/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's with the spanish?
go make a taco or something, get out of /jp/

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What ya gwan about now mon? I hail from uh the ruff street a kingston. I n i graduate wit me associates degree in a Jamacian street warefare. I shoot ya funnyman up erday. I killem 300 men yahur me? Mi ah train ina da ruffest ghetto ya hur bout. I n i top trigga man inna Jamacian Defence Force. Ya na-ting to me rass but anadda battyboy, Yaher mi now bumbaclot? I n i ma gwan n wipe you pathetic ass off da face a da earth. Jinnal ! Ya hur mi? Ya tink ya can getaway wit saying that shit ta mi ova da intanet? Cho! Ya tink again bowkyat! Right now mi bruddahs n sistas ah trace ya I.P all over Jamacia n Ya prepare fir da whar biatch ! Battery a gwan n wipe ya ass out existence. Ya miserable ass ah fucking dead now mon. Ifin ya funnyman only knew whatchya lips ah say, yudda kept ya rahtid mout shut. butchya couldnt, ya didnt anna now ya ah gwann n pay da price tekka. Mi ah shit fury all ova ya renk n ah ya drown init. Ya fuckin dead mon.

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Damn straight.

Why is poor René associated with dick?

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Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong board and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH.

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This is why.

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>Fuck this ass hard for Obama

Jambo /jp/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo.

I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on my tablet, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS).

I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth!

I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

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>I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

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nice samefagging

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>sage

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NSJ, please save us

I don't understand this thread

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The hibbity bibbity part made me laugh.

But then I felt bad because I like brown animus

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> I like brown animus

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>jackie chan horrified.jpg

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>sage

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>not sage-ing this shitty thread

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Using quote function incorrectly.

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who are you quoting xDDDDDD