/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In all seriousness, you're gonna wanna learn how to drive first.

I got my license when I was 16, like a normal person.

night audit

why kill yourself after your parents die? Thats the best time to be a NEET

you get money from their life insurance and you have nobody to talk shit to you

We must be twins.

>>9208321
I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to live on my own.

>>9208325
I'm scared I'll get in an accident. Everytime I've tried to drive in empty parking lots with my father, I am too shitscared to drive on the road because what if there is another car and I fuck up and dont break fast enough.

>>9208325
It's scary.

You're pretty much fucked. Do you have a gun? Because you could like rob stores and stuff.

Are you he guy that said he got fired a couple of days ago?

I started going to community college after two years of being a NEET.

It's put my mind at ease, but I do miss the days of waking up only to sit down.

>>9208313
>have no job, no money, are unkempt, can't act normal
>>9208325
>In all seriousness, you're gonna wanna learn how to drive first.

Leech off your parents. When they die live off inheritance, insurance money and autism bucks

>>9208344

Get money from your parents so you can drive. Explain to them why.

Stupid nerd.

>>9208355
That's what I presumed.

>>9208355
"Just get a job", "Just learn to drive", "Just get laid, nerd".

You make it sound so easy.

>>9208351

More like "NO JOB NO WORRIES" amirite?

>>9208368
freedom to go wherever you want with it, plus buses are full of people who will stare at you

Why do you guys value driving so much? Couldn't I just take the bus if I got a job? I don't get it.

>>9208331

That is a natural reaction, to be scared while driving. Take some Driver's Ed courses and that should give you the confidence to drive on the street.

>>9208361

None of those are hard if you're not a completely autistic retard.

Oh wait, I'm on /jp/. If you can't do at least two of those things, you should probably go ahead and kill yourself.

>>9208368
Because its hard to apply for very many shitjobs if you can't drive. Most /jp/ live in suburbs and as a result have a very limited pool of stores to apply to that would much rather hire well adjusted normalfags.

>>9208368

Many of us don't live in cities, retard.

>>9208373
Obviously that's the plan.

>>9208368

Yeah, I don't understand it. I got my licence at 18 which is the minimum age in this country, and the only time I drive is when I visit my parents in a rural town.
Unless you live in the middle of nowhere you can just take a train or whatever.

>>9208385
The middle of nowhere and big cities are the only places with trains around here. Not everyone lives in Nordland.

>>9208373
So why are you here turbonerd. Go be 12 somewhere else.

>>9208368
get a load of this loser you can't get dem honeys if u aint got a car

What you have to do to fully learn how to drive and take away your fear is to find an expressway or a highway and drive on it. Once you hit 60 or 75 with someone beside you for a good hour or two then consider yourself cured. I live in a major city so taking the expressway is a must for me if I want to go anywhere but it might not be for you. Either way, just go fast so then you can go slow.

>>9208331
thats what makes driving fun. you need quick reactions. and honestly most cars are safe enough short of going into a tree/fixed object/truck at 60mph you'll live in most accidents. even then in a accident your first reaction is to slam on the brakes so most of them happen at 30-40mph at moment of impact.

needless to say i drive recklessly up and down mountain passes when i'm not on /jp/ shitposting at night. i like pretending i'm living the initial d world.

>>9208385
We drive around here it's the only way to get around aside from the bus.

It looks like you reaally need a car in America.

>>9208385

Most of us live in America, where there is only public transportation in cities, and trains/subways only in large metropolitan areas. Keep in mind how sparsely populated certain areas of the country are. You have to have a car to get anywhere in many rural areas.

>>9208438
In large cities you don't usually need one most have some kind of transportation. If you live in the suburbs you very likely will though. Good news is the farther away you are from the cities the less traffic you'll encounter. In some places you'll drive for miles and not see another car.

