/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm too sexy for a job.

Cocaine quality tester

Demon Hunter.

To work in the military, stationed on some mountain with a good internet access and an old commander/captain.
And I'm already moving to do so.

Anime watcher.

Onahole tester.
Dragon dildo tester.

>>9330959
No. Let's change that.

Heroin sponge

>>9330961

Call me if there are any demons up there.

>>9330959
>>9330960
>>9330961
>>9330962
Look at all these fucking nerds wanting to work.

Sexy NEETs 1 - 0 Wage slaves

4chan janitor

>>9330967

Well, it's not so much I want to work.

I want to get paid for the things I do now.

Guitar player in a thrash metal band with four japanese schoolgirls

my dream job would be working in the comics industry.

Ideally writing and illustrating my own work, but either/or works fine.

sadly I'm not talented enough as an artist, and I have no real writing experience. so instead I'm going into I.T.

>>9330968

1 +

I wish to do this with high paid salary

>>9330977
Your post made me laugh.

>>9330985
Those poor mods. Sometimes i wish i could just hug them and let them rest on my lap. But i can't help my nature.

Racing driver.

>>9330957
I'm 29 and still don't know. Sure I could say, playing video games or fucking bitches but I don't have anythink I would like to do.

crappy 2hu character artist

Pastry chef who owns a cafe. It would feature a seasonal menu. In my head I've got an image of what I'd like the cafe to look and feel like. Dark wood floors, minimal metal throughout and naturally lit during the day. Outdoors there'd be some old shade trees and a large pond.

I don't think anyone would visit though. No businesses in my area seem to ever take off.

Futa taste tester

>>9331001

The only businesses that make it in my town are fast food restaurants or dollar generals.

FUCKING TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

I'D TEACH BITCHES TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

FOR FREE

OK, so if it was just getting paid to do what I want to do anyway, then I'd be an ethnic cleanser.

>>9331011

XDXD

>>9331011
For all you know, she's pointing it at someone she plans on shooting.

>>9331003
You guys are lucky. If a shop in my town isn't run by Brazillians or doesn't charge a $1,000.00 fine just for looking at it, then it won't fly.

Fucking islands, man.

Chair warmer.
My chair is directly connected to the uh.. something somewhere, being ultra scientific. If the seat of my chair goes below 80 degrees farenheit then they stop paying me because its interrupting their science.. or something.
Science chair... Don't question it.

Whether job is awesome or not depends very much on the specific case, like, the people you work with, the place/city you work in, etc. etc.
no job is awesome by default

>>9331039
It seems to me that she's pointing at the desk. Is there someone under it? Or maybe she's about to shoot a fly? Heck, she's looking at the bloody camera and pays no heed to her gun.

No, anon, she's obviously just doing a ``cool'' pose and unknowingly endangering everyone in the room. Thank god it's at least a revolver.

>>9331062
Wouldn't magic thugs be pretty cool?
Like Baccano, except with fireballs and lasers.

I'd like for my novels to be actually good and sellable.
I'd also like being able to write more continuously.

>>9330957
Alcohol tester.

I make sure I stay drunk 24/7 so I can stand be reborn as an Oni by Yuugi's side, A job in the real world that supports my life choices would be great, as I could by better booze with the money.

I like to work in a NEET bar with people from /jp/ as customers, with low-key lighting and Toho jazz playing in the background while I listen to their problems.

I want to work on robots

not for the money or anything
I just want to be involved in the projects because I think everyone is just too stupid and thats why progression has been so slow

>>9330957

I already have an awesome job. BE JEALOUS.

Official loli impregnator.

>>9332067
>loli impregnator

But that's impossible.

>>9332071
I'll just keep trying until I succeed.

>>9332071
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers

i put my dik in ur ear and FUCK what you heard

>>9332071
Let a man dream.

>>9332083
o god wat the HELL

>>9332083

Some of the father descriptions are hilarious.

"A native gentleman."

>>9330957
Wandering immortal shapeshifter who rescues villages from the grips and whims evil people.

I want to be a deputy pantsu inspector. My dad says it will never happen and that I'll never be good enough, but I'll show him.

>>9332083

Murrika outnumbers any other country at least fourfold.
Land of the free to rape children.

>>9332083
I'm surprised my country isn't there.

>>9332067
That sounds like a damn good job.

>>9332150
How do you know it was rape?

>>9332150

I also notice a trend toward heartland and southern Bible country, plus a whole lot of rape and incest.

>>9332083
>that feel when u'll never rape a babby pussy

Space pirate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

>>9332161
Incest is the purest form of love.

>>9332164

more like ass pirate amirite

>>9332169
(´･ω･`)

>>9332163

idk that feel

>>9332165

wadafaq man

a stripper. it's probably not like what you imagine, i would play it cute and innocent. modern striptease still needs more variety.
i'd also like to try modeling. i'd love to show people the beauty of a human body in general. i have no interest in anything directly sex related, it's just about showing dat body.

of course it only applies if i was a cute loli or a dfc. though a cute trap might work as well. as long as i'm pretty, feminine and there's no boobs.
so it's not gonna happen.

High class glory hole whore. My workplace would be decorated by marble tiles, and only the most distinguished guests would be able to afford my exquisite services.

>>9332212
>stripper
>no boobs

You'll go broke and starve.

Nature photographer or just one of the camera guys for those nature documentaries like on the Discovery channel.

Night auditor. Get paid to do nothing

>>9332247
I heard that requires a lot of patience.

president of my country....or a dictator

i'd be a dj like dj tiesto

you just havet o go to clubs and press play on your decks

then oontz oontz oontz lots of money + vip booths + free booze

Ale tester.

>>9332300
You aren't cut out for it. You've ruined your taste buds with cola and fast food.

>>9332292
I don't mind, I like the thought of just hanging out in cool places waiting for an animal to appear. Although, I can the conditions wouldn't always be very good, like really hot or cold weather. But I think it'd be worth it

>>9332247
If you really like it you can become a freelancer. That's how everyone starts, so I've heard. If you have the talent to get good images national geographic and pals will pick you up.

master of the world

universe would be too boring I wanna compete with aliens

>>9332161
95% of all rape is incest or friends, IIRC.
(which is why mothers warning their daughters of strangers are really doing the exactly wrong thing)

>>9332922
Do you know how much of that "rape" is actual rape and not statutory rape?

>>9332936
I don't know, but among family I'd guess about 50%. (this includes minor acts such as just touching)

>>9332955
Do you imply that hugging my cousins is a rape?
Technically I'm touching them.

>>9333000
You can be sued for a lot of stuff, like changing the diapers of a little girl, or washing them - even if it is your job to do so.

I had a friend who had that done to him by my grandfather no less

Lottery Winner (3+ million)

Lorekeeper and editor for some bloated and loaded company like Blizzard where my job is to keep track of all the canon and judge whether something is canon or not and decide what can be omitted or added to best preserve the canon.

Also I work 3 days a week and make $200 k a year.

Medium.

The real deal.

>>9333889
Oops. Little mistake on my part, I thought you wanted to be well-done.

>>9330957
free market trade
>>9333850
Blizzard's goose is cooked after their last 2 blunders.

>>9333905

Pimple popper. I'd charge $1 for every zit I pop from every greasy 13 year old. I'd be rolling in dough.

>>9333908
Probably, but I want something LIKE them, that's generally prosperous and well off and filled with a ton of canon that I can have fun with.

>>9333946
Probably in America.

>>9331023
this

Mech pilot.

Naked hermit on a deserted tropical island.