/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How did you get those sweet trips?

die jjokbari

>>9255444
Did hatoya really die in an earthquake?

Are you a virgin?

What would be the proper way to say:

Hiroshima - BOOM!

Nagasaki - BOOM!

>>9255455
あああああああああああああああああああああああああ

what is your favorite touhou?

which touhou would you fuck?

>>9255444
Where are you from?

>>9255444
Are you the only 11 to actually speak English?

What kind of anime do you watch? Any favourite visual novels? Do you play touhou?

>>9255455
Sick doubs bro

>>9255473
op is not japanese you retard

>>9255460
/this

>>9255450
Sorry?

>>9255451
I don't know who hatoya is

>>9255453
No

>>9255464
I'm not familiar with Touhou

うせろ

>>9255489
>No
Reported.
>I'm not familiar with Touhou
Get out.

Can I call you onii-chan although we are not blood related?

>>9255506
your welcome now get the fuck out

>>9255504
Fuck off sage. I'm sick of you posting in my threads.

>>9255489
i thought all japanese folk know a person named hatoya, at least one

>>9255499
Awww, you broke our game of pretend.

OP, You are not japanese. Japan has their own boards, they wouldn't come to a stupid gaijin website where people jerk off to pictures of drawn naked lolis and talk about pissing in bottles and being NEET/Hikki everyday. In fact, you are an american trying to apparent to be a "glorious nipon" just because you think they are cool.

They are just humans, as us, and you will never be a part of their culture. Deal with it.

>>9255444
>>9255455
>>9255499
>>9255500
doubs and trips thread

>>9255470
I'm from southwest of Japan

>>9255473
No, not really

>>9255444
we have a little tradition you need to follow here

vocaroo.com

make a recording speaking whatever you want to say, if you have even a hint of gaijin accent you are a lame stupid fraud.

>>9255499
If I'd thought he was Japanese, I wouldn't have called him 11. I don't think Japanese would ever call themselves that (much less memorize such a number as representing their people).

Hiroshima - BOOM!

Nagasaki - BOOM!

quints soon

>>9255493
嫌です（´；ω；｀）

>>9255495
My favourite anime this year is Symphogear.

>>9255512
No problem!

>>9255516
I know only Hatoyama, former prime minister

Hiroshima - Ban!

Nagasaki - Ban!

Hmmm would you call yourself more cute or handsome?

>>9255517
Actually I'm Toshiaki sometimes.
I come here to practice English.
By the way, I love to piss in PET bottles.

>>9255540
OK I'll try. Wait a minute.

>>9255540
Fuck off

Sometimes I wonder if japs like to pretend they are american on their own boards.

>>9255444
lol more like /jp/nese amirite

>>9255614
It's probally like these shitposters pretending to be fins.
It's fun to make fun of inferior races

>>9255614
Japs are too proud to pretend to be americunts. They think of Fins like brothers though

>>9255621

whadda fug ddi u jus fugging zaybout me u liddle bish???? :DDDDDDD i have ur nose i guaranteed tob of my glass in ze naby zeals XD XD an I bin in numberis segret reds on al-gaida :D :D an I hab over NIN DOUSAND!!!!! :DDDD cobfirded gills :-DDD i am train gorilla warfare and the tob sniber in the ndire us arbed forzes xD :)))))) u are nuding to mi but jus anudder targid :DDD i wil wibe u the fug oud wid percizion de liges of whish haz neber bon zeen inb4 on dis eard >:DDDDD :D :D :D marg my fugging verds :D u dink u gan get awy wid zaying that shid to spurdo over the indernet :DDDD??? dink again, fugger xD xD as we speek i ag commutactink mi segret >:D nedwork of asspies agross the usea and ur isp is being draced righd nao so u bidder brebare for the sterm, maggid :DDD destorm dat wibes oud the batetic litel ding u gall ur life >:DDDDD u're fugging ded kid i gan b anyspurdo anysparde an I gan gill u in ober NINE DOUSAND!!!!!!! :D :D :D ways and das jus wid my bear hands >:D not onli am I eggtensily train in mortal kombat :)))) :DDD :-DDD but I has excess to the endire arsninal of the unided stays moron core :DDDDDD and i vil us it to iss full excess to wibe your misirabil azz off the fase of the windshield u liddle shit D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< ib onl u gould hav none wat unoly reprehenshin ur liddle "spurdo" gomment was abut to brink don ubon u :DDDD u may b hab held ur fugging dungs :DDDDD but u gudden DDDDD: u didden :DDD and now u're baying the brice u gotham idit >:(((((( i vil shid furry al ovr u and u wil dron in id :DDD ur fugging deds, giddo. :DDDD

