/jp/ - Otaku Culture

would you mind sharing piss bottles?

you suck coks?

Are you a Muslim or something?

>>9241190
No, Seventh Day Adventist.

This is why we need /jp/ manor to become a real thing.

I'm looking for a room mate, OP. But I'm not sure about rooming with anyone from /jp/, given that, you know, they post on /jp/.

>not murdering your dad in self-defense then living off of the state's protection scheme

>>9241190
>>9241183
>>9241182
LE EPIC WIN ! LE EPIC WIN ! XDDD

>>9241183
sharing piss bottles is very intimate

...I think we'll have to get to know each other a little better first :3

>>9241200
Why would you want to share an apartment with someone? He might turn out to be a total asshole and the lack of privacy would drive you crazy in no time.

I had a flatmate once, and while he was a pretty nice fellow, I couldn't stand how I heard everything he and his friends talked about. Having to be extra quiet at night wasn't very fun either.

>>9241248

I was asking for real, dumbass.

>>9241287
I don't have friends and I'm usually awake at night

>>9241262
I love you please let me suck your cock.

>>9241381
Friends are more fun if you don't have to spend every waking moment of your life with them.

>>9241195
I recently got the book "The Great Controversy" in the mail. Seventh Day Adventists believe some weird shit. Sorry to hear about your situation OP.

Assuming you live in the US (who am I kidding, of course you do), you can probably rent a room for $400~/mo including utilities. The only drawback is that you'll have to live with another human being. I lived alone once and it was amazing. If you ever get that, don't let it go.

>>9241429
400 USD is hard to come by, let alone every month.

>>9241178
Are you the guy who keeps posting holecene lyrics. Please respond.

>>9241666
"And at once I knew....

I was not magnificent."

- A Hobbit''s Tale

Yes, why?

>>9241688
Dunno I just figured it was you and wanted to know if I was right.

>>9241698
Thanks for wasting my time you ultranerd.

>>9241714
Accel World is for fat nerds

>>9241729
You're just jealous a fat nerd with a pig avatarchas more swag than you.

>>9241739
>>9241714
Wow don't tell me you're also that guy. Man you are everywhere. And it's not like you have anything better to do. I pray that your situation gets better. Remember: god works in mysterious ways :)

>>9241178
Can't you compromise with your dad? How about your promise him to call unto the Lord during each and every single instance of your daily self-stimulating activities? Tell him you feel spiritually lifted, closer to God during these moments, and that trying to force a connection to Him at a more mundane time just feels counterintuitive and wrong.

OP, your gimmicks are some of my favourites and you truly represent what shitposting should be about. Thank you for existing.

You can come live with me if you move to yurop and play mahjong with me, Frodo-kun.

>>9241845
God killed my mother with cirrhosis so he can go suck on a lemon.

>>9241982
He wouldn't understand a word of that and would probably just start beating me harder for mouthing off.

>>9241988
Your post ends with my birth year. It must be a sign.

>>9241390
only if you promise you aren't a vacuum cleaner :(

>>9241997
Not Frodo kun but i want to move out of my house and i can play mahjong. Can i go too?

Sion pls go

>>9242021

is this you

>>9242261
Sion doesn't end his sentences with a period on 4chan, so I think it's someone else.