/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Around 3 more days. If you've been drinking then you're going to be fine for awhile.

>>9330409
I have water enough for a while. I don't feel like getting out of bed and going to the kitchen to get food.

You should eat something now, anon. It's more healthy for you. I was about to go to bed but if you're going to harm yourself I can't just leave the computer...

>>9330415
Then yeah, you'll be fine for awhile. You've got around 3 or so days till it gets dangerous, 5 days should be your limit.

I dare you to go 6 days OP.

OP you may be "fine" but it's still not good. If you have food and you haven't eaten, you should eat.

>>9330445
I imagine she is doing piston movement on my penis.

>I haven't eaten in over 48 hours.

Phrases you'll never see on /cgl/.

I've gone 4 days. I wanted to go a week and could have, I don't remember why I stopped, but I wasn't extremely hungry or anything.

48 hours is not dangerous at all. Humans did not always have such free access to food at all times so they could masturbate over how they get three or six meals a day and how much skipping one is extremely dangerous and will kill you.

Why not just eat something?

>>9330479
I don't want to get out of bed and all the food in my room is finished except a pack of gum.

>>9330479
It would help if you could read.

>>9330483
It's not that hard to go there, even I do it if I'm hungry enough. Do I have to come over and feed you now?

A week if you drink water.

>>9330490
I feel for the OP, sometimes getting out of bed to get food is seriously hard. I'm pretty much in the same situation except with one day without food instead of two.

>>9330483
Will you at least eat tomorrow or... later today, depending on your time zone? You'll be better off if you just eat something. Promise me you will. I want you to be happy and you'll be happier if you do.

>>9330517
Okay I will eat after I sleep. Maybe before. I cannot decide right now, it's 2:22 AM

>>9330591
As long as you do, that's all that matters. I hope you have a good... rest of the night, or morning, or whatever you want to call it.

Guys, is there anything a lazy person can make quickly? I don't really know how to cook and I'm not sure what's in the house. But my stomach feels like it's turning inside out so I think I need some food. Any advice?

>>9330627
Crush the noodles in a ramen package and pour in the flavor powder in the bag. Shake it up and eat it.

>>9330627
I survive on simple things. If you have bread, grab it and eat. Peanut butter? Slap it on. Oatmeal, if you get quick oats (Not instant, there's a difference) you can just mix it with water, throw it in the microwave or atop the stove, and you're done. Rice is more complex but still simple. Just involves boiling water in a pot.

Of course, cereal is easy. And raw vegetables.

>>9330633
No noodles in the house, I've just checked.

>>9330649
I don't have any bread or anything in the house, I think I saw some rice. How do I boil water in a pot?

>>9330407
Immediately. Alternatively, suck down some v8.

>>9330450
>she

>>9330680
I can't explain rice. You'd have to look it up. Surely there is something you can just grab and eat? Maybe some cereal? You don't even need milk. Snacks?

>>9330680

Put water in a pot.
Put a cup of rice in the water (this will make a lot of rice).
Boil the water, keep it boiling.
Periodically taste the rice to see if it is cooked yet, usually takes about 12 minutes from when it started boiling for Basmati or Jasmine.

OP, how is this /jp/ related?

>>9330714

/jp/ can relate with being too lazy to eat.

>>9330715
I can relate to taking a shit too, but that doesn't mean it's alright to discuss it here.

>>9330717
But I see tons of shit threads every day

>>9330717

I didn't argue that. I was just trying to elucidate OP's thought process, regardless of his incorrect decision to post this here.

>>9330627
Chili rice is a staple for me. Just get a can of Hormel Chili or something and throw it over some plain boiled rice. Hearty enough and really cheap.

>>9330720
swell pun friend

>>9330703
There was a box of this cereal, Ricicles I think, I opened the box to have a look and freaked out after I saw it was filled with dead bugs who had clearly gotten in and eaten food. I don't think any snacks are in the house.

>>9330710
To boil water, do I put the water in the pot and just turn up the heat? Do I put the rice in from the start or only when it's boiled? How do I know when it's boiled?

>>9330727
Duckduckgo it for better instructions

>>9330727

Put the rice in from the start.
Turn up the heat, stir the rice occasionally.
It bubbles when it boils, how are you even alive?

What are some good unorthodox onigiri fillings that I'd have around the house?

>>9330715
Really? My hunger gets the best of me after missing a single meal.

>>9330735

If you just ignore that hunger for a while it goes away.

>>9330727
How pathetic do you have to be to not know how to boil rice. I can understand being autistiic, but stuff like that is just ingrained into your mind for survival. It's not cute or funny.

>>9330715
>>9330721
You're not even OP, then? I specifically asked him because I wanted his response.

>>9330733
Semen

>>9330742
I don't think cavemen were boiling rice on their stoves back in the days of instinct.

>>9330745
Yeah they were

>>9330747
I don't know where else to go with this. I thought this was something common in the NEET lifestyle for one reason or another.

If you have canned beans, throw them in the rice after it's done. I suggest straining and rinsing them first though.

>>9330747

I didn't mean to be an imposter. One thousand aporogies.