>>9255631
>japs proud
They buy futa mouse pads and crossdress.

>>9255621
Some are actual fins from ylilauta who come here to shit up the board

>>9255631
They like their old pal germany aswell.

>>9255621
>2012
>he still didn't move to finland

>>9255644
we don't?

Is loli legal in Finland?

>>9255444
Are you a truNEET?

>>9255631
>Japs are too proud to pretend to be americunts.
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh wow.

>>9255643

We just share a special kind of Autism.

>>9255658
Finland is literally the greatest country on Earth so yes.

>>9255621
No the fins really do come here and post the spurdos while drinking their Euroshopper energy drinks.

>mfw I'm Finnish and I constantly shitpost on /jp/ while pretending to be American

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y8MuWkJmGe
My voice is strange...

>>9255560
So onii-chan, why do you even bother to come to this faraway place? You won't get anything in return unless you are a masochist.

And if you are lying of some sort, I won't forgive you, okay?

>>9255665
I like your spurdo comics

>>9255665
me too xD

>>9255665
>mfw when I'm English and I constantly shitpost on /jp/ while pretending to be Finnish

>>9255670

>finland good

>>9255670
You actually sound japanese. It's a shame your thread got hijacked by idiots, though.

You said you're not a virgin. How did this happen?

>>9255670
Is this legit?

>>9255678
same chair

>>9255692
Can you really call it hijacking if the thread was shit in the first place?

>>9255670
10/10 wud fug

>>9255658
yes

>>9255665
I pretend to be a 12 year old Jonne on Finnish imageboards. I pretend to be a 12 year old American here and recently I have started to pretend I'm an English kid.

>>9255670
You sound Corean.

I'm 2 meters high. If I go to japan will I get strange looks and labeld a gaijin?

>>9255670
Show me your moves

>>9255670
You sound like a nerd.

>>9255670
Sounds like a little femboy. Would hit

>>9255670
Hey are you 13?

>>9255704
Of course. Even if you weren't about a meter taller than everyone there, and even if you look Asian, they can tell. They'll smell your gaijinness and shun you.

>>9255670
中尉, is that you?

Do you shit on your tatami mat?

>>9255719
fuck

>>9255719
>They'll smell your gaijinness and shun you.

That's okay, since I'd have to crawl into their house through a garage-door anyway.

wch 2h wufug

>>9255700
What?
His accent doesn't sound Korean to me.

>>9255741
It sounds chinese

He sounds adorable and now I feel bad for shitposting in his thread my dearest apologies OP.

>>9255662
No way!
But I'm a part time worker.

>>9255672
As I said I come here to practice English.
And I'm interested in gaijin's otaku culture.
I always browse 2chan so I feel here is sort of a nice place.

>>9255692
When I was a high school student I have a girlfriend.
We had sex several times but soon broke up.
That's all.

>>9255754
Did you confess to her or did she confess to you? Or do the japanese hook up like the westerners do nowadays? (get really drunk, make out with a random stranger and when you wake up, if both of you don't regret it, become a couple)

>>9255754
Well at least you are aren't a slut sleeping with random people every night.

>>9255754
Honest opinions on the Dornier Do 17

>>9255444
Why do you even like her? 放課後のプレアデス was boring as HELL.

