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9320030 No.9320030 [Reply] [Original]

You know what I hate? Closetcase pedos on 4chan.

"Women having breasts?! That's ridiculous, women don't have breasts! You must be 13 if you like boobs!"
paired with...
"OH YEAH, DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST!" Which is like saying delicious empty plate.
And then...
"Everyone knows it's all about hips and ass (you know, the two parts men have too.)"
And...
"There's nothing gay about fapping to dickgirls! You're a fag if hard cocks don't turn you on!"
followed by...
"FUCK YEAH I LOVE ANAL!"
and then...
"Oh yeah! Tranny thread! Show me some more transition pics they make my tiny dick so hard!"

Which all translates to...

"I am gay, and attracted to men who dress femininely. Everything on a woman turns me off, I like only the parts you can find on a man. I like flat chests like men have, dicks like men have, asses like men have, hips like men have (perhaps referencing how the Spartans were obsessed with having sex with male hips?) and anuses. BUT I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY, AND YOU'RE TOTALLY GAY AND A LITTLE KID FOR SUGGESTING IT, BUT REALLY I'M SAYING YOU'RE A GAY LITTLE KID BECAUSE GAY LITTLE BOYS ARE ALL I THINK ABOUT AND I WANT TO FUCK YOUR ASS OH GOD I'M SO ALONE PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR AAAAASSSSSSS~"

>> No.9320039

I'm fairly sure your logic is flawed.

>> No.9320040

izzat shitty flame bait

>> No.9320048

>>9320040
If too many people get suckered into replying, it won't be. Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if it did.

>> No.9320074

>>9320039
How so? You're attracted solely to parts that can be found on men. You're gay. Nothing wrong with you being gay, bro.

The pedo bit's a different story.

>> No.9320076

Can somebody please provide an abridged version of OP?

>> No.9320080
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9320080

Me too anon. I don't think they realize all the people they're hurting.

>> No.9320098
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9320098

>>9320076
NO.

>> No.9320099

pornography and actual sexual attraction can be completely isolated. its well documented

>> No.9320103

Well?
Are you going to give me your ass or what?

>> No.9320108

ITT: OP & chest cancer lovers asshurt over their bad taste.

>> No.9320109
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9320109

>>9320099
You can only reboot a used troll topic so many times before people quit taking it seriously.

>> No.9320113

>>9320076
"Yeah, this is sure to troll them!"

>> No.9320125
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9320125

Nice.
Epic.
I like it.

>> No.9320116

/jp/ - opinion enforcing culture

>> No.9320120

Bro, sorry to burst your bubble, but none of us are closeted.

We're all open about our love of cocks.

Go try on /a/ or the porn boards.

>> No.9320135

I don't think so, I don't make my buttslut cocklust a secret.

>> No.9320127

>>9320076
>>Pedos on 4chan argue repeatedly that if you like women who actually look like women, you are gay and a child.
>>They claim this in response to anyone not liking the things they do.
>>All the things they like are male traits, and in fact describe the small gay boys they accuse everyone who doesn't share their fetishes of being.

>> No.9320128

I only agree with you OP insofar that the people spouting "DFC" and "chest tumors" annoy the shit out of me.

>> No.9320163

>>9320030

ITT: STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

>> No.9320157
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9320157

All breasts sizes are fine and have ups and downs.
It's all about the female figure in general.
Dickgirls are shit, but traps are great.
Anal and anuses are good, I love the look of them on females, so cute.
As for that last point, that'd be implying I'm looking at 3D shit, no thanks.

Any way, have a good day OP.

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9320162

You haven't mentioned the single most important thing why I'm a straight male. The vagina.

>> No.9320174

>>9320157
>Dickgirls are shit, but traps are great.
I want /v/ to leave.

>> No.9320183

I like how this is the 2nd post you've started on /a/ and brought over to /jp/.

>> No.9320190

>>9320162
That's usually what makes people go gay.

>> No.9320193

I don't recall jp ever agreeing on anything, and frankly both futa and traps are equally gay.

>> No.9320195

women will be obsolete in the next few years anyway

so not like any of this shit matters

>> No.9320207

>>9320157
Why are you so afraid to come out of the closet?

>> No.9320200

>>9320030

>I love flat chests as they don't sag, doesn't get in the way, erotic especially when erect
>curves and petite body
>I love and prefer small butts
>I don't like anal and don't fap to futa

>> No.9320202

>>9320174
How does that indicate I'm from /v/ at all? Be damned if I'd even go near that shithole.

>> No.9320210

>>9320127
Forgot your trip.

>> No.9320942

To the people who think small breasts don't sag... You're really stupid. I know someone that's about an a cup and she has the saggiest floppy pancake tits I have ever seen. And she's only in her 20s.

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