>>9330754
I'm allergic to beans.

>>9330758

Yeah, the way you're going with it is the stupid way.

>>9330742
This can very easily go both ways.

You don't know how to make beef wellington? It's just a tenderloin covered with mushroom paste and wrapped in puff pastry. Preparing these things should be ingrained in your mind for survival.

>>9330758
Oh, I forgot to mention that it's not cute or funny if you can't do it.

>>9330735
Ignore hunger and you'll quickly stop noticing it. One meal a day becomes more than enough if you don't do much. Fasting spiritualists get it.

>>9330758
But if I had the ingredients I would know to at least use fire to cook the beef instead of just staring at the ingredients in confusion until I starve to death

>>9330737
>>9330762
Huh so asceticism is the way to go? Thanks guys. I work nights, haven't eaten since like lunchtime yesterday and I have no means of getting myself to food

>>9330770
If you're going to just ignore the things you don't know how to use, then why even cook anything? You can eat uncooked rice.

>>9330778

Dude, I think you lost the argument back when you compared boiling rice to cooking a beef wellington.

This thread inspired me to get up an rifle the kitchen for like the 3rd time only to find that they is still nothing to eat. Fuck you

>>9330780
They're both prepared food items so what's the difference? You either make them or you don't. It just seems like you can't make beef wellington, so in my eyes you're as bad as you see the OP for being unable to cook rice.

Is it possible to portal to Gensokyo with limiting eating? I try to not eat more than one dish during day, but I still have feeling that I eat too much if I want to be in Gensokyo. How long will it be before does this method will work? How to make it faster?

>>9330781
Nevermind, I found a can of vegetarian beans and 2 hotdogs in the back of the freezer, welfare franks n beans it is. Kinda scares me because I can't remember when if ever have I bought hotdogs

>>9330785

One is arguably the simplest staple food in existence to cook?

>>9330785
almost all rice has instructions on how to boil it on the back of the package. you're an idiot

>>9330793
Any food is simple to make once you know what you're doing.

>>9330797
Why do you need instructions? That stuff should be ingrained in your mind. Because survival.

Is Kurosawa-sensei related to Japanese film director Akira Kurosawa?

Around 2 weeks.

I went 1 week without eating, just drinking water, although I was on my bed doing nothing all the week.

I had a yeast infection, candidiasis.
Apparently it survives on carbs.

I really didn't mean to cause an argument but I'm back and I made some rice, I burned the cooker though so I'm pretty screwed when my parents come back. Thanks for the help I guess, I'm sorry for all the trouble though, I just haven't had to cook before ever, it's only been ready made stuff ;_;

>>9330804
If you don't know how to do something searching for a way around it is also ingrained in your mind

>>9330817

>>9330815
Not entirely true. People search for a way to do things, not entirely relying or looking at or for instructions. In your mind, putting a thin layer of rice on a baking sheet with some water might seem like a much better way to cook rice than any instructions could tell you to do.

>>9330822
eep

what.

>>9330831
>>9330826
Slide out, whiteboy... You're done.

>>9330826
Granted. And then you would still be able to eat it.

>>9330840
How about you slide my dick out of your ass?

>>9330851
Same goes all foods.

>>9330853

>>9330856
Try eating raw pork and get back to me in a week.

>>9330859
No more different than beef tartare.

>>9330864
lel ok. raw chicken.

>>9330867
If it's fresh enough, sure. Very few foods actually need to be cooked or prepared for consumption.

>>9330874
What about raw THIS!

*pulls down panties*

>>9330880
>panties

you ruined it

/jp/ - Raw Foodism / Yaaaay

who freegan here

The problem isn't that raw meats or foods are inherently dirty, but rather the conditions the food is exposed to on the way to your kitchen. You cook it to either rid the food of any bacteria it's picked up along the way or because you like the taste of cooked foods.

For example in the pork industry, after the Mossad started the rumors of pork carrying diseases things have gotten "better" over the past years and you can usually now order pork cooked to your liking much like beef.

it's threads like these that remind me that half of us are probably fat as fuck NEETS who leave the house to purchase more food, and the other half are underweight shut-ins who don't like venturing outdoors unless they're desperate.

remember to not go without vitamins for over 3 days or you'll have permanent damages.

drink some juice or take vitamin pills.

>>9330900
So basically raw food would be ok iif I just hunted it?

>>9330953

Bullshit
Humans used to go many days without food as they wandered around grasslands looking for game. Hell I commonly go a day or so without eating not even thinking about it, more often I might have a bowl of cereal here and there then eat one massive meal after a few days.

>>9330950
I'm actually fat but I only eat one meal a day, if that. I think it's just that the meal I do have is usually a takeaway. Most of the time though, I just can't be bothered to go through the effort of eating, having to find something to eat, preparing it (even having to put something in the microwave) and then eating it is such a hassle.

Eating is so troublesome. I wish I didn't have to do it. How do some people eat so much?

>>9330976
Humans also used to die before hitting 30

>>9331020
Food tastes good! In a life where almost everything is bad, there will always be good food.