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What if you woke up and this was the first thing you saw?

>> No.9311580

Wonder what to do with the last 5 seconds of my life before I die.

>> No.9311587

So how long before I get obliterated by one of her pets, or have my brain scrambled?

>> No.9311588

>"who put jap cartoon posters in my bedroom?"

>> No.9311590
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9311590

it wouldnt be very nice in the real world would it?

>> No.9311600

Is that piss on that pillow she's licking?

>> No.9311596

>>9311588
Whose quote are you quoting?

>> No.9311597
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>> No.9311607

btw im a girl

>> No.9311611

>>9311576
fucking run away because i'm terrified of dem people.

>> No.9311620

>>9311587
>obliterated by one of her pets

They would never do such a thing.

>> No.9311646

Yell in surprise and fall out of bed.
Then I'd ask where she put my fumos.

>> No.9311686
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9311686

What if you were going to bed and you find a Satorin in it?

>> No.9311706
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>> No.9311750

>>9311686
I'd give her the dick

>> No.9311778
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9311778

Why do you like Satorin?

I like Satorin. I don't know why. I just like her.

>> No.9311801
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>>9311778
She's cute.

>> No.9311797

Why would a human be within touching distance of the most unfriendly 2hu?

>> No.9311840

Run away, I don't want her to read my mind.

>> No.9311855
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>>9311778

She's cute, and she can see things in your mind that you will show nobody else. She is naturally a very intimate touhou.

>> No.9311863
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9311863

i do this
then say
CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in shock

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>>9311778

Because she's so motherly.

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>>9311840

She already did.

>> No.9311892

>>9311576
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Let her read my mind.
"You are now."

>> No.9311894

>>9311686
Well...is she awake?

>> No.9311901
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Put on this track http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II5CxY7VwB0

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>>9311855

I would like to get intimate with Satori I think...

Oh god...

>> No.9311919

>>9311576
Freak the fuck out.
>OH GOD WHO ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED WAIT HOLY FUCKING ITS SATORI YOU'reR REAL AND HERE AND GENSOKYO EXISTS AND OH SHIT WAIT DON'T THINK ABOUT LEWD FUCK I'M THINKING ABOUT LEWD I'M SO SORRY SATORI WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

With any luck she'd burst out laughing or something. That would be nice...

>> No.9311983

wake up for real.

>> No.9311996

>>9311620

Maybe not Orin, but you'd never know about Okuu. The Symposium was all about "not many have met her so we don't really know" on her article.

Although I guess she wouldn't be happy with a human showing up in the mansion out of fucking nowhere, considering the whole "let's burn the surface" thing and all that.

>> No.9312068

>>9311996

Both times she went to the surface she was well behaved.

>> No.9312829

That explains the heat.

...uh...good morning?

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