/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maybe I'll play a video game later...

Get a job you useless piece of shit

f*** off

Play PSO2

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGyLkS8RMr

Get addicted to a really grindy MMO

>>9263634
I wanted Diablo 3 to be that but it's a piece of shit.

>>9263621
I have a job, thanks. Two, in fact.
But one's done for the week, and nobody's ordering any god damn race equipment, so I'm bored.

Shoot yourself in the dome

Go play silent hill dude.
It's late, why not?

I am bored too. I need something to play , preferably smaller than 500mb. Just finished Spec Ops the line and Captive Market, and it's not even 1 AM

>>9263634
I was going to do that! I finally got around to playing Runescape again!
Upon logging on, I found myself standing in front of a bank with no gear and no money. Because Jagex is a fucking awful company and won't restore any lost items despite CONSTANT HACKING, I won't be doing...uh...Runescaping.

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>>9263645
Let's play Sky Arena

Browse shitty youtube videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyQs7poxp00

Maybe I should just start an Aya thread? Aaaaugh, but that shouldn't be my last resort. My heart wouldn't be in it anyway.

Go make copies of your face

>>9263657
I already did that. DBZ is a hell of a thing.

Develop a fetish

I always find that to be pretty fun.

Aya defeats Youmu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37s_EP76WBc

>>9263673
...I don't wanna fap. I do that to much already, and I've got plenty of fetishes.

"Patchouli's Bad Day"

Suika and Reimu come in the room and start pissing on us, while Yukari takes a big watery dump and gaps it into both Marisa's and my vaginas simultaneously, and we both die from yeast infections, then go hang out with Youmu and Yuyuko in the Netherworld, but then Yukari comes to visit Yuyuko and it's really really awkward when we have to see her again after she pulled all that fucked up shit!!!!!

Sensing that she's rustled everyone's jimmies, Yukari decides to up the ante and goes to take another shit at the base of the Saigyou Ayakashi, and when Yuyuko inquires as to what the fuck she thinks she's doing, she replies "I'M FERTILIZING THE TREE LOL" but secretly she realizes that the Saigyou Ayakashi is Yuyuko herself, and Yuyuko contracts a terminal yeast infection by proxy through the tree, except that Yuyuko is already dead, so she enters a state of super-double-death where she is dead but also CANNOT BE KILLED.

>>9263686
The best series, and one desperately in need of subs.
But noooo, it's not porn, so we certainly can't have THAT translated.

>>9263691
Eager to test her new strength, Yuyuko then invites Marisa and I to go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, where she plans to rearrange Patchouli's bookshelves even though Koakuma painstakingly sorted all the books, and Patche gets really pissed off when she can't find the books she wants to read and tries to beat Koa mercilessly, but her wrist breaks after smacking her once because Patchy never did have enough calcium in her diet.

Patchouli then seeks me out, saying that she needs an earth youkai (I myself am an Earth Youkai) to construct her a cast out of mud so she can let her wrist heal up before she starts physical therapy, and Marisa takes this opportunity to raid Patchy's library and I take an extra long time making the cast so Marisa can nab lots of delicious books.

Then all of a sudden Reimu busts in and yells as me for helping someone as dodgy as Patchouli and she laments that she thought she meant more to me than that, and then the boop-dee-boop music starts and Reimu's firing danmaku at me, but I take in a breath of the Earth and punch through the fucking bullets like a Mack truck.

I'm about to deliver the finishing blow when all of a sudden Flandre shoots by overhead, yelling "THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY IS FLANALLY HERE"

>>9263701
Reimu and I put our fight on hold, both of us realizing that there is bigger game afoot, and Reimu turns to me and says "For the time being, let's put our differences aside to save Gensokyo from this nuisance," and she smiles and grabs my hand tenderly, adding "....like old times" and I nod in agreement.

"Oh, and by the way..." she adds, "you should start using punctuation a bit more. Paragraphs can be constructed out of more than one sentence, you know?"

For the time being, I acknowledge her request. We fly off into the night sky in pursuit of Flan, but Yukari gaps herself in front of us, blocking our path.

"What are you doing, Yukari?" Reimu asks, readying herself for the worst-case scenario: an all-out fight with the oldest youkai in Gensokyo.

