/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When we are going to make an official list of /jp/'s touhous?

ZUN can draw better than me. I would commit sudoku but it's too much work.

>>9213281
Because official is for faggots

Why couldn't you wait till next month

>>9213281
we should have a wiki

In loving memory of D-aura

>>9213346
wot 2 call

i like 1d4chan for /tg its clever

>>9213281
>>9213346
Because it would ruin everything.

>>9213365
Cool.

Adding to ADTRWiki just to piss you off.

She needs hairstyle now, niggers.

>>9213370
I don't know what that is.

>>9213373
Cocks

>>9213373
I love that all you did was make a basic person, but you were compelled to add the vagina first.

>>9213373
segway wheels like the new pokemon female protagonist

>>9213373
kyubey hair

Reposting the last year 2hus

>>9213373
We're going to make /jp/ history here guys!

>>9213396
Is that a fairly odd parents fairy in the bottom left corner?

>>9213373
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHE NEEDS A HAT, STAT

>>9213393
what

>>9213410
don't you see it anon

>>9213396
/r/ing porn on these characters

>>9213373
Green tomboy hair

>>9213423
I just happened to have made some a few nights ago!

Went with Kyubey hair

>>9213392
I can go with a dick and balls next time if you want

now she needs powers and a fitting dress.

Reposting glorious Tesla-sama

>>9213450
control over farts plus a cheap lighter

>>9213450
magnetism/poles
might be interesting... not the best at coming up with these things

>>9213450
What compelled you to add procreation parts before hair or clothes?

>>9213450
they're called twintails
transparent raincoat

>>9213450
The power to shitpost on /jp/, without getting banned.

>>9213450
Hypnosis

and a beauty white dress

>>9213450
Giant scissors for hands.

>>9213450
Why did you ignore me? >>9213391
I thought /jp/ would make this together at least make her hair cock shaped

>>9213373

she needs to cover up

>>9213472
like this?

>>9213463
I was watching fisting videos.

>>9213549
not enough frills
needs a hat too

As per anon's suggestion I gave her a hat.

>>9213557
What kind of hat?

>>9213573
a fedora
because that's hip
and totally fitting

a bandanna

>>9213573
something like this

>>9213573
If she's some hypnotist maybe a night cap-esque thing?

Also, is she a human or youkai or what. At the moment I can't think of one that's known for hypnotism (not that I really know of a lot of youkai).

>>9213588
big or small? by the way using the trip just for the sake of this thread, you wont see it outside of it.

>>9213596
a size that doesn't looks strange with her ears/twintails

Wow what a tryhard

>>9213607
gelatinous

>>9213620
And of course the picture.

>>9213589
Now that i remember someone suggested that we should define her abilities before designing the outfit, failed to follow his advice. we could've totally used that but if we get to make another characterr in this thread we'll do it right.

>>9213601
here, what else do we need now?

>>9213619
Go back to the draw threads in /v/ fisting

---OC, DO NOT STEAL!!!--

So, what do you think of my newest creation /jp/?

---OC, DO NOT STEAL!!!---

>>9213624
dunno
I'm bad with accessories

Is she kawaii?

>>9213451
How would Tesla-sama be incorporated into the Touhout storyline?

>>9213652
Competing with the nuclear reactor gang

>>9213639
Do you even have the rights to use that hat image?

>>9213663
I'm the founder and CEO of the Royal Air Force. I personally took that photo myself.

>>9213672
Do you know my uncle?

>>9213679
Yes, he was a great guy

>>9213638
How about a parasol with a spiral on top?

>>9213685
hory shit dude
where's the ribbons?

>>9213652
If she's a princess, queen, king, whatever
she would probably have a castle and an army
what about she tries to colonize all over gensokyo?

>>9213685
The parasol needs to be a gun. Also add a badass looking scar over one of the eyes.

>>9213685
Where are the sausage fingers, the fat face, the big bug eyes, the crooked off centered smile, the noodle tube limbs and body?

>>9213685
not original enough

>>9213696
the flaws will be ironed out with a little help from my friends once we have everything, like the last time we did this

somebody please draw a muslim 2hu

>>9213685
wait
what's her hability again? If it's hypnosis, she can spin the parasol to hypnosis the others

>>9213685
Maybe an over sized spoon? Or a leaf umbrella. I dunno. Maybe some type of fruit hair-clip would also look nice.

>>9213715
.....that's actually looks interesting

here is my own original Touhou what do you think

>>9213758
Why are her thighs so fat

>>9213758
looks like a slut
I like drawing sluts, don't you you filthy nigger

actually this is not so bad

when are we gonna get brown tohos

>>9213774
>1339427818627.jpg
No kidding

>>9213758
It's hard to belive someone in /jp/ made that

>>9213768
Never you have tons of other shit to get your fix on that.

