/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That's kinda gross, Sanae. Don't tell me that.

It's hot as HELL here in NYC today. I am going to the Beach later.

But you're not real. So neither is your sweat.
I will still jack off to drawings of you character though, "Sanae".

Disgusting and really not work safe.

>>9212077
It most definitely is worksafe unless you're in some nunnery.

>>9212064
You don't think it's cute when Sanae tells you about her bodily functions? Not even her menstruation?

>sample

>>9212082
I do not. And she wouldn't be so open about that.

axillas sure are popular here huh.

>>9212142
Yes she would. Sanae is the type of girl who openly blabs about the things she finds inside her vagina.

>>9212082

I wouldn't mind listening

Can someone post that page where Satori is listening to everyone's thoughts and Sanae is thinking about how ictchy her vagina is.

>>9212157
That's not true!

The giggle actually scares me

>>9212082
>>9212157
"Ewww, there's this weird thing on my breast, take a look..."

I want to press my face into her armpit and inhale its delicate mixture of sweat and that delightful miko aroma

>>9212372
What would Sanae do if she found lumps?

>>9212372

>>9212591
i love hate sex too

>>9212602

I'm using 2 air-conditioners in the same room and the windows are sweating outside.

It's 92 out there and I'm going to be moving shit later today.

Fucking global warming

I think I'll go make a hot pot.

>mfw sanae before moving to gensokyo

>>9212654
What am I even looking at.

>>9212665
Blowjob while driving.

>>9212665
Most likely he spilled something on his pants, and she bent over to wipe it off, but in the process, both her pants and her underwear accidentally got dragged off.

>>9212671
Oh, ok.

I think Sanae is kinda cool

>>9212705
too bad she makes muh dick hot

>>9212724

I wanna meet a real Sanae

A japanese one obviously

>>9212082
>>9212142
"Hey Anonymous. Guess what, I've been on my period all day and boy do I have cramps. Suwako told me this funny joke earlier today and I was laughing so hard that every time I laughed, blood started to violently squirt out of my vagina. And it keeps happening every time I think about the joke. I've already changed my robes three times today. Our shrine looks like some sort of satanic blood-orgy took place in it!"

>>9212798
What's that big white thing on the wall, Sanae?

>>9212798

>>9212798
Stop that! You're not Sanae!

>>9212798
I'd fill your hole with my dick so you don't lose more blood.

>>9212840
gross dude, she has a pair of semen horns

>>9212812
"Oh, that stuff? That's vaginal discharge. It happens to all girls every so often. I have been feeling under the weather recently, just a little. And after a long day of exterminating Youkai out in the hot sun, I really start to shvitz all over. When I finally get back home, there is this thick, mucousy, build up all over my undergarments. Boy howdy, is it nasty. As for how it got on the wall? You don't even want to know!"

>>9212879

>That's vaginal discharge

What?

>>9212879
Why are you Jewish now?

I want this slut off my /jp/ front page

If you have to post a 2hu or even more importantly a pure miko only use Reimu

>>9212926

Why does Sanae carry one of these?

>>9213026

To clean the discharge out of her vag so that it is "Fresh" when the next guy comes along

>>9212893
"Silly Anonymous, are you really that naive about girls? Don't worry, Big Sis Sanae will teach you whatever you need to know about females. Vaginal discharge is a completely naturally occurring process that happens to females and their private parts. Mucous discharge happens daily in order to keep the vagina fresh and bacteria free so that no infections may occur. Think of it as an organic cleaning process. If you wish to know more, I recommend looking it up online!"

>>9212059

The bottom of her large full breasts must be sweaty as well

>>9213079
>Mucous discharge happens daily in order to keep the vagina fresh and bacteria free

Wrong. The vagina needs certain flora in order to stay healthy. That's why properly washing a vagina is the worst possible course of action for a female, since it'll actually stink more than if left unwashed.

>>9213079

Interesting

>>9213229
The vagina needs plant life in order to be healthy?

>>9213449
It's a complex ecosystem.

