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Hi.
Just woke up.
By the way, I'm a female.
Any other females here?
Let's get our due respect from the males of /jp/.

>> No.9323649

>>9323646
go back 2 kitchen LOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.9323650

btw im a girl

>> No.9323652

How'bout we not?

>> No.9323653

btw im a girl

>> No.9323661

I've noticed a lot of girls in /jp/ lately.
Perhaps we will soon even outnumber guys?

Then we can claim /jp/ as our own.
I demand a female janitor, also. The current one is male and deletes my threads because he's a sexist dinosaur.

>> No.9323662

btw we're all little girls

>> No.9323666

B
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>> No.9323664

>>9323650
>>9323653
>>9323661
go back 2 kitchen LOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.9323670

>>9323664
Heh, you showed those nerds

>> No.9323671
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9323671

>>9323649
Speaking of kitchen, I picked up a piece of pork belly last night, just large enough for myself and some leftovers. I had to go to the asian market to pick it up. I'm really looking forward to cooking it once I wake up.

>> No.9323674

that feel when you will never meet a female /jp/er
sorry for posting an irritating catch phrase in your thread

>> No.9323675
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9323675

I'm a boy on /jp, ask me anything.

>> No.9323688
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9323688

I'm a cute truNEET loli let's smoke weed play touhou listen to denpa and watch your favorite shows all day

>> No.9323689

You should look for respect, not because you are female, but because you are human.

>> No.9323690

>>9323675
sexy

>> No.9323691

>>9323661
I always noticed a certain percentage of female users in /jp/. There a shitload of weeaboo in West after all.

>> No.9323695

>>9323662

``little girl'' was a silly and dangerous meme created by the /jp/ patriarchy to place impossible standards on the real girls of /jp/ so we never rise up and make ourselves known. Please stop using it or I will report you to the appropriate internet bullying agency as well as my local women's shelter.

Listen up /jp/!
We're here, we have periods, get used to it!

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>>9323688
>smoke weed
im telling on you

>> No.9323698

>>9323675
3/10 Wouldn't come anywhere close, but seen worse.

>> No.9323699

>>9323695
I'd be okay with a slightly older girl. wanna hang out?

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>>9323692
My mom lets me and it's legal where I live.

Sucks to be you americlap.

>> No.9323710

>>9323699

This is not the place to ``flirt'' with us. If you are handsome enough (timestamped pic is expected) then you can reach us through the usual channels: Tumblr, Formspring etc. and try your luck.

Be warned though, we have very high standards. *wink*

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9323712

>>9323710

>> No.9323714

>>9323710
what if I'm not handsome?
i don't think I'm going to like the answer to this

>> No.9323716

>>9323702
You;re not cute or a loli your just a bully

>> No.9323719

>>9323675
beard/10

if you can't trap then i can't say yes.

sorry~

>> No.9323723

>>9323675
is this really a jaypeer?
I would like a timestamp please

>> No.9323720
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>>9323716
Bullying is cute if the bully is a loli. Prove me wrong.

>> No.9323725

>>9323720
f**k you

>> No.9323726

I have a big dick ask me anything.

>> No.9323730

>>9323728
I dislike them all equally.

>> No.9323731
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>>9323725
I just want to bully in peace why do you have to be so mean to me

>> No.9323728

>>9323726
favorite meme?

>> No.9323729
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>>9323702

>americlap

>> No.9323736

Hey /a/ and /jp/, since you seem so keen on "invading" us so often.

Yes, we're slutty. That means we sleep with different guys who we want to sleep with, and have casual fun with them. There's nothing wrong with that. It means you're assertive and well adjusted as a young female. I'd encourage any daughter I have to do the same. In fact you could say I'm proud to be a slut. In fact most of us are "proud" to be slutty and promiscuous on /cgl/. We can't help enjoying ourselves :)

Yes, we like hotties from /fa/ who are kind of arrogant and mean. You like hotties too. It's just that we actually have a choice of getting real hotties, unlike you, so you get mad at us. Or else you try and be nice and just end up looking like losers because you're so spineless, haha.

