/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would if she was yayoi

But then she'd be both 3D and poor. Awful combination.

pretty sure girls in the third world get raped and impregnated before theyre twelve.

Must suck to live in an apartment without a shower.

>>9176549
What's wrong with being poor, asshole?

>>9176562
I can't leech off of her.

Who says I haven't?

>>9176541
That's actually tremendously common OP, it's called mail order bride. They mostly come from Eastern European nations such as Belarus, Ukraine, and Russia.

The problem that arises here is, what kind of girl from there wants to marry a western man? You get the same women as the Japanese who are interested in white men.

They expect to live like a spoiled bitch does here, while the man expects her to stay just the same but move to a new country.

With 3D you always lose.

American capitalist logic.

>>9176557
That's why you grab them when they're 11, or go to a third world country with a religion that prevents loli rape, i.e. not Africa.

In China the rural girls sometimes get by with risque jobs but surprisingly few of them go into actual prostitution.

>>9176563
As if some spoiled rich bitch would marry you in the first place let alone support you financially. Think realistically.

There was a thread about a youtube video about how fucking donkeys is the norm in Mexico. One part of the video had a blonde British journalist bragging about being married to a Mexicon and explaining the donkey fucking culture.

Women prefer donkey fuckers over /jp/. /jp/'s problem is their standards are too high.

>>9176577
Obviously I would start as her childhood butler who she would eventually fall for.

>>9176564
I meant to go to the actual country, mail order brides are almost guaranteed to be stupid bitches that just want to be spoiled and taken care of. It's basically what they're signing up for.

If you're not completely retarded you can see through them easily what with them being dumb and all.

>>9176577
Since when did Orin have such huge knockers?

There are plenty of unspoiled girls who aren't poor, the problem is they're nabbed up almost immediately and taken off the market.

>Women prefer donkey fuckers over /jp/.

>>9176611
WHY DONT YOU FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
NBHYDWGHED FUCKING WHY
GET

THE
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>>9176577
BUT A MAN CAN DREAM!

Why don't rich career women want cute, gentle househusbands that will cook, clean, and take care of their kids?
I could stay at home all day, I wouldn't have to leave ever except to buy groceries and pick up the kids. And in my free time I could play video games.
Truly living the dream.

I just want to be the cute homemaker.

>>9176615
Whisper: Your autism is showing.

Because when I bring back my 8 year old bride, ill be arrested.

>>9176614
I want to be Madoka's dad.

Poor girls can be the worst or the best, it's a big gamble with a very big pay off.

>>9176640
The man doesnt care. They would rather my bride die of starvation in a ditch after she was rapped by niggers and had her arms cut of to sacrifices to their primal gods for victory over the white devil, than let us be happy. Moralfags.

>>9176668
That or selling out yourself for some fat nerd for money?

>>9176677
what if the fat nerd was a loving caring husband

>>9176689
Impossible. Pedophiles cant love and children can love. They have a disease. The cure is incarceration and brain washing.

>>9176695
fbi please ggo

>>9176695
Go to bed, SA.

>>9176695

>>9176695
What u do when they become old? Just switch? Can't you just admit to yourself that it is a fetish not love.

>>9176699
Sick dubz my goon

You know those poor asian girls that work in Asian restaurants are paid under the table and don't even get minimum wage. Pretty sure all their tips are put into a bucket and distributed evenly too. I'd also wager they live in the same apartments with eachother.

Go find one of the uglier ones with the "kind of cute but off" faces and fucked up teeth, she'll be perfect.

>>9176704
>>9176703
>>9176699
>>9176698
3D little girls are revolting so yes if you are attracted to them you likely do have some kind of mental illness.

>>9176541
I don't.

>>9176712
LOL LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

Don't they spoil quicker in places without air conditioning?

Even the poorest and most desperate woman wouldn't marry anyone with /jp/'s fucked up views. Having them are signs of genetic defect and /jp/'s lack of game is just natural selection at work.

>>9176719
Swing and a miss. /jp/ is charming as fuck and could score any time it wants to.

>>9176722
We're not talking about eroge.

>>9176722
Like total retard. Yeah, right...

