/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, tell me how to best do it with just fingers available. At what angle should I poke it/them in?

I watched this absolutely amazing video the other day, were this really cute trap with a tiny penis, shoved things up her butt until she came, didn't use hands at all, everytime she came she would tremble really bad and coil up her arms/legs.
I never knew anal could be that pleasurable until I watched that video, I literally can't stop masturbating to it.

>>9179468
Freaks of nature 23?

Try freaks of nature 98 as well, it's a more lithe looking trap with slight muscles. Really cute.

>>9179468
Link please ;_;

>>9179487
>>9179487
http://xhamster.com/movies/594312/freak_of_nature_23_japanese_sissi_boys_omake.html

I think this is what he's talking about.

>>9179487
>>9179487


3610457

>>9179495
>>9179495
>>9179495

Ya, that's the same person, same series or whatever, thanks for telling me where I can find more.

I original watched it on mother . less though here.

>>9179496

>>9179462
Why not get someone from /jp/ to help you with that?

>>9179495
How lewd! ..I like it~

>>9179495
bookmarked for later use, thanks

Does anyone have the one with Marisa ramming Yukari with a broomstick?

>>9179435
What the hell kind of face is that?

Actually, I was just in the bathroom masturbating with whatever I could find. I'm all out of any kind of lubrication, so I stuck the tip of the bottle between my buttcheeks and stroked my penis while jamming in the bottle cap for shampoo and squeezing it.

>>9179496
Towards the end his semen looked too clear really watery. Is that due to some hormones he is taking? If not he should get that checked out. That does not look like a good sign to me.

I'm trying to find someone to dress me up like a girl and fuck me, but it is so difficult to find anyone..

>>9179664

If you constantly are having orgasms, your cum begins to look less and less thick/white.

It's not a sign of anything wrong.

>>9179689

I know right, it's damn near impossible. I mean, I would love to, but we're so far apart!

It was a while back like a couple of years ago. I did not fap for like at least a week or two and I was on some family trip and could not get a fap in due to being so close together and one room hotels and shit.

One time the family went out to get something and I was heading in for a shower then sleep. That was the perfect opportunity to fap. I decided since it has been so long without fapping I would try something different so I used my gillette razor (without the razor of course) with a special vibrating function and stuck it up my poop hole.

That was probably one of the most intense fap I have ever had. So intense that I started to involuntary giggle a bit afterwords.

women don't have prostates

>>9179699
Really depressing actually. If only I could have that experience, I'd stop lapsing back into denial.

I wish I had the courage to stick something up my ass.

I'm far too afraid of tearing or cutting something and getting a serious infection.

>>9179714
Nor dicks.
Must suck, I'm sorry for you.

>>9179762
I started bleeding once after i did it with a drum stick.

I was terrified and didn't shit for like a week.

>>9179762
Well if you arent an idiot like>>9179791

or stick a hollow glass jar up your ass you should be fine

>>9179762

I think I could help you get over that fear buddy, turn around...

>>9179762
Just get a toy made for sticking up your butt and use a lot of lube, make sure to "warm up" with your fingers first as well.

Unless you do something crazy it should not be possible to hurt yourself.

>>9179807
This image reminds me why I will never sniff konatas butt

>>9179762
stick your finger, retard

>>9179818
>>9179818
>>9179818


>konata

Leave.

>>9179856
I know thats not konata in the image unko head. it just reminds me why i will never stimulate her non-existant prostate

>>9179841
Not that guy, but I'm too afraid to do that since I have these nice worms in my ass.

>>9179860
White ones?

Try eating a bunch of them. They're delicious.

Prostate orgasm must be the greatest natural pleasure man can ever get. It will take time to achieve it. Also it's amazing that you can orgasm while fingering prostate and not fapping, and you can also cum without orgasming. Ever since my first prostate orgasm I haven't been able to fap normally.


Here's how you can cum without orgasming. Prepare to ejaculate, A LOT .

1. Masturbate normally with your hand
2. While doing this, keep some other finger pressing gently against your prostate

Now most of you have done the thing, where you fap normally and just before orgasming you stop, enabling you to fap a little longer. Now

3. Masturbate to a stage very near orgasm, remember you must not orgasm yet
4. Once you're very close to an orgasm, you can feel your prostate enlarging
5. STOP MASTURBATING AT THIS MOMENT
- Once you feel your prostate enlargening, gently rub it and press it as much as you can ( IMPORTANT: not hard enough to actually cause pain )

Once you press your prostate in a state really close to orgasm, you will cum buckets without orgasming ( because you DID stop fapping before orgasm ) .

