I'm sure we both (as well as the rest of /jp/) can agree that you need a good ass kicking.

>>9335161
Only the truly hideous know that they're hideous and do nothing to change it. I'm just like Kuroyukihime.

>>9335163
I don't even have a cock you stupid shit.

Are all homos this dumb?

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>>9335104
>>9335111
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>>9335118
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>>9335158
>>>/a/

>>9335163

It would have to be at my place. There isn't enough room for my cock in your van.

>>9335187
Nice IP. Already backtracked it.

>>9335187
You're not hideous at all. You and I are basically friends now, and I can tell you're not as bad as you say you are.

>>9335179
I'll be in the mountains of Colorado long before that.

I've had it with this shitty humidity.

>>9335194
Oh shit. I hope you don't find out I live in Tallahassee.

>>9335204
I don't need a friend. Friends are for the weak. I'm a strong, independent white woman who don't need no man to protect me.

You got that?

>>9335220

I wanna do some kickings!

>>9335229
>>>/a/

>>9335229

>>9335206
>>the mountains of Colorado

The HELL are you going there for? The weather blows there too.

>>9335220
>white woman
It's time.

>>9335220
>don't need no man to protect me.
What about a cute loli in a frilly dress that wants to sit on your lap? Silly hat optional.

>>9335242
>The weather blows

was this a joke

>>9335060
>>9335187

>violently rubbign my gentials
>I don't even have a cock

>>9335220
I don't know what to call us other than friends. We've talked more closely than two random strangers would. You'll just have the face the facts!

I really want to talk some more, but for a while I have to go clean up the house and take care of my pets. Just remember that we forged a bond of friendship over these posts and I'm going to be wishing you well while I do my work and before I go to bed, because you're my friend.

>>9335247
Haha yeah. Pretty neato, huh.

I've lost all respect for Accel World Guy for becoming friends with such an annoying homo like >>9335253

>>9334783
I don't think you should be all alone with your heart acting up like it has been.

>>9335249
Ever hear of rubbing a clit? It's kinda how most girls masturbate.

>>9335343

That's precisely why I'm horrified.

>>9335343
That ain't gonna work, d00d. This threado is deado.

>>9334751

At least I don't live with my parents

>>9335390
Look at this nerd trying to brag about having to pay for rent and food.

>>9334989

Behold, the true autism in this board.

>>9335394

I work in IT early in the morning, so I can go weeks at a time without speaking to anyone IRL at all. It's worth the rent, plus I can play eroge all night and there is no risk of someone walking in.

I'm a pathetic fuck who doesn't go outside any night so tonight is no different, on top of that I don't have any friends and can't maintain conversations to save my life, I shouldn't be alive, but I am. So I might as well try and make things better for the population around me and stay out of sight and away from people as much as possible, they shouldn't have to deal with me.

>>9335439
Give yourself some credit anon. I bet you're more interesting than you lead us on to be.

>>9335463
There's no reason to lie here, so I can tell the truth even if it hurts to say it. So sadly I'm giving myself as much credit as I can.

>>9335493
You shouldn't let your worry of rejection cloud your opinion of yourself. I bet if given the opportunity and situation, someone will think of you as a worthwhile person to be around.

Of course I'm home along. Wtf kind of question is that? I'll have you know I've been home alone for almost 9 year. I guess that makes me a wizard, and I'm okay with that.

>>9335528

> 9 years

I haven't had a single friend ever, not even in elementary school. I'm 20.

I did have 3dpd gay sex with someone I met on Craigslist once, though.

> tfw you are finally the little girl

>>9335501
There will be no opportunity or situation, the only people I can talk to are anonymous people on /jp/ since I'm not as much of a burden and eyesore to people here as I am to others. As much as I understand that you're trying to cheer me up, sometimes there are people who just shouldn't be alive and are just all round terrible people, not in the sense of being "evil" or "bad" but just they are just poor excuses for human beings and somehow made it out of their mother's womb. An error in a sense, a human error.

>>9335128
Not him, but if I had the capacity to get there, I would if only out of sheer spite. Although I no longer live in Florida, so that isn't an option.

>>9335563
I find it hard to believe that you truly believe that about yourself, because if you did you wouldn't be posting about it. To me, the fact that you shared this with us, is just one of those cry for help we feel like doing from time to time. Besides, we're having a conversation right now aren't we?

>>9335539
>being the little girl of a guy

That's called being the bitch.

>>9335563
You can speak the English language well enough. You are not as bad as you may think you are. I should know.

>>9335606

> implying you don't want to be the little girl

Find me something to do on a Monday night.

>>9336086
Masturbate.

>>9335664
The little girl =/= the bitch

It's not even monday here.