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My parents have never once talked to me about girls or relationships. I think it's kind of odd.

>parents and relatives
>and
No, because you don't consider "parents" as a subset of "relatives", obviously based off the deeply ingrained idea in your head of gay couples adopting (because it's your dream, nerd), they think you're gay.

>>9292599
>My parents have never once talked to me about girls or relationships. I think it's kind of odd.
not prepared to face the reality of their son is gay

>>9292616
I am NOT gay dude. I fuck girls in eroge all the time.

>>9292599
I pretty much had to piece together all that sex stuff on my own by eavesdropping on other people.

My mom is always telling me I won't meet any girls if I don't go outside. But mom, that's the point.

Was like that for me aswell, until I bought me some bishoujo wall scrolls and put them all over my wall. Now they just think I'm too pathetic to get a girlfriend instead.

I remember my mom telling me when I was little not to be gay.

And then a pedophile was on TV and she was talking to me about how I shouldn't be like that because he's sick. I asked her how he was sick. I was wondering what illness he had. She said he's sick in the head.

Then another time she asked me if I knew not to have sex with a girl if she didn't want it.

At least I didn't violate one of the things...

>>9292591

please quote properly or you will upset my autism

My mom called me gay once, I replied blunt saying "women were nothing but whores" and I knew from experience. She answered back, obviously upset, "I was narrow minded and the only experience I had was from fake rubbish on the internet". I looked her in the eyes with a smile and said "no mom, you gave me the best experience of all when you cheated on dad then divorced him" and walked off. I'm never going to forget that day, it felt so fucking good.

>>9292591
Are you?

>>9292636
>and walked off.
ALPHA AS FUCK

My relatives can't even act normally anymore when I'm around. Maybe I should just give them an easy explanation by becoming an alcoholist.

>>9292591
who are u quoting??

>>9292591
People only think you're gay if you act gay. My family think I'm pedo for girls. What have you been doing to suggest you don't like females to your family?

>>9292636
When you use quotation marks, you're supposed to use the exact words that were said in those instances.

>>9292636
IM SHIVERING RIGHT NOW
UR SO FUCKING ALPHA MAN
PLS FUCK MY BOY PUSSY

>>9292646
If you really believe that people aren't judgemental as fuck and will think you're gay over something as simple as not being around girls, you're being stupid.

>>9292645
>>9292651
wymen spotted

>>9292650
Reading over it again, it almost makes my eyes bleed, I typed it one way then tried to change how it was presented, ending up in eye bleeding material, forgive me sensei.

>>9292636
u wot m8

>>9292636
and you are still living with your mom?

My family full-on believes that I'm a homosexual. My friends from High School don't talk to me anymore for that reason, actually.

>>9292661
Yeah, she clearly feels some sort of love for me, but I feel nothing of the sort for her, I despise her, but I can also use her, as a NEET I live off her, she works and I do nothing but drain her resources to the point where she doesn't do much other than work, cook for me and sleep. I'm happy knowing that I'm delivering her punishment.

>>9292673
I'm not gay, though. Seriously. I'm not in the closet. I'm not in denial. I wouldn't care if I was gay - I'd prefer it, even, because maybe then I could find someone who I didn't absolutely hate and was also attracted to. In women, those two things are mutually exclusive.

Instead, I get to be alone. The statistics say that I'm better off that way. In my line of work I'll be able to retire at a young age, if for no other reason than because my only expenses are bare necessities, and even then I spend most of my time in front of my computer so I don't even consume that much electricity.

>>9292673
Are you from some ultra conservative area in the US or something?

>>9292677
you're seriously getting far too edgy for me

>>9292682
I'm going to be a wealthy, lonely man who is deathly afraid of marrying a woman because he doesn't want to turn out like his father, who was bled dry by child support for children who were very vocal about wanting to live with him rather than their neglectful "technically mother".

What I really want is a companion. I don't even care about sex. I just want a person I can be with for my journey through my life, but apparently that's impossible for someone like me.

>>9292680
No, I just never have shown any interest in women or sex. I think it was my mom who spread the rumor that I'm gay. That's something she would do.

>>9292673
>>9292682
>>9292690

>>9292688
hey fuck you jose

>>9292673

Me too. My mother has said several times it would be OK if I came out of the closet.

>>9292690
>>9292682
>>9292673
My skin is feeling a bit itchy.

My sister thinks I am asexual. My parents just think I'm a loser. They also find it hilarious.

I kind of wish my parents thought I was gay so they would stop trying to push me to find a girlfriend. Unfortunately, my dad at one point caught a glimpse of my porn collection in a moment of carelessness.

>>9292703
>in a moment of carelessness.

Explain yourself.

It seems this thread brought out the beta misogynists.