Thank me later, enjoy life full of pleasure riches.

>Delete "what would you do if 63 autistc niggers raped you're waifu"
>Leave this shit

>>9179885
>Complain about good janitoring
>Greentext
I'm quoting your prostate

I find prostate stimulation boring. It feels great but there isn't really any satisfying climax to it.

>>9179495
I want a cute anon like this.

http://xhamster.com/movies/649819/amateur_shemale_30.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/1000636/freaks_of_nature_98_ladyboy_milking_cock.html

>>9179891
>good janitoring
Well, I forgot that /jp/ is now cock culture, sorry.

>>9179885

>Complain the one time the janitor does something right.

Despite some janitor acting like a complete fucking dick the past few days, the janitor has been pretty cool today.

>>9179909
get a load of this faggot
nobody but you mentioned cocks

>>9179906
When I look at these preferences it discourages me even more. I am not skinny as a rail and my bones are set to broad and manly and i am too hairy for anyone to like me.

>>9179926
Turn into a big motherfucker and rape sissyboys in revenge.
It's what I do.

>>9179926
>Hairy for anyone to like me.
Sounds like someone that works at a gas station

>>9179935
I think that's what i'll do. If i cant be a little girl i'll join the ranks of the faceless males.

>>9179925
prostates are cock culture related, fucking homolord

>>9179955

Just starve yourself until you're skinny, remove all body hair, wear a wig, and dress up in cute girl clothes.

That's it, not hard.

>>9179969
I also have manly build. Even if I get unhealthily skinny I still won't be able to pull it off. I have been told I have a cute baby face though.

>>9179969
But my bones!

What about my bones!

Go to a car lot and smash them together so I can get a tinier frame? No one likes manly bones.

>>9179841
My fingernails would probably cut something even if I clipped them.

I also have short fingers that probably wouldn't even reach my prostate.

>>9179926
Don't be discouraged friend. Get to a low body weight, start taking care of your skin, and dress pretty and you can overcome that.

Obviously you've got to shave too, but being hairy is just an inconvenience - it shouldn't be such a big as to problem to stop you.

>>9179876
.....why the fuck would you want to cum without an orgasm?

The reverse would be fantastic.

whats that trantra thing where orgasm more

>>9179926
I on the other hand am pretty short, definitely skinny, and, while bones aren't great, they can be made to work.

But it isn't like I'll ever find someone interested in me like that.

last time I tried nothing really happened

>>9179762
I was young and foolish and I didn't know a thing about sex and I stuck something up my ass without any sort of lube. I really enjoyed it but to this day I have a tear in my ass that sometimes opens up and bleeds. I'm affraid of going to the doctor about it, though.

Y'all niggas are gay

>>9180210

notas gay as youer mom

>>9180210

>>9180152

One day if I get enough money and I'm comfortable with my life, I'm going to actually try and see if some /jp/sie wants to be friends on the internet, and if I like them, eventually ask if they want to meet up, even if it means taking a flight somewhere...

I can't deal with that horrible dating site/craigslist bullshit, I doubt I would ever find someone I like on there anyway.

Is shampoo an acceptable lube?

>>9180259
I never tried shampoo, but body wash cream is good.

>>9180259

Sure.

>>9180259
ya but get tear free otherwise ur japs eye will cry like a mothafucka LOL

>>9180146
That's all I've managed to do with prostate stimulation. Bit of a letdown.

>>9180244
Wait, you want an actual relationship? Or just someone to fuck?

>>9180259

No!

shampoo in the anus if you are sadomasochistic

Here's some more videos that remind me of /jp/.

http://xhamster.com/movies/594281/freak_of_nature_21_japanese_sissi_boys_joko.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/789111/black_cock_fucking_cute_trap.html

>>9180244
I can sympathize with you. I've tried the craigslist and dating site shit to no avail. I'd love to be able to meet a decent /jp/sie.

>>9180306
Not him, but either would be possible, I imagine.

>>9180354

I'd a /jp/sie.

>>9180202
I think you might get rectal cancer if you leave that kind of thing untreated for a long time.

>>9180306

A relationship mainly, with sex coming after that.

>>9180202
How the hell did you manage to enjoy an unlubricated insertion?

>>9180404
I'll be waiting for you.

>>9180395
I've been like this for about ten years, anon.

>>9180407
By not moving it too much. Just sticking it and getting it in as far as possible.

