/jp/ - Otaku Culture

bout a week

I shower every 2 days

I'm planning on it today. Last time must have been about a week and a half ago. My clothes are really starting to smell, given I haven't changed since then.

i have never showered... ever

Like 5 years ago. I take baths.

like THREE months ago BRO
who truNEET where?

>>9252321
Why do you wear clothes?

It seems like everytime I go on /jp/ there's this shower thread up. What kind of faggot do you have to be to be curious about when people and how much shower?

Do we really need a daily shower or bath to stay healthy?

Barbarian scum

>>9252691

No, it's a bullshit myth, in fact, it's bad for your skin. But people always act like "eww you haven't showered today", fucking retards, do they get so dirty that they need to shower every day? Maybe they just have nasty bodies.

I don't take showers, baka gaijin.

I clean myself in the ofuro, nihon-kei.

every day
because it's hot

I'm going to take one right now

>>9252511

It's funny because you say faggot like it's an insult.

When I smell. It more depends on how long my armpit hair is. The longer it is, the sooner it smells. I just shaved my pits a few days ago so I haven't showered. No smell either.

When I woke up today because I used my dakimakura as a pillow and it made my hair itchy.

I shower only after I do some sort of physical activity, so very rarely

Remember dont shampoo everyday because that fucks shit up.

>>9252752
Works fine

>>9252747
what about if you never shampoo?

I will take a bath.

>>9252747

Negro detected.

>>9252716
This, actually. I hate the climate of the Philippines, it's either too hot or too rainy.

>>9252758

Remember anon, some of us here arn't blessed with glorious our glorious Aryan manes.

>>9252758
>negro detected
Yeah no anyway I think there is good reason why I notice people fucking balding around the ages 15-24.

Everyone, who don't showers everyday, smells. No wonder you get bullied and everybody hates you.

Also black people should shower more, because the whites don't like their negro smell

last shower 1 hour ago
previous shower before that 10 hours ago

its hot where i live

>>9252774

no amount of showing will wash away their negro filth

2 hours ago or so.

>>9252771
>>9252747
Using soap to clean your hair is better.

>>9252790
Enjoy your baldness later in life.

Four days ago. I typically only shower one every two weeks due to be being ultimate lazy.

>>9252794
I will, thank you very much.

I will take a bath every other day for relaxation.

>>9252790
That sounds fucking retarded. Shampoos are specifically formulated for haircare.

I haven't bathed since christmas.

>>9252810
Yes get rid off those necessary hair oils the body produces shampoing everyday removes too much of them and the body needs to compensate for that hence produce more oil which results in even a more oily hair and dandruff

>>9252827
You're either being sarcastic or you don't know how soap works.
Since this is /jp/, I'm going to place my bet on the latter.

Many Americans are filthy and unsanitary.

>>9252827
Or just use the correct amount of shampoo for how much hair you have, that's fine too

Like you can't fucking feel it when your hair is drying out? What's wrong with you? Do you wash your hands 54 times a day too?

>>9252834
Whatever buddy truth hurts

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=102062969

Like 4 days ago.

I always took a shower every day but for some reason I'm too lazy to go take one now.

Quality blog thread.

>>9252845
>Do you wash your hands 54 times a day too?

Say that to my face bitch and not online.

What kind of deodorant do you use?‎

>>9252893
Be sure to not use ones with aluminium chloride.

Smelly guys in this thread.

>>9252851
Wikipedia, the source of all truth in the universe, says that NASA did their own study that proved Michelle Hanjani wrong. I can't find a copy of the book it cites, but I'm happy to believe she's just a hippy bitch who doesn't know what she's talking about.

>>9252906
No need to get your snatch sour. No one said drop shampooing just no need for it everyday which is a good thing because then you don´t need to purchase it as often.

>>9252919
Fuck Axe dude they lied I though angels would fall down and fuck me from the sky...

>>9252893
AXE, because I thought it would make girls interested in me.

I usually do it once a week.

I'm not really active and I don't get very smelly. I only do it to keep up appearances even though I never see people.

>>9252915
Nah, I think the original point of contention emerged from a "use soap instead of shampoo" comment, which even I agree is retarded.

Months.

What I wouldn't give for a long shower. A bath would be luxury.

Yesterday morning and I'll probably jump in the shower about 9am (CST).

I have a lotus body. I need not shower.

>>9252932
Oh, well fuck must have missed that part.

I talked to a /jp/´er that had not cleaned his room in many months and had shit lying all over the floor which recently saw a cockroach that he was too scared to track down and kill which makes me lead to believe there might be a massive infestation sooner or later.

Are the rest of you any better?

>>9252949
My apartment is sparkling clean and in perfect order at all times. Such is the power of autism.

>>9252919

>>9252949
If I clean my room then I can't find anything

For the record I only shower if I sweat a lot or have gotten to the point where I can rub my head and feel oil between my fingers

>>9252949
I've slept next to 4-week-old fruit salad during the summer, if that's what you're asking.
When it comes to bacteria, I'm a firm believer in "If it's too small to see, it's too small to kill you".

On the other hand, there are times when I actually do clean up my place. Right now, it looks almost tidy.

>>9252977
I can always find everything, except stuff like documents that I only need once and that's 2 years after I received them.

wurst 2hu

>>9252949
A few weeks ago I had some ants crawling on the floor in my room but after some cleaning they're gone.

アメリカ人ってシャワーだけでバスタブに浸からないだってな
http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1340889253/

>>9253105
FUCKING ANTS

those fucking bastards, I fucking hate those sons of bitches, fucking everywhere during the summer

10 minutes ago because I couldn't stand my stench anymore.

Turns out I had no clean underwear though, so I'm not wearing any right now.

Last week.

>>9252977

Basically this. My top record at the moment would be close to 1 month.

>>9253442
>アメリカ人は汗かかないからだよ
lol

Americans do not sweat?

1 week ago

>>9253542

When you're running the show what do you have to sweat about?

>>9252298
This, every day is utterly pointless and just dries your hair out

Just because I don't go outside doesn't mean I don't want to be clean. I also go to a hairdresser to get my hair cut every 1.5 months

>>9253556
Yeah you're a fucking tryhard too

You ain't a real NEET like us
You ain't nothin

>>9253563
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>9253459
Sexy~

Do tell us more.

>>9252987
Yeah, I bet HIV/AIDS can't kill you either.

>>9253570
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>9253586
>2012
>still believing the AIDS lie
http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/aids.htm
http://www.virusmyth.com/aids/hiv/gnlie.htm
http://www.harmonikireland.com/hiv-hoax/
(etc)

Besides, that's not bacteria.