/jp/ - Otaku Culture

WTF is a waifu ? ??

Way to ruin the thread by including flanshit in the OP.

>>9209345
Meiling > Patchy > Remilia > Sakya > Flan

based on that picture

>>9209349
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ&feature=plcp
Short point: A fictional girl that you have high affection for enough to marry her if she was real.

What differentiates a waifu from just your favorite?

when we get married, we'll both have hats.

Touhou and his waifu.

Marisa is my favorite. Something about her reminds me of myself, that's the only logical explanation I can have for singling her out of that giant cast.

>>9209363
Wow holy shit you nerds neet to get a life

fuken weebs

what if my waifu doesnt hail from touhou?

idgaf. i love who i love.

>>9209365
before, it would mean the same thing, but recently the word has become something serious and slighty autistic and creepy.

>>9209379
Go home Justin Beiber guy.

>>9209371
Why isn't she in a skirt?

>>9209377
>is on /jp/
You're the weab.

>>9209386
but im not a boy and i am at home

>>9209363
Haters like the uploader just makes me expose my power level moar, just to watch them get pissed over the fact that others like what they do not like. firstworldproblems.jpg. Enjoy your heart attack at 25, Type-A's.

>>9209388
She's Mokou

Haters like the uploader just makes me expose my power level moar, just to watch them get pissed over the fact that others like what they do not like. firstworldproblems.jpg. Enjoy your heart attack at 25, Type-A's.

>>9209392
Okay then. Carry on, citizen.

>>9209400
Haters like the uploader just makes me expose my power level moar, just to watch them get pissed over the fact that others like what they do not like. firstworldproblems.jpg. Enjoy your heart attack at 25, Type-A's.

>>9209392
>im not a boy
tits or GTFO

>>9209394
at the end he says do what makes you happy, just don't let it get in the way of socializing. He just wants us to appreciate what's real instead of what isn't, even knowing that the fake is better.

>>9209414
this isn't /b/ though...
you guys dont even like 3d girls!

>>9209416
Sorry man, we don't make the rules.

>>9209345
>flan drawn holding her weapon
>but no wings
why

>>9209416
wtf you bitch how you dare to speak again without your boobs posted

TITS OR GTFO

>>9209425
>>9209426
BUT GIRLS DONT EVEN GO TO THE INTERNET

>>9209426
Quiet you or I'll kick you in the cunt. How dare you be mean to your fellow loli sisters?

>>9209363
Fucking Chirst, you can just hear the butt hurt everywhere. Chances are this dude came to /jp/ with his Touhou secondary crap, got buttfucked, and made a video about it so normal people can +1 him in an attempt to cure his ass agony.

>>9209421
Come to think of it, why does Flan even have BOOBS?

>>9209429
but you said you aren't a boy

bitch pls don't make me say it again

Reisen's my waifu. This is absolute and not subject to change, no matter how many pathetic 2hus may challenge this notion.

Too many to choose from

but ultimately it would be a showdown between chosing Remilia or Eirin

>>9209439
quiet my ass
put your trip back on slutty whoring used goods bitch

mai waifu

>>9209436
BUT THE RRRRRURUUUUUS

>>9209444
>he marries a rabbit
Damn petfuckers.

>>9209452

Beast youkai do it better.

ararararara

>>9209450
i'm le tired of you bitch


time to call moot

>>9209452

She's crazy in bed though. You wouldn't believe it. ;o

>>9209444
What if they have you a life time supply of jelly beans to let them be your new waifu? They will even remove all the shitty black ones for you.

My favorite touhou is Reimu, I don't have any feelings of love towards her though.

>>9209461
i miss cosplaying moot... ;~;

My favorite 2hu. Also best 2hu.

>>9209472
But he will attract a bunch of bugs into your house. Do you want that?

>>9209452
What did OP say? Just post waifu. No being mean.

Sakuya is my housewaifu.

>>9209468

Sorry, but not even Flan-chan can convince me otherwise. Eirin might be able to drug me though, and that'd piss off the waifu enough to do something about it.

Which Hat or Hair accessory would you wear?

>>9209482
Reisen doesn't have the rabbit balls to go against her boss does she?

>>9209486
Byakuren's hair. All of it.

>>9209486
Alice's headband

>>9209486

Not gonna lie. I'd totally wear Meiling's beret.

