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What hinders me?

>>9181696
CR4ZY

Star Sapphire

Shingyoku (probably you havent heard of her)

>>9181722
i have bitch, shes my waifu

Okuu so I can hurry and fucking die already.

Patchy would be least annoying, i think.
i wouldn't want to be roommate with anyone though, unless they were completely blind and it still would be bad.
i'd rather have a 2hu as my neightbour or something.

Id go with shikieiki. She would definitely be clean and keep to herself.

Marisa, can we at least make out?

>>9181690

wat a fugg man?? n-no thank you

>>9181735

I'd pick Yuuka because it would probably be faster than dying from radiation.

futo so we can cuddle at night

I'm sure I'd want to fuck her, but Marisa because she's a bro and she'd bring more 2hus over. I think Reimu would be the same way but I doubt we'd get along.

Momiji

Suika. She seems like a total bro and I would have an unlimited supply of booze.

Patchy would probably be best. Hopefully she keeps to herself and we wouldn't have to look at each other.

Everyone else would act like an entitled bitch all day (Shingyoku, Shikieiki, Reimu, Futo) or bring over noisy friends (Cirno, fairies, Okuu, Marisa, Yuuka, Momiji, Suika).

Actually Youmu could work as well. She's a good girl.

>>9181926
Marisa would definitely help you fuk other 2hus

Nitori would be pretty neat I guess, we both would be too nervous to talk to each other but after a few months we would get closer then talk about very autistic technology and building computers.

>>9181969
Marisa is best friend material.

And I'm a blonde too and it'd be cool for some reason to have two blondes in a house together.

Why wouldn't you want satori to roomate with?
I mean you could NEET together and all, maybe get eachother to open up little by little, and maybe one day love each other.

>>9182086
You still wouldn't be able to fug her though

Alice, she could teach me to make dolls, I could teach her to internet, and dolljobs fuck yeah.

Remi or Shinki. They have maids.

>>9181926
Whimsyshire

I would roomate with Remilia. I would be her chamber butler aka man slave. She can fuck me all she wants.

Sakuya so I wouldn't have to clean.

Suika, infinite sake + party hard = fucking Touhous erryday.(except Suika).

>>9182174
Enjoy your liver failure.

>>9182186
Who said I was going to drink?
In that case, I'm not going to drink like an idiot... at least the 90% of times.

I'd probably room with Kaguya (canon polite and friendly Kaguya, not fanon NEET shitty Kaguya). We'd probably chill out together and get along just fine.

Marisa... I love mushrooms with food and broom rides to places would be sweet (Not to mention she's my favorite Touhou).

Mokou. Maybe it's just the pants but she seems like a bro that would be up for smoking and playing video games.

I don't know. I really like Marisa, but I already sleep with (not in a lewd way) a fumo of her. That might get pretty awkward.

I'm assuming I'm getting a roommate to help me pay for the bills. Does it matter who shows up, then? Money is money, and I'm sure whichever one arrived would make life more interesting.

>>9182293
I know I'd be flattered if I found out that my new room mate sleeps with a plush effigy of me.

>>9182230
I think 99% of all Touhous are canonically dicks.

Which ever one would leave me alone.

flandre because she is a hikki like me and we would do hikki things together

>>9182230

Kaguya is cool and sharing a house with her would be fun. But finding space in my hovel for her collection of moon stuff and space oddities would be impossible, so we'd have to find a place with some absurdly folded spacetime inside one of the closets. Plus we'd need space for gatherings and festivals.

>>9182343

The reclusive ones would not even want you there in the first place, or they're clinically insane, or they come with extreme baggage of some sort. Patchy might be the best shot, but you'd still have to deal with Marisa being noisy from time to time.

>>9182086
Because she'd know how disgusting of a person you are.

>>9182388
>we would do hikki things together
Most people wouldn't consider pissing in bottles to be a group activity.

>>9182398
>The reclusive ones would not even want you there in the first place,
Most roommates don't want you their in the first place.

>>9182402
Most people aren't hikkis either.

>>9182404

I've never had roommates, since I've always been able to afford to live alone even when I was going to college, so I wouldn't know!

>>9182412
I wouldn't know either as I'm to poor to move out, but having a roommate doesn't sound fun so I'm assuming noone wants one.

Renko, so I can talk physics all day with her.

>>9181964
Yuuka has friends?

Patchy, it would be pretty much the same as it is now.

Suika but with her horns all the furniture, walls, and bedding will be quickly ruined

Always have a drinking partner. I am going to drink alone now because she isnt here.

Alice & Lolice

>>9182716
Disgusting shoes.

The one that spends the most time out and doesn't bring anyone home.

>>9182742
Marissa?

They'd all wind up killing my ass, so I guess it'd come down to which one wouldn't clog and then royally fuck up the drain in the tub...

>>9182646
Suika would board in that one foreign-owned aquarium/pet store that doubles as a bootleg and porno dvd store.

The one that gives you a free toe-cutter with every purchase.

my pets

Sanae, because she's a friendly, human, pretty and she wouldn't have a problem helping me with housework and cooking.

>>9182825
friendly human, *

I don't want to listen to her fucking her boyfriend

>>9182831
Do you think they'd be able to get boyfriends with the way they dress and act?

Think about it.

>>9182837

Girls who weigh 300lbs and smell like shit can get boyfriends.

Any friendly touhou would probably be fine, but I'm no so certain I'd get along well with the extremely extroverted ones. Just having someone to talk to is more than enough for me.

Reimu, I don't have to sex her to admire best armpits.

Orin seems like a true bro. I'd go with her. She'd probably be fun to play with and maybe if I got on her good side I could get some love advise for Okuu.

Symposium said she was good with humans so that's another plus.

>>9182848
eew

Rinnosuke.
A junkfag and theorist like him suits my life in general.

Parsee

Explosive Pawn Doll.
There is just something special about her. And I won't have to think that she might ask me to leave for a night so she can be railed by her boyfriend. She won't talk to me with anything anyway.

Yuyuko. Her classy ways would not bother me one bit.

>>9182950
If anything those classy ways would enhance her roommate quality.

>>9182950
Think about the food though.

>>9183003
She can eat even rocks, as long as there is love put into preparing them. It's not like the food is for nourishment. And the taste? You put your heart into washing them, they are already the tastiest.

>>9182716
So used.

>>9182851
I hope you won't mind that your room will smell like corpses

Mokou. I think she would suit me the most. She seems one of the most level headed touhous.

Suwakööö :DD

Yuugi would be loads of fun. And there's less chance of her horn wrecking everything like Suika.

I can't decide between Mokou, Koishi and Suika.

I like Koishi best but she would probably not be a very good roommate. Mokou also seems to prefer isolation. I would pick Suika.

I'd give her all my faith

Rinnosuke