Yes, we like taking risque photos of ourselves in revealing outfits. We like the attention. Who wouldn't? It's fun to be able to turn heads like that. Maybe you'll know that feel one day. And who cares if we haven't seen the series the character is attached to? The important thing is that we're having fun.

Yes, we like con raves and hookups. You just don't like it because you're irrational and antisocial losers that are scared of large social situations and people who are normal and cute getting involved in your hobbies.

And yes, we like "hipster guys" because they are hot as hell.

>> No.9323733

>>9323726
how does it feel not ever being able to fuck your loli waifu if you ever go to her dimension

>> No.9323740

>>9323714

umm, do you have any idea how much attention we get as ``girls on the internet''? Can you give me one good reason I should waste my time talking to some ugly freak stalker? Please go creep on someone else.

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>>9323710
I know you're a girl on the internet but pick me and I'll be the one on the kitchen, I promise ^^

>> No.9323742

>>9323733
step 1 (optional) eat breakfast
step 2 without even thinking JUST DO IT run up to loli waifu and jam in soft penis
step 3 wait for to erect
step 4 move it AORUND!!!
step 5 make sure dont prengante her

>> No.9323744

>>9323736
Sup pygma.

>> No.9323745

>>9323736
yes i agree, hipster guys are hot as HELL. i'm adding them to my pixiv bookmarks.

>> No.9323747
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9323747

kill everyone in this thread and report it

>> No.9323748

>>9323733
This actually affects me much, much more than it should, and on a personal level. I honestly feel like I'll always be missing an integral part of my life over this fact. It bums me out thinking about it, so I try not to.

>> No.9323752

>>9323740
I'll be really polite to you and wont cause you trouble and I'll do stuff for you if you ask..
sorry for annoying you, you dont have to answer

>> No.9323754

>>>/cgl/
Fat people are not allowed here.

>> No.9323758

>>9323748
I find it funny how these posts always summon you, overconcerned with the big size of your dick-anon. You're one the few anons I recognize along the years, together with anarchist anon, military anon and hebephile anon.

>> No.9323763

I'm sure >>9323752 is the guy who was asking about how easy it was to pick up con sluts before.

>> No.9323773

>>9323758
It's just that unlike most problems in my life, I cannot do a single thing about this one. I tend to mull it over and over and obsess over it because of that.

>> No.9323787
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9323787

im a girl
ask me anything! also dont hit on me, silly boys~

>> No.9323791

>>9323723
I don't know but the few I met through omegle who dared to go into videochat and were able to give me a good chat about either Touhou or VN are cute or at least bearable, I have a few snapshots in my computer but I don't remember how I named them.

>> No.9323803

>>9323787
i MILKed ur MUM last niteLOL

>> No.9323804

>>9323787
wow gurl ur so hot i'd love 2 take u out 2 dinner lol ;)

>> No.9323806

I didn't know you're also into /a/b/v/ shit, /jp/

>> No.9323809
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9323809

'Sup bitches. Seems like it's time for you all to suck my cock.

>> No.9323810

>>9323806
There isn't a single /jp/sie in this thread, it's just the OP and his facebook friends samefagging hard.

>> No.9323813

It's alright because I know at least a quarter of you guys in this thread will die a slow painful pathetic death on a road somewhere.


Good night.

>> No.9323819

>>9323810
Not really, I'm here all the time and I'm waiting for a ugly /jp/sie with a timestamp to post to get a little self esteem boost. I'm kind of average but if some of you happened to be horrible it would sweeten my existence.

>> No.9323845

>>9323787
make porn, post result

>> No.9323846

>>9323810
No, /jp/ is legitimately this bad now.

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>>9323819

suck my cock

>> No.9323868

>>9323857
Face covered by hair, expect ugly shit, did you get the image from /a/?

>> No.9323884

/soc/ please go

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>>9323868
Fuck you.

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