>>9213768
Niggers aren't allowed in gensokyo
And brown people are half niggers

>>9213730
/jp/ should make a touhou game. I went something to happen with our creations.

>>9213778
But they came from asia

>>9213767
Shame on you anon for getting fooled like this

>>9213730
So.... are you coloring her or what?

>>9213767

all you had to do was click the damn iqdb cj

>>9213730
Why this awkward thing between brown and blonde? Make it a nice darker color.

Now she looks like Miku, is it fine or should we fix it?

>>9213829
she's so damn cute
can I save her now or wait for some upgrade?

>>9213829
Put a lowercase n thing on her hair

>>9213829
Looks kind of like a robot.

how would you feel about middle eastern tohos jaypee

>>9213846
Boooooooooo! Booooo!

>>9213846
but we already have Parsee

>>9213829
Dress(?) could use more red IMO.

>>9213715
Would she have angels in her faction

>>9213857
Mizuhashi isn't a very sandy name

>>9213841
like this?

>>9213839
Design may change a bit depending on what people suggest.

name: Vegana princess of the planet Starlight Age: 5412 years old Localization: Gensokyo
ability: She can learn any skill from anyone once she see it, immortality and superspeed that can solve a rubik cube in 2 minutes, inside her sleeps the universal gem,
THe father of Vegana, king Dark Blackhole was fighting with Dragon God of Gensokyo a cosmic battle to save plane Starlight, the battle was even but king Dark Blackhole had the advantage of being the king of the most powerful and advanced civilization in the universe so he got backup and defeated Dragon, but Dragon with the help of Yukari and Yorihime delivered a poisonous blow to king Dark Blackhole and poisoned his heart, because he was the king the planet starlight was linked to him and it began to wither, before his death and everyone else in the planet king Dark Blackhole saved her daughter and sent her to earth so she could have a happy life, king Dark Blackhole introduced the universal gem inside her, it contains the will of every Starlightian and the secret of their power, with the most powerful weapon ever inside her she was sent to earth were Brigash, the dark disciple of God Dragon found her and raised Vegana as his disciple, when she was 16 years old she found Brigash was evil and decided to kill him, she won the fight but in his last breath Brigash told her that root of his evil was the poisonous seeds inside the 6 most powerful girls in touhou and Dragon.

>>9213937
Vegana promised to destroy them to bring happiness to the world but before she could do anything Yukari gaped her in a time prison of super accelerated aging where she's been locked until some time ago when she escaped, all that time left a scar in her mind and made her develop a second personality which is bisexual, she forces that personality to stay inside but she know it is full of potential and must learn to control it to obtain bigger powers to destroy the seeds, also the universal gem inside her is starting to open liberating waves of energy she can not control but she tries, she heads to destroy the first seed now with her powers ready to destroy enemies in her path.

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>>9213937
This is the shit I want from /jp/
gay stuff like this >>9213846>>9213875 doesn't make me FEEL

>>9213862
>>9213715

This was so mixed I couldn't resist

>had a folder full of jp touhous
>computer broke
>lost it all

Welp time to start again.

2 shy 2 post my 2hu, plis giv drawing tipz

>>9213982
TESLA=GOD

>>9213768
i might draw a brown toho

fuck yeah it's a good idea

>>9214023
1.remove your clothes
2. come here

>>9214029
Why does everyone love her so much?

>>9213982
Would she have some Kabbalah symbolism in her danmaku?

>>9214043
Stop putting symbolism and hidden messages into everything you satanic bastard.

>>9214049
2hu is symbolic

>>9214054
I only fap to 2hu.

>>9214062
lewd

>>9214062

How do you draw good?

maybe something like dis

I lack imagination

>>9214095
Wow, nice Tesla depiction.

>>9214102
tesla was a fag

gb2 complaining about funnyjunk sueing the oatmeal

then gb2 reddit

fag

>>9213982
Would Metatron be the EX boss?

>>9214095
looks like patchouli

>>9214102
thanks man

im color blind would u mind coloring it

>>9214109
Wow how did you know I'm a redditor? That lawsuit was funny as fuck. He sent the lawyer a picture of his ugly mom, hahahaha! He just wants to make "comics" he says. Ha!

next touhou villain is poortouhou

>>9214204
that's adorable.

>>9214204
Po' hou

Girl with flails for arms and a sword for a leg?
Girl with flails for arms and a sword for a leg.

>>9214391
Give her a rocketboot and we have a deal.

>>9213846
Give us a Babylonian touhou please

I worked so many months but it is finished

>>9214396

What makes you think that her other boot isn't actually a rocket one?

