/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, the landlord is polite enough to use the doorbell.

my doors always locked

>>9174405
I'm reporting you to the FBI.

Ya, but it doesn't matter because my mom doesn't care what I do. I lock my door when I want to masturbate though and she knows not to come in.

yeah momz almost caught watching anime xD damn i was sweating for a whole hour after that

My mother was one sitting next to me looking at potential colleges and clicked a tab which had a loli doujin perfectly visible by accident while clicking through my tabs. She didn't even make a slight change in reaction and just casually clicked to the right tab as if she accidentally clicked a clean tab.

She's seen my physical doujin on my bookshelf and asks me occasionally when I plan on proposing to my dakimakura since I sleep with her every night.

She always asks when I get new figures if she can see them and where I plan to put them in my room.

My mother's a nice person, but I think she enjoys my company since dad left and she doesn't have friends so I think she enjoys that I rely on her so much and still occupy the house. If I ever did mention the idea of leaving home she'd probably try to persuade me to stay.

I'm not high maintenance so she can expend the extra cash to support me just fine, as well as give me allowance. We don't ask for much in life, so I guess we just take it easy. She had me when she was 14 so maybe it's just caus our generation gap is so small that she can relate to me more.

>>9174427
I'm reporting you to homeland security.
Don't act like theres no bomb under your turban.

>>9174471
By the way I never did go to college, but she still wanted to at least look with me.

>itunes

>>9174471
Sounds like she went clingy-insane bitch after dad left and decided to stick to the male closest to her for comfort and try sapping all his time. I wish I had a yandere mother that snapped after her lover left.

>>9174471
Wanna trade moms?

>>9174496
Did you, did you try to have sex with her yet?

>>9174405
my monitor faces a wall that faces the door. so when you come in the only thing you see is the back of my monitor.
never been caught with anything.

>>9174471
she wants to fuc

>>9174471

Sounds like she just wants you to be happy. Most parents will say that but only a few really mean it.

>>9174471
That sounds amazingly a lot like a typical anime plot.

Also, why don't people have their monitors turned against the door to their room?

My mom knows that I wnat to keep everything I do to myself, paintings, homework, comp, etc. so she stays at the door to my room if she wants anything.

Almost caught browsing /d/ once because the web browser stuck or something.

>>9174471
is she hot

>>9174539
Since I can't afford a desk I use my bed to put my laptop on and its too heavy to turn away from the door :(

>>9174471
>>9174498
>>9174511
>>9174496

/jp/ - Oedipus complex

>>9174405

Not really, all my porn is in my public folder and labled stuff like "Excessive Semen" "Futanari" "Gokkun" "Loli" and inquiring minds usually avoid it

>>9174405

This button was invented for a reason, OP

Also 3D isn't loli

> As a neet you have less privacy the closer you get to 30
... what? I'm almost 30 and I can't understand.
Are you browsing your stuff at work? Which is a bad idea I might add.
If that's not the case then how could people enter freely your own house/lobby/room? Aren't you living alone already?
I don't understand..

>>9174685
I live with my parents. They get mad when I close my bedroom door because it's "like I'm their tenant, not their son." So, sometimes I'm looking at something embarrassing or nsfw when they walk into my room to ask a question or talk or whatever.

>>9174711
Maybe I'll say something wild but : How about trying to live in your own studio? Even a small one will be OK if you lack money, it's not like you're seeing anyone that will need more space since you're here with us anyway.
I'm just trying to suggest something here, nothing else, I left the family home late too after all, but having your own room is necessary if you want to avoid that kind of awkward situation.

>2012
>not living in your parents basement

im spoilering and quoting ur mum, faget

forgot the name of the manga that OP's picture was from, been meaning to read it. Anybody know?

>>9174775

No one has a basement where I live.

Nope!

>>9174760
Well, I will be soon, I am going to grad school. It's bittersweet because I will have my own apartment, but I won't be a NEET anymore, which is a very easy lifestyle.

>>9174872
Lolicon Phoenix

>>9174405
It seems that was close, OP. Must have been fun when you think about it afterwards, though!

My mum knows I like to watch Chinese girls dance on youtube

>>9174626
Where is this screencap from? Is it from that odd video with men humping holes in the ground? Do you have a link to the video?

>>9174471

Pls go with your mama Ran fantasies.

>>9174405
this thread is dangerously on topic

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9161462#p9162796

Well, my mother found me with porn, and then posted on the internet that she wished she'd aborted me. She said, "He simply doesn't care. When he wants to jerk off, everything goes right out the window."

Shit wasn't particularly cash.

>>9178802
hahaha

>>9174640
>not windows+D

How computer-illiterate.

>>9178802
how the fuck do you know this?

When I was a kid, i was not allowed to watch pro wrestling on TV because it was violent.

This one time I was watching it when my other was approaching so I quickly turned the channel to some completely boring documentary. Thought I was safe when she entered the room. Turns out the documentary was about breast cancer. She turned the corner right during a breast examination.

>>9178802

Is your mom "Biting Beaver"?

>>9178860
How come they still use "woman"?

>>9179034
Maybe by "womyn" they specifically mean feminists.

>>9179391
No, its the feminist way of saying woman with out being oppressed by men.

>>9178860

>my people

I lost it at this point. Do these radical "womyn" honestly believe this?

>>9179404
I know that, but I was saying that perhaps BitingBeaver used it to specifically refer to feminists because she mostly uses it when talking about "radical womyn" and "her people," i.e. feminists.

>>9179441
Ahh, perhpas you are right. Doesnt matter those, that bitch is plum loco.

>>9178860
Her strain of feminism is pretty insane, but there is something off with the boy beyond the typical kid browsing for porn.

>>9178860
Wow I think we have a mom as fucktarded as Casey Anthony

>>9179458
No there isnt. He was just being a kid. If he was off, then it was due to the oppression of this bat shit mother. I think its more likely that his bat shit mother was exaggerating.