>>9176724
>>9176723
Check these beta virgins

Protip brehs, not everyone on this site are as pathetic as you two

>>9176723
>>9176724
You don't know SHIT about /jp/.

/jp/ers are:
>shy / socially awkward (girls can find that cute)
>cute
>slim
>handsome
>sexually mature and comfortable with exploration of themselves and others
>refined taste and are able to distance themselves from being lewd
>able to restrain themselves
>able to think of other people's needs
>able to remember dates such as anniversaries
>romantic and like to have dinner with waifus
>likes eating cute food and drinks
>likes cuddling in bed
>likes a wide array of hobbies and music

Sorry but /jp/ is way more attractive than you seem to think.

>>9176722
I actually can.

That talent will never see use though.

>>9176738
Please don't include me in your bizarre fantasies of what /jp/ is.

>>9176748
If you aren't in my list then you don't belong in /jp/.

>>9176724
Whatever man.

>>9176738
What's with the greentext?

>>9176738
So are 95% of other men, and they aren't losers.

You seem to think the alpha faggots on Jersey Shore and the wife beaters on TV are the norm. They're not. That's why they're on display on TV, and even then a lot of them are just putting on a show for ratings.

>>9176766
He doesn't know how to;
-properly make lists
-use the quote function


Also, seems to be enamored with /jp/

>able to remember dates such as anniversaries

I have trouble remembering my own birthday.

>>9176766
I was quoting notable figures from history.

>>9176770
I didn't know what day it was until my roommate just told me.

Granted, I'm on summer vacation

>>9176768
>So are 95% of other men, and they aren't losers
Slow down there, bro. I think that you are overestimating the average non-/jp/er. White males are in the top 10%, and /jp/ers are in the top 1%.

>>9176769
>yeah whatever you say
Winston Churchill - 1943

>>9176770
You don't have a waifu? She would be heartbroken if you couldn't remember special dates.

I really wish /jp/ would stop caring so much about all this 3D vs 2D nonsense in the first place. Asexual is bestuxal

Although realistically I mean the idea of getting yourself in a tizzy over "all dem spoild bitchez" is silly in the first place. Just live and let live. If you find the love of your life, cool. If not, who cares? You're satisfied enough with yourself to the point where you don't need anyone else's love, right?

..right?

>>9176790
I'd stop caring if you stopped posting about them.

I wish I could spy on Yayoi taking a bath in the kitchen sink.

>>9176802
I wish we could rub dicks

>>9176802
Wouldn't you walk in and stare at her while she's home alone? You could walk over to her clothes and pick up her pantsu and watch her horrified face at your intrusion. Do you think she'd chase you and let you see her whole body naked or would she let you walk out sniffing them?

>>9176790
What's up with the spoilers?

>If you find the love of your life, cool. If not, who cares?

The problem is /jp/ are "omegas" who think they're alphas so they're entitled to only the best and finest.

/jp/ not knowing their place, awareness of their limitation, and entitlement mentality are the cause of their failure and misery.

>>9176801

Putting aside the fact that I'm not posting about them *because* I do not care about the matter at all, isn't that a little pathetic, Anon? You're putting your state of mind in another person's hands. As long as it's out of sight, it's easy for it to be out of mind, but that's just hiding from your own feelings on the matter, you know

True maturity comes from confronting your feelings, analyzing them, and understanding their influence on your life. What does it truly do for you to adopt this 3DPD style attitude, other than make you a hateful little person? It's all well and good for a joke, but, well, it really stopped being a joke quite some years ago

Instead, why not simply live and let live, without burdening yourself with such a shallow sense of hate for the real world and those within it?

>>9176821

>>9176820

Because my initial paragraph was a bit misleading in making my point in favor of simply stating that leaving behind your desire for sex with other people is the key to happiness. Specifically, though, I don't mean that the desire for sex is a bad thing, I mean that letting your happiness be decided by the whims of another person is ultimately harmful. Hence the spoiler tags; they catch the attention with the opening paragraph, and elaborate for those interested enough to read on

Please do not tell me you are one of those silly new /jp/ers that take offense to the use of spoiler tags

>>9176822
I think you're taking this a lot more seriously than I am.

>>9176839
Our interests here aren't exactly diverse.