>>9180202
that might bring infections. seriously

I hate threads like this, it's like you are all repressed normals, talking about wanting to fuck another /jp/er, sharing porn videos.
Awful.

>>9180449
-1

share porn thread? share porn thread.

>>9180422
>>9180395

/jp/ - Expert proctologists.

>>9180449

Get the sword out your ass you anal retentive sperglord and come join us.

>>9180456
a cut that bleeds every few days in the rectum. enjoy your wheelchair whoever you are

>>9180404
While I can see myself being friends with another /jp/ anon and maybe doing lewd things together; I don't think I could have an actual relationship with one. That would be gay.

Where's the best place to purchase a prostate simulation device?

/jp/ is so gay.

and i though /a/ was gayer than /jp/

gay scum please die in a fire

wish I was an expert proctologists. that way i can lick and sniff as many ass holes as i want

>>9180472

You wanna know what my opinion on that was? That he is just prone to anal fissures, and has been mistaking individual anal fissures over the years, for one single cut he got in his bum several years ago.

Anal fissures are mostly harmless, and easy to prevent in most cases.

>>9180476
why do you want to emulate a prostate?

>>9180483
I'm a girl.

>>9180479
DON'T TELL ME WEHAT TO DO, FUCKER

>>9180479
But anal stimulation isn't gay, dear anon, you should try it, it fells good.

>>9180479
Crossboard scum fuck off

I... travelled to London and bought myself one of those vibrating egg things while I was there. Been trying it out but I haven't been able to get almost any kind of pleasure from it. How do you exactly know what your prostate feels like? Can you reach there just with the help of your fingers?

Or what if I used my suction cup dildo along with the wibe egg, would that help to achieve prostate orgasm?

>>9180475
>take it up the ass and eat cum while wearing neko ears and other lewd accessories
>it's k

>your man holds you passionately, not neccesarily after emptying his seed in your orifices, both lying in sweat and other products of sex
>GAAAAY

>>9180482
I really hope that's the case.

>>9180501
put a finger inside
move the finger
not hard

I stuck something too far up my ass once, and it felt like I imagine a broken hymen does. I was scared almost straight because I heard you can have SERIOUS complications if that membrane is punctured, but there was only a little spot of blood, and I haven't had a problem since.

>>9179435
http://yaoihaven.wetpaint.com/page/Sexual+Roleplay+Chatroom+%28Large%29

>>9180499
i do it but just take a look at this thread, they are all really fucking disgusting

>>9180500
i don't browse /a/ anymore, chill

>>9180489

>simulate your prostate
>simulate

>>9180475

You were gravely mistaken, we are incredibly flaming homos here.

>>>/new/

>>9180501
An egg vibrator won't do anything for your prostate. You might feel it a little but not enough to be significant. It does feel pretty good if you cum while it's inside though.

>>9180516

Well you should go back to browsing /a/, Mr.I-don't-capitalize-words.

No seriously, go back there.

>>9180489
You already have a prostate to begin with. It has just been crushed and thoroughly blended into a fine paste and made into the walls of your vagina and maybe your butt rim

>>9180518
>we are incredibly flaming homos here.

4 people samefagging the shit out of gay threads, does not make /jp/ gay. Sure there are a couples of homos here and there but most of us are heterosexual and proud of our straight thoughts.

Don't let this thread pollute your mind new friends, don't ever go the homosexual way, continue the way of the true Man, the Straight Way.

>>9180502
Is that greentext ironic? because it's actually true...

>>9180532
but i don't watch anime and i play touhou and VNs, why should i? just because my writing style upsets you?

>>9180526
>An egg vibrator won't do anything for your prostate.

Not the same guy, but, I always thought that one of these "rotor" things should fell good.

>>9180550
You are also talking out of your ass.

Everyone is talking out of their asses. The typical /jp/sie doesn't even think or care about what's "straight" or "gay".

>>9180555
So that makes anal and oral the same thing?

>>9180564
hurr

Put your ass up against my mouth and fart on it please~

/jp/ers are so beta they're afraid to turn gay

don't worry your not gay, if you fapped to something gay is because it lokked like a woman

>>9180550
Yes why wouldn't we all work out and make our bodies nice and indulge into pleasure? Swim the warm waters...

