/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You could try asking /adv/?

The fact that you're an otaku or that you posted a Touhou picture doesn't magically make us your masturbation advice bureau.

It's not so much of a question that needs answered

I just like to make all of my posts at least three lines long

Like this

2lewd

>>9303780


Prostate stimulator is otaku culture, newfriend.

>>9303800
Are you sure you don't mean you want to make all of your posts three 'times' as long?

>>9303813

Here's a Plea for Thirty Nights of Reading in Each Thread

If I could put in writing what I think about your thread you would need to make it some larger. At that, I don't see why you can't make it about three times bigger than it is now, so I could put in about thirty nights each month reading it. I get more good out of your thread than out of all the other threads and posts put together. Each month I have a race with my son, the instant the thread comes into the house, to see which one will get it first.

What's it like to cum until you pass out? I've fapped with my hand three times in a row but I got bored..I have a lot of stamina so I don't think I'll get to pass out.

Does it vibrate?

>>9303818

You don't ejaculate unless you touch your penis, but that's not the point. The Aneros lets you achieve the dry orgasm, which is very similar to the female orgasm. Long lasting, and you still feel like going for another one after having it.

>>9303836

No, you just use your sphincter muscles. It's completely hands free.

There are vibrating ones, but they don't have the patented design so they aren't that good.

is it really that good? I never really bought into the idea they were that great, especially since i've never seen many people talk about them...

I bought one and all I had was asspain. Don't do shit.

I've been pretty bored with standard fapping lately. I've thought about buying one, but I really can't stand uncleanliness. Won't it be full of shit when you pull it out?

Unless you're tried anal play before (fingers, whatever), I can imagine not feeling anything but pain on your first try. Gotta loosen yourself up and familiarize yourself with down there first.

>>9303902

As long as you give yourself a quick rinse with your showerhead beforehand, it'll come out clean as a whistle when you're done. It's made of hard plastic, so it won't stain or smell either.

Gay, man.

>Came three consecutive times and passed out

Males cannot orgasm multiple times like that.

I want one so badly. I want a cute guy to use it on me, too.

I bought one and felt nothing at all.
Shit sucks

>>9303934
Is it safe to do that? I once got water in my anus and it stinged like a thousand needles. I got spasms for a few seconds from the pain and splashed water all over the bathroom.

What are some good home-made sex toys a NEET could make (meaning it must be free.)

>>9303952

They can, I've done it before, I had 3 prostate orgasms in a row and couldn't move for a few minutes, I had to get my breath back, then when I got up to go to bathroom to clean up my legs were really weak.

Is it true that your anus can fall out if you do ecchi stuff down there? I don't want to go to the doctor and they will laugh because they know I touched my ass. They will think I'm gay...

>>9303974
Well, i've heard you can make a dildo with broken plastic coathangers, duct tape, and electrical tape...

>>9303989
What do you mean 'clean up'?

Don't tell me you shit yourself when you have prostate ejaculation??

>>9303974
Screwdriver handles seem pretty good.

>>9303970

might want to see a doctor pally

>>9304003

Of course not

But you're gonna want to wash off the buckets of precum and remnants of the lube

>>9304003

Lube and cum, there was no shit.

>>9303952
>Males cannot orgasm multiple times like that.

Guess I'm not male then, weird

OK, I'm convinced. I'll try anal play with my fingers. What should I use as lube?

>>9304066
precum

>>9304066
>lube
Get a load of this sissy faggot

>>9304066
My cum.

>>9304026
Cum? Out of your ass?

>>9303974
I'm interested in this too. What are some nice things I could send up the backdoor?

>>9304093
Try a pen or something. Even a q-tip will work.

>>9304103
Any suggestions for something a tiny bit bigger? Not sure I'm able to reach orgasm with something the girth of just one finger.

>>9304150
You're not going to orgasm with those alone but they help a lot when you masturbate normally.

>>9304066

Real lube is the best, but if you don't have that then you could try body soap (never shampoo) while in the bath or shower. Might sting though.

>>9304093

Starting with one finger is the way to go unless you want to hurt yourself. Then you can move up to two, and then other household stuff like pens and celery.

It'll probably just feel weird the first time, but keep it up for a while and you'll start to like it.

OP is a slut, it takes like an hour for you to even begin to feel anything.

I've been interested for a long time. A long time ago I used real lube and my fingers, but didn't get very far in. For the past week, I've been sticking my fingers up during showers (after coating the finger with saliva) and it feels "pleasant". I still cannot get very far, though. I always reach some sort of wall and can go no farther. I don't think I've found my prostate.