Cars are a huge hassle.
The test is a pain, but manageable I guess.
Driving is a chore, you have to actually pay attention to the world around you, without being safely inside your room.
Monthly expenses like gas and insurance add up.
Additional fees for maintenance, and replacing things when some asshole hits your door at 50 in the middle of the night can easily eat up your savings.
You have to keep an eye on your lights, brakes, and other things to make sure you are street legal before going anywhere.
It's a target for robbery, and one more thing you have to be responsible for.
For a NEET living on autism bucks, you probably live in an apartment, which means you have no garage, which means you're parking in the street or parking lot. This makes you a target for robbery, easier for people to wreck your car after a night of drinking, and you have to go out and move it every few days or someone will have it towed.

All this just to save a few bucks by being able to go to the store yourself?

No thank you.

I wish I wasn't such a full retard when I was in High School. If I just did the school work I would have gotten Bs instead of C's and would have had the option to go to a college, and wouldn't have become this pathetic NEET. I never even took the SAT.

Fucking sucks that my life is over already, what the fuck was I thinking. I'm too far mentally removed from society to be able to do anything. I'm too neurotic to even get a haircut.

Is it really that hard to move to a city in America? Country life was hell compared to this. Now everything is nearby, anonymity is mainly a matter of choice and people are generally more intelligent and open-minded. Even though I love nature, I don't think I'll ever again live in a small town. Being stuck with shitty people can be a huge burden and you might not even notice it because that's all you know.

>>9208460
Ah, okay sorry for my ignorance.

>>9208470
What happens when I run out of my savings even if I manage to get a shitjob in the city? The shitjob I end up getting at McDonalds or 7-11 isn't enough to cover an apartment even with EBT. My savings will slowly drain away, and then I'll be broke and homeless.

I can't live with another person, I'm too pathetic.

>>9208325
>you're gonna wanna learn how to drive
>I got my license when I was 16, like a normal person.

I live in a city.

"Driver's Ed" is something you hear of in the suburbs. I guess the fat tourists you send here are skilled at driving?

Like most people, I live in a place where I don't need a car. How can you be a NEET if you have to pay for gas and drive everywhere? How much is gas these days? The last time I checked it was about $0.95/gal. That's way too much for a NEET. Not to mention that driving everywhere is very stressful... much better to walk to the bodega than drive 10 mi to the Wal-Mart

>>9208463
SATs are for nerds who don't know how get ahead. Just go to community college if you want to go to college, your grades before don't matter there. Plus a lot of community colleges have deals with good universities that let you get in automatically if you get good grades in community college after 2 years.

Also just cut your own hair.

>>9208463
Damn, everything you just posted reminds me of myself.

Become my meido I live in Chicago if your interested.

>>9208487
Now a days people can even get rejected from community colleges because people finally started to realize hat you learn the same material but it's cheaper in your first two years so more smart people apply.

>>9208485
Gas was around $5 a gallon last time I heard.
This was a few years back though.

It hasn't been under a $1 for well over a decade.

>>9208488
Same chair.

It's not difficult. I wonder how many of you even live like this. I'm sure I get called an autismlord more often than any of you and I do just fine.
How any of you can spend months just watching shitty anime is beyond me. I need to be learning something in my free time. Most of it is spent reading about world history on wikipedia or learning a language or programming. How can you just sit still? Even if you are sitting still, that time would be spend in deep thought which is beneficial for being a well rounded person.

You don't need to drive, use public transportation, looking good is easy since there are so many fashion standards that being rough around the edges is fine, and acting normal is also easy, just look at what other people do and emulate them.
It's like you guys are retarded.

I can't understand some of the fantasies many of you have either, of just lazing around all day. I enjoy being happy, but I also feel the same way about being angry or sad. To experience all the emotions. You criticize normals, but they're just the same way with their religions. They can't enjoy this wonderful world with so much variety.

>>9208497
Why would I want to do any of that?

I just want to jerk off and take it easy.

>>9208470
>everything is nearby
I moved from a city to a rural area and this is what I miss the most. You can't go anywhere where I live without a car, and I don't even have a permit. Also the lack of 24/7 convenience stores. Everything is closed by 10 PM

>>9208497
Cool kopipe.

But anyways you're naive if you think that people are not capable of being this autismic. No offense, autism moe Anons.

