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Sounds like RP shit

those feet are HUGE

When do we get to the part where she rubs her feet in my face?

>>9263324
Patchouli doesn't act like that at all. Have you even seen some of her ingame dialogue?

As far as I can tell, Patchy is a rather calm and intelligent touhou. She wouldn't be nervous nor open up to anyone that doesn't have anything to add to her feelings.

Now imagine hearing her tell the stories about all the dudes she has fucked.

Imagine the feel when she whips out her own cock and forces it down your throat the first time.

>>9263345
Oops, I mean, "add to her knowledge"

>patchy
>who is so anti-social and nervous

Patchouli-sama is friends with Remilia, she is an ally of Marisa, and she worked with Yukari to put an end to the hot springs incident. She also is the boss of Koakuma, and as a resident of the SDM is a superior to Sakuya, Meiling, and all the fairy maids.

Patchouli-sama:
a) has more friends than you ever will
b) has helped save Gensokyo countless times
c) isn't some helpless NEET like secondary virgin losers like to paint her as.

>>9263356
finally things got interesting

>>9263345
I bet she smells like dust, piss and sweat.

>>9263356
>Imagine the feel when she whips out her own cock and forces it down your throat the first time.
YES.
YES.
DO GO ON

>>9263336
When you befriend her enough so that she trusts your face with her feet

>>9263379
She has a pleasingly feminine odor.

>>9263386
Don't sage my thread

Hello boys!

>>9263362
Is renowned autist deleted really calling other people virgin losers?

>>9263394
what are you gonna do NERD?

>>9263395
I reported this image.

There's just no way I can allow it to be posted.

now imagine that none of that shit will ever happen because she's a fucking cartoon character that belongs on /a/

>>9263394

your not the boss of me now

Imagine her surprised face when you lick her unprotected feet.

>Imagine...

No, I don't think I will.

>>9263407

thank you

>>9263412
I bet she would give you a look of shock and disgust, but let you continue anyway.

>>9263409
you sir are and idiot

>>9263412
>proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB.

>>9263422
i'm not the one pretending characters on pieces of paper are real.

>>9263400
I'm not a virgin

>>9263439

>>9263439
What kind of horrible woman takes advantage of an autistic 17 year old like that?

>>9263455
he never said it was a woman

>>9263463
Oh my.

Did you mean ``asocial''? I can't really see Patchouli as an anti-social person.

>>9263463
how lewd

I rub my penis on her exposed right foot.

>>9263513
"You r-really like my feet? Well, you can smell them if you'd like... Mukyuu..."

Personally, I've always been a fan of めがねぱちぇ

>>9263513

>>9263513
I hope you mean the one that you can't see in that image, because the visible one is the left foot.

I'd rub my penis inside his exposed vagina for the only purpose of procreation and she can know the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>9264190
>his
>his

NO. NO. NO. HOW DARE YOU.

>>9264194
That was an error, sorry, I wanted to say her.

>>9264203
I'm sure she'll forgive you.

Any nice Patchy H?

>>9264218
There was one I found on exhentai awhile back someone had posted here. I believe it's called Lovely Doll by Pokachutei.

I'd more rather imagine myself resting my face on her feet while she reads. I bet the smell is heavenly

>>9264230
Is anyone else getting 503 errors every few pages at exhentai?

>>9263379
>piss

All of my boners.

>>9264252
I haven't had this problem at all, but I haven't used it in about a week or so.

>>9264247
What was I thinking? I cant smell her feet in that position.

Much better

>>9264252
I got one earlier, seems to be working right now.

>>9264230
Thanks!

>>9264310
No problem. Always willing to share the Pache love.

>>9264292
Please...someone acknowledge what I have done...

>>9264434
One reply~

>>9263356

OTP

>>9264498
>>9264491
>>9264485
>>9264481
>>9264477
I dont understand

>YuugixPatchy
This makes absolutely no sense, but I like it.
I am always for shoehorning my favorite Touhou into the threads of other Touhous.

>>9264512
I love the feeling of maker drawing on my skin. Instant precum all over the place. I would be even better if it showed patchy having lots of horny fluids leak out as well.

>>9264500
Maybe they sort of got along in SA? I don't know because MarisaC was a pain in the ass for me.

>>9264530
I wish I was in Remilia's...

Fucking lucky vampire gets the privilage to smell Patchys butt ;_;

I imagine it would be difficult to spark a conversation with her, but she would begin to be more at ease and finally let me see her beautiful smile that I've been awaiting for what seemed like a lifetime.

>>9264583
I can't imagine trying to make small talk with her. Trying to bring up facts to make conversations would be horrifying because she would basically know a great deal if not everything there is to know on any subject you try to start up.

>>9264608
Me either. At best, I'd just silently read books. And they'd probably need to have a lot of pictures in them.

I'd be disgusted. If she was nervous at least then I could garner some sort of sadistic pleasure from the interaction.

I'd just be annoyed if she warmed up to me. At best, I'd be bored.

I'd hate it if I made her laugh. I hate having an affect on people. Someone as pathetic as me shouldn't make anyone happy.

>>9264936

Self-deprecating emo teenager try-hard detected.

>>9264956
It's worse than that. I'm a grown man.

>>9264608
She would probably like to hear real experience you've had with something she's only read about.

>>9264583
>>9264608
The only thing she knows is magic and girl novels.

>>9264966
>>9264905

I've never actually hated a trip-user on any image-board before, ever.

Congratulations, I can't stand you, I genuinely do not like you or your posts.

>>9264977
bow-chicka-wow-wow

>>9264981
I'm not really sorry, but I'll say it anyway.

It's implied, though.

>>9264994
Thanks for ruining a perfectly good Pache thread.
Get the fuck out, please.

Also, make that two people who hate you and your pathetic posts. You make me sick. Please leave.
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/r9k/

>>9264247
>>9264292
I'm not a foot fetishist and I think they are the scum of the earth. But this seems like a great position for her feet to work as pillows for the back of my head.

>>9264292
Ah... I would love to rest my face on Patchy's feet!

>>9263395
>>9264462
Would you?
I think Patchy-Slut is pretty awesome!