>>9292711
it sure brought out the women

>>9292708

I imagine he left his computer unattended and his dad started browsing his computer.

>>9292712
I-I-ICE BURRRRNNNNN

>>9292708
Nothing to explain. Just a botched attempt at cycling windows when he came into my room unexpectedly (I had my headphones on so I didn't hear him coming). He didn't say anything, just chuckled a bit.

>>9292652
Not being around girls is pretty gay. Why aren't you around girls? Your family could think you just don't like adult girls too. Isn't that better than thinking you like dudes?

It's funny how at some point they actually start to wish that their son would be gay. It would be the perfect cop out.

My mom always tells my brother and me that it's nothing wrong in being gay, even though both of us are (fairly) straight. She is sometimes such a bro as in we can discuss sex and sexuality without feeling akward at all.

All the women in my family are psychotic bitches, all the men have either run off or killed themselves. My significantly older brother is the only other male, and it's like he's a magnet for trash. My mother would have to be nuts to think my aversion to more adult relationships is because I'm gay.

>>9292695
Same here.

She was lying, though.

She once payed a girl to make advances on me, because she wanted to expose me as a homosexual when I turned her down. Being someone with self-respect, I did turn her down. Apparently that made me a homosexual.

That wasn't the last time she did that, though. Ever since I found out, I haven't been able to take a woman's advances seriously. I can't stop thinking that they're playing a joke on me or being insincere.

A lot of people have told me that I'm attractive. I don't see it. I don't think I'm attractive at all. Obviously they're just being nice. That's someone that they probably tell everyone. It's probably something someone payed them to say. They'll go call their friends and start laughing about it as soon as they walk away.

>>9292719
Show the picture.

>>9292703
Dear lord, if anybody ever found my porn collection... or any of my image folders, I've lazily saved porn into pretty much all of them. If that were to happen... I don't think anybody in my family would ever talk to me again.

16 year old boy that disregard females and shitposts on /jp/ all day

Ask me anything.

>>9292720
LMAO U GET EM /B/RO XDDDDD

Just tell your parents you are gay so they will stop nagging.
And even if you are not they will be happy when they see that you never actually have a relationship with another man.

But that is a option i cant afford to pick with my mother, that crazy supportive weirdo already tried once a few days ago to set me up with a "date" with another man.
I have still not given her a proper answer yet, not sure if i should go along with it or not..

>>9292728
I hate you. Kindly kill yourself, please.

>>9292738
Don't start hating just because he's gay.

My family thought I'm gay.

Until I brought a woman friend and let her stay the night in my room.

No questions afterward.

It was pretty awkward with a girl in my bed though. Not gay really, but very awkward around women. I turn very very passive with girls.

>>9292723
This was many years ago when I was still into 3D. Even if I remembered which picture it was I wouldn't have it anymore.

>>9292728
post your pic on r9k

>>9292739
He keeps shitting up /jp/ with his Linkin Park posts.

>>9292731
This is a board for manchildren, not actual children.

I'm choosing to believe that everyone is reporting you, because they should be.

>>9292736
I've had multiple family members try to set me up with guys.

Why not women? Surely women are easier to find than gay guys. What the fuck, brother? What the fuck, sister? What the fuck, mom, dad, aunt?

I could have had a childhood friend and lived a life just like in my japanese animes. Instead I get weird kids who have sex with their dogs asking me down to their basements to play "jaws" with them.

>>9292725
>She is sometimes such a bro as in we can discuss sex and sexuality without feeling akward at all.

gay friend

>>9292690
>What I really want is a companion. I don't even care about sex. I just want a person I can be with for my journey through my life, but apparently that's impossible for someone like me.

I, myself, have come to the realization that all I want is a maid. Someone who will cook for me, clean for me, take care of the house if I ever have to leave it, and who I can replace if they ever got too elderly and gross.(Or at least won't be expected to have sex with.)

Perhaps you want a maid too.

>>9292736
>Just tell your parents you are gay so they will stop nagging.
I tried, my mother didn't believe me. She just laughed.

>>9292750
I'm a dude, but that's my dream job (to be a butler).

>>9292745
You slept in the bed with her and did not fuck? That's worse than sleeping on the floor.

>>9292744
filteredLOL

>>9292750
That would do, I guess. A live-in maid.

I'm pretty sure that attractive maids don't really exist, though. They're all old Mexican women.

>>9292755
An Alfred/Norman is fine too.

>>9292755
You do know that the butler's job is different?

>>9292758
I'm a virgin, what do you expect?

>>9292766
They don't cook and clean the house? I thought Hayate no Gotoku was a good reference to being a butler and shit.