"I..." Yukari looks apologetic, tears dripping down her face, "...I never meant for a pure girl like Koa to be beaten like that." Yukari breaks into an open sob, but then collects herself, gazing in Flandre's direction. "I will right the wrongs I have committed. You two... stay back and let me handle this."

>>9263647
I'm a runefag, I completely understand where you're coming from, their customer service is non-existent. Everything is pretty much a copypasted response whenever you try to contact them. It's pathetic for a company like them who serve so many customers

Bleh. /jp/ sure has changed...

Wanna skype, OP?

>>9263707
Yukari squints her eyes, not bothering to conceal her scorn. She reaches into a gap and pulls out a drive-thru bag full of bean burritos from Taco Bell and a gallon bottle of milk.

She gazes back at Reimu and I, probably sensing our confusion. "I'm actually lactose intolerant!" she exclaims, puffing out with pride.

Yukari sits down and eats her meal of Taco Bell, washing it down with her milk in tiny, refined sips. She is a remarkably fast eater, but still retains a very high sense of delicacy in her movements.

"Now," Yukari gets up with renewed vigor, shouting, "Perpare yourself, Flandre Scarlet, for my ultimate attack!"

>>9263715
"How naive!" Flandre yells at Yukari, "That level of attack won't work on me!"

Yukari doesn't respond; she is calmly gathering her energy for one ultimate, decisive blow.

"Taboo: Four of a Kind!" Flandre utters a forbidden incantation, splitting herself into four separate entities.

"How predictable..." Yukari whispers with a menacing grin, "It is you who are naive."

Giant tremors begin shaking the entirety of Gensokyo. Humans and youkai alike across the land stop whatever they were doing and brace themselves for an attack that could very well wipe the entire plane from existence.

>>9263711
Na.

>>9263710
Yeah, we have terrible blog threads like this every hour now.

>>9263718
"Border Sign: Quintuple Vagina Shitting!"

A deafening roar emitted from Yukari's ass seems to swallow Gensokyo as the inhabitants below all run for cover. Almost immediately, all four Flandres fall to the ground.

Flan can't maintain her spell card and releases it, leaving only the original. "Arrrgh!" she yells in agony, "You... you... gapped your shit into all four of my vaginas?!?"

Yukari looked down at Flan as though she was but an insect before turning back to Reimu and I. "So," she inquired, smiling remorsefully. "Did I do well in the end?"

Reimu cups her forehead in her hand out of disgust. "...After all that build-up, that was the best name you could come up with? I realize it was ad-libbed, but... 'Quintuple Vagina Shitting?'"

"That reminds me!" I ask "If it was really quintuple vagina shitting, where did the fifth gap go? There were only four Flandres."

Yukari looked at me, grinning menacingly.

>>9263719
Well fuck you too.
It's not like I'm bored or anything either.

>>9263722
Well, usually, people start talking and it develops into a decent thread. I've gotten a lot of good Aya threads rolling like that.

...maybe I shouldn't say usually. In the past, more like it.

Also...
Look at that hair. LOOK AT IT.

>>9263694

Agreed and that was one of the best episodes too

fuck translators

>>9263725
I'm sorry, man. I just don't like skype. And I don't even know you.

>>9263724
"Oh, I just took a bit of revenge for the sake of a friend of mine." Yukari looked proud. "Actually, um, we haven't exacly met yet, but I just can't resist her allure, kyaa!" Yukari holds her cheeks blushing like a schoolgirl.

Elsewhere...

"Patchouli-sama, I really do forgive you for hitting me..." Koakuma is looking down in a panic, nearing tears. "So please... you must endure the pain... please don't leave me alone!"

"Oh god, it hurts so bad..." Patchouli agonizes as a torrent of Yukari feces spills from her dirty muff. "My wrist is still broken, half of my books were stolen by some dirty rat, and now I think I'm going to have to go see a gynecologist about this yeast infection too..."

Patchouli is fighting back tears. "How could this day get any worse?"

THE END
...OR IS IT?

Aya's incredibly gorgeous hair makes me wonder... do the tengu have barbers for feathers? Do feathers even need to be trimmed?

>>9263744
You don't know Anonymous? Everyone knows Anonymous.

>>9263744
Okay.

>>9263725
Different anon here.

Wanna use IRC instead? I'd rather not use something that requires a password or registration, my computer has a keylogger

>>9263755
Meh.
It'd just be like here anyway. With words instead of letters, and letters beat words.

