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9235475 No.9235475 [Reply] [Original]

Over here stranger. Got somethin that might interest ya.

>> No.9235483

Do you have a drug that cures autism?

>> No.9235496
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Sure, whatever

I can only get better from here

>> No.9235512
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>>9235483
Got a selection of good things on sale.

>> No.9235521 [SPOILER] 
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Sometimes chemicals and medicines are useful.

>> No.9235528

Why did that asshole sell rocket launchers but no fucking ammunition? I don't need a bigger gun I just need some bullets! I can't fight those plagas with my knife!
Fucking merchant.

>> No.9235527
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Best hag

>> No.9235538
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>>9235527
That's not very nice Anonymous-kun.

Then again neither are the myriad of extremely lewd things I'd do to Eirin.

>> No.9235546

>>9235475
I love you Eirin you are my favorite Touhou.

>> No.9235549
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>>9235528
You didn't do a playthrough with just an unupgraded handgun and a knife? Loser.

>> No.9235550

>>9235475
I wish to one day be as good a scientist as you and create my own hourai elixir, Eirin. You're my inspiration.

>> No.9235555

>>9235527
You have pretty feet Eirin

>> No.9235557

>>9235528
its called budgeting your supplies.
get a head shot or knee shot
knock them down
knife or headshots

also flash grenades kill plagas

RE4 was the easiest on the player as far as item conservation

>> No.9235580

But I already have a penis.

>> No.9235583

>>9235580
But you don't have the body and the genitals of a little girl.

>> No.9235587

"This right here is super-viagra, so we can fuck like animals for hours" -Eirin

>> No.9235596

Can't wait for 6

>> No.9235602

>>9235587
Hours? Sorry Eirin but my bum can't take that much abuse. I plan on being able to stand up tomorrow.

>> No.9235608

that feel when your favourite touhou only gets attention from perverts

>> No.9235614

>>9235602
>bum

>> No.9235627

>>9235602
I'm sure there's a drug to help you with that too.

>> No.9235641

>>9235602
I'm sure she have some good painkillers.

>> No.9235651
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>>9235587
Shut the fuck up, who needs drugs when you have Eirin body!?

>> No.9235676

>>9235651
It's for you.

>> No.9235720
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Imagine the hours of fun

>> No.9235731
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>> No.9235762
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Oh my Anonymous-san..
It would seem you are in need of a injection~

>> No.9235788

>>9235762
If it's with you Eirin, I don't mind.

>> No.9235806

>>9235762
But that's a pill. You can't inject with a pill.

>> No.9235816

>>9235762
>10 years later
"Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license"

>> No.9235828

Eirin is the most beautiful toho

>> No.9235831

>>9235762
INJECT MY ASS
INJECT MY ASS WITH YOUR COOOOOOOOOOCK!!!

>> No.9235833

>>9235762
I thought the same about you.

>> No.9235835

>>9235828
Except Kaguya is, canonically. Eirin comes pretty close though.

>> No.9235837

>>9235833
*unzips*

>> No.9235859
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>>9235835
Eirin is most beautiful IN ZUN art

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>>9235806
I'll show you pills

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>> No.9236026
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>>9235982
Thats just mean. Imagine the burn.

>> No.9236049
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DOCTOR, DOCTOR
GIMME THE NEWS
I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF LOVIN' YOU
NO PILL'S GONNA CURE MY ILL
I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF LOVIN' YOU!!!

>> No.9236057

I'd rest my head on Eirin's chest as she sings me lullabies

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>>9236057
I'd prefer to be her sexual abuse victim

>> No.9236116

>>9236110
I want her to test out her feminizing drugs on me.

>> No.9236153
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>>9236116
So you want to be a little girl Anon? lets start with making you moan in pleasure like a little girl!

>> No.9236156

>>9236153
GROSS.

>> No.9236160

>>9236153

No! I just want to be a little girl so I look cute!

>> No.9236162

>>9236153
Y-you have a drug for that?

>> No.9236175
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>>9236153
I want to be a real girl not an fucking abomination.
No thanks moron.

>> No.9236177

>>9236153
Downloaded that just before it got deleted.