I don't want to buy a toy until I can get farther in, but after about an inch, I hit... some sort of wall. Anyone have any similar experiences?

Also, I happen to have lubricated condoms but no separate lube. Could I rap, say, the bulbous end of a screwdriver inside and safely use it? Or a skinny flashlight?

I feel embarrassed asking about this...

>>9304150

>>9304156

Yeah, don't expect to be able to have a dry orgasm with just your fingers. It's possible, but really hard. If I were you, I'd concentrate on playing down there while you masturbate normally just to give you a more pleasurable orgasm.

>>9304066
Vaseline works.

>>9304157
Why not shampoo?

>>9304170

1. Sounds like you should try more lubrication, or change your positioning.

2. I've used a small flashlight before and it was good. Still, you're going to need more than a lubricated condom. Man up and buy some KY Jelly, or find yourself some vaseline.

>>9304178

Stings like a motherfucker

>>9304170
>I don't want to buy a toy until I can get farther in, but after about an inch, I hit... some sort of wall
It's anuscancer. Rip

It's not gay.
I once was fapping in my bed completely naked and involuntarily touched my anus. I then started to lurk more, washed it severely and started to roam. I put a shitload of lube and it kinda hurtled, and it's really uncomfortable, and if you don't put enough lub, getting your finger/toy/whatever out is really painful and burning. And for the love of god, shave before trying.

I started with a finger, then I tried the grip of a razor blade, since it's curve and has a nice texture (but wash it up nicely because it might come out with shit). I discovered that rubbing my penis while forcing a finger inside me with a small amount of lube can make you orgasm like if a woman had her entire body as a G-Spot.

You should not put hard, solid objects. You would rather try something hard but that will take the shape of your ass, like "realistic dildos". Sticking a dildo up my ass was the most delicious feeling I've ever had in my entire life.

>>9304157
I learned this lesson the hard way.

>>9304185
>It's anuscancer
What the fuck?

>>9304189
Hmm, really? During or after? I've used it a couple times and it was alright during but afterwards it hurt pretty badly, enough that I haven't done it for quite some time now. I always though it was just because of the act itself and never because I used shampoo.

>>9304170
Never reached a "wall" so to speak. Once something goes in, well, it goes in pretty deep.

>Could I wrap, say, the bulbous end of a screwdriver inside and safely use it?

Definitely, that seems like a pretty good idea. My only word of warning is that you shouldn't try anything too big right away if all you've been using is your fingers. It may not seem like it, but that hole is tighter than you think.

>>9304170
I use a toilet scrubber and a condom, sometimes kids oil instead of lube because I don't know where to hide the lube.

It doesn't feel that pleasant, but I feel the need of fucking my ass sometimes...

>>9304212
I use exactly the same thing!

Also, what's this anuscancer deal if you have a sort of wall?

>>9304212
Oh god I thought I was the only one... it was extremely awkward though so I only did it once

>>9304212
Oh godammit me too.

Would anyone recommend the best prostate stimulator? I'd love to get myself something which could provide the best orgasm ever. I'd also probably buy a onahole with it as well, for double the pleasure.

So much samefagging in this thread it's a pain in the ass.

>>9304247

Stick with the Aneros brand. Everything else is just a knockoff.

The MGX model is the best for beginners.

>>9304256
Where?

>>9304212
That seems kind of clunky. I use the handle of a lint roller which feels absolutely amazing.

>>9304223
They're just fucking around. If you hit a wall, you're probably putting it in at an awkward angle or going too deep. The prostate is not that far and it's the spot you want to hit.

>>9304247
Everyone says Aneros. I say go for something hands-free like that or something that vibrates, because manual stimulation gets extremely tiring.

>>9304258
Beginners? What are you talking about? Are there better options which require experience or effort?

>>9304272
How far in is the prostate if you had to say? 1 inch in or more? I could never find mine.

>>9304256

>it's a pain in the ass

You pricks do know that prostate stimulation might cause bleeding right?

On the subject, and forgive me for the amazing amount of autism, but this doesn't increase propensity of prostate cancer, right?

>>9304272
He could be hitting the rectosigmoid junction.

Six weeks later, returning home from work early one afternoon, I walked into my kitchen to discover /jp/ dressed in women's lingerie and a curly blonde wig, mounted on the handle of a toilet plunger suctioned securely to the floor. He looked like a huge albino frog lollipop. A K-Mart brochure lay open between his knees advertising children's swimwear.

