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9266424 No.9266424 [Reply] [Original]

I have one day left in Tokyo to spend. What do?

>> No.9266430

Hire some bitches. I mean it.

>> No.9266443

How is Tokyo?

>> No.9266449

>>9266443
Expensive.

>> No.9266447

Aokigahara

>> No.9266456

stay in tokyo permanently
fuck da police
homerand aint gonna catch you son
not if you can run

>> No.9266454

meet a yakuza

>> No.9266457

Take a shit in the middle of the street.

>> No.9266458

>rape
>get caught by jap cops
>get deported for free
>???
>profit

>> No.9266459

Sit in your hotel room and post on /jp/.

>> No.9266467

Masturbate in public, steal a police officer's hat, shit in front of a school, burn some dumpsters, etc... there's a lot of shit you can do.

>> No.9266479

>>9266447
Some people say that if you suicide in japan, you will reincarnate as japanese!

>> No.9266485

>>9266479
That makes sense
If you you suicide in Japan, you have definitely achieved spiritual Japanese, so your spirit should follow that in its next life

>> No.9266488

>>9266424

Try to get your hands on some rare NES/SNES/N64 titles.

That's what I'd do anyway.

>> No.9266493
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9266493

go to diver city.

>> No.9266504

use unlimited brain burst so that day lasts a long time

>> No.9266507

What not to do is the real question.

Go beat up a Yakuza if they give you shit....maybe

>> No.9266538
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9266538

Commit Seppuku in a public place. Make sure you've hired a qualified Samurai to cut off your head as you withdraw the blade and place it on the floor.

Shit, that would be SO cash. You'd be famous for a hundred years and become the King of /jp/ and all Otaku.

Read out a Haiku before doing it too

R.I.P in piece
A danmaku Otaku
- Glorious Nippon

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>>9266538
If that's the case than Yukio Mishima is the current chair holder of greatest hero for Otaku.

>> No.9266706

Ride a Sumida River ferry.
Take the elevator to the top of the Metropolitan Tokyo government building.
Locate Godzilla.
Sleep under a tree in Ueno Park.

>> No.9268609

>>9266561
yeah but the video of that guy getting his head sliced off wasnt stickied on /jp/

>> No.9268616

>>9266538
>Commit Seppuku
You mean sudoku.

>> No.9268619

have sex with a schoolgirl

>> No.9270895

>>9266424
DAT CHEN!

>> No.9270959

One of the possible locations of Gensokyo is in the forests near Mt. Fuji. Although it isn't the most likely location, it is close to Tokyo so you might as well go there and kill yourself so you can go to Gensokyo. If you are lucky you will stumble into Gensokyo before you kill yourself and then you can probably get eaten by a youkai or if you are even luckier you will not realize you are there and kill yourself and then you can enjoy Merlin's performances as a ghost.

>> No.9270972

>>9270959
chen pls.

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>>9270972
おｋ

>> No.9271035

>>9271011
Honk honk!

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>> No.9271058

I only come here to watch chen.

>> No.9271091

pllsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>> No.9271240

chen pls

>> No.9271747
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9271747

post on /jp/

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