>>9208497
It's easy for you. You don't seem the have assburgers and autism.

>>9208497
>It's like you guys are retarded.

Hit the nail on the head.

>>9208502
Living in country is working fine for me. It's 5KM to nearest convenience store and 12KM to alcohol store. I can manage that fine with a bike, and other stuff I can order through internet.

>>9208484
No. But most suburbanites are too cowardly :(

>>9208470
>if I manage to get a shitjob in the city
>The shitjob I end up getting at McDonalds or 7-11

You are way too suburban to move to a city if all you can think of is 7-11 and Mcdonalds. Neither of those are remotely relevant to the job markets in large cities. 7-11 barely exists, and wil McDs does, its usually outnumbered by Starbucks 5 to 1.

>>9208519
I'm right there with you.

That weekly marathon to the liquor store is probably the only thing stopping me from becoming a 400 autisuna.

>>9208516
It's not kopipe, I typed that out myself.

That feel when everywhere wants 10 proofs of identification for everything and getting every proof of identification requires 10 proofs of identification and 3 normals who have known you all your life to sign for you.

I am struggling just to get my state to acknowledge that I am actually me and not pretending.

>>9208527
Well, it's stupid. Not everyone is as well-adjusted as you.

>>9208522
I see more nigger stores like a bunch of Soul food restaurants and Chinese food stores in the city than Starbucks

>>9208497
Who the HELL watches anime?

>>9208527
Who gives a shit, go be normal somewhere else.

>>9208519
I'd take my bike if we actually had sidewalks here.

>>9208321
I would have no house to inherit and less than a years worth of money to survive. Not everyone hits the inheritance jackpot, you know.

>>9208535
Most autismic folks like us who enjoy escapism.

I have 10,000 to my name and quit my job. I also want to disappear. Now I have to decide between retiring to some rural location that I can afford a year's rent for, or maybe going to japan, or stuffing the money into my underpants and take the next flight to a city I don't know.

>>9208519
>It's 5KM to nearest convenience store and 12KM to alcohol store
....
how hot does it get though? Here in NYC it's been 37 C, i couldn't imagine riding that long, especially for essentials like alcohol.

Even if I get a job I don't know how I can deal with some normalfag manager getting on my case all day. I'll eventually end up losing it, telling him to take it easy bro, leave, and go jack off.

>>9208549
If you're reasonably asian, you could probably pull off living as a bum in Japan for longer than you'd think.
If your Japanese is good, you can actually just blend in with the larger groups of homeless who are already there, and essentially remain invisible.

Gaijin bums won't last very long at all though.

>>9208537
I had similar problems when they changed the law so I needed 2 pieces of ID to buy alcohol. I had to search through my attic for my provincial healthcare card. I don't know what I'm going to when my expired learners permit gets to old to be used as ID.

>>9208549
You're going to go to Japan with 10k?

Enjoy starving to death in a month

>>9208543
It's legal in most areas to ride bikes on the street. You just have to be very aware of your surroundings.

>>9208497
>How any of you can spend months just watching shitty anime is beyond me. I need to be learning something in my free time.

>I enjoy being happy, but I also feel the same way about being angry or sad. To experience all the emotions.

Good for you, nerd. You've never been so depressed you just lay in bed and stare at the ceiling in neurotic horror, I see.

>>9208564
>starving
Getting free food is easy, I'd be more afraid of the implications of not having a roof over your head.

I don't have a cell phone, I never really had one except for one I had for a short period that I never renewed the service for since I had no one to call and never went any where. It seems like it's a mandatory thing to have to interact with others socially. I feel so out of the loop, do people even call each other? They just text? I don't understand any the procedure around it, it's so terrifying. And that's on top of all my other NEET disadvantages.

>>9208551
Even in summer it rarely gets to 30 celcius over here. Usually it's at around 20 at summer. So I can manage pretty comfortably in jeans and t-shirt.
At winter it can be pretty shitty, especially if it gets to something like -30. But after years of this I can manage.