As /jp/ leapt up in surprise, the plunger handle exited and, like a trebutchet, flung a combination of butter and faeces across the kitchen cabinets. My first reaction was to stand there in shock. /jp/'s first reaction was to grab a Wiltshire steak knife from the kitchen counter top and plunge it four inches into my stomach. He then ran up the stairs as I slid slowly down the refrigerator door to the floor.

>>9304272
oh wow, that seems much better, I haven't seen anything like that before but I'll look it up in the mall.

Actually with the toilet scrubber I have a whole setup in order to be comfortable and all, but it's a pain in the ass getting all that shit together inside the bathroom so I can just fap...

>>9304286
A really rough estimate: three, maybe four inches. You can reach it with your fingers. When you put something inside, you want to aim it "forward" toward your scrotum/taint area. You'll know you hit it when you feel like you need to urinate and precum starts leaking, it's like a little bump the size of a walnut.

>>9304302
That's why it's important to lube up and warm up before shoving 14 inch dildos up your ass. As for prostate cancer, stimulation of the prostate is actually the treatment for those at risk.

>>9304302
It won't bleed if you're gentle, and regular stimulation can reduce the rist of prostate cancer.

>>9304326
forgot the picture I found in google...

>>9304282

The MGX is the original model. The other ones are bigger/thicker, or have a quirkier designs.

>>9304302

Haha, are you kidding? Prostate massagers were invented by doctors to protect against prostate cancer, then people discovered that it felt great.

>>9304337
So what do you do with that thing? Poke it? Rub it?

>>9304337
3/4 inches in? My finger is not 4 inches.

>>9304354
"Stimulate" it. Whatever feels good, to be honest. Personally, I rub it, alternating from a circular to vertical motion with varying intensity.

>>9304359
My bad, I was just about to amend that, I meant two/three inches.

>Fournier's Gangrene

>>9304384
FUCK

>>9304384
>>9304421
Just wash what you put up there, no big deal. That's like saying polio is still dangerous.

>>9304313
Write more.

>>9303996
i've tried that and it hurts since you can feel the edges of the tape.

i wouldn't recomend it

>>9304468
You mean "I just tried that".
Things up your ass must be lubbed as fuck and smooth (or textures made specially for that purpose)

>>9304476
Just spread some peanutbutter on your anus and have your cat or dog lick it.

I wish there was a tongue simulator for my ass.
I want it licked so badly.

How do you clean your butt well enough to avoid stains and smears?

>>9304483
Cat tongues are like sandpaper.

>>9304480
Anal cleaner

>>9304103

Don't use pens, they leak.

>>9304480
I take my shower head down there and just spread open the cheeks, and let warm water splash there for a minute or two. It also feels great on my testicles, you should try it.

I guess some people who use big dildos will use an enema but that's too much work for me.

>>9304480
Take a shit an hour or so before you plan to do anything and wash in the shower to warm up. If you still get stains and smears you might have an exceptionally dirty asshole, in which case, perhaps an enema would do it?

>>9304480
Google "anal cleaner".

>>9304480
A high fiber diet helps a lot.

eeeeew- you're all disgusting.

A real penis feels better you know~

>>9304576
B... but i'm too shy.

>>9304576
I was thinking this morning of buying one of those women toys who you put on a penis and it molds the form of the penis. I wanted to put it in mine and literally fuck myself.

This is the first time I've ever felt attracted to Patchy.

>>9304576
But the cost of using a real penis would be too high. Whoever you're with is going to expect you to want a relationship, most likely, so you're trapped with that person and all the obligations that come with it. And if it's a /jp/er, I can bet he'd constantly be whining and acting elitist. Sounds a lot like being with a woman, except there's an extra penis mixed in.

Not worth it. I'll take the less pleasurable option.

So far on the list of a NEET's (free) impromptu anal insertions:
screwdriver handles, pens, Q-tips, lint rollers, and toilet scrubbers.

Any other domestic product ideas? I've already tried a few of these and I'll be damned if I won't try something else. (Or in other words, what would girls use?)

>>9304633
From experience you're wrong on all counts.

>>9304605
What are those toys called?

>>9304642
Eggplants or something to fit their gigantic whorifices.

I hate how quickly these threads devolve into beginners talking about the very basic stuff like lube and improvised sex toys.