>>9180543
Greentext on /jp/ is always ironic. But it's ok if it arouses you, it's always the same - there's the confident fuckers who don't care what they stick it in as long as they do it, and there's the little insecure, and shy wannabe-girlies on the bottom end, who need juuust a little push to completely surrender their masculinity, and act like nothing happened as soon as they wash the semen away. Only to repeat the same shameful surrender every time, with more lust and less regret.

>>9180581
Until their are mind broken and soulless little sluts on par with Sanae.

>>9180570
This. I'd let Aniki blow his load into my ass and enjoy it but cat-like ladies are insanely more attractive.

>>9180570

I can't wait until my dildo arrives. Maybe I'll take video for /jp/.

>>9180611
>>9180611

I'd love to see that!

To bad no one ever actually follows through with with it though...

>>9180636
I can, I'm not very cute.

>>9180636
Well I was going to follow it through but now I wont follow it through.

>>9180641

Doesn't matter.

>>9180643

It's always that way, always...

>>9180598
> Devil : "Who cares?"
> Angel : "That's right !"
I grin'd.

>>9180641
I want to see the unboxing you baka.

>>9180662
>>9180657
Alright, I'll do it. But only for you, /jp/.

>>9180668
unboxing, testing and final thoughts

I'm trying to cut back my masturbation but /jp/ is wiping the floor with me.

>>9180679
Do you like /jp/'s strong, merciless grip on your broomstick? Do you like the way /jp/ controls you? Do you like being treated as nothing but /jp/'s tool?

Last time I did it I got too much into it and ended up hurting myself a bit. I have this really thick and long dildo-like thing and I think I shoved it a little too far up my butt or something. I didn't shit for one week afterwards and since then my poop is really thin and I have frequent constipation problems ;_; Don't overdo it /jp/.

>>9180673
I'm really, really not cute and you will be disappointed.

>>9180700
then fuck off neckbeard

Good to see old /jp/ is still alive.

>>9180693
Oh yeah? Fuck that
>play with my butt in my earlier teen years, everything's dandy
>stop it for a few years
>develop hemorrhoids and anal fissures
Remember /jp/, your bottom needs training and stimulation, much like your mind

>>9180709
Old /jp/? More like 2010. /jp/

I did anal masturbation once. I was a teenager and my mother was at the doctor. I had bought lube at Walmart and tried with just my fingers on my bed. I don't think I ever got to my prostate. I just couldn't get my finger more than an inch in no matter what I did. It still felt great though -- I kept using what I could of my finger and fapped normally and I remember singing "Don't Stop Me Now" in the shower afterwards.

I've always wanted to try again, and occasionally use my finger, but I just can never get farther than an inch. I might buy some prostate massager or a dildo online, but I don't know.

Fuck you /jp/, I'm fucking gay now!

>>9180598

Good manga, too bad it's not updated often.

>>9180750

>>9180761
Could you please tell me what manga that panel is from? Thanks a lot.

>>9179689
It makes me feel sad really that I'll most likely never experience this.

I don't think there's anything I can do about it.

>>9180764
You can't reverse search a cropped image? What a fag!

Kamirenjaku Sanpei - Anal Angel

>>9180778
Fag.

>>9180781
Thanks a lot!

>>9179876
That's really fucking dangerous, it causes retrograde ejaculation

>>9180812
please explain

>>9179762
My philosophy on this is "if little Asian girls can do it, you can too"

Hey /jp/, what household item can I use as a dildo? My finger ain't cutting it anymore, anyone know where I can buy I an exact replica of a /jp/sies cock?

>>9180717

prostate is the biggest scam I was ever involved into
do you think it exist?
do you think those special toys like aneros'n'shit actually work?
nnnnope
you insert it and nothing happens
thats right
you dont feel anything special
absolutely
even after several weeks of patient experimentation
you might get off to insertion act if thats your thing, but there is no "prostate"
its like g-spot but for men. A fucking myth.

fuck this shit I am mad
back to usual masturbation

>>9180927

This post is new /jp/.

>>9180944

It feels good either way.

>>9180944
Maybe you're a girl and you don't know about it! Maybe you're a hermaphrodite and have a vagina!

>>9180927

>>9180944
lol dumb ass

>>9179495
This video is horrifying. All the strange ambient sounds, his whimpers in the end.
Its a borderline silent hill, it only lacks rust.

>>9180967
I found it quite erotic and irritably cute. His cute little moans got me hard in seconds flat.

>>9180944
Did you try to finger yourself like a girl? I can't reach it from the backside without equipment.

>>9180927
Who would put their TV up that high? I can only imagine the neck pain. It'd be like playing those Walmart kiosks all day.