/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>3dpd

hahaha thats right serve your master filthy negro or you will be lynched.

do you think you could pay extra to be allowed to say that? that is really a deal breaker for me.

>>9282760
You can say it to me for free.

Favorite Music Visual Kei, Dubstep

fuckin plebs

I don't care for niggers, but I'd probably go to it just for the novelty, and in the hopes that it may one day replace, or at least supplement, those girls with ... prettier ones. Pretty, flat chested ones, even!

That said, I do wish the owner luck!

Will they be playing hip-hop ?

There is one here in NYC. I have never been and will never go though.

http://usamaidcafe.wordpress.com/

That's super close. Maybe I'd go if I ever went outside.

>maid Coca.chan

>black maids

N-no thank you.

Kuso thread.

May I take your order, massah?

Tha-that's not a real maid café, is it ?

I'm so divided right now, what the hell.

>>9282793

I don't think so. I haven't been this letdown since animeboobs.com

>>9282792
Ehahuehue. Yes. Hey, why is there no VN set on American slavery? That would be awesome.

Look, they have toehoe content on their youtube page http://www.youtube.com/usamaidcafe

>>9282792
she is actually cute.

i cant help but feel people will misconstrue the significance of the maid uniform as something untoward, instead of a crazy asian thing.

>>9282768
H-he never replied

>>9282803
I'm more interested in a VN based on US gangs. You could choose routes based on killing rivals, snitching, etc... There could be hot interracial and gay rape scenes. Perhaps you could have to court women until you had them fucked up in the head enough to pimp them. It would be great!

>Blood Type: Black sprinkles
I see that

>>9282829
Why not just play GTA:SA?

Seems like Kei-Tan is seriously into Guro.
This could only be a troll.

>>9282820
well, are you white? it doesnt work if you are white.

>>9282840
>Seems like Kei-Tan is seriously into Guro.

Looks like I'm heading over there now.

>>9282833
I'm not good at games that require skill! That's why I need a VN, so I can read it instead of playing!

>>9282840
>Maid Kurohime
>Favorite Anime: Yuyu Hockasho
>Hockasho

>>9282848
I'm not, which is why I suggested it.

>>9282850
>I'm not good at games that require skill!

Nigger are you serious? Running and gunning in the hood requires no skill. But if things are that bad, get a trainer and make yourself invincible.

>>9282857
ohhhhhhh

oh no, there's /jp/sies in my town.
I'm picturing in my head right now a /jp/ meetup at an all black maid cafe.... I don't think I could ever imagine something more awkward.
I used to live only a few blocks away from it. I wish I still did, I could use alcohol to work up the courage to go and videotape it to share what strange experience that would be

Whoopi Goldberg is into Karaoke and Detective Conan.
Who woulda thought

>>9282804

Cool. I would go to a Touhou maid cafe.

I'm thinking about breaking my 2d only fapping rule /jp/, I don't know why but I want to fap to these pictures of the girls, help me please before I do it ;_;

>>9282865
>5 cirno

>>9282881
Fap on their pictures then email them pics.

Black maids?
Schedule a raid, we kill them all leave no survivors and leave no trace or the cafe.

Well, it is in Detroit.... What did you expect?

>>9282778

What about slammin' and jammin' maid cafe instead?

http://youtu.be/5byXc0m-Ebo

>>9282881
Stop that.
You can pretend to be ashamed of masturbating to photographs in [a/.

>live next to detroit
>not sure how I should feel

>>9282897

>y-you motherfucker...! *blushes* i-its n-not like i l-like yo booty or i want to give you my w-weeds or a-anything...s-so dont get the wrong i-idea nigga!!

This is a joke, right?

http://www.chouanime.com/shop/index.php
BigFour/10 would not buy.

the ouside world is scary.

>>9282919
Same here, bro. Same here.

There are too many of you close by. I don't feel safe.

>>9282833
holy shit that clipping

At first I was like

"wtf it's a great initiative, sure it won't be mainstream but it can turn out to be something interesting nonetheless why are these guys so negative?"

and then I clicked it

HOLY SHIT NIGGERS!?
REALLY!!!?!!!?

>>9282920
And people still hate youtube comments.

>>9283165
Yeah /b/ro pic related it's my actual face when.

>>9283165
Don't be so rude. It's the best labor they could get in Detroit, and it will fit with their clientèle anyway.