I want the really experienced anons to explain in detail how they got from the point where it doesn't hurt to the point where they can orgasm from it.

>>9304642
Sharpie highlighters are also pretty good.

>>9304666
In my opinion it feels the best when it still hurts and makes you bleed.

>>9304666
Okay. I'll give a short summary then.
Started with one finger sometime when I was really horny and not thinking straight. It wouldn't go in so I figured I'd need some lube, got my hands on some and went for it again. As long as there was enough lubrication, it never really hurt. Eventually I didn't feel like using my own hands anymore and began with a pen but that got boring quickly, so I moved to the rear end of a screwdriver handle.

Even now I haven't managed to orgasm from it but masturbating has never been the same without it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse

>>9304725
I don't want that...

>>9304716
>and not thinking straight

>>9304642
I know girls like to use hairbrush handles. I've contemplated using an modified electric toothbrush for vibration, but I haven't gotten around to figuring out the details.

>>9304666
It doesn't take a lot of experience. What you need is something modestly sized and a lot of lube. To make sure it doesn't hurt, you need to WARM UP. Get in the mood, relax yourself and take it slow. Start with a finger and gradually work up, making sure to stay lubricated. To reach orgasm, all you need to do is maintain stimulation of the prostate, but it's difficult because the process is rather long and tiring. If you want to achieve orgasm through it, DON'T masturbate your penis no matter how badly you want to because as soon as you ejaculate, your prostate will empty and you'll lose the drive.

>>9304753
So what actually happens on an anal orgasm?

Alright, I recognize I need more lube than the lubricated condoms I have lying around. I could go to Walmart and buy some, but it's a two mile walk (no car) and it's a bit over a hundred degrees out (murrican). Is there anything I could whip up around the house and use along with the lubricated condoms? I guess it doesn't matter if they degrade, not like I'm going to get pregnant.

>>9304761
Vaseline, butter?

>>9304766
Don't have vaseline. I have margarine, but can't that carry bacteria and shit?

>>9304754
It's a little hard to explain because it's completely different from a standard orgasm. You get these sweeping "waves" of pleasure that go throughout your body and they get more and more intense until your body is shaking and convulsing violently, like electricity is shooting through your body. Then you feel overcome by it like you're paralyzed, but your whole body is shaking and quivering while your prostate releases a bunch of precum.

That's just from my experience, though, and I actually doubt that I achieved full orgasm because I kept feeling like I could feel even better, but was too tired to get to that point.

If you masturbate normally while you're doing it, you'll have the best ejaculatory orgasm you've ever had.

>>9304761

Don't you have a pharmacy or drug store around?

>>9304823
No. The only pharmacy is at the Walmart. Everything else is churches and fast food and car shops.

>>9304780
┐(ﾟ∀ﾟ)┌

>>9304836
Such is life in America.

>>9304780
Honestly, go get some vaseline or water-based lubricant. I think using something like butter or margarine would be like begging for some kind of infection.

>>9304853
But it's so damn hot out. Might as well use my ass sweat as lube and start fucking myself in the street on the way! There has to be some kind of magical home remedy to this and I won't give up until I find it.

I looked around in my bathroom and found shit like... shaving cream, skin moisturizers, and other various skin creams. Are you saying I can't stick any of this up my ass?

>>9304882
Lotion should be okay as long as it's water-based. You could try searching online for alternatives. I've heard of people using cooking oil, but I don't know how safe that is.

>>9304882
hair conditioner works very well

I've been thinking of getting this one since it vibrates. I don't think a piece of plastic that just sits there would do anything

>>9304882
Either go to the store or work up a slobber and use some saliva and your fingers, don't risk burning your anus.

Which one did you get OP? I'm thinking of getting the progasm

>>9305144

MGX.

Progasm seemed too big, and the MGX was cheaper.

>>9304919
This. I used conditioner before I started using real lube. It takes a lot to get it well lubed and doesn't stay very well relative to real lube, but it's the most accessible not-obviously-sexually-related fluid I'd recommend for a starter lube.

Don't use shampoo or the 2-in-1 stuff, that has stuff that stings like a motherfucker. The conditioner is specifically formulated to counteract that stuff (so it won't eat your hair/scalp to death.)

For the past few years I've been mixing my own lube, for a price of roughly 30 USD per gallon. I make it in 200ml batches though. I can make a thinner lube for use on my fleshlight (yeah yeah) and a thicker (a little less thick than honey) lube for anal play.