>>9208559
Do you go to the same alcohol place all the time? Go enough and the guy working there will probably recognize you so you won't have to worry about ID

>>9208559
That shit happened to me. I lasted about a month of homemade bumwine before snapping and going through the hell that is the DMV to get a regular ID.

It was horrible in a way that very few things are, but in the end, I guess it wasn't worse than living my life sober.

>>9208565
I'm actually pretty scared of doing that. Last time I did I nearly got run down by a some woman in a minivan.

>>9208571
I do it all the time because it's fun.

sorry for not being a faggot like you, that I enjoy being myself no matter how successful or not I am. If I wasn't happy doing it, I wouldn't do it.

>>9208565
It's actually illegal in some areas to ride bikes on the sidewalk.

>>9208569
I bought a prepaid cell phone and I've never used it once.

>>9208574
Sooner or later, someone else will end up taking that shift, and you'll have gone all that way for nothing.

I look middleaged, and still get asked just becuase some employers will fucking fire their asses if they don't.

>>9208577
Where do you live?

>>9208583

You enjoy laying in bed and staring at the ceiling while being depressed? Then you're not depressed, you insufferable retard.

>>9208565
Last summer I actually biked 500KM in about week through the country. It was honestly really chill, and I had lots of time to think about things, and see different things.
The most terrifying thing through the journey was when big trucks passed me and for some reason they honked at me when they were just behind me. Jesus, that almost scared me to death. I was on totally side of the road, why would they do that.

>>9208597
Anon, you're falling for a pathetic troll.
He's exactly like that guy who comes to these threads and tells everyone that should just start lifting, and all their woes will go away.

When you see normals like that posting here, just report them, hide their posts, and carry on.

>>9208607
Truckers are just friendly like that, and bored to tears.

>>9208607
Maybe they were just giving you a heads up or saying hey?

>>9208599
Finland.

>>9208498
I live in Chicago. I'm very well mannered and I like to wear dresses. How can we set this up?

>>9208616

Lucky bastard. I wish I lived somewhere with that kind of weather. I hate summer so goddamned much I can barely stand it.

>>9208620
Finland is actually pretty easy to move to.
Their language is near unintelligible, and the locals are about as welcoming as your average russian, but they do have reasonably acceptable gun laws, for being european anyhow.

>>9208620
I like summer because the sun rises about at 6am so it reminds me to go to bed

>>9208618
>>9208615
...Well, that's pretty sensible. And I can see why they'd do something like that.

>>9208607

That's to let you know they're around. You're a roving liability anywhere on the road. If you're so much as bumped, that's a massive lawsuit that ruins the drivers life, because you're too much of a cuntbag to drive a car like a normal person.

>>9208620
But then you would just complain about the winter and the darkness that comes with it, right?

>>9208615
>>9208618
Not the anon you're quoting, but are you seriously saying truckers and bus drivers HONK HOOOOONK in a positive way, not because they're angry?
I always feel bad when I hear an air horn because they sound like a thousand drivers screaming in rage.

>>9208636
Finnfag here. I actually like Winter because then I don't have to put blankets in front of my bedroom window to sleep. It's awesome, sun is up for just 6 hours. As opposed to 18 in the summer.

>>9208636
That line of thinking only applies to people who haven't already experienced what they seek to avoid.

If he had lived there his whole life he might think that, but with the knowledge that he is avoiding the hellish heat of his homeland, and all the unpleasant things that summer are, he can easily appreciate the colder darker climate.

>>9208636

I like winter, aside from the dry skin. I also like that it's dark most of the time, because it makes it easier to sleep and relax. Though fall is my absolute favorite, winter is a close second.

>>9208642
I know what you mean. I live in northern Sweden. But I don't know if these Americans could handle it.

>>9208638
It's mostly becuase of how when they pass a bunch of people and they all put their arm in the air and pump it, as though they were pulling the horn. Maybe kids don't do it anymore, but at least they used to.

It's generally them just saying hey, or giving you a start, if they feel like you need one, or indeed in some cases letting you know that they are there, and to watch out.

I've known a few truck drivers before, and for the most part the seem to believe doing this is good natured, and the people who receive it are enjoying it.

