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How does a girl stop being lonely?

>> No.9254640
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9254640

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.9254654

by becoming a slut

>> No.9254646

>>9254640
How does a girl stop being lonely?

>> No.9254648

>>9254640
Why aren't you sucking my cock dude?

>> No.9254657

>>9254633

She must find someone

>> No.9254658

you can join a club at school, unless you're neet. then just go to social places like arcades or something. shoot, i don't know, that's what people tell me.

>> No.9254669

Post on /jp/

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>>9254640
wr u brn 94?

>> No.9254673

I bet Satori would like internet forums and imageboards for her social needs very much.
She is anonymous and can't read peoples mind so she is just like everyone else for once.
She might be right here amongst us.

Just kidding, she'd never stay here with all that lewd stuff around

>> No.9254680

>>9254673
I'm Satori and I like it here

>> No.9254684

i'm a NEET girl
ask me anything

>> No.9254690

>>9254684
r u virgen?

>> No.9254695

>>9254640


Wich /jp/sie wud u fuk?

>> No.9254696

>>9254684
Can I suck your cock?

>> No.9254699

>>9254690
yes i am a supervirgin
never held hands or anything after that

>> No.9254702

>>9254696
yeah, dude

>> No.9254709

>>9254633
btw I'm a girl

>> No.9254742

>>9254680
You're cute

>> No.9254778

Go to any single male and say "Hey, wanna hang out?". BA-ZING

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>>9254778
>single male
no such thing, and there are no male virgins

>> No.9254807
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9254807

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.9254816

I'm a boy

Shut the fuck up!

>> No.9254825

>>9254658
how does a hikikomori girl stop being lonely?

>> No.9254830

>>9254792
but I am

but past high school I've never met a female virgin

>> No.9254849

>>9254807
who does my new room always smell like sperm? nobody ever fapped here.

>> No.9254953

>>9254640
What do you look like?

>> No.9256187

I'm an autistic hikkikomori girl, ask me anything

I'm a landwhale and ugly as fuck

>> No.9256215

>>9256187
It's okay, so am I.
:3

>> No.9256220

I'm an autistic NEET boy, ask me anything

I'm skinny and beautiful

>> No.9256237

>>9256187
what do you think about men in general?

>>9256220
how tight is your asshole?

>> No.9256232

>>9256220

No you're not. Cognitive bias.

>> No.9256274

>>9256237
>what do you think about men in general?
I think men are superior and I wish I was a man. I'm not interested in men sexually, I just wish I was born man. I wish I had a male mindset and a penis. And that's something you can't gain even if you go trans, you have to be born with it so fuck that.

>> No.9256325

>>9256274
Are you me?

>> No.9256339

>>9254633
By spreading her legs to the first person she sees. Done.

>> No.9256349

>>9256232
I'm 8/10 at least. Leave your Psych 101 terms in your high school notebook.


>>9256237
Very

>> No.9256355

>>9256325
I don't know, are you me? Have I finally succeeded in cloning myself?

>> No.9256373

>>9256355
I think that this is for real, man!
Too bad I hate myself though, we could've been friends.
;_;

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>>9256274
What exactly is ``male mindset''?

>> No.9256414

>>9256373
You're right, I hate myself too. So long, other me.

>> No.9256418

>>9256409
"If it has a hole, fuck it."

>> No.9256432

>>9256274
can we switch bodies?

>> No.9256438
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9256438

I wish I was girly.

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>>9256418
/jp/ - Life's ain't nothin' but bitches and money.

>> No.9256445

>>9256432
If you develop the technology for it

>> No.9256453

>>9256445
or even better ill give you the penos for the vagoo/womb

>> No.9256462

I'd only want to be female for the reduced sex drive. Having to get masturbation out of the way twice a day just to focus on something gets REALLY annoying.

>> No.9256468

>>9256462
Start taking some kind of medication or something, some medication completely kills your sex drive

>> No.9256485

shut the way twice a hole, fuck
just kidding, she'd never met a female for her social needs very much.
i'm 8/10 at school, unless you're not. cognitive bias.
i don't know, are you me? have to get masturbation out of the reduced sex drive
i'd only want to social needs very
start taking some kind of medication or something. shoot, i think men in men sexually, i wish i like sperm? nobody ever fapped here.
can join a male mindset and i hate myself though, we switch bodies?
i suck your psych 101 terms in general?
/jp/ - life's ain't nothin' but past high school notebook.

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9256579

Like all the other females on the internet (and real life).

>> No.9256598

>>9256579
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh godddddd those veins
my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes

>> No.9256659

>>9256598
protip you can see veins on most boobs, especially if they're larger or sagging a bit

>> No.9256662

>>9256659
not on 2D boobs

>> No.9256670

>>9256659
protip no one here gives a shit u nerd lol

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