>>9263764
Sure. What channel?

>>9263752
Trimming feathers prevents flight.

Also, I expect pubic feathers and maybe a tuft above the base of the spine.

If you're bored, just

CUM to http://anonymous9144.netau.net/ and let's chat some...

>>9263771
Geh. Well, we can't have that.

Would you trim Aya's wings so she can't go fast anymore?

>>9263789
Ha. Good luck.

Actually, forget the good luck part. So...

Ha.

>>9263742

>>9263789
I would fluster her by telling her how wonderful she is and that her Kakashi Spirit News is a great paper.

>>9263794
I like that picture but....what's going on with her legs there?

>>9263809
It's pretty much her secondary newspaper anyway with how much material it copies from Bunbunmaru.
But then, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I guess.

>>9263811
The other leg's hidden in the darkness of that...uh...skirt? I'm not sure.

Aya's thighs are a mireacle of the universe.

>>9263686
I wish I could meet the man who first used aquestalk on a touhou video and shake his hand.

Mehcano wing Aya

I want to catch up on AKB0048 but I don't remember how far behind I am

Last time I checked, the girls were in some sort of VR fight, it looked like everyone was going to die but then they all turned out to be fine.

>>9263859
Pffft. No substitute for the original.

>>9263789

Behead those who would try to harm Aya-chan

This thread just goes to show that even characters I don't particularly care for can have nice pictures that I want to save.

Good job, Aya.

>>9263904
Can Aya sing?

>>9263916
I imagine birds have different standards. But yes, in one form or another.

BAiJR really fucked with how I view beast youkai

>>9263910
Success!

There is this sudden harsh winds over here. I'm scared guys ;_;

>>9263916
The bird equivalent of black metal probably.

>>9263921
She's a crow. Crows caw.
I can't imagine cawing would translate well into music.

And how do you mean with the BAiJR thing?

>>9263736
Are you Aya Shameimaru is my Girlfriend tripfriend in disguise?

>>9263923
Canceled any newspaper subscriptions recently? Hmmmm?

>>9263936
Ha! No.
I was and still am his greatest supporter, though.

>>9263944
That's kind of gay.

>>9263937
No

It's just that thise harsh winds came out of no where and i am hearing they are up to 70mph with chance of severe hail storms and cloud to ground lighting.

im scared and i with i had a small /jp/ cock to hold and calm me down ;_;

>>9263932
I tend to exaggerate their animal characteristics

>>9264005
I'm the one who convinced him to hook back up with Aya...twice, I think. So no, not really.

>>9264000
I get severe thunderstorms and tornadoes once a week. Toughen up babby.

>>9264029
I used to to back when i lived in Oklahoma but not here where they should not happen let alone even be anywhere near me

>>9264036
So you lost your tornado alley spirit? You sicken me.

>>9264047
I was really young. The rest of my child hood was spend being on the east. These houses arent built for oklahoma weather. I can hear the house creaking and shaking already

>>9264022
And yet in the end it was all for naught ;_;

>>9264056
You are tiny babby, when the hail falls I go outside with my heavy duty umbrella and embrace the weather.

>>9264082
I'm...I'm not a babby! I'm just being prepared for the worst is all...

You never know what could happen. Mother nature is a cruel and unsuspecting ojousama and anything could happen when you least expect it.

Can I use your cock as a pacifier to calm me down?

>>9264093
It's pretty big though. You sure you can handle it?

>>9264103
I'm a big boy! I can take any cock you dish out.

Rise and shine Aya thread, it's time for another bakkoi day!

Tell me what you think of Aya and people calling her names, OP.

I could make that thread I keep meaning to do, but for some reason I can't remember what the Thread was going to be about...

The two threads I made last night didn't get many responses and the janitor deleted one of them. The first thread got some laughs though.....

What if I take pictures of all my Otaku goods and posted them? It would probably be /jp/ merchandiser thread though....So everyone would post their favorite goods

Idk I probs won't be able to do it until tonight though

>>9266569
I like Aya, a lot, and don't like people calling her names.
...I'm not sure what sort of answer you expected.

>>9263932

Crows have a very wide vocal range. They can do much more than just caw. They can tweet, chirp, peep, and all that good jazz. They have by far the widest bird call vocabulary out of all birds.

>>9267451
Why have I never heard them singing, then?