>>9209486
Yuuka's parasol looks pretty cool.

>>9209486
Sakuya's pads.

>>9209484
>he

I'd do anything for her. Mosquitoes even seem to like my blood. Plus fireflies >>>> any other insect.

1st best

>>9209491

Actually, Kaguya's her master. Eirin's more like an equal since Kaguya owns them both. So yeah, Reisen would totally stand up to Eirin if she fucked with me.

>>9209486
Tenshi's hat without the peach, China's hat since it's just a chinese hat, or Youmu's side bow cause I'm sure I can do my hair to look samuraish.

>>9209567
im a 4000 lb hambeast

>>9209470
Are you fat?

[spoil]hi everyone[/spoiler]

>>9209574
oie I'm gonna lay it down for you, the autist here will attack anything that scares them. Just never mention your gender again, and you'll go back to being ano
>tripfag
that explains it.

Her fan art always just makes me smile

>>9209576

I'd like to be bros with Mokou.

>>9209587
im used to the hate now

>>9209574
is dis u?

>>9209589
hab dis

>>9209613
i weigh a little bit more than that
like 3700 lbs more

>>9209620
I want to see, you sound beyond belief.

I guess it would have to be Yuuka, the one 2hu I like too much to fap to or look at lewd pictures of. Despite that, she's still only my second favorite.

>>9209627
if you must, go to the kumoricon website and search last years photos for me

>>9209636
and how would I find you without a name or what character you're cosplaying, sperglady?

>>9209613

Gabe pls go

>>9209642
moot-tan, have fun

>>9209458
Mokou. Stop dressing as Ran and pull out those butplug tails.

>>9209656
in mah feet

>>9209647
Where do you store that extra 3900 lbs?

>>9209486
Kaguya's

>>9209647
You have Satori arms.

>>9209664
I prefer Kogasa's.

>>9209666
uh what does that mean?

>>9209666
Sick devil trips

>>9209674

>>9209677
what? just short or something?
my arms arent actually THAT short, i just have a weird long torso

>>9209666
Are you married?

>>9209686
>purity ring
What are you, 15?

>>9209683
purity ring, so no
unless the biebz counts, then yes

This thread turned really really shitty

>>9209695
Are you implying that a waifu thread wasn't shit to begin with?

>>9209695
Just report the trip code user for attention whoring and spam

>>9209689
18, but 17 in that photo and my sister made me take it
its not like i was planning on becoming impure anyway
right now im wearing hers and its much prettier and looks like an engagement ring

>>9209702
I'd consider white knighting you if you had a gimmick, but you're like a boring Fukune.

>>9209707
i still dont know what fukune means
and i dont need white knights thank you very much

>>9209707
I'd prefer Fukune any day over this /cgl/ slut that won't leave.

>>9209486
none, i just want a long black hair

>>9209718
Well I mean she doesn't avatar with cute girls or type like an emotionally fragile 14 year old girl. She's just an outsider trying to fit in.

>>9209712
Fukune was the best poster on /jp/, until she was defeated by mods. RIP IN PIECE.

>>9209731
oh okay thanks

Why is this /a/ thread still here?

>>9209722
>She's just an outsider trying to fit in.
Yeah, and I'm the queen of England.

>>9209740
Hello Your Majesty, how are you this lovely morning?

Idgaf Moku <3

>>9209740
>>9209707

>>9209740
How do you like Lancelot's cock, damn adulterous whore?

>>9209731
>Fukune
>best poster
Why are you so wrong?

>>9209740
Why do you come to /jp/, your Highness?

>>9209722

You don't just ``fit in''.

You have to lurk for a very long time and carefully plan every post as to appear no different to the regulars.

Not that it matters on /jp/

>>9209753
Fukune was a blessing to this board and spread smiles in every thread she posted in.

>>9209743
Just wonderful, thank you.

And you?

>>9209753
I don't understand your picture.

>>9209767
Not to me. I am glad that another trip code user is gone. Just another avatar using trip code user that never contributed to anything.

>>9209752
Please watch your language, dear.

I may be old, but I'm not that old.

>>9209768

Please reply >>9209752

>>9209776
It was the first time the please respond guy got banned. I miss him a lot and want him back.

>>9209767
You mean bullying right?