>>9176839
Don't worry, I have the normalfag chart version of this too.

>>9176842
>>9176822
>>9176790
Look at this homo regurgitating shit he heard on Dr. Phil

>>9176858
Nobody gives a shit other than the guy (you) trying to force his meme. Get over it.

>>9176842
I've been here since the beginning. Unnecessary use of spoilers does nothing besides make the board look fragmented, messy, and more like /a/ and /v/. For somebody who only browses /jp/, they're an eyesore. They add nothing positive to your message, especially if they're juse used to cover up some dumb part of the message.

>>9176846

Perhaps you're not taking this as seriously as you should be. Understanding *why* you think what you think is the key to understanding yourself. If all you can say about your thoughts in this conversation is "I hate those damn 3DPGs," that is shallowness of thought

Are you a shallow person, Anon? You do not have to be. One of the many blessings of hikkikomori-style livelihood is the ability to think, to reflect, to question, and to understand yourself, free from the influences of others

Stop lashing out, Anon, and start thinking about why you lash in the first place. Doing so will set you on the road to finding peace, and if you are like many /jp/ers, you've strayed quite far from it

>>9176860
How would you know that nobody else cares? When you compare normal text to spoilers, which are just black blocks that you need to mouse over/highlight to see, they're nothing more than a bother.

>>9176858
So why did you start your crusade against spoiler tags only after Robert Brown started trying to force his retarded meme these last months, and not a year ago? Or two?

>>9176860
It is rather pointless. I don't vehemently hate it, but I see no reason to facilitate it.

>/jp/ are "omegas" who think they're alphas so they're entitled to only the best

I blame the media, /jp/sies think they deserve the princess when they're supposed to stay within their league and go with the mousey nerd girl who dated a jock or two.

>>9176867
It wasn't as widely used as it's become in the past few months. I don't know why people even go through the few extra keystrokes to add some kind of pizzazz to their posts thinking it's funny or clever.

>>9176851
Otaku culture is so diverse we aren't even able to define it and agree on it. It seems unfair to write off the seemingly diverse array of topics that get posted here which strictly aren't allowed or that have their own boards.

>>9176873
7/10, I'm saving that sentence for future threads not only on /jp/, but other sites.

>>9176877
The number of people using spoiler tags unnecessarily went up for the sole reason of wanting to spite people like you who complain about inane shit all the time.

>>9176873

The mousey nerd girls hate us even more than the princesses, strangely enough.

>>9176884
Aside from one or two threads asking for the posts to be spoilered, I think it's gone down. I think people would rather their posts be taken seriously than to have somebody complaining about them. Like some other guy above me said, there's really no reason for them.

jaypoo

>>9176889

It's very pointless to argue in such broad generalizations, but food for thought; how does the otaku nerd culture tread women in general?

What, then, came first, the chicken or the egg? Our hate, or theirs?

Hence the pointlessness of it all. LUV IS THA ANSA, BRO

No, but seriously, it is, and it tremendously saddens me whenever I see people so easily decide to hate

>>9176857
>a boy becomes a man when they hug you when you punch him
I'm not sure if it is sarcasm.

>hand you the remote control
It had better be the remote control for a DVD player or stereo. No TV in my house, bitches.

>>9176897
The posts are taken seriously by everybody but you.

>I think it's gone down.
It went down to pre-spam levels when nobody gave a fuck because people got bored of spoiling everything for shits and giggles in response to the spam.

>>9176903
>How does the otaku nerd culture treat women in general?
Who the fuck cares?

>>9176903
>what came first the chicken or the egg
The chicken. Chicken egg shells are made of a protein that only a chicken can produce. The eggs simply cannot exist unless a chicken existed first.

>>9176905
/jp/ - Masochism General

>>9176910

Anyone who wishes to understand the basis of all the stupid hatred that flies around whenever any member of the opposite sex is ever brought up. So, me, I guess

The answer, sad as it is, often boils down to "angry virgins who scarcely understand themselves, much less the culture around them"

>>9176916

Fuck, I hadn't thought of that!