>>9305279
>fleshlight
You're smart enough to not buy a shitty cheap jap onahole like the rest of these dumb fucks on this board.

>>9305285
What's going on with the spoilers and greentext?

>>9305298

He's from /v/

>>9305298
im spoilering ur mum and im not greentexting anyone homolord

>>9305298
Greentext=quotation
Spoilers=fuck you man

>>9305285

Cheapest, shittiest onahole >>> shit >>> cheapest, shittiest murrikan toy

Intermediate onahole >>> shit >>> intermediate murrikan toy

Toy notch onahole >>> shit >>> top notch murrikan toy

This fact can not be disputed

>>9305298
>>9305302
>>9305308
>>9305311
>>9305313
Oh god what have I done

>>9305321
Ruined a good thread

>>9305279
I was always under the impression that conditioner was good for penis lube, but not anal.

I wanted to try it, but of course my only conditioner is also shampoo. Fuck it, I'll go down to the store and buy some real shit once the temperature is at least reasonable.

As for onaholes and shit, I've always wanted to buy some kind of toy like that. The onaholes seem neat because it looks like there are many more kinds. But I'm afraid to buy the younger ones because I might end up in jail or something, and if I'm going to get an older one, won't they be similar to fleshlights anyway?

>>9305334
If you're going to get an onahole just get a tenga or something

>>9305313
meiki > *

>>9305334
You could try lard, that's what I used at the very begining.
You surely don't risk much if you take an enema after.

>>9305346
>tenga
that's intermediate level.

>>9305354

>meiki > *

Yeah, that's what I was implying nerd

>>9305354
If you're that idiot who posted that "this fact cannot be disputed" post then your opinion doesn't mean anything to me, if not then feel free to suggest something better

>>9305369

Illiteracy is a pain in the ass isn't it?

>>9305369
wait what ?
Who the fuck is capable of speaking facts ? Fucking nobody that's who, we human can only vocalise our opinion.

>>9305334
My fleshlight has lasted for a year now and shows no signs of having trouble. Most onaholes are rated for a certain number of uses, eventually break, and the manufacturer knows this.

Also, with either of them, use a real water-based lube (Astroglide, ID glide), otherwise you risk turning your cocksleeve into a gob of goo.

>>9305410

>Most onaholes are rated for a certain number of uses, eventually break, and the manufacturer knows this.

So, what you're saying is, you're a fucking retard who doesn't know shit about onaholes and have never owned one. Even the cheapest onahole can outlast a fleshlight and they're much easier to clean and take care of. I hope nobody is taking this idiot seriously.

You can't hide behind your deleted posts. We can all see how much of an idiot you are. Everybody look at the retard and laugh!

>>9305442
>Even the cheapest onahole can outlast a fleshlight and they're much easier to clean and take care of.
this.
Their only problem is that their texture can be rough and they aren't made to last, but there are some hidden gems in the low price range.
The chaffing can take some 2 or 3 days to heal in some cases, though.

>>9305442
>Even the cheapest onahole can outlast a fleshlight

Must've been a while since you last were on /jp/. In EVERY single onahole thread there's always some faggot that gets his onahole ripped within 3 months of purchase. But that's what you get for being a delusional weeaboo faggot I guess.

>>9305442
I'm the guy who deleted that post.
I didn't write the one that you're replying to though.

Sorry for being stupid and provoking hostility with what I said though, but that's why I deleted that post after all

>>9305481

>In EVERY single onahole thread there's always some faggot that gets his onahole ripped within 3 months of purchase

Why don't you go ahead and point some out then. I never even seen a single one and have never personally had a problem. Go ahead, I'll wait you, delusional murricunt

>>9305505
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/7488180/#7493380
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9195473/#9195554
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/5879328/#5880480
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/6937808/#6938043
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/5879328/#5880416
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/5205800/#5205812
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/4690551/#4690551
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/4692953/#4695450
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/4692953/#q4695491
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/4973382/#4973608

The information you're providing doesn't seem to support what you're saying. I've had my Fleshlight for 3 years, so a shitty cheap onahole from Japan to outlast a Fleshlight is impossible.

>>9305534
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>>9305538
Enjoy your non archived images turbonerd faggot. I like sucking Woxxy's dick in either case.

>>9305553
Did I hurt your Japanese spirit?

>>9305547
Can you atleast adopt a trip or something so I can filter you

>>9305560
I'd just rather ignore blatant idiots honestly

Stop derailing every thread with your stupid archive drama.