Yes.

>>9209798
> please respond guy
The guy that posts those pictures? Or the actual original guy that is supposedly from /sp/

>>9209798
I've been banned for posting please respond, I'm the one that does it the majority of time since the original stopped.

>>9209807
The guy that first posted the macros.

>>9209817
>majority
I'd argue that that's not true but it doesn't really matter. Keep up the good work.

the softest waifu

When will fukune return?

/jp/ is a better place now.

>>9209829
I've been doing all I can to continue his legacy, even making original content. Though I got banned for "Stop shitposting, asshole". I don't see how he could be banned for calling for a raid.

>>9209829
Replied because I love you Alice!

>>9209798
>It was the first time the please respond guy got banned
How do you know it's his?

In a dream I had recently I went to Gensokyo and I basically had to choose between Mokou, Aya, and Youmu for a waifu.

Also at one point I was spending time with Mokou and Kaguya tried to pull some sort of prank on us or something. Trying to sabotage our relationship I guess.

>>9209852
That's what I got banned for too. Must've been a visiting mod in his case or something.

>>9209876
I was there.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8805299#p8809993

>>9209892
Are you responding with the "first" gimmick or traditional? I try to respond whenever I'm on /jp/, but it's been rough lately with all the natsuchuu posting so fast.

>>9209892
Doesn't he put the reaction images he spams in them I'm pretty sure I saw one before that with Cirno in it

>>9209910
I'm the one with all the flipped images. Seeing them reposted is a weird feeling.

>>9209917
He started doing that after the one I posted.

>>9209852
>>9209892
Keep fighting the good fight.

May he ever inspire you.

>>9209945
I manually flipped and inverted mine to get the maximum amount of replies. Though I found dropping the jpg quality by 1% works just as well.

What a rollercoaster this thread has been.

>>9209883

How are you dreams so coherent? I was in jail but from jail i stopped a terrorist plot and killed like 6 terrorists and i was transfered to a military base where my room looked like a jail and people were asking me if i was gonna accept the job offer from the army and i said no and for some reason there was a girl in my room and my sister in law found a condom in my room and said "wow you mustve hounded her good" witht he condom i nher hand and i didnt even remember having sex with anyone let alone opening a condom wrapper.

it just makes no sense. I wish i could have a coherant touhou dream.

>>9209955
>maximum amount of replies
Explain this to me, please.

>>9209977
Duplicate file entries can be a hassle when you have my memory. So having multiple versions of my original 16 helps me to avoid unexpected delays and ensure a first response.

My waifu isn't a Touhou.

>>9209962
Well it wasn't really that coherent.

But basically what happened is that I was spending time with those three touhou girls and Kaguya was messing around when I was with Mokou.

Otherwise it was pretty bizarre like most dreams.

>>9209993
I see. Good idea.

please stop using the flipped ones its annoying seeing all that flipped text gibberish at least flip the original image then add the text

>>9209962
>>9209883

I had a weird somewhat touhou related dream last night. It was just me in my back yard at night when suddenly out of nowhere, Koishi tackles me. I ended up on the ground not knowing how I got there because, well, Koishi. Then she transformed into a cat or something and I knew who it was then. I wanted to ask her a bunch of questions but my husky dog (which I don't even have in real life) kept barking at her and keeping her at a distance. I take the dog inside and try to talk to the cat through a crack in the door. I had to be careful because I didn't want to let the cat in and it looks like it was trying hard to get in. It gets in, I chase it around, someone challenges me to a duel, and we have a crazy slow motion knife fight that I won because apparently my slow motion was faster than his.

Next scene, now I'm in a warzone with lasers and there are giant retarded looking clones running around throwing soldiers at me.

Then suddenly a different scene, I'm playing a card game with cards that make so sense with some people under a bridge on a sunny day while chewing gum.
Then I woke up kind of confused.

I'm not sure why Koishi though, I don't even like her that much.

>>9209513
they may be slaves of her, but Eirin is your waifu's teacher and employer in all ways excluding pay and contract.

>>9209576
you better be ddamn good if you want to court my sister.

>>9210031
I'll try. Sorry.

>>9210031
Just finished up. Any problems with the inverted color ones?

>>9210075
Inverted colors should be used when you missed the first reply.

>>9210235
Or make it into a flashing gif