>>9213449
Sorry, I meant fauna. Though, I'm sure there is some borderline plant life in there as well. After all, we all have insects living in our skin, so some plants in the vagine wouldn't be that much of a stretch.

reminds me of that dream (nightmare?) i once had, where i had a vagina that had literal cheese coming out of it. like, actual swiss cheese.

happened when i was 12 or so but was disturbing enough to make me remeber it to this day.

>>9213465
So there's animals in vaginas? That's fucking disgusting. Another reason to stay away from women.

>>9213465
>we all have insects living in our skin
>insects living in our skin
>insects
>in our skin
>we all
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
SOURCE OR I KILL YOU

>>9213465
Dude......CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. Fuck you man I feel the itches, show proof.

>>9213499
Yes there are.

>>9213560
>>9213570
I can't really find a very good source right now, but this page mentions the documentary where I got a hold of this information.

http://pub.overtheline.net/health/misc/skinbugs.htm

Enjoy feeling like wriggle!

>>9213560
There's little bug things in your hair follicles

>>9213608
O well its not bothering me.

>>9213608
>Yes there are.
So like deer or raccoon or what? Are there also penis animals?

I learned everything I know about vaginas from Naisho no Tsubomi. Recommended to all.

>>9213499
there's a skeleton inside of you right now

>>9213462
I'd like to be a bacteria in Sanae's vagina

>>9213633
>Are there also penis animals?

Hardly any. It's not like men produce the same ammount of waste as women do. There's not exactly an enabling substract to warrant it's own ecosystem, unlike women.

Do you think that Sanae would be open about farting?

>>9213079
Sanae nee-san, please tell us more about your body, it is very educational, and also a little erotic.

>>9214282
God yes. And she would pee with the bathroom door wide open, and openly scratch her crotch.

>>9213079
You're not my older sister.

>>9214298
That's because she's mine silly, now please allow her to speak. Perhaps you might learn something new.

>>9214290
Would she let me openly scratch her crotch?

>>9214323
If she was doing something with her hands, she would say "Ugh, my crotch itches something fierce. Can you scratch it for me, anon?"

>>9214345
Could I scratch it from the inside with my penis?

Not best armpits

Post the /cgl/

>>9214345
I wan to apply a cooling gel to alleviate her overly sensitive skin, and then listen to her long and satisfied sigh.

>>9214365
That's because she's better than the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Lwj_ybVno

SANAE

A PERSONAL VOYAGE

Far away, in the depth of interspace, one girl lies in an undistinguished sector of an obscure spiral arm on its tortuous passage through a vast encompassing cosmos. long ago, when an early god began to pour semen out into the surrounding darkness, no witness could have known, that thousands of years later some remote clumps of genetic material would fall together to make a being made entirely of sexual potential otherwise known as Sanae. An interfaith, erotic, delicacy. From this vantage point, Sanae might not seem of any particular interest; obscure, solitary, and plump, suspended in a sunbeam. And yet, she is a giant temptation, with a hot interior of seduction into which an thousand dicks have fit. Her family line was form 15,000 years ago, when and early god orgasmed or something, at 40,000 mph. Ages rolled by, the sexual energy slowly condensed together into a consciousness, speeding through the generations. From your virginal perspective, you can see something has unmistakeably gone wrong. Libido seeps out insane carnal orifices as it lazily goes its routine of seduction. We can readily see overweight round continents, and rivers of flub. As you look with finer and finer definition, the girl is revealed to be overflowing with heat, and lewdness stronger than gravity. The soaring volcanic meat mountains, the fierce vaginal inhabits, her face red even at high noon. The two plump melon shaped moons.

