/jp/ - Otaku Culture

There is something strange about her. Shes to completely unfeminine but shes not a tomboy. I kinda forget shes a girl. Which makes her even more arousing when I remember she is.

Now that you made me look at that too closely, the rolling chair on the pergo is going to bug the shit out of me

>>9231950

She's this stupid fucking conglomerate of 'otaku' stereotypes, and she doesn't have any of the drawbacks. I totally wish she was real though.

After you clean my room, you can clean me

I cleaned up my room about a month ago and it hasn't really changed that much since. Thank you for reminding me to put the trash out though.

>>9231963
But she's canonically ugly.

>>9231964
But she's more likely to clean your room instead

>>9231963
I think it would be nice to have casual sex with her. Every now and then dress up as anime characters.

>>9231971

She is still mai Waifu!

>>9231971

She is rendered in an aesthetically pleasing way.

It's pretty much 3 AM it's a bit late for cleaning.

>>9231983

Prime time for pudding production, though.

I clean my house a few times a week.
All that evil dust..Why does it have to keep coming back! j-just go away and leave my stuff alone dust-kun!

>>9231998
>few times a week

Woah that's a lot of dust. It takes weeks for it to pile up noticeably for me.

I have a trash bag under my desk I meant to take out tonight by I don't feel like leaving my chair.

>>9232005
I know! its like the place is haunted by dust.
But to be fair i do kinda enjoy cleaning my house.

No I will not clean up my room because I'm a filthy pig and I'm too depressed to care.

>>9231937
i don't have a room.

>>9232064

>>Area

cleaning...

My room IS clean. I'm not like one of those trashbag packed hikki neet otaku scumbags who have dirty rooms.

My room is sterile and devoid of any personal paraphernalia. There's no fumos, no figurines, silly posters, no decorations, nothing unnecessary. Just a table, bed, electric fan, hand vacuum, garbage bin and computer with 1 hamper which contains all my clothes.

>>9232095
Do it properly!

>>9232130

Im getting behind my book cases

>>9231937
What kind of freak keyboard is that

>>9232148
Japanese keyboard baka gaijin

>>9232127

same here

Why is Konata athletic if she doesn't exercise and just plays MMOs all day?

>>9232158
``perfect otaku'' mary sue shit

>>9232148
A poorly drawn keyboard.

>>9232158
...she's actually athlethic? like, in canon? i don't remember that.

>>9232176

She imagines life as a video game in order to win the school race.

I cleaned the FUCK out of my room today

Now it's fit for a NEET

Fuck off. Dont fucking mess with konata.


If it werent for my waifu I would totally eat out her stinky vagina and rim her crust asshole and lick her sweaty feet.

>>9232234

>werent

First week?

>>9232275
what the fuck are you talking about? first week has nothign to do with you guys shit kicking konata everywhere when she doe soto deserve it. she only thing she diserves is delicious hot dirty stinky sweaty sex and videogames qand food anf computer games and anime and manga and VN

fuck off

>>9232158
There actually may be some amount of sense to be made out of that, for me at least.
Despite being the least healthy person In my gym class, and having no stamina. I ended up carrying the team in most activities, solely because everybody else was too busy trying to look cool and uninterested for the opposite sex.
Also for some reason I can sprint stupid fast, but not for long. Any who sometimes it is just genetics.