/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just flash your dick.

Just ask him if he likes a hobby similar to yours, like "Do you like to play video games? I like to play shoot-em-ups such as the CAVE games, etc.". I think that would be a good way to get closer to him. But many will say I'm wrong and tell you to ask if he's homu here.

Do you have a waifu, OP?

Secret question: Do you browse /jp/?
Secret answer: Yes.

Hey there sperglordhomo2000! I came here to ask you to suck my cock, dude.
*whips it out*

Q:which touhou would you fuck?
A:whaaat? (he does not browse /jp/)
or
A: (A twinkle in his eye as his heart races, then manages to run away from you)

>>9225163
There's no way to do it subtly. Any true /jp/er would swear he is not from here. Hiding one's powerlevel is the true path. Besides, things would only get awkward between both of you, that with the whole thing about /jp/ loving dicks. You'd both suspect of each other being avid posters in cock sucking threads. I stronlgy advise you to keep that suspicion to yourself and forget about it.

Just talk about something that happens on /jp/. If you need help with that, then fuck.

Do you have a phone with music playing capabilities/mp3 player with inbuilt speakers?

Here's what you can do:

Put the /jp/ theme song on your phone

Play it while you're together with the person you want to check

Pretend to "accidentally" disconnect the headphones

Fumble with your phone long enough for the song to be clearly recognizable before reconnecting the headphones/turning the music off

If he's from /jp/ he'll surely make a post on /jp/ later because there's no way in hell he'll confront you about it in real life.

???

Profit.

Whch2hufuq ?

>>9225197
>>9225197

Just shut the fuck up please...

If someone actually knew what /jp/ was, why would you be embarrassed to admit you browse it to them?

What leads you to believe he's from around here?

Also
>I don't care enough to where I'd be devastated if it backfired, but I still don't want to come straight out and ask.

You don't care, yet you make a thread about it. You don't care about the result but you care about it's execution. You're worse than a coward. You're a coward who's too affraid to even admit he's a coward.

>>9225212
Somebody who doesn't know what /jp/ is wouldn't care, it would just be some place on the internet he doesn't visit. Someone who does browse /jp/ would know that it's a shithole overflowing with autistic retards.

Why does it matter? I thought /jp/ was above interacting with people.

>>9225218
what if it's a /v/ regular he asks ?

"ｗ２ふｆｑ"

>>9225212
Let me guess: you spent your teenage years flaunting about your love for all things Japanese.

Wait for her to say something remotely funny, then go 'whata fuck man [etc.].

>>9225226
/e/p/i/c/ troll /b/rot

>>9225231
I guess that's a yes.

wh2hufq?

If you're wondering /jp/, it's a girl.

>>9225233
How is that /jp/-indentifying?

OP, I'd go with "Which touhou would you fuck?". But only if that person is a cool guy, of course.

>>9225252
I'm that person.
Never talk to me again shitposter.
If I would have known this side of you before I would have never become your friend in the first place

I highly doubt that. What are the chances of running into someone who browses /jp/ when only around 50 people actually post here?

ask them "2:00am is the most exciting time of the day isn't it?"

>>9225248
How about talking about Melty Blood? Surely a /jp/sie would know.

>>9225252


That changes everything then! You know what to do.

>>9225260
This. This is perfect. Thank you.

Say you hate NSJ, that's the easiest way. If they don't know who that is then they aren't from /jp/

>>9225268


this is perfect. The 2:00am thing sounds like a rape question.

Who gives a shit.

>>9225259
I'm sure there's more than 50 posters. Question is how many lurkers there are.

Do you live in the same asylum or something?

>>9225268
>>9225274
There are lots of people who enjoy the presence of a janitor to clean up the trash from this board. You guys are the vocal minority from /a/b/v/ who come here to shitpost and then get mad when your shit is deleted.

>>9225163
>I don't care enough to where I'd be devastated if it backfired

Then why the fuck are you posting this? Fuck off with your blogshit.

>>9225281

Stay in your pigpen nerd. Do you know how many touhou threads and other shit I have hidden on page 1? This thread, the phantasy star thread, and the one with fear are the only ones I left alone.

>>9225290
>nerd

Stopped reading right there. If you want your post taken seriously, don't type like an idiot.

matryoshka pls go

>>9225299
Please stop being such a literal autist.

congrats on the marriage