>>9214794
Her seat is a cloud covered place, filled with an atmosphere of explosive pheramones. There is a canyon with goosebumps, kilometers deep, that stands forth in naked, and simple beauty. When you examine her contents more closely, you find something unusual, the girl is only half covered in fresh clothes. There are processes where by new clothes are put on, but then seemingly taken off on the run. Our species has discovered many other indications that the girl is sexually active. We have found vast volcanic eminences that dwarf the highest mountain on earth, the famous gicantic brest volcanos Mounts Sustinence, well known to boob aficionados since the time of Mountain of Faith. The heat produced by volcantic boobs is well above the melting point of chocolate. On an average day Mounts Sustinence pours out lovely thick milk in vasts amounts. Would it be enriched by adding semen? No one can say. During the first exploration missions, we photoed the girl with dildos and vibrators and we found tell tale signatures of sexual based composition, yet when the pictures came back for further research, with a modest glimpse at sanctified ass it was immediately taken away for personal uses by a corrupt politician drawn in by a craving it could hardly articulate or understand. Who among us cannot sympathize?

>>9214798
Looking at this spectacle of nature of course we are tempted to shut our eyes and pretend that Sanae rampant sex life is only a bad dream, and yet tides of sperm continue to ebb and flow across her body at this very moment. Every time I think about it, it sends a chill down my spine. I am tormented with an everlasting itch to touch the rippling warm surface. Sanae still softly calls, like a nearly forgotten song of childhood. Our posturings, our imagined self importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position on /jp/ as "touhou experts", are challenged, by this girl on gross display always with new sources of lewd positions and actions posted on this imageboard. We have good reason, for humility.

Anonymous
2006-2012

Vaginas are icky

>>9216772

Truly wise words.

>>9216772
The onahole you bought isn't a vagina.

>>9216785

lol owened that nerd xD

>>9216785
Back to /cgl/.

fucking disgusting

>>9216785
onaholes aren't icky.
vaginas are.
i know, i have one.

>>9214289
"Sure thing Anonymous, I'll tell you more about the period I had earlier! There I was, sitting balled up under my kotatsu from all my cramping. Kanako tried to cheer me up and told me a rather silly joke. She said 'Hey Sanae, what do you get after playing the lute for 10 hours straight?' I told her I didn't know, what do you call it? And then she said 'Minstrel Cramps!' I started to groan over the lameness of her joke, but then Suwako chimed in with 'No good, Kanako! Menstruation jokes are never funny. Period.' Now this caused me to burst out laughing so hard, that I was squirting period blood all over the place. Kanako and Suwako were also on their periods and they were laughing too, so everyone was violently queefing vaginal blood all over the shrine. It was quiet the display. You see, Anonymous, when a group of women stay in proximity of each other for an extended amount of time, their periods actually start to synchronize with each other. In a women-dominated land such as Gensokyo that is full of womanly hormones, many of us have our periods around the same time. It goes without saying that almost all of the incidents have occurred during that time of the month. Some women can just get real catty during their periods, as I'm sure you know."

Whats with that snake thing on her hair. Is it a decoration or is it a live snake?

>>9217033
There's a frog too

>>9217034
where

>>9217046
i dont see it

>>9217042
In her hair

>>9217048
okay i see it now. moderators please delete my comment thanks

>>9217048
can't help you there. it's more noticeable than the snake.

>>9217056
lmao dude, ur funny

>>9216994
WEELLLL, Moriya sounds like an interesting place!

>>9217063
your ironic comment is lowering my self esteem

>>9217068
i think you're funny :)

>>9217105
Lewd.

>>9217105
i wanna smell them!

>>9216994

>You see, Anonymous, when a group of women stay in proximity of each other for an extended amount of time, their periods actually start to synchronize with each other.

For real Sanae?

>>9217395
for real. won't happen to everyone, but most women without any period related disorders will experience it.
you know, you could just google it if you wanted confirmation.

>>9217402

No need,i trust you

>>9217395
>>9217402
Women are weird

>>9217425

I think i like that part of women too

>>9216994
Sanae nee-san, can I scratch your crotch when it gets itchy from the humidity?

"I have this huge pimple on my armpit. Wanna pop it for me, dude?"

>>9217475
Would that really be ok? Wouldn't it hurt?

Sanae's
itchy
crotch

>>9217512

>>9217395
that's just a myth. every chick's period has different duration, and eventually they just happen to "synchronize". after a while they desync again.