>>9208630
>the locals are about as welcoming as your average russian
>they do have reasonably acceptable gun laws
Hmm...

The worst thing about humanity is not the endless suffering or greed, but our lack of control. We were forced into this world and go through life a slave to our circumstances. We did not ask for this. We cannot easily escape. Life is just a series of events that we experience. This is all nothing. Every thought, every sound, just a reaction to a previous reaction. We are going nowhere. There's nobody waiting for us. Everything is hopeless yet we cannot give up hope. We want to live, but not as we are. Are you just going to let yourself waste away? But what can you do? Join me in death. A life of suffering is not worth living. Just let it all go. Quiet. Endless. Silence.

Hey /jp/

>>>/g/25637396

>>9208325
I rely entirely on the subway and the buses. I much prefer it to driving.

It sucks, due to my autism bucks, I'm too crazy to legally own a gun in finland. So much for that shit.

At least absolutely noone give s a shit here in the ol' U S of FREEDOM. And even if they did, I could just use private sales and gun shows for my fix.

You can always join the police like me. In fact I recommend a career in law enforcement. It's stable and has many benefits.

>>9208694

Except for late overtime pay.

>>9208313
You are a fucking retard. Just kill yourself.
I would gladly trade my current "life" for a NEET life with no commitments.

>Guys how do I fix my life please help I don't know what to do!
>"Well OP, it's easy you just have to d-"

>Huur duur normalfagshit get out normalfag my condition is impossible to fix ima tragic hero unlimited sadness I'll enver fit in societeeeeee!

Quoting in summaries.

>>9208694
That's what I'm doing, I hope they don't do scans on your PC through

>>9208669
He actually has a pretty sweet setup. I don't like it though because of the internet he probably gets.

>>9208712
Neither you nor the people asking for help are welcome here. Go to /r9k/ for that sort of rampant normalshit. It's not a hard concept to understand. Why not ask on /tg/, or /o/, or /w/, or /e/, or /a/, or /x/?

This isn't the board for it, and we don't want it here.

>>9208694

>many benefits

Like what? I mean, granted, you're basically in a legalized gang that has a monopoly over a certain jurisdiction, but they pay kind of sucks and you have to work all sorts of weird hours and see fucked up shit, and everyone hates you, and rightly so.

>>9208712
You have to realize at a certain point that these threads are not made in order to obtain any legitimate advice. It's just entertainment that can be enjoyed by those who can relate to the NEET lifestyle. Neither party will change their ways. If a person can't transform themselves, there's no way another anon on the other side of the world will have any effect.

Take it easy, friend.

>>9208728
Most of this board goes to sleep at like 7 or 8am in their timezones so they can probably work weird hours, and 12 year olds yelling fuk u shouldn't affect someone

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>9208758
epic as HELL dude

i shit on my floor like 6 times and i was GENINUIENLY contnet :)

>>9208773
im a girl btw

>>9208758
99% of NEETs are in the second group, including yourself stop deceiving yourself.

>>9208792
nice projector man :-)

It's true, though. The 1% (it's more like 0.1% but whatever) are the people with legitimate severe mental illnesses. Autism is not one of them by any means.

>>9208773
>GENINUIENLY contnet :)

>>9208758
When did you start thinking like that? Three years ago?

>>9208792
Nice projection aniki. Just cause you are depressed and lonely as fuck, it doesnt mean everyone is like you.
I am not even a NEET but I long to be a carefree NEET without anything holding me back from enjoying my hobbies.
Yes yes, no need to post normalfags get out and stuff I am leaving right now.

You guys are sooo wrong if you think every shut-in is a depressed pile of shit.
Maybe you only say that because you are depressed yourself and want to feel better about your lives? I'm fine with this, though.
I'm proud about my choice not to work and I wont change my way of thinking just because of some trolls. Bye.

>>9208728

Medical? Retirement? I admit it the job can be heartbreaking at times. I wanted to work in the air but I was denied because I didn't have a commercial pilots license at the time but you know at least I get paid.

Every job sucks in one way or another. You just have to learn how to deal with it.

