/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You say that like it's a bad thing

I'm not sure you should post this sort of thing...

>>9307410
I'm armed and ready.

>>9307434
dildoman_and_funnyboxers.jpg

>>9307452
Was this the eroge where "funnyboxers" got turned into a girl and in turn got raped senseless or something?

>>9307430
It's censored, so it's worksafe and a-okay to post here.

bump

>>9307463
Fuck yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZ3PgurJK0

>>9307430
Why? I don't see anything wrong with it. What are you talking about?

I wanted to be a gay slut but I abandoned this idea when I saw their prices, you can make more working in mcdonalds.

>>9307610
You know some people actually choose their careers because they enjoy them and jot for the money.

>>9307621
Even though 95% of the clients are 30-50 year old men in a mid-life crisis who are sick of their wives and want some twink to stick a dick in

>>9307628
Less degrading than working at mcdonalds.

>>9307628
>Even though 95% of the clients are 30-50 year old men
What do you mean?

>>9307648
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuff7y_N5XI

>>9307648
Well of course, but the point is that you shouldn't expect there to be a line of handsome young men with pretty cocks

>>9307654
Most are married, so they turn to rent boys to satisfy their gay urges that they have to keep from their overbearing and annoying female oppressors.

>/jp/

>>9307659
>Well of course, but the point is that you shouldn't expect there to be a line of handsome young men with pretty cocks

I live just outside a redlight district with a male brothel, and looking at it from the outside it would appear only young males are allowed to actually work there, they are fairly good looking to be honest.

It seems like a expensive and safe place though, condom use required and so on for the safety of both parts

>>9307659
Yeah but why the 'even though'?

>>9307673
>I live just outside a redlight district with a male brothel

So why you still a virgin nerd lord?

>>9307675
Because most young attractive gay men would rather fuck other young attractive gay men?

>>9307682
On the other boards over the years, I've noticed that every little gay boi's dream is to meet up with some 4chan bear and get fucked by him.

>>9307681
I dont have the courage to go in there ;_;
I'd probably drop my spaghetti all over the place

>>9307689
Even if you do, you're paying so they'll pick the spaghetti up for you.

>>9307682
OK

>>9307690
Not to mention where would you even start, how do you tell them you want a young trap looking man with a nice uncut cock to do you in the butt for a while and then let him blow his load in my mouth.

I can feel the spaghetti just leaving my pockets thinking about it
God i hate having this social anxiety and social skills of a potato

>>9307718
By saying those words? These guys fuck for a living, they'll understand.
Write down what you want to say on a piece of paper, like a script.
And highlight the key points and information you want to put across. I do this for phone calls I have to make. It helps a little, but phone calls are still very stressful. I also stand up while doing it.