>>9214400

Oh God. What manner of eldritch abomination is that?

does this look enough like a touhou

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>>9214680
these look like shit. learn from these masters.
>>9214400
>>9213340
>>9213937

>>9213875
She looks incredibly similar to that Alpha-Omega 2hu you did the other day. You shouldn't be afraid to use more vibrant colors.

>>9215095
NEON. Do neon. Living glow stick. Giant speakers for accessories.

>>9215095
>She looks incredibly similar to that Alpha-Omega 2hu you did the other day.
She sure does, now i dont want to sound like i'm throwing blame on others but the suggestions from people were rather vague, though ultimately i'm responsible for not comming up with something original to compensate.

>You shouldn't be afraid to use more vibrant colors.
I was fisted by vibrant colors as a kid so i'm not very fond of them but I'm always open to suggestions.

>>9213774
She's from a better game than Touhou

Water wingies? Naw dog, dat aint me.

>>9215449

>No water wingies

2/10 worst 2hu

I have no drawing experience and don't even know why I own a tablet.

I'm so sorry. But if anyone would like to try redrawing my barbarian Oni thingy go for it.

>>9215558
>lel.png
Not anymore

>>9215573
I can't name files well, so I just use commonly recurring words used in typical shitposting.

Also, not anymore what?

>>9215601
>I have no drawing experience
Derp.

She isn't acually a touhou, she is just pretending to be one.
Maybe if she tries enough she'll become a touhou. At the very least she is a little girl.

>>9215558
Were you expecting a more talented artist than yourself? Too bad, it was just me, shitty ms paint guy!

Anyways, it was kind of hard to see the outfit so I kind of winged it based on what I thought it would look like. Also you said oni but there were no horns (unless it was under the hat, then whoops!) so I just added some on there myself

It ended up looking like a dynasty warriors reject.

I actually kind of like it

What the fuck am I even doing anymore

>>9216002
Forgot pic

My touhou does not want to be drawn it seems. Crashed again :(

I wanted to draw a touhou but then I realized what I am, worse than hitler.

Geimu the Touhou is a pudgy sadistic asshole with a fishface, her powers include being overly gloomy, looking like a beautiful maiden, and lightning.

>>9216005
Seems like the type that would be all smug about her power.

The look kind of reminds me of a catholic saint now that I think about it.

dis mai 2hu cr8tivtee

>>9214095
>>9214204
>>9215357
Give me your pixiv, faggots
>>9216067
Cool, post-pop touhou

>>9216125
Goddammit why do your faces fit so well.

I forgot to say her power is changing the time of day.

>>9216187
next level hat, bro

My attempt from a thread a couple of week ago

>>9216223
Final boss of Imperishable 3:30PM

>>9216226
Damn, that's a clever design.

>>9216241
I made a spell card. Just pretend the background is something vaguely related put through a bunch of Photoshop filters. Pretending that it makes sense is optional.

>>9216287
THESE SKIES ARE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!

>>9215892
Nope, you captured it perfectly.

And yeah, I forgot horns, good job on adding them.

Hello, drawfag from the touhou birds thread, I can't draw arms at all, sorry.

Here's a god/spirit bird thing with a tabard and pauldrons.

Nice guide. Here is my attempt. She's pretty cute, isn't she?

>>9216860
Getout, Finn scum.

This is Sakura; princess of the Blossom Clan.
She is an innocent & delicate touhou.

Hidden boss of perfect cherry blossom.

>>9217032
her front bow looks like a penis

>>9217036
nevermind i think it looks more like a scrotum now i look closely at it

>>9217036
And all the frills look like she has a lot of fingers.

>>9217036
She is secretly a very lewd princess that uses her finger frills for playtime.

>>9217032
>>9216860
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>>9214095
>>9213875

"And all those plebeians think they can defeat me?
No one can stop my angels army!
Did you hear me? No one!!"

>>9216341
So... if we already have lunarians

then that girl is an Sunarian?
come on guys, that was a good one

right?

>>9217211
Maybe solarian?

>>9217191
What are like Tesla's spellcards?

>>9217251
Thunder lasers with angels flying all over the screen

Mah toehoe

i figured if one hat is good
then TWO must be even better!

Remember kids: the more frills and ribbons -- the better character design.

>>9217795
So you made 2hu Chancellor Cole?

>>9217819
not my intention, but i guess.
also, she has rockets instead of legs

Which 2hu would Tesla get alone with the most?

>>9217191
My touhou made friends with an angel now, thus being a step closer to being a real touhou.
You'd better make her your servant, or else she'll make friends with all your angels and you'll be left alone.

>>9217856
Girl with flails for arms and sword for a leg.

>>9217191
My touhou made friends with an angel now, thus being a step closer to being a real touhou.
You'd better make her your servant, or else she'll make friends with all your angels and you'll be left alone.