>>9209064

>Medical? Retirement?

You mean like most fulltime jobs that aren't retail?

>>9209067

Yeah, but those are average American jobs. I am too good for that. At least confidence-wise.

Does selling overpriced plastic statues over the internet count as "working"? been doing that for quite awhile and actually made a reasonable amount of money but my parents have been telling me to get a REAL job which is ridiculous, considering the fact that I am earning money from what I am doing now and actually doing something I like.

>>9209079
What do you do? Just buy stuff from Japan and resell to Americans?

>>9209079

Do you purchase them cheaply an then resell them for a profit, or are you just weeding out your collection? If it's the former, tell your parents to fuck off, if it's the latter, you need a job, yeah.

>>9208728

Also:

>they pay kind of sucks

Not really. Beats what I was making when I was a kid at newspaper and magazine store.

> work all sorts of weird hours

I know what hours and days I work but sometimes shit happens and everything changes.

> everyone hates you, and rightly so.

Of course they hate us. Every fucking kid in this town is a liberal cock sucker licking up every piece of shit Obama spouts out of his mouth.

They hate us because we are just trying "to ruin their fun". Underage drinking and drug use. The pillars of American youth society.

I'm stuck in a situation I don't know how to get out of. A lot of my problems will be solved if I learn how to drive. But there lies the problem.

You see, I live in a rural area. Not by choice, I was raised here. Cars are practically required. When I was a student, there were no drivers' ed courses in my school for some reason. Much of my family told me they would teach me to drive, but they just took me everywhere.

They put it off for years and eventually moved away. The only person left in this town I know is my mother and she can't drive either (doesn't need to now, she's old and stays home). I don't have a car and don't know how to drive, and nobody will teach me. I've called my relatives and asked but they don't want to.

Rural town doesn't have public transportation and few jobs. I need to drive if I want any chance at manageable life, but I've no way to learn. I might have the resources if I were in a city, but I have no way to get to one! And if I did learn, I'd have to find someone to take me to the city to take the test.

>>9209126
Nobody wants to risk their car teaching someone they're not invested in to drive because you might get it stuck in a ditch or something retarded.

Have you considered an electrical bicycle?

All you fuckers do is whine, whine, whine. Go have a nice fap and enjoy yourselves you fucking whimps.

>>9209126
Drivers ed is for pussies and queers.

Really driving isn't hard at all, and this is coming from another sheltered shutin who never even touched the wheel until well into my 20s. You only need to pay attention to the other drivers, and master the fine art of using the gas without flooring it into traffic.

How you'll take the test without a car is your problem though, they've probably got some kind of like community car for that or something, but the waiting list will be something out of a greek epic.

>>9209123

No, people hate you because you sit at the side of the road and pull people over for the most meager of shit to fill your quotas.

Thankfully, the cops around here aren't too bad-this is likely due to a low amount of niggers and minorities in cities and almost all whites in the rural areas. I don't hate all cops, but holy shit if the biggest pricks in America aren't police officers when they decide to go on an arbitrary power trip.

>>9209141
Electrical bicycle... I've never heard of that. I guess I'll look into it, but it sounds kind of fishy.

>>9209149
I'm able to learn state laws and traffic rules and shit on my computer, but even if I somehow miraculously had a car, I wouldn't want to go take the test without any knowledge or experience. I need someone to at least show me what does what and how to do things.

I'm not just trying to discount any advice, either. This is just a situation that's difficult to get out of.

>>9209160

I was an asshole as a kid but at least I grew up.

>>9208313

To start with, you faggots need to stop obsessing over fictional characters. I watch anime sure, but I watch it for a interesting story and then I get on with the rest of my fucking life.

Also pro tip: if you're otaku and shy etc cos you're fat, just eat rice, vegetables, and fish; walk once a day for a few Km, super easy weight loss.

>>9209149
Not the same anon, but where I lived if you took driver's ed then your car insurance was cheaper.

>>9209166
Mopeds and scooters and stuff. You don't need a license, and can keep up with traffic just about anywhere but the freeway. You might need a license in certain areas of for certain models though.