>>9255754
>When I was a high school student I have a girlfriend.
Get out, right now. Un-virgins are not welcome here. You don't deserve a waifu, asshole.
Get back to fucking 3DPD.

>>9255754
What a normalfag.

Can you give me tipps on how to start a conversation with Japanese people? So far I have

おい、なんか文句あるか？
お前、頭が大丈夫か？　
この馬鹿ヤロウ
and 誰に向かって言ってんだよ　

Thank you very much.

>>9255754
lolol liar japanese kids 2 busy studying for sexx
lol!

>>9255754
>No way!

You got a problem with NEETs or something, asshole?

OP, what was your favorite era of Japanese history?

Does the youth over there even care about history or tradition anymore, or don't they care? Every time I hear about the youth culture over there, I feel kind of sad for the older people.

Is it just the older people & extreme right who dislike foreigners, or is it pretty much everyone?

Is there a particular type of foreigner that the people over there especially loathe?

Sorry for so many questions.

>>9255754
But i doubt you will get what you wanted here, onii-chan.

Why would you want to be asked questions anyway, if you want to understand foreign otaku culture?

You have quite good English, at least. N-n-not that I care anyway

>>9255754
Do you watch superior western television and play superior western games?

>>9255752
>We had sex several times but soon broke up.
Kill yourself.

Join the NSDAP

>>9255797
>>>/a/ fuck off rper shit

STOP BULLYING OP OR HE IS GONNA LEAVE US FOREVER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT /JP/!?

Also OP do you like Girls Generation?

>>9255803
you are projecting too mich /a/-kun

Hey OP, what's the most offensive thing you can say to a Japanese person?

>>9255814
Fuck off desperate loser he isn't the last japanese speaker on the planet

>>9255803
an made bor

>>9255814
If he weren't Japanese you'd tell him to fuck off. If you want to suck off every normalfag Jap who comes to 4chan go to >>>/a/

>>9255825
/jp/ is Is a place for friends to talk Mugen,Sudo,and Suigin left because we chased them off.

>>9255834
you know that 90% of /jp/ are fucking weeaboos and a japanese person is like a demigod to them, right?

>>9255814
>OR HE IS GONNA LEAVE
Who gives a shit?

Maybe a better jap would come along instead of this lame normal shitstain

>>9255850
No that's 90% of /a/. I thought we left them all there when we got /jp/, but it seems they're trying to permeate through our ranks again.

>>9255803
I dont even roleplay anyone, and my respond is far better than your useless, no value added post.

A-ho~!

>>9255444
Tell your eroge developers to stop being so xenophobic. Trying to actually buy their games is a hassle, and bypassing their stupid anti-gaijin locks is mildly inconvenient.

>>9255850
Only if it's a cute girl/have an authentic japanese imouto.

>>9255868
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what's left of your dick

>>9255887
Not who you were talking to, but...

Please, say you'll bite it off.

That would be so hot.

fapfapfapfapfap

>>9255901
>Not who you were talking to
Then fuck off dumbass

>>9255909
Oh, God, yes.

I'm a bad boy.

Insult me MOAR.

fapfapfapfapfap

Sorry for late reply

>>9255704
I'm afraid so.

>>9255707
I must admit that.
But It's morning here, so I can't make loud noise.

>>9255708
>>9255710
My voice is childish because I'm underweight and short.
I'm 27 now.

>>9255730
No.
My bedroom has tatami floor but dining room is carpeted.

>>9255767
She confessed me.
As for me, I'm not like westerners.

>>9255770
I love 放課後のプレアデス because its character design is cute.

>>9255784
Haha, using those you'll certainly be very popular when you come to Japan.

Do you like my waifu, OP?
Yours is cute.

God damn you guys are fucking retarded.

OP what type of girls do you like?Or do you like men?(You have to ask this to anyone who posts on /jp/)

Do you like my waifu, OP? I think yours was nuked. That's payback for pearl harbor.

Hey OP, what videogames do you play?

Was the effect of 4chan on "It's not my fault I'm not popular" really that effective?

/a/ here,
What's your favorite anime?