>>9305534

So, you've proven that the cheapest, most unknown, unheard of, piece of shit onaholes won't outlast an $70 fleshlight. Great. Let me rephrase, the BEST of the cheapest onaholes will outlast a fleshlight. The popular intermediate onaholes are durable as fuck and if you're willing to put up $70 for a meiki, the fleshlight is piece of shit in comparison

This thread sure went south in a hurry.

>>9305581
>The popular intermediate onaholes are durable as fuck and if you're willing to put up $70

Wait, where did I say a 70$ ona hole couldn't be on par with a fleshlight? You said CHEAP onaholes, something for 70$ would obviously be somewhere on the same level.

>>9305608
You're 100% bazonga retard.

my succubus is a 40$ onahole, and it's both durable and pleasurable as fuck.
it's so good I might buy more to try different softness and texture.

Cleaning it is a cakewalk, and so is drying it.

>>9305608

Work on your reading comprehension. The best of the cheap onaholes are like $7, intermediate is around $30 which will definitely outlast a fleshlight, and $70 onahole makes the fleshlight look like a cheap piece of rubber

This is not the onahole thread

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GOD DAMMIT NSJ STOP IGNORING MY REPORTS

>>9305641
well, fuck off, assmuncher, unless you provide info on aneros.

>>9305669
You're going to get banned for abusive usage of the report function.

Sex toys and masturbation are supposed to be pleasurable, but they're tearing us apart.

>>9305625
>>9305628
I dont feel arguing any further on this stupid matter, which everyone with a sane mind would know the correct answer to.

Enjoy your superior nipponese 30$ Tenga fliphole technology that lasts for 50 uses.

>>9305674
how is it abusive usage?
this shit is not even fucking /jp/ related.

>>9305691

The correct answer is, you've been proven fucktarded and have no valid counter argument so you're running away.

>Enjoy your superior nipponese 30$ Tenga fliphole technology that lasts for 50 uses.

Except tengas are pretty fucking shitty and overpriced you idiotic summerfag. Good shut the fuck up. You really should stop embarrassing yourself.

>>9305702

Don't you have a 2hu thread to be posting in?

>>9305720
The only accurate statement you've made so far that a good $30 onahole will outlast a fleshlight. The other things you've said were wrong.

>>9305720
Report back to me within 3 years from now.

>>9305740

The only accurate statement you've made so far is that you should stop posting.

>>9305816
That was my first post in the thread. You've made three major claims, two of which were false.

>>9305821

>two of which were false.

Then I just proved you're a fucking retard in the previous post. EVERY review comparing meikis and fleshlights state there isn't even a comparison to be made. And boku onas are like $7, built solid, and they can outlast a fleshlight.

Me: 3

You: retarded

"I shove things up my ass all the time therefore this thread is otaku culture" -NSJ

>>9305835
>: 3
>>>/gaia/

This thread went so peacefully when we were discussing anal stimulation, but as soon as the onaholefags joined in, it turned into constant, pointless bitching.

Why are onahole users such intolerable faggots?

>>9305847

>>9305869
We can always change it back... if we try...

>>9305847

When you grow up, you'll learn to hide threads you don't like.

>>9305875
>>9305891

Try reporting the troll instead of replying to it.

>>9305847
Don't stick phallic objects up your anus? What are you, a fag?

>ass toy thread
>175 posts

Never change, /jp/.

>simulator

>>9305850
epic troll /b/rot!

>>9305869
Because there haven't been much actual discussion on anal stimulation, whereas onahole discussion have many information for us to process, and both people with actual experience and people who think they have experience.

>>9305937
and just think--sometime in the future there will be ``/jp/ thread simulator´´ videos on youtube and then people will think this is what /jp/ really is about and will come to /jp/ making more threads like this, and the situation will be exacerbated.

>>9305980
tat woult be ebin :---------DDDDDDDD

>>9305835
No, your false claims didn't involve meikis; they were overstatements without reference to any particular brand. I understand that you're having a lot of fun trolling this conversation overtime, but I want to see how long you can keep dancing around this fact.

>>9305980
it's wouldn't be too hard writing a program that acts as a /jp/ thread factory seeing as this is such a slow board.

I tend to use 3 fingers, I don't think those puny little things could even make me notice there's something in my butt.
I want to buy one of the clone your cock kits and then use that on myself, but the process looks like a pain and a mess.

If it has a 2hu image its /jp/ related