>blacks show a entrepeneur spirit
>LOL NIGGERS NO THANK YOU

I'm paraphrasing the retarded stormfags in this thread.

I think black girls can do the 3d moe thing to some degree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-blQHvMtbRs

But if the majority of the staff is just one race it might be off-putting. Would be nice to see a diverse staff in an american maid cafe since it's something you can't offer in pure japanese maid cafes.

you are my nigga-chan

UGUUUUUUUUUU~

>>9283185
implying it won't be just weeaboos from the entire country

>>9283188
all 3DPD is D
but some is more D then other
nigger can't expect to be a cute maid no matter how hard it tries

That's actually not very far away.

/jp/ meetup, anyone?

>>9283227
it's far from my room

>>9283188

Stop being a nigger. We would be talking shit even if they were white, the fact that they are black just adds to the hilarity.

>>9283109

Lets go together man.

This is disgusting. Why would I want to go to a maid cafe filled with niggers?

>>9282752
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>>9282752

Heh

>>9283317
Some of the likes are pretty funny

"Fictional Men"
"Staying indoors"

>>9283242
Quit being a honky, one would be going "LOL SUBHUMAN CRACKERS." They would be going "3DPD" at worst, which isn't race specific.

>>9283317
>Ojamajo Doremi
I'm in love!

Can I get a maid waitress that isn't a squealing weeaboo?

Or at least one that isn't a nigger?

why do i get the feeling this one is an ita in her free time?

>>9283465
there's one white. she even looks kinda cute... slightly.

It's Detroit. What do you expect?

>>9282787
she's not a nigger
she's a tanned japanese with ears

>>9283495
I think you mean Fillipina

Oakland countyfag here. I'm oddly curious about this place, and may actually pay a visit in the future.

How vile.
I never asked for this.

look at all these black weeaboo. Its comically beautiful

>>9283495
I know that, anon. It was the most relevant image around.

Haha oh god I go to WSU. These fags are right near there.

>>9283495

>Japanese
>Alien ears

Pick one, redneck. She's more black than she is Japanese.

and here is japan's response

>>9283165

Are you fucking 12?

>>>/b/

>>9283188
This

I for one applaud them for abandoning typical nigger culture (if one can call it that)

So many racists....

>>9283256

Go to sleep redneck. The only thing disgusting is a pasty basement dweller.

>kurohime
This is a joke right?

Nigga that's kawaii.jpg

Wonder what food they serve though.

>>9283534

That's just some comedy-skit. The Japanese actually love African-American men.

>>9283562
Chitlins isn't kawaii.

>>9283561
>childishly offensive
lol stay mad butthurt nigger

you just angry because no one wants to go to some nigger cafe

This is 4chan, people being childishly offensive is to be expected.

You're just getting trolled, chill.

>>9283556
Grits and chitlins.

>>9283564
Say that to my grill nigga not online and see what happens.

>>9283565

>>9283565
btw I girl

>>9283557
Actually that's true aside from that half gook slut their are no black female celebs in Japan and the men are treated like lovable idiots.(Except Jero)

>>9283557
It's all just tong-in-cheek

>>9283577
>Treating a big black man like an idiot
Yeah, don't think so.

>>9282743
How did you even find out about this?

>>9283577

I think Dante Carver deserves his fame over there. He's intelligent and very handsome.

I was surprised when I saw him in mainstream Japanese movies.

>>9283586
It's Milky Holmes Marisa! She can find out about anything!

>>9283545
stay mad nigger

>>9283568
lol that aint me bro try again

>>9283586
He's one of them.

>>9283585
they are idiots because they are americans
but at least they aren't fat and smelly like the fatwhytes that frequent here

>>9283577

Jero was just a one-hit wonder, though, wasn't he?

>>9283585
They are too stupid to know otherwise so its all good mah nigga

>>9283609

Dante Carver disagrees with you.

>>9283585
I know they should really be treated like animals.

What is >>>/int/ doing here

I, for one, find them adorable.

Butler Gerald looks like a total bro.

All the maids have shit taste, would not rape

>>9282774
>flat chested ones
not in america.

HUGE TITTAYS R TEH BEST BRO WAT R U GAY

>>9282792
I-It's not like i want you to come back or anything, y-you b-busta!

>>9282833
gta isn't moe

what if they were to open a restaurant in Dearborn? think of the beautiful brown kawaii arab girls!!!

i don't know man, a nigger calling me master sounds kind of hot

>>9283764
there will never be a maid cafe with actual asians in Ann Arbor

>>9283775
arabs are asian
perhaps this could be the start of a beautiful franchise

It's like I said. The harder your life, the more you need moe.

from their requisites
>3. Must be adept and perceptive in social situations, being out-going or reserved as required.
nice

just wait until /a/, /b/ or /v/ know about this. this can't end well

>>9283795
janitor wont delete this thread

>>9283795
In real life anonymous is pretty harmless.

>>9283795
conflicting emotions everywgere

>>9283775
>There will never be a maid cafe with actual Apache in Oklahoma City
>There will never be a maid cafe with actual Chinese in Vancouver
>There will never be a maid cafe with actual Guidos in Staten Island
>etc

>>9283828
soon...

>>9283828
I can't be the only one who read that as Saten Island.

All these references to metro detroit cities.... Are there really that many of you assholes living here?
Good thing none of us go outside so we don't have to run into each other
It'd be a cocksucking festival

I am okay with black girls, as long as their cute. The slave aspect of them is a strong taboo.

>>9283864
their cute what???

>>9283863
Well, I think it's just you and me ITT.

>>9283864
their cute what?

>>9283878
>>9283880

Feet

>>9283892
as long as their cute feet what?

I dont like black people. Its not that I hate them its that I will never find them sexually attractive because everyone on my moms side is black and any black person only makes me think of family to them and thats it.

>>9283899
are lickable

Black girls can be cute, all you racist anons are missing out.

>>9284008
>>9283905

>>9284008
Not to mention that they can take a beef bun like a fucking refrigerator!

I'm black and I thank god everyday for the drops of Caucasian blood I have I am still dark but I have slimmer facial features compared to average blacks and smaller lips.(I also don't find black people male or female to be attractive with the exception of Lil Kim from the 90s)

>>9283905
I can relate to that, because mine is even more extreme. Every brunette chick makes me think of my little sister. That's why I'm only attracted to blondes.

>>9284008
The ones in that cafe are black AND fat.
Black bbw anime maid is a way damn specific niche.

>>9284008
As long as they don't speak in ebonics I think I can be ok with it.

>>9284010
Dude. Mugen is kinda like black himself.

Even if they were lolis.....blacks just don't got it.

>>9284008
decent and educated black women are superior to white bitches.

>>9284039
And decent and educated white women are better than black decent and educated black women.

I wish I could find a nerdy black girl ;__;
Here in glorious europe all black chicks are either islamic or complete whores.

do not want...

>>9284046
white women are more likely to be sluts

>>9282743
>Kurohime

>>9284046
now you are getting into preference, that said who would you rather call you master? black or white girls?

I can't dig this. Maid Meko is the only one not fat as fuck and tasty chocolate

http://www.royal-t.org/cafe/
http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=maid+cafe&find_loc=Los+Angeles%2C+CA

shit looks like there's actually a few in my area, I just never looked. AND they have actual asians.

offline meet in LA?

>>9284047
H-hello anon

>>9282784
Doesn't Sakura mean "Cherry Blossom"? Why do people say Sakura blossom?

>>9284084
white girl calling you master: kinky and lewd
black girl calling you master: respectful and submissive

NYC has several maid cafes by the way. Please stop forgetting the greatest city in the world.

>>9284121
Who gives a fuck about you spoiled brats?

>>9283604

Not so quickly kiddo. He's actually releasing a new album tomorrow.

>>9284106
>white girl calling you master: kinky and lewd
>black girl calling you master: allowing her self to be a slave when her heritage comes from a "dark" history of slavery and dehumanization.

ghetto "black culture" tainted black people: filth
regular black people: nice

>>9284178
>Hoop earrings
"The bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe"
-Ghetto Girl Folklore

>>9284203
We beaners have a better version, "the bigger the O, the bigger the hoe."

I live in NYC. You haven't seen black until you have been here.

>>9284215
I live in Metro-Detroit, son.

>>9284189
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Who Lil Kim here?

>>9284189
ghetto "black culture" tainted it's self when it went corporate. The whole idea of being a hustler/ganster is to create a street economy, that is the opposite of it's current corporatization state.