Alright, let's try some questions for you.

What is your favorite word/kanji?
Do you have foreigner friends? If so, what are their nationalities?
Favorite food?
What boards do you frequent on futaba?
Have you ever crossdressed?

Answer these questions or fuck you.

/a/ here
I fucked you're waifu.

Are you translating anything?

which strike witch would you fuck?

What do you think about Denpa music like MOSAIC.WAV or ちぃむｄｍｐ☆?

4chan is ,in general, terrible place to learn English because of all the lingo we have, especially in /jp/.

/lit/ and /tg/ are decent enough though.

That being said, what are some futaba boards that don't use a lot of memes so I can practice reading on them?

How does it feel knowing your high school sweet heart is banging some dude who's stronger, more popular, more successful, manlier and doesn't sound like a skinny otaku bitch?

>>9255930
>I'm 27 now.

Isn't that kind of bad having such hobbies when you're already in your late twenties? Don't you get a lot of scornful looks? I mean, I'm 28, but no one knows what I do. I guess it's even harder in Japan.

Just let this shit die like every other thread.

>>9255796
I'm particularly interested in early Edo era because my grandfather say that my family can trace its history back to that time.
Many young Japanese people hate to learn Japanese history and classical Japanese because they are the subjects of college entrance exams.
If you are a westerner, you'll be respected.
Some Japanese hate Korean and Chinese.

>>9255797
I wanted to know what foreign otaku think about Japanese people.

>>9255799
No.
I sometimes read English books.

>>9255814
I'm sorry, I don't know Girls Generation.

>>9255873
Learn Japanese and do it yourself.

Have you ever tasted your cum, OP?

Just let this shit live like every other thread.

>>9256023
Not OP but, I learned (good communication level) English browsing 4chan.

>>9256054
Not OP but, I did. Tasted like sweet jelly.

>>9256053
>Learn Japanese and do it yourself.

cold as ice and scorching hot like a burn

``iceburn''

>>9256053
>I wanted to know what foreign otaku think about Japanese people.

We hate people in general.

>>9256053
>Some Japanese hate Korean and Chinese.
>I'm sorry, I don't know Girls Generation.
If you don't know 少女時代　then, you are a lying ネトヨウ.

>>9256087
Even each other.

Do people who post on 2chan hate people that post on 2ch? Also, 2ch is the much more mainstream one, right?

Do you have any recommendations for boards that are semi-gaijin friendly to practice Japanese? My level is more or less intermediate, but I'm looking to kick into serious study mode sometime in the next couple of weeks so I can hopefully get on a good schedule and conquer the basic 2k~ kanji in the next year/year and a half.

>finland best country
moar like all of scandanavia except Denmark

>>9256053
>Learn Japanese and do it yourself.
Except nobody cares about Japanese.

Lets kill american pigs again

>>9256053
>I wanted to know what foreign otaku think about Japanese people.
Dumb shits with no taste in anime.
And normal Japanese people I care not at all about them.

>>9256087
>We hate people in general.
Speak for yourself, kid. I hate only japs(all types of chinks and gooks are included), sandniggers, mudslimes, beaners, spics, obnoxious snowniggers and yuros.

Gaijin otaku have jet fighter waifu. They are called "Gaben".

Do you have Gaben in Japan?

This is my Gaben.

>>9256111
Yeah, disgusting pig women need to learn to do their as good as attractive men.

>>9256108
krauts are subhuman

>>9256108
when is that pic from?

>>9256053
>Learn Japanese and do it yourself.
They won't listen to gaijin because they're xenophobic. That's kind of the whole problem.

>>9256128
You can pretend to be japanese.

>>9256105
Finland isn't Scandinavia. Scandinavia is only Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. Finland is Nordic, though. That includes Iceland and all the other lesser-countries.

That being said, Finland is awesome and Finns are really nice people the second you show even mild interest in Finland. So, fuck yes, Finland.

>>9256123
>Russia doesn't fall under any of those
what's your paypal so we can keep it that way.

