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9249409 No.9249409[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Serious question here. How do you masturbate and read through a doujin on the computer at the same time?

I mean, I can either be fapping, but to turn the page, scroll down the page, or zoom in/out, I need both hands on the keyboard/mouse.

Do you guys all have some kind of extra limb I don't know abut?

>> No.9249413

Fuck yeah, I love that guy.

http://youtu.be/Utnb5Mru_zo

I'd hang out with them, fo rizzle.

>> No.9249418

All I use is the right side of the keyboard and mouse to turn pages, zoom, etc. Why would you need two hands?

>> No.9249419

You need both hands on the mouse?
What the fuck?

>> No.9249431

I use vi keybindings for everything, which are fortunately quite easy to use with my right hand alone.

I guess you could just use the mouse? Click and drag.

>> No.9249432

>>9249413

>guy

>>9249418
>>9249419

I use the mouse to scroll down, and click to the turn the page, but I constantly have to use two keys on the keyboard to zoom in/out of the page to actually see the entire thing, or even read out.

>> No.9249437

>>9249432
Use the scroll wheel. Click it if you have to. If nothing happens, email whoever wrote your comic reader for not knowing SHIT about 𝑼𝑺𝑬𝑹 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬.

>> No.9249462
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9249462

By using HoneyView.

>> No.9249459

>>9249437

I use CDisplayex.

That didn't really solve my problem either. I guess I should set key-binds for scrolling/zooming and turning the page, then just use them all with my left hand and fap with my right?

That still feels really retarded...

>> No.9249474

>>9249462
“gotta get my MAD COLLECTION in here so jpers can see!!!”
- u

>> No.9249485

I use MMCE, two up fullpage display.

Left-click or space to advance a page. Single hand reading, pure and simple.

I suppose on a smaller monitor it might not work so well?

>> No.9249505

>>9249462
What's with all those tray icons?

>> No.9249513 [SPOILER] 
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9249513

>>9249474

>> No.9249515

>>9249485

I only have a laptop with a pretty small screen. I've actually thought about reading them on the TV through my PS3 and just using the controller...

>> No.9249518

>>9249462
I really hope you're being ironic with the tray icons.

>> No.9249528

>>9249518
is ironic the new name for retarded? that's not related to irony at all.

>> No.9249529

I keep my mouse in my left hand and use my thumb to click and scroll. I don't see why you would need to zoom in and out of pages, just use a better program or website.

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>>9249518
>>9249518

Oh just shut-up already.

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>>9249532
>waifu

>> No.9249542

>>9249529
>>9249529

Well, I can only get it to view in either one of two ways, and I've tried messing with all the options:

1. Zoomed in enough to see the text, but not the full picture.

2. Zoomed out enough to see the full picture, but to small to read the text.

>> No.9249546

>>9249459
I use CDisplay and i'm having no problems. How about you get it so the height and width fit the page?

>> No.9249555

I masturbate hands free, I've never had this issue. Good luck with your hassles, plebeians.

>> No.9249559

If I'm on fakku, then I fap with my right hand while changing pages and scrolling with my left hand on the arrow keys.
If I'm on exhentai, then I fap with my right hand while scrolling and clicking the page to change pages with my left hand holding my mouse.

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>>9249535
>>9249535

Is that seriously the one thing you found wrong with that pic?

Either way, you seriously responding as if that is my picture, and taking it literally, is a strong indication you might be autistic..

>>9249546

Yes, but when I do that, the text is so small I can't read it. Maybe my monitor is just too small?

>> No.9249573

>>9249462
link to that manga so i can fap XDD

>> No.9249564

>>9249555
>autofellatio

>> No.9249576

>>9249563

If you're on a laptop you could possibly put it on its side?

I dunno.

>> No.9249580

>>9249462
Oh fuck I recognize the names of most of those. God damnit I didn't think I was that bad.

>> No.9249581

>>9249573
What's the point of posts like this?

>> No.9249595

>>9249563
The fact that you're accusing me of being autistic while bumping this thread without any good reason, is a strong indication that you might be new here.

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>>9249573

[Moku_Ujiie_Rori_Ana_[English]

Says it right in his folder jackass. Look it up on exhentai.

>>9249564

Pic related.

>>9249595

Goddamn you're a try-hard.

>> No.9249617

>>9249581
It's so that you can make a sincere request or prove an honest point while covering it up in enough irony to not be taken *too* seriously.

Like when you pretend to be upset to avoid "LOL U MAD?!?!?!?!". Sometimes it's just easier. By 2013 every single post on 4chan will be followed by a disclaimer qualifying the poster's intentions and trying to pre-emptively avoid the usual catchphrases.

Meta 4chan is more important than 4chan proper now.

>> No.9249620

>>9249462
is it just me or the face in the lower right coner looks like she's is yawning instead of moaning?
"aah, i'm so tired... but i can't sleep with a dick stuck in my ass."

>> No.9249621

>>9249564
>>9249612
I said hands free.
>>9249612
You're just as annoying.

>> No.9249785

>>9249621
you use your mouth for a fellatio, not hands. so, your hands are still free.

optionally you're giving yourself a footjob.

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