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Quite frankly that sounds like the worst thing in the world.

>>9219198
No

Thats slavery not a job.

>>9219198
>job
No.

How about I kick Youmu's ass and then jam my p0n0s into her butt.

To be with Youmu and possibly Yuyuko, I'll definitely accept it.

I don't like dead people so no

I'd rather be a chef

But while off the clock it sounds shitty to just sit around not doing anything, that would only be worth it if Yukari could get us internet.

>>9219248
congrats on the shitpost.

isn't it basically slavery?

>>9219269
Well those are some of the worst conditions ever. Youmu needs to be taught a lesson.

YES

as long as I could obtain near immortality and she became my devoted, loving, faithful waifu.

Do I get food? What about a bed? Personal space? Will I have to share living space with Youmu?

>>9219288
No on cares about workers rights for ghosts.

>>9219198
/v/ told me that she can partially touch my dick

can I have sex with her? if yes that's a great deal

>NEET life
what do you think i am? a stain on society?
also if by working for free means that they supply my food and shelter, then fine

>>9219316
Do I get food?
>Yes
What about a bed?
>Yes
Personal space?
>Yes
Will I have to share living space with Youmu?
>No

Would Youmu pay attention to me? I fine with slavery if someone acknowledges my existence.

>>9219367
Nope Youmu plans to hire hundreds of illegal immigrant assistant gardeners.

I'd only give up my NEEThood for a journalist assistant job with Hatate, I'd give her all my bakkoi.

Perhaps. I've always wanted to get into gardening but haven't been able to as there's no garden here.

YESSSッッッ！！！

How is it a job if I don't get anything in return for my services?

And I'm not counting the possibility of being killed by Yuyuko and becoming a ghost as receiving something in return.

>>9219198
No, fuck you. I'd rather go to moriya and give my faith to Sanae.

>>9219376
Thank you.

>>9219391
Hatate doesn't have the need for an assistant

Try applying as a production assistant, the issues of Kakashi Spirit News in SoPM look like they could use some sprucing up

>>9219417
Why not give it to Kanako? She might give you some actual powers in return since you went there personally.

Must be rough getting into the gensokyo job market

>>9219427
I have plans for all 3 of them.

Will I be dead?
Can the conditions be changed?
Am I a youkai?

>>9219337
Is the food handmade by Youmu?

>>9219198
Only If I put muh dick in youmu on regular basis.

Yes, then I would drug and rape Youmu and finally escape to Moriya where I can take it easy.

>>9219419
I want to go interviewing the 2hues while Hatate can either stay at the office using spirit photography or follow me around. The exercise from getting up and down the mountain would make me ripped in weeks.

>>9219472
The Moriya Shrine does not welcome rapists.

As nice as that sounds, probably no because I would like to be able to go outside if I want to.

If I eventually get granted leaving privileges after a while then sure, why not?

>>9219509
But a ghost is dead and it's not rape if they are dead...

>>9219509
C'mon, I'll bring cookies.

>>9219520
That doesn't matter, she is trying to exploit me, I have all the right in the world to violate every orifice of her body to impart justice.

>>9219337
>Will I have to share living space with Youmu?
>No
CAN I though?

>>9219429
Source? Pretty please.

>>9219644

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>>9219316
Your payment will consist in unlimited chances of sniffing Yuyu's and Youmu's used underwear when they're not looking.

And depending on your stalking abilities you could get to catch wonderful glimpses of paradise.

Good enough for me.

What did an assistant gardener do anyway?

Does Hakugyokurou have a library?

>>9220112
The work

>>9219639
>CAN I though?
If you think you can convince her.
>>9220121
>Does Hakugyokurou have a library?
Yes.

>>9220131
Oh. sounds tiring.

I was thinking of entertaining Yuyuko-sama who sat on the garden while Youmu is doing her work

>>9219198
I would gladly be the slave of Youmu and Yuyuko if I got to speak to them reguarly, and if
>>9219732
is possible.

Can estoy be the turf-guardian to protect it from other turf-seeking Mehicanos? That is my specialty, mang. I have protected many turf in my life, it is not a problemo.

Where's the catch?

>>9220196
see
>>9219198

>>9220202
That didn't answer my question.

Do I get internet? Can I update my computer's hardware every so often? Will Youmu rescue me if Yukari gets bored and kidnaps me (or at least get Yuyuko to pester her about it)?

Why is Youmu so abusable?

>>9220347
I wouldn't abuse someone who carries around giant swords.

>>9220380
I carry around a giant sword if-ans you know what I mean.