>>9256125
>>9256125
Hitler Youth,Japanese Youth and Italian youth meetup 1938

>>9256136
> Finns are really nice people
Yeah, nice lie, sprudo faggot. mootkins should rangeban finland

>>9256135
You scared bitch ass american we coming for you. Just wait untill we control all over europe by first bankrupting all economies and forcing them into our sphere of control.

>>9256147
are you going to send me money?

>>9256149
Me on the left

>>9256142
That doesn't work, remember? They can smell it. Even over the Internet.

>>9256151
Haista vittu sauna perkele sauna sauna sauna salmiakki saanko tarjota sinulle semen.

I ain't even Finnish. Just a Finnaboo. I want to live there and have my life be exactly like my Moomin books~

Do you agree that Madoka is the best anime in years?

Who's your favourite?

OP, what's it like having a small Japanese penis? Does it embarrass you?

>>9256163
You can't deal even with greeks, kid. What are you going to do when America comes for you?

>>9256053
>I'm particularly interested in early Edo era because my grandfather say that my family can trace its history back to that time.

Descendant of the Teutonic Order here. Come at me, bro.

>>9255946
Are you pedophile?

>>9255961
I'm not homosexual.
I like pink-haired girls

>>9255979
I like Persona3 and 4.
I want to play Skullgirls when PC version is available.

>>9255986
I don't think so.

>>9255993
I don't have any particular favourite kanji. I think it is like "What is your favourite alphabet?"
I don't have foreigner friends. I live in rural area now so there are almost no foreigner around me.
I love sushi. I want to eat sushi everyday.
I always browse "may" server of 二次元裏.
To be honest, I've crosdressed sometimes.
Crosdressing is not so special in Japan.

>>9256178
it's always nice to see someone being proud of his slavic roots.

>>9256178
He shames his descendants because of his small stature, weak voice and obsession with western otaku. He's a bad case of westaboo and you'd crush him utterly.

>I'm not homosexual.
>To be honest, I've crosdressed sometimes.

I think you are a homo in denial.

>>9256188
You keep selectively ignoring the best and most interesting questions that I want to hear your answer to.

Shit thread. Negative sage.

>>9256189
Well I am Prussian

>>9256208
Didn't you hear his excuse?

It's ``not so special in japan''.

>>9256208
I think he means dressing up as an anime girl just like we dress up as weird stuff for carnival.

>>9256189
>slavic

Nope, Baltic, at most. But unlikely. I can't deny some Swedish ancestry, however.

>>9256188
You don't have a favourite alphabet?
I really like the letter 'o', not 'O' but 'o'. I don't know much kanji to have a favourite.

>>9256188
what are the differences between may, jun and dec?

>>9256245

Yeah, I mean, who doesn't love a kanji like "妙"? That's some real ancient trolling.

>>9256210
It's because all these other fagtards keep asking inane questions about shit like vidya or kanji.

>>9256245
You just like o because it's the only letter you can draw.

TENSAI ICHIBAN!

>>9256262
安姦奥kanji with fucked roots are the best

>>9256002
No.

>>9256005
I'd like to fuck Lynett Bishop.
I believe she smells nice.

>>9256017
Dempa songs were popurar when I started using the Internet, so those are good old memories of my youth.

>>9256023
Thank you for your advice.
All of Futaba boards are full of memes and jargons.
However, residents of minor boards such as のりもの and 家電 use relatively standard Japanese.

>>9256026
I do not care at all.
I'll find new one.

>>9256042
Watch anime is not a bad hobby here now.
When I was a college student many professors openly said that they love anime, manga, and VNs.


Sorry I've got to go.
Thank you everyone.

why do your women never get their nasty fucking teeth fixed, that shit's fucking gross, are there no dentists in grorious Nihon or something?

>>9256308
>I do not care at all
alpha as fuck

>I do not care at all.
>I'll find new one.

-Average underweight otaku on losing relationships

Step it up /jp/.

OP is a normalfag, unvirgin and doesn't like Touhou, wouldn't bang.