>>9217891
dude, this is getting so lewd

can't wait for the sex part

This is my Touhou.
Her name is Aviva Bayla, which means "Beautiful Springtime"
She goes trading around Gensokyo and selling flour to the peasants. But be warned though, as she is known to put her thumb on the scale. She is also known for selling people things they don't need. Hence, many people try to avoid her.

Her ability is the manipulation of persuasion in bartering and riding the winds of trade.

>>9215762
She wants to be a 2hu but her mom won't let her ;_;

On a side note she looks like this chick I used to know named Simone

She died...so I guess her dream did come true!

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>>9216803
Mother?

>>9218099
Made in less than 2 minutes ;_;

>>9217964
The phallic object on her hat represents how she fucks you on prices.

I know you guys are having fun making fun of ZUN's artstyle but why is it that none of your characters have consistent color schemes?It's a clown threw up on most of these shitty outfits and don't get me started on the hats.

I followed the guide as best I could.

Her name is Dongle.

This thread is shit and reposts might as well as repost some good REAL OC 2hus

>>9218292
>and don't get me started on the hats.

I think you are just jealous that you'll never make a silly hat look good.

>>9218293

Here is the optional long-hair version with active demonstration of her special powers.

This form is called Long-Dongle.

>>9218293
The public obscenity haircut!

Here's another.

My 2hu summons shadow creatures using her hat's "limbs" and has manipulation over transparency.

This is always the best type of OC.
I love you guys.

>>9218638
Whoa, reminds me of something I drew in middle school, only instead of a hat, it was a clock...I think there was a weird time related pun to go with it but I forgot what it was.

>>9218283
Thank you very much, silly MSpaint guy.
You have made my week. That's the first time anyone has ever drawn "fanart" of something I have made.
I shall treasure it dearly.

>>9218420
Dem alien eyes

It's times likes these that really make me wish I could draw the tons of ideas I have cooped up in my brain. I'll never get my Touhou...

>>9219829
"what is anime"

>>9220337
Describe them and I will draw it with my shitty mspaint skills...or who knows, maybe someone that actually knows how to draw will take interest too!

Redrew my abomination from last year. It's a bit less shitty this time.

>>9216067
fuk post-pop

>>9220981
edit: made her arms a bit too satori-ish

also the original is here, >>9213396
it's the one who is violently vomiting.

>>9216067
After an hour or two I have remade my pudgy maiden into something.

>>9221043
Please tell me she can turn fat at will

>>9221076
That's one of her spell cards, don't worry 'bout it.

>>9220435

Haha, I would if I could, but I get way too specific with details that I'd need an extremely willing artist.

Meet Golly Lewdstein, the jewish Touhou

>>9222460
There should be jew touhou modelled after bird's head haggadah. I would do it myself but my drawing tablet was stolen.

Someone should take all our 2hus and put them into one big picture.

>>9218326
>>9218309
Reposts! Damn, im saving pictures, stop messing with me.

>>9222559
If you have all the pictures from the previous thread, then it is your job to put all our 2hus together.

Since i had nothing else better to do, i made a basic montage.

>>9222792
Nice. They are all so adorable.

>>9222792
Now someone post this in Futaba so they make lewd art of them

>>9218264
>>9218326

theses 2 are cute as fuck

I want porn of them

>>9218040
I like that you removed her hair ornament and made her sadder because she became less touhou.
Maybe you just didn't notice, but I thought it was a funny detail.

I wasn't happy with my touhou and made Geimu less lewd, I hope you guys will understand.

>>9223192
I love it

>>9223192

Wait, I can't find princess Vegana in the picture

>>9223579
Some might be missing, I just used to characters that >>9222792, posted

>>9213463
This guy.

here is my touhoi

plz do not steal plz

>>9222909
I wonder if futaba has their own "create a touhou in mspaint" threads

>>9223192
Ha, futa Tesla made it on there.

La Flambe at your service!

She is a chef touhou and her special power is the ability to know the ingredients of any dish.

She likes to cook too sometimes but she usually is clumsy and messes up or burns the food. She can be haughty and a bit stubborn at times.

>>9222792
>>9223192
This is terrible most of it are reposts and appear more than once

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>>9223192

You used 'whom' correctly.

I love you.

>>9224748
are you a J-pan?

>>9224821
no he didnt fag you use "whom" if its the object here its the subject so it should be the pronoun "who"

which 2hu wud fardles bear?

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...and for once, only happiness in a /jp/ thread.

>>9225154

Shakespeare? In my /jp/?

>>9224881
You are wrong, but it's okay. I take it easy anyway.

This thread will never die

>>9228653
So which OC wud u fuk?

>Pruit Igoe.mp3