>> No.9236179

Do you have a drug against Nazi janitors?

>> No.9236183

>>9236175
*a

>> No.9236185
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>>9236177
I just realized that Eirin is the only Touhou I have a "Futa" subfolder for.

Oh Eirin....

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>>9236103
wwww

>> No.9236192
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>>9236162
She has a drug for everything, all you have to do is suck it out.
You can trust Eirin, she would never lie. Now start slurping anon.

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>>9236192
You lie

>> No.9236200

>>9236197
Who cares? It looks delicious anyway!

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>>9236200
I do, because I cry for it.
Every night

>> No.9236224

>>9236207
I could make you my little girl. You don't need to change completely and you'll still get the same results.

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>>9236153
WELL, THAT's...uhhhmmm.

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>>9236224
I dont need you.

>> No.9236241

>>9236192
I don't mind slurping a little, I just don't see how it's going to have much effect.

>> No.9236258

>>9236237
Your mouth says no but your body is more honest!

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>>9236241
Shhh, dont worry about the details and just slurp. Trust me.
You will become the little girl.

>> No.9236270
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>>9236258
We both know thats not true.
And you re just making it worse.

>> No.9236287

>>9236270
See >>9236258

>> No.9236300
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>>9236287
n-not true...!

>> No.9236303

>>9236300
Please read >>9236258

>> No.9236313
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>>9236303
s-stop...

>> No.9236321

>>9235475
man by end-game I had so much shit. The final boss was cake with all those grenades.

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>>9236313
Now now, we both know you don't want me to stop!

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>>9236326
...

>> No.9236351

Don't do it, anon.

>> No.9236356
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we really should get back on track

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>>9236338
That's a good girl! I think I'll stop now. Unless, of course... If you want me to keep on going.

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>>9236358
Im as much of a girl than a fly is a dog.

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>>9236387
You're a girl now. I made you a girl. My girl.

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>>9236396
You re just making the pain grow stronger.
Thank you for the kind words, but they are empty. I need some sleep.
*hugs*

>> No.9236418

>>9236414
Christ, anon. Why do you want to be a girl so much? The novelty would wear out the moment you had your first period. Believe me.

>> No.9236424

>>9236418
whatever you say

>> No.9236425

>>9236418
grass always greener on the other side etc

he should be wanting to be the little girl instead. prepubescent, so no periods, and all the cute clothes he wants to wear.

>> No.9236433

>>9236425
I like you.

>> No.9236442

>>9236425
I should request a Suwako pic with feel good man face. Can you imagine the greatness of living for eternity in little girl form without worrying for periods ? Damn good.

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>>9236442
Suwako is the Goddess of fertility and the only Touhou to canon have a child.
Of course she fucking has periods.

>> No.9236487

>>9236478
or had. wasn't there something about her changing her form from adult to kid to conserve energy?

>> No.9236491

>>9236478
No she doesn't. Canon states the human was born from her frog slime entering a woman's womb.

>> No.9236500

>>9236491
Cite that shit.

>> No.9236520

>>9236500
>the human was born from Suwako's frog slime, which entered a woman's womb who bathed in lake Suwa

>> No.9236527

>>9236478
A god's body doesn't work the same way as a human's. She probably can opt out of having periods or made her descendance through immaculate ocnception.

>> No.9236532

>>9236520
That's not how you cite, you dummy.

>> No.9236542
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>>9236520
So Sanae is a mangrel descendant of a bastard child? And has her lineage taken in by Suwako, and even has a family tree plasted on the wall?
What is that shit?

>> No.9236545

>>9236542
>mongrel
goddamn capcha making me typo

>> No.9236554

>>9236542
>>9236545
TiNP states the woman getting pregnant was a reward from Suwako for the girl's family's devotion to her.

>> No.9236567

>>9236554
what is TiNP? First time reding that acronym.

>> No.9236841

Eirin gives me too many boners.

>> No.9236858

Suwako guy playing around and using random acronyms is hilarious. GJ dude.

>>9236567
Touhou is Not Porn

>> No.9236925

TiNPo

>> No.9236941

>>9235835
>Kaguya is, canonically
No she's not faggot stop posting that every where deal with the NEET shit

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