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>> No.9260681

i have premature ejaculation too

but cumming in 3 seconds is a bit crazy, the fastest i ever came is 10 seconds
the sad thing is, when i cum too fast it doesn't feel that pleasurable

>> No.9260764

First time I had sex I came in about 40 seconds. Was still rock hard, so I stayed inside her and we kept fucking and I came again after 5 minutes. We took a break, and went another 3 rounds. Three hours of sex, it was very nice, and I was exhausted and slept the rest of the day. Every time we had sex it was similar. I'd come very quickly the first time and then last longer each time afterward.

PE isn't a huge problem if you can go multiple times.

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>>9260764
nobody cares about your normal adventures with women

>> No.9260780

>>9260776
ok... ( ._.)

>> No.9260783

>>9260764
you had sex before

please go back to /a/

>> No.9260786

Losing my virginity was awful. So much foreplay and build-up, then I came in like twenty seconds. It was pretty awkward, but fortunately my girlfriend was quite forgiving.

We later "retconned" that incident, and the much better sex we had a few days later was when I "officially" lost my virginity.

>> No.9260794

>this thread

You lost me.

>> No.9260790

>>9260780
> ( ._.)
stop that

>> No.9260793

>>9260776
I do.

>> No.9260796

>>9260776
>>9260783
Check out these losers.

I bet you're the same faggots who blog about your masturbatory habits and experiences. Anything sexual goes, but the moment a human female is involved, you get all butthurt.

Frankly I'd prefer it if this board had no lewdness whatsoever, but you nigger nerds can't cherry pick what people are allowed to post about.

>> No.9260797

>>9260783
In my defense, it was years ago and I'm a huge loser now. A few more years and my virginity will have grown back and I'll be one of you guys again.

>> No.9260798

>>9260790
( ._.)

>> No.9260804

>>9260790
Wait, what?
( ._.) isn't 4chan now?
What's next? ;_;? Kaomoji?

Please lurk more. Or be less new. Or something.

>> No.9260803

>>9260798
xD

>> No.9260812

>>9260764
same bro ;d

>> No.9260809
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>>9260797
>A few more years and my virginity will have grown back and I'll be one of you guys again.

>> No.9260811
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>>9260796
I'm not a loser. I've had sex too but you don't see me bragging about it like some normal.

>> No.9260813

>>9260797
Don't feel the need to justify or defend yourself. These are the /r9k/ types we get from time to time, the kind of people who care about what other people have or haven't done. They're probably bitching about how ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES!!! in another thread right now.

>> No.9260816

>>9260803
>>9260804
(._. )

>> No.9260866

So there are people on /jp/ that won't become wizards? What the fuck get out.

>> No.9260868
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9260868

THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF

>> No.9260869

>>9260813
Yeah, /jp/ should be the place to blog about your sexual escapades and everyone who doesn't like it needs to fuck to /r9k/.

>> No.9260878

>3DPD

>> No.9260888

>>9260869
> /jp/ should be the place to blog about your sexual escapades

If I wrote about how I came into my ona-hole yesterday, you would all love it. If I wrote about how I want to violently fuck Satori, you'd praise me. Hell, if I wrote about how I want to suck your cock, people would compliment my tastes.

But if I so much as casually say I'm not a virgin, everyone goes into an autistic shitfit.

I get that Touhou and sex toys are otaku-related, but that doesn't make it okay to blog about your fetishes or experiences any more than /adv/ threads with a Touhou picture are okay. In my opinion, lewdness of any kind should never be tolerated, but I know I'm in the minority here.

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>>9260888
That feel when not a virgin

>> No.9260913

>>9260888
Ur a faget

>> No.9260910
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>>9260898
>mfwidktf

>> No.9260918

>>9260898
idk that feel

>> No.9260922

>>9260888
MUH DICK

>> No.9260925

I like it when guys pride themselves in being virgins, it's kind of the opposite of that Swagga ghetto culture bullshit the mainstream is living right now.

Now you all just need to convert to Buddhism and it would be just perfect.

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-This thread

>> No.9260932

>>9260888
>If I wrote about how I came into my ona-hole yesterday, you would all love it.
No I would not
>If I wrote about how I want to violently fuck Satori, you'd praise me
No I would not
>Hell, if I wrote about how I want to suck your cock, people would compliment my tastes.
No I would not

Quit making assumptions, shitfuck.

>> No.9260942

>>9260925
I also love how we take pride in getting Autism Bux and not caring about things like social status. Normal people are disgusted by our values because they know they're slaves and hate seeing other people break free when they can't.

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>>9260888
We'd tell you to fuck off nerd ur mom for the most part because those are all great shitposting attractors.

>> No.9260955

>>9260953
Gaylord detected.

>> No.9260953

>>9260946
Reimus armpits would be better and more atractive if they weren't shaved.

Natural women > caked on makup waxed whore

>> No.9260964

>>9260953
Your missing the point, lolis have no body hair or odor.

>> No.9260966

>>9260888
It's honestly not that hard to grasp.
Masturbation of all kinds is just satisfaction of sexual urges.
Sex however is a social act.

You might see it as the same due to both being sexual acts. But it's not, because only sex is a social act.
/jp/ isn't about social acts.

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>>9260964
In my world they do~

Delicious hairy stinky lolies~

>> No.9260979

Thanks for deleting the finnscum thread NSJ, but you could at least delete the NSFW one.

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>>9260971

>> No.9260988

>>9260971
>uncensored pubic hair
Fool! Do you want us all to get arrested for CP?

>> No.9260989

>>9260971
omg GROSS!!!

>> No.9260991
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9260991

>tfw no gf

>> No.9261081 [DELETED] 

>>9260786
Fuck this! I had enough of your reality sex stories. It's not that I haven't had sex with a girl before, it just that I was so close to have real sex if only we had condom that time dammit. So we end up dry sex instead..end then few days later I found my gf cheated on me and everything is fucking over...FUCK THIS LIFE!!

>> No.9261092

>>9261081
Haha, what a loser.

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9261093

>>9260786
Fuck this! I had enough of your reality sex stories. It's not that I haven't had sex with a girl before, it just that I was so close to have real sex if only we had condom that time dammit. So we end up dry sex instead..end then few days later I found my gf cheated on me and everything is fucking over...FUCK THIS LIFE!!

>> No.9261120

>>9261093
You'd rather have lost your wizardhood to a whore? Begone, heathen.

>> No.9261355

>>9260966
This.

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