>>9176906
>The posts are taken seriously by everybody but you.
I personally can't even remember the last time I bothered looking at unnecessarily spoilered posts like I assume this one is
>>9176903

That being said, even though it looks bad I've never actually given enough of a shit to complain about it at all.

>>9176906
If anyone here else is like me, a post loses a bit of legitimacy when spoilers are used for no reason. It's like how nobody really takes a post seriously when /a/b/v/ memes or greentext are used. Spoiler use is on the same level as those things anyway.

>>9176926
>angry virgins
Nigga this ain't /r9k/, we aren't fureverarone virginiceguys that are so mad because bitches only care about arufa meiru douchebags. We fucking hate bitches because they're shitty excuses for humans. We wouldn't hate them if we didn't understand the way shit works.

>>9176916
Does genetic mutation occur in the egg or in hatched chickens? Let's find out:

>Gene mutations occur in two ways: they can be inherited from a parent or acquired during a person’s lifetime. Mutations that are passed from parent to child are called hereditary mutations or germline mutations (because they are present in the egg and sperm cells, which are also called germ cells). This type of mutation is present throughout a person’s life in virtually every cell in the body.

TL;DR The egg or the chicken could have came first because genetic mutations can happen at any time, and the evolution of the ancestor of a chicken was caused by these mutations. We will never find out.

>>9176930

Spoilers have been on the board longer than you have, Anon. You're basically just finding something to hate for no reason

And incidentally, opening your state of mind up for disturbance by others who would so childishly do exactly what I am doing right now

>>9176929
And yet we're all posting in a retarded 2D versus 3D thread, so you clearly can't be filtering posts based on quality.

>I've never actually given enough of a shit to complain about it at all.
First time for everything.

>>9176930
Hardly anybody takes posts in /jp/ seriously anyway. If you don't want to read them that's up to you.

What's with that ``entitled'' bullshit? That's not how evolution works at all.You're supposed to choose the best partner, not the most similar to yourself.

>>9176942
Lots of people take the posts here seriously. If you're not taking the posts seriously, then what's the point of even bothering to read them?

>>9176940
Who cares. I choose what makes me happy. I make a cost/benefit analysis of it, and that's how I decide.

Be it 3D women or dropping the entire idea and living alone. It's not about finding the best partner on average even, I could sacrifice the ideal mating partner just to fuck a girl with a better looking ass, then dump that girl a few years later.

Why would anyone give a fuck about evolution given your tremendously short lifespan, is beyond me.

>>9176903
>It's very pointless to argue in such broad generalizations, but food for thought; how does the otaku nerd culture tread women in general?

About as poorly as the rest of our culture does, broadly generally speaking.

I don't really hate anyone. I'm disappointed in a lot of people and in myself, but hate just requires way too much energy to maintain for more than a few seconds.

>>9176916

The eggs used to contain a slightly different species of food than chicken, but eventually the first thing that we could call a chicken emerged from an egg. However, since the egg could not be known as a chicken egg until the creature that it hatched was identifiable as a chicken, it could be said that the chicken came first, as we couldn't identify a chicken egg without the chicken being there as a point of reference. Therefore, chicken eggs do not exist until such time as something identifiable as a chicken comes out of an egg, retroactively making that egg a chicken egg. But, since the chicken springs forth from something that doesn't exist, it's most likely that the chicken also does not exist, as something that exists cannot come from something that does not exist. Naturally, that argument can be extended to everything, so ultimately, we don't exist. I never made this post. But here it is.

>>9176940
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Mousing over spoilers and clicking spoiler images is so 2007.

>>9176947
>Why would anyone give a fuck about evolution

Because it's mostly the evolution that made everyone act the certain way.

>I choose
>I make
>I decide.

Silly anon, an ego is a lie.

>>9176939

Fair enough. To which I ask: what makes them so different from you?

You lose a trillion points if you say "a vagina"

I mean, really. By anyone's estimate, most of /jp/ is a shitty excuse for a human. What exactly makes you better than them? More to the point, is it worth thinking yourself better than anyone at all? Doesn't that boil down to egotistical masturbation?

Why not simply live and let live?

>>9176948
>I don't really hate anyone. I'm disappointed in a lot of people and in myself, but hate just requires way too much energy to maintain for more than a few seconds.

