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aren't you tired of always having a carot in front of your eyes?

if she wasn't such a terrible touhou

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What would a shikigami even do?

chen best

What will be my hourly wage?

>>9280491
chen pls

>>op pic
could this be the birth of an epic new meme?

>>9280390
Unn, unn. About that.

only if Chen was my devoted monogamous waifu

I only came here to be with chen

>>9280492
Who are you quoting?

>>9280319

>You will never go to highschool with chen and share her bento when you don't have your own lunch.

>>9280790

who are you quoting

why do people like chen

>>9281577
Because Chen is just simply the best.

Chen is working for Yakumo. They are strongest!

Only if it's bkub chen.

>>9281617
...

I'd do it just to get closer to Ran.

This plan can not fail.

>>9281691
Yeah that guy is an idiot.

>>9282161
why aren't you not going for the harem ending

>>9282275

I don't like harems though. I just need one person who'd love me.

Chen isn't powerful enough to have a shikigami.

>It seemed to be because their catnip was too strong, but according to Chen, if they couldn't run around like this they wouldn't obey her orders.

>>9282327

how can anyone trust aya

Chen is okay.

Chen is pretty cool

>>9282454
chen is mai waifu

>>9282407
>>9282445
chen is the worst

>>9282454
Hey buddy, fuck you.

yukari is the best

>>9282478
do you have this in a higher resolution

>>9282495

I just found it on google,i'm sorry

>>9282454

Fucking NERD

>>9282523
i-its n-not like i r-really h-hate her or anything

>>9282537

Only if I could dress like a girl.

will she let me honk her horn

That's great Chen/

Ran>Chen

Yes.

but im male chen

>>9283875
you can be offscreen like all the other male characters

Wheat Chocholate in my tofu?

Fuck off Chen. You were always a useless shikigami, now you've just made a mess and wasted food.

Go throw that out and clean the kitchen.

>>9283904

i can't believe people like chen more than ran

Do they have internet in Gensokyo?

>>9284170
ZUN said that he would not like to live in Gensokyo because there is no internet there.

>>9284182
was he drunk when he said that

>>9284191
Possibly, but the interviewer was also asking stupid questions that nobody would normally ask.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Meiji_University_talkshow_%22Dawn_of_Touhou%22

>>9284212
Has anyone ever asked ZUN which touhou he would fuck?

>>9284263
it's probably reimuuu

>>9284263
No, because that would be extremely rude.
>>9284283
Probably not, since Reimu is 10-15.

>>9284305
i don't think there is an age of consent in gensokyo

>>9284305
Reimu is 17
Born in 1994

>>9284342

>>9284355
please translate this

>>9284355

Although I know of Reimu's age, posting japanese ain't helping you son.

>>9284405
I'm sorry, but unless you learn Japanese you will never know shit about Touou.

>>9284420
Learning a new language takes a lot of time and effort. Isn't there an easier way?

>>9284428
No, because nobody translates this shit, and the existing Touhou project translations are terrible.

>>9284355
じゃあ、　聞いてみたいけどさ。胸の大きさってどのくらい？
ああ、　それはよく聞かれるよね
イナージとして。　どのくらい？
よく聞かれるけど、　なんでそんな質問すんの？
それはなにとなくだけどさ
それは重要か？
重要、　重要、　一部の人ちは重要
一部の性的な問題。　・・・でもどうだろうねある
あれ（笑）
だってあれ見て感じあんま無い。　あれみんな子供だから
子供だから
子供だからね
犯罪じゃねえか
や、　でも、　イナージ的に１０代後半な感じがすれけど・・・
いや、　ないね。　あれたぶけっこう１０代前半のキャラというかね
あ、　前半なの
１０代前半はんって言ってから・・・何年も経ってるから・・・
ずいぶん経ったよね
いや、　でも・・・
サザエさん現象ね
ま、　そういうもんだと思って最初から年齢は言ってないんだけど

Felt like checking my kanji retention. Haven't been doing my reps for a week now.

>>9282327
Chen has godlike powers under certain conditions. chen pls.

>>9284593
every touhou has godlike powers under certain conditions

>>9284601
nah, chen's are different because shes like, half undead or something. i remember something saying she was the most powerful touhou once.

Is it supposed to be Chen or OP who's asking this question?
The answer is important.

>>9284615
That cannot be true since ZUN said that Reimu is the most powerful Touhou.

>>9284623
Kind of a strange question, considering chen already has a shikigami.

>>9284639
chen already has a shikigami?

>>9284649
Yes.

>>9284627
I'm pretty sure he was making a rough estimate. Wouldn't it be wrong to say the most powerful gun couldn't kill the most skilled swordsman? Bad analogy, anyway. I think under certain coniditions, Reimu is not the most powerful touhou.

>>9284674
But he said that it was obvious.

>>9284692
Chen is the smartest touhou.
chen pls

Reimu already has a shikigami aswell

>>9284639
>>9284663
Go away, Roku, you don't exist.

Chen is the smartest, fastest, strongest(under certain conditions.), most powerful, and most beautiful touhou.

>>9284820

Also the most hairy.

>>9284820
and guess wat everday she is getting better cause shes also the youngest touhou.

>>9284674
Certain conditions being no spellcard rules and no continues.

>>9284839
but ran has more tails

>>9287487
Ran is pure.

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