>>9292738


frig off bully

>>9292736
My mother did the same when she found my trap collection on my PC.
Not that hard considering it was on my desktop and i had totally forgotten about it and i let her borrow my PC.

"No mom i just like cute guys and dicks..I'm not actually gay."
She did not believe me. I cant blame her. But getting one of her friends gay son to call me in the middle of the night was a bit much even for me.

>>9292769
> I thought Hayate no Gotoku was a good reference to being a butler and shit.
You fucking serious?

Just because we are hopeless NEET and prefer a nice 2d girl over the typical 3d piggu doesn't mean we are actual faggots.
Some might be, but so are some of the casuals.

>>9292769
Uhm, nope, butlers are in charge of the servants.

>>9292789
>>9292784
Okay. That's cool. But that guy probably isn't rich for me to be a butler. But more of a common man-maid.

>>9292781

this made my night. thank you

Before my sister blurted out that we were having sex my parents used to fleetingly ask me when I was going to move out of state and find a nice girl to marry.

They haven't asked in years and I'm sure they know I'm a pedophile.

>>9292804
>Before my sister blurted out that we were having sex
>I'm sure they know I'm a pedophile.

How old was she, did you get in any sort of police trouble?

>>9292804
Were you having sex?

>>9292804
Are you the guy whose parents asked "what were you two doing in there" and then your 6 year old or something sister was like "we were having sex" when really it was nothing like that?

>>9292804

what

I kinda wish i had a nice mother that would be willing to help me and set me up on a date with a cute guy.
I think i would actually go along with it now, a year or two ago i would never even look at another male.

I wonder if this is some sort of prison gay thing, where if you dont have any contact with females for long enough and only get to see dicks all day(like on /jp/) you actually start being okay with it.

>>9292843
I already coined it 'autism gay'. /jp/ is a hive of lonely gayness.

>>9292843
yo where u live bro? lets fuck

>>9292703
What was inside of your porn collection?

>>9292758
Why did you bring a female over?

>>9292822
Yes. There was no sex, but there was some physical contact that I didn't dislike or discourage at all. I was carrying her on my back and fell backwards onto her in the bed.

Are you the same guy who asked if I was the same guy last time?

>>9292843
;_;

>>9292769
Why did you bring a female over?

>>9292883
Maybe. I don't remember.

>>9292889
Just to have someone to cuddle and to prove I'm not gay.

>>9292869
Nothing too extreme at the time. It could potentially be a lot worse if it happened now, but they also knock these days.

>>9292912
You cuddled with her, but you didn't fuck her? What was the context of her deciding to come over?

>>9292729

If anyone found my porn collection I'd probably get kicked out of the house.

This is why I encrypt everything.

>>9292917
>Can you come over and sleep in my bed with me so I can prove to my parents I'm not gay? No sex btw.

>>9292919
I honestly feel sorry for you. My mum has caught me fapping several times, she's seen me fap to scat, piss, guro, futa, traps and other things. She just doesn't care and has even asked to see some of the pictures I fap to, she usually just laughs and asks how I can fap to it.

>>9292919
I don't think my family would even be able to figure out how to use my computer.

>>9292917
She wants to cuddle, I want to cuddle.

I'm a no sex until marriage kind of guy. It was just a pretty good opportunity to let my parents know that I'm not gay.

>>9292703
I can't find the lewd cover anymore, but my moms once sighted the manga with this guy.

>>9292930
>marriage
What are you doing here?

>>9292935
/jp/ - Blog Culture

>>9292935
In the context of being a virgin forever wizard wannabe, didn't you get the joke?

>>9292919
My mom would probably not tell what she could find, but I do not want to know what she would do. I keep my shit secure anyway.

>>9292935
Anon is a good boy.

>>9292926

She sounds awesome.

>>9292887
Every fucking time. I got deep kissed by a cute male friend when drunk, but it didn't lead to anything. Next few days I teased him about how there is no need to masturbate (we are pretty open about such things with friends) and my mouth is always available for use.

He seemed pretty unwilling and we didn't talk about such things afterwards, even tho I was forced to share a bed with him few weeks ago.
Should I shave and dress like a girl so he would let me suck his dick?

>>9292935
He is a true American with solid Christian values, son. This is an American image board. You're free to leave if you don't like it. That's what freedom is.

>>9292926
That sounds awkward as HELL.

>>9292945
I'm not American, but an American-by-heart half-Japanese dude who lives in the Philippines.

Thank you for the compliment.

>>9292942
She is, I can leave my door wide open and fap without fear, I can also use speakers for porn if I'm ever watching some fucked up 3d porn.

>>9292949
Maybe to you.

>>9292887
Happy end.

>>9292975

lewd

>>9292989
Admit it, you like it better this way.

>>9292975

If only...