Also, just play a fucking racing game or something.
Otherwise it goes like this.
Foot on brake.
Ignition on.
Shift into gear.
Off you fucking go.
Ease into acceleration, and only slam on the breaks when the person who owns the car you're borrowing isn't around, otherwise ease into stopping too.

That's all there is to it. The windshield wipers and lights can easily be figured out on the most obtrusive German import in only several minutes of fucking with them in the parking lot before you go.

>>9209166
>I guess I'll look into it, but it sounds kind of fishy.
It's more like a bicycle than a car, that's for sure. Dunno if it will be enough for what you want.

>>9209181
It sounds like it could be possible, but I'd need to practice some. This wouldn't be too bad if I find an open parking lot or something, but what do I do if a cop drives up and asks what I'm doing? Or if I accidentally crash into the building that I'm practicing outside of?

>>9209182
It sounds like it'd work for getting around town easier, but if I need to leave town (which I probably do to find a job or just improve my situation) I don't think it'd do well. The closest large towns and cities are still very far away.

>>9209173
What are you doing on OTAKU culture?

Please go back to /a/b/v/

>>9209101
I wish I am from America, I would probably have more people to cater and wider market niche. At the moment I am just selling flavour of the month or plastic statues from well known series.

>>9209104
The former, initially started off as "pay-for-the-shipping" ended up realizing I could make a decent profit out of it.

>>9209210
/jp/ is Japan/General, I need some info on how to hook up with Jap girls when I vacation there.

>>9209207
Well, it's legal for you to be practicing, sort of.
But you can easily get your temps just by taking the written exam, then boom you're free to tear it up as long as your got your grandma in the cargo hold or something.

You're too worried about that shit. Once you go out and actually do it for about an hour, you're set.

>>9209173
> I watch anime
Subhuman trash, go back to /a/.

>>9209223
Oh, so you're one of those people. Disgusting.

>>9209207
I was just thinking of a electrical bicycle, the type that looks like a normal bike with a motor attached, but a gas moped (which is more like a small motorcycle) can have a range of a hundred miles or more. I don't know how they'll do on a two-lane highway, though.

>>9209243
It's illegal to take them on the highway.
Gotta stick to local roads.

But they do get like 60mpg. Great for the NEET on a budget, who still needs mobility.

>>9209217
Well, I think I could pass the written test and get a permit for practicing at least, because I've read up on everything for that... I guess if I can just find some way to get down there I'll get the permit and practice outside the local high school while the kids are off... though my mother can't drive I suppose I could bring her along in case I get pulled over.

Thanks for the advice, I just have to find some way to take the writing test I suppose.

>>9209243
It sounds neat and if it ends up impossible to escape my current situation, I'll look into it.

I'm 24, have no license, no job, $2000 in the bank, no family to support me, and am awkward as fuck.

I don't even know how I'm alive. I literally do nothing all day everyday while living off the student loans I got a couple years ago.

>>9209264
I'm in the same situation.
Let's live frivolously together, until our savings run out, anon!

>>9209282
That would require me getting out of my chair so I don't see it happening.

>>9209313
Oh well, I'll just pretend to do it then.

>>9209316
And so he was named Autismo, for he was king of the autists.

Join the police.

>>9209330
What a fuck man xDD

>>9209330
Autismo looks like King of /jp/, i wonder if they're the same person.

WE HAVE NO NEED FOR VEHICLES, JOBS, MONEY OR HYGIENE.

WE ARE THE AUTISTS. WE HAVE TRANSCENDED THE PATHETIC LIFE OF THE NORMALS. REJOICE, FELLOW AUTISTS!

>>9209697
Please be bitter elsewhere.

>>9209716

>Bitter

Are you even aware of what that word means? There is nothing bitter about that post.

>>9209724
You come off as an autist yourself who longs for normality and is sad that people that are similar to him have a different mindset. Though bitter is not a good word to describe you. Not that guy by the way.

>>9209954

Posting images of an autist and pretending to be an autist to make fun of actual autists is not the same as being an autist.

Learn the difference, dork.