Well, that's both unfortunate, but also gladdening to hear, Anon. Hate is toxic to your tranquility, but disappointment merely reflects an inability to live up to expectations. Find your way of doing so, Anon, and you may yet look upon yourself with something resembling pride! I believe in you!

>>9176964
Forces beyond my control make it so that I can't help but believe in an ego.

Shikata ga nai.

>>9176964
Oh? If that's the case, than the ``entitlement'' you speak of is just an extension of that, rendering your entire ``point'' moot.

>>9176967
>Why not simply live and let live?
Hatred and elitism are fun.

>>9176969
``Shitpost Anon``

Make a name for yourself~

>>9176967
People like you are such fucking killjoys.

I bet you're an anti-war pacifist too. People enjoy these things, that's what they do them. If we had something more entertaining, we would do that instead.

>>9176978
>I bet you're an anti-war pacifist too.
That has... nothing to do with anything in this thread.

People don't go to war because it's fun.

>>9176979
I was only ironically using them to make fun of that guy.

>>9176984
>I was only ironically
Get out of /jp/. Do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars.

>>9176978
So you support the war propaganda rather than the isolationist principles we were founded on?

Kill yourself. Seriously. You're everything that's wrong with the world right now.

>>9176983
Sure they do. People are violent because it's fun to be violent. Just like its entertaining to have an competitive mentality where another side must lose.

Stop trying to diffuse the situation by thinking you're some kind of peace maker in this thread.

>>9176990
I'm not Amerifat, nerd.

>>9176990
I used to support Ron Paul too. Then I took an Illuminati Agenda to the knee.

>>9176974

But it's so short sighted. Can't you see that the very world and people you shun are that way because they're thinking the same way?

Feelings are infectious, Anon. For every person whose mood sours yours, you sour twice others in turn. I'm hardly suggesting that everyone be happyjoyfulplayful, but you really need to ask yourself some questions about the world you want to live in and how you can shape it to what you want, even if it's in the slightest of ways

If it boils down to "do what I want and laugh myself into the grave," well, at least you're honest about what you want. So, good for you

>>9176978

Yeah, uh, I'm with >>9176983. I don't actually understand what you're trying to say

Anyway, there's not much point in continuing to blather on. I just really wish you wouldn't imply that hating people for no reason at all is "fun," because it's not. It's mentally draining on yourself, it's toxic to the mood of those you so abhor, and in turn such pointless negativity makes the world just a slightly nastier and crueler place

Anyway, I'll shut up now. I said my peace about five posts ago, now I'm just indulging in my own egotistical masturbation by continuing to speak

>>9176999
Really?

I didn't think anyone other than Americans could be so ignorant.

>>9176990
>So you support the war propaganda rather than the isolationist principles we were founded on?
Who's "we"?

>>9176999
>Sure they do. People are violent because it's fun to be violent.
Very few wars are started this way and most of those were idiotic bush wars in African where nobody cares.

>Stop trying to diffuse the situation by thinking you're some kind of peace maker in this thread.
I'm not diffusing the situation. I'm calling you a retard because what you said was retarded.

>>9177026
"We" is obviously Americans.

You do realize you're on an American imageboard set in EST, right?

>>9177026
Stop getting so mad. What happened to your ``zen'' shit?

You're just a limp dicked faggot that doesn't think violence is fun, no surprise.

>>9177033

Zenfag here. I would like to interject, despite my earlier departure from the conversation; this person you are quoting is not me. Not that it will matter to you, but I thought the distinction worth trying to make

In fairness, I suppose this is what I get for not namefagging or something. But then, you'd just hate me for being a namefag instead of preaching philosophy, if not both, so there's really never a point any way you spin it

>>9177033
>>9177032
No he's right. Quit getting mad over people's opinions.

Also, isn't it past your bed time? You're shitting up /jp/ with your Americanism.

>>9177032
>"We" is obviously Americans.
Obviously. The point was that using the term "we" is retarded, since you're assuming that all participants in the discussion are not only American, but should agree with everything the founding fathers said.

>>9177033
I'm not Zen at all. I'm eternally mad. You're probably thinking of someone else.

>You're just a limp dicