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Does my semen count for nutrition?

Worse than a pet.
Can't even eat or wash herself.
2/10, would not babysit.

I'm a girl, btw

3) run away in terror and lock myself in the bathroom, live there untill she dies or disappears

though i would probably send her back if i could do so without any contact with her. i can't stand another human being in my room, no matter how cute.

Does talking to her remotely through a walkie talkie count as not neglecting her? Still sounds like a major hassle.

1

2.

I dont like leaving my room anyway. I have always longed for another girl to interact and share clothes.

If I choose to clean her using my tongue, would that count as neglect?

>>9237588
You'd need to lick her for 24 hours straight.

>>9237474
So I have the choice between work+expenses and food?

>>9237594
Sounds like a dream come true!

>>9237641
Then she dies

>>9237647
But she isn't being neglected, so she should live until I die.

Wait, what happens in 2 if I'm kicked out of the house I'm renting? Does she stay in that room indefinitely, haunting it until the day I die?

>>9237666
eww

I choose one BECAUSE I FUCKING RESPECT HUMAN LIFE. Man... I mean, I understand why you'd think "oh hey, free companionship," but seriously, restricting the freedom of some poor chick who just happened upon your room and has absolutely no say in the matter? Making her completely dependent on you, subverting that very thing which makes her human? Fuck. That. For my own sanity, I'm just gonna assume y'all are trolling.

>>9237674
Yes

>>9237676
She isn't human, dumbshit. What kind of human dies in 24 hours and turns your room into silent hill?

Her pussy would turn to dangling sloppy hamburger.
And I can't stand whores. In my room? Hell naw.
1

>If you neglect her for more than 24 hours she will instantly die and leave a horrid permanent rot in that room that is so bad it will never go away.

Shit this is just LIKE having a girlfriend. Just give me the fucking noodles.

2 sounds interesting and will make my life more exciting. It'll also give me motivation to become a better person as I have to support someone.

There's two things I need to know though before I accept.

1. Does she have to poop/pee?

2. Can I knock down walls and expand my room and have her be able to peruse that expanded territory or is she strictly limited by the original amount of space in my current room?

Well if it's Kaguya I guess I'd go for 2

on the other hand, I have to move soon so what about that?

>>9237676
You just kicked her out again. Contratulations, asshole, the hikki is all alone on the street in a country she doesn't know full of people who speak a language she doesn't understand. Are you happy now, you moralist?

>>9237706
You were supposed to get the fuck out to tohno.
Why are you back here after absence, anyway?
You're no better than summerfags.

>trashy cheap cup noodles
Okay, so, in my experience, "trashy cheap cup noodles" are at least sort of tasty.

So yeah, cheap cup noodles. I do not want some smelly 3DPD stanking up my studio.

2.

We'll enjoyee.

>>9237720
I am. It is the better of the two options.

(Though how can one be a hiki if one lives on the street?)

2 would be a dream come true if it didn't have the part about her dying after 24 hours.

I don't even like noodles anyway so 2.

Patchy is the hiki, Kaguya can wander outside. She frequently does when she messes with Moko

This is my dream op...
I love cup noodles!

>1 year's worth of trashy cheap cup noodles.

How retarded an you be to not choose this? Imagine all the stuff you could buy with the cash of a year worth of food.

2), then renovate my room to include all the facilities she needs

then make her work from home as a web developer and farm gold in MMOs

What if I move somewhere else? Will she die if I take her to my new place in a coffin or something?

>>9237817
You'd be dead if all you ate for an entire year, was cup noodles.

>>9237817
Can't sell, share or trade them, sorry jewski. That's the rules.

>>9237817
A magical girl would probably be worth more than a years worth of cheap ramen.

Any girls/feminine guys want to arrange this?
I'll take care, feed, house, and pay attention to you.

Sex is optional.

>>9237795
oh, and how can I forget, I'll make her write anti-mystery sound novels and release them digitally over the Internet

>>9237844
Fuck off

my dick is hard as diamonds right now

>>9237833
He means the money you'd save from not buying food for an entire year because you had those noodles.

>>9237823
Making her work from home? Jesus Chris this is fucking brilliant.

>>9237834
Where the fuck do you see she's magical?
Only her death can be somehow magical, otherwise she was only stated to be a cute hikki.

And for the Kaguyafags this doesn't have to be Kaguya, in fact it can't be Kaguya because she's immortal in the first place

>>9237861
shes a neet. making her work counts a neglect.

>>9237851
Girls being completely dependent on me is also my fetish

>>9237851
Maybe you should call a doctor for that.

I'd pick 1. As much as I would like to have company, I like occasionally leaving my house to go hiking or something and it would make me sad that she can't come with me.

Them noodles better be the spicy kind or I'm going to be mad.

>>9237876
Fuck off, you're not OP.

>>9237860
Not really, I've been eating much worse and I'm still in one piece, in fact, I think my health would improve with that diet.

>>9237876
>implying I will make her work for more than 24 hours at a time
come on, the entire basis of being work from home is that it's hardly actually work at all and there's almost no stress.

>>9237869
She doesn't age, leaves a permanent rot that will never go away, and disappears when she dies. Seems pretty magic to me. Unless we are assuming all these things are normal.

>>9237876
Make her work 23 hours out of 24 per day. It works but she'll probably start becoming unpleasant to be around. And if you're not there for every few minutes she works it will really pile up very fast and she could die at a moments notice.

@9237888
wtf is op xD

>>9237886
I eat those all the time, hella spicy though.

>>9237907
Why have the levels of irony on /jp/ spiked so high?
Did I miss something when I didn't come here for 3 days?

>>9237893
Tell that to the rotten body.

>>9237886
Trashy noodles are not your favorite noodles. They're actually the ones you hate the most.

>>9237923
Basically this pretty much.

If you like these then you have shit taste.

>>9237905
>23/24 hours a day
if the scope of the work is just sitting in front of the computer doing trial and error or writing,
and pretty much sipping a hot drink or lying on the bed anytime they feel like it, then these hours are reasonable

>>9237920
what. so she dies if she does any work? any work at all? is cleaning considered work? is taking care of herself work?

>>9237931
It states that you have to clean her.

Damn! i want to chose 2 so hard but my work shift is 7x7, i can leave her 7 days!

also, can she get pregnant?

>>9237931
Since she can't even bathe herself, yes. If she gets tired of your ramblings she might die too.

>>9237947
Giving birth is hard apparently.

Now you have two dead bodies. Good job, fuckass.

>>9237931
Fucking normalscum, always using others

>>9237929
If you want to try some really shitty noodles go with this here

>>9237931
Sure, lots of things do count as neglect, but she can take it continuously for a maximum of 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds per day before she dies. Just not being around counts as neglect so that's a huge issue. If you're around but working her ass to the bone it would count towards her neglect timer too.

>>9237941
it states that she can't go out of her room for a bath. what if there are bathing facilities inside the room?
>do whatever you want
>"I want you to clean yourself, in this room."

>>9237948
so what DOES she do that isn't considered work?
can't she even lift a utensil to feed herself?

WAIT!!!
Does she have a penis? This is kind of a dealbreaker.

>>9237947
with a baby she'll never be alone

>>9237958
>She also needs to eat and you'll need to find a way to feed her

Yes.

>>9237959
she has no genitalia.

>>9237967
>no genitalia
so she doesn't need to go to the bathroom?

>>9237947
Nope. She's not human. Sorry family man.

>>9237953
I would probably not go so far as driving her like a slave,
but getting her to work for at least a fourth of a day's time is for her own health and well-being as well, it's not neglect at all.

>>9237962
this is dumb
I bring down a good meal in front of her and she can't even eat it by herself?

>>9237967
Then she can go elsewhere. I'll take my noodles then.

>>9237970
then no thanks... it seems that only a year of cup noodles should be enough to fill the hole in my heart

>>9237978
she pisses with her asshole

So she's basically a brain dead piece of meat.

>>9237995
No. She can do things. Just not outside your room.

This has to be the most retarded offer ever, at least I can throw away the noodles without having my room stink up

>>9237990
then is a cloaca

does she lay eggs?

I never get these threads. What is the point in making these convoluted rules?

>>9237978
she does have urethra, just no vagina.
think of it as a barbie crotch with a single hole in it.

>>9238017
I am disappointing now. I was hoping to put her up in diapers and watch her shit in them.

>>9238008
Then a great option is to make your room cater to her so that she can find something to do, whether that be enlarging it, or dumping books or a kitchen showcase into it

I'd imagine her being bored to death in a room with almost nothing in it.

>>9238012
To explore all kinds of loopholes and watch OP go crazy explaining every different facet of an individual issue.

>>9238017
who cares about this
I don't want her for sex
and even if I did
she can get me off with anything but a vagina, like her feet or mouth or something
or even just erotic moaning

>>9238027
Yep that's it

Will she shit on my floor and piss in bottles? Where does she get the bottles?

the definition of 'work' and 'neglect' are not clear at all, so any semblance of there being any actual rules is kind of weak

'making someone work' does not count as 'neglect' because if you let them stay in bed all day every day, they become a vegetable.

>>9238064
and letting them become a vegetable is 'neglect'

>>9238014
yes, she lay eggs

>>9238064
thats what we call ``taking it easy'', asscaptain

>>9238054

She uses your mouth.

>>9238076
you can actually do 'minimal amounts of work' and still 'take it easy'

staying in bed all day every day isn't 'taking it easy', it's 'boring yourself to death'

>>9238089
Get a load of this cumcommander

He thinks work is necessary.

>>9238094
accomplishment makes you feel good and fulfilled, and to deny someone that feeling is 'neglect'

>>9238089
No.

Taking it easy means minimal amounts of play and plenty of sleep. No work at all.

>>9238101
that's 'sleeping all the time'

How can this be a hikki if she can suffer this dependency of and closeness to another human being?

>>9238070
Can she eat them?
Would she require additional nourishment?

>>9238138
Hikkis are dependent.

>>9238094
Why do you think so many unemployed people develop a depressive disorder?

>>9237474

No I have shit to do. Plus, no vagina means it is useless. Even with a vagina, it would mean never being able to go on vacation ever again.

>>9238149
Yeah, and they hate that. You think she'd like being dependent of somebody she doesn't even know?

>>9238166
Because they're consumer whores with no income?

>>9238174
>and they hate that

[citation needed]

>>9238175
because they feel useless and guilty for not doing any work and not having any money while everyone else is and does

letting someone feel that if it can actually be helped is 'neglect'

>>9238098
Accomplishment means different things to different people.

>>9238184
So they're consumer whores with no income.

>>9238192
ok, so somehow some people actually find accomplishment negative?

>>9238194
yea

>>9238180
>[citation needed]
But you already cited me!

>>9238209
who are you citing

>>9238212
I don't know. He was anonymous!

>>9238214

>>9238203
Take a look at this fucking normal

>>9238203
We are talking about a hikki here, not the average fellow that pops a boner over having a 9 to 5 job.

An accomplishment for the hikki is avoid everything that the average person considers an accomplishment. Things like finding a job, winning at sports, and having a threesome mean nothing to them.

>>9238240
You need to take a crash course in psychology.

>>9238240
what

so that makes them feel good and not depressed?

and this is the hikki in the OP?

I'd rather actually get a doll than get something like her in that case

>>9238246
New face of /jp/ here folks

>>9238184
so you don't know what the actual meaning of disease is

>>9238246
Dunno man, it probably depends person to person. Some like being that way more than others. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

>>9238260
okay

send her packing. and might as well let her take the noodles with her

>>9238254

That's alright. The more dolls they collect, 1) the more real women are out there and 2) the less likely they are to pass on their fagtarded genes.

I, for one, welcome my new hikki overlord. Reisen would have so much fun with her...

>>9238203
get out normalfag

>>9238240
>avoid everything that the average person considers
you make it sound extremely hipsterish.
I hope you realize what you are doing.

Money is valued only for the purchasing power it brings? I thought its main function was to be a measure of appreciation.

>>9238290
Yeah, I could have phrased it better but I couldn't think of a less pretentious way to put it.

>>9238292

Rewind about 2000 years and you'd be right. Fast-forward to present day, you're dead wrong.

>>9238309
Why? Practically everything I've seen supports that idea.

I think you people should read Welcome to the HNK! (the novel of course).
Option 1 is tempting, but I'll go with 2. I always wanted to get a pet and this seem to be a better choice than a cat. Too bad that she doesn't come with a vagina and doesn't have cat ears or some shit like that

I'd go with 1, then throw away all the ramen.

There's no point in taking care of her, if she has nothing to offer at all, aside just being cute. Plus, I'm a Hikki myself, and would end up getting pissed off having someone around me like that.

>>9238290
It is, by its very nature, hipsterish.
The hipster reinforces his weak self-esteem by becoming "the expert" in a certain subject. He is right, everybody else is wrong. That's why he stereotypically will stop listening to a music band when they become too popular.
This "I want to be unemployed" is basically the same thing, self-hypnosis into positive thinking, to ensure that the helplessness to change one's fate won't bring about crushing despair, combined with elitism and several other coping technologies, for example the "learned helplessness".

(of course, I say all this without any degree to my name, so feel free to prove me wrong)

>>9238377
it's logical enough.

but you can't truly say hipsters are doing the optimal thing all the time though.

>>9238358
Is the light novel vastly different from the manga?
I mean i've enjoyed the anime and manga a lot

2

Then bullyfuck her every day.

>>9238381
>optimal
Coping with a problem is never optimized. It does not get rid of the problem, and it often brings about new ones, just like limping after a leg injury can permanently hurt your body all the way up to your neck.

>>9238354

Most of what you've seen must be a lie. Why would a company pay anyone out of appreciation? If they could get away with forcing you to do shit for free (which they try to do anyway through secret unpaid "mandatory" labor), then most businesses would. Not all, but most.

The most you could argue in favor of your point is when you help a friend out with something and they pay you $20 or something because they appreciated the help. It's a fair point, but when you look at what society thinks of money as a whole, you realize very quickly that people only value the purchasing power it brings. Hence "gold diggers" and such.

>>9238386
About half of the manga is complete bullshit "original content", haven't watched the anime so I can't say.
It would seem that the original ending of the novel was too depressing for the general public, or so the editors thought. Anyways, if you want to know how a hikki truly lives his life, read the novel.

>>9238399
>Why would a company pay anyone out of appreciation?
They appreciate the work he does by paying him.
>It's a fair point, but when you look at what society thinks of money as a whole, you realize very quickly that people only value the purchasing power it brings. Hence "gold diggers" and such.
What about people who live and work for long-term goals? They are the majority. Society as a whole values stability and consensus.

>>9237749
It's pretty flattering that you've got such a mad-on for me. If I can help you come to terms with your sexuality in any way, just let me know.

But I won't suck your cock, dude. So stop asking.

>>9238495
whatever you say, faggot.
No way would I look at you even if I wasn't gay.

>>9238512
>No way would I look at you even if I wasn't gay.

wwww

>>9238479

Too idealistic, dood. I used to think that way too, optimistically and all, and then I took a good hard look at the world and removed the rose-tinted frames for a bit.

In case you didn't recognize, the division of wealth in the US specifically (but in other parts of the world as well) points to the fact that companies care more about how much profit they bring in. Things like employment recycling and threatening peoples' jobs because "they're replaceable" is not appreciation, and are very real situations - I was victim to both personally and it's completely demoralizing if you're sensitive to that sort of thing (like I am).

Society in general doesn't look too far past next month. Individuals may work towards a long-term goal, but those individuals are generally a /minority/ seeing as most people are struggling to survive month-to-month. Sure, realistically they prefer stability, but most people dream about being rich so they can also afford all the things they want. It goes beyond the need for stability and into greed. It's clearly evident in everything we're led to believe. What's the first thing most people would do with lottery money that they won? Buy an expensive house, a dream car...they'd squander it after "retiring".

tl;dr - companies don't appreciate anything but profit and the #1 long-term goal for most people is "survive" because that's what they're struggling to do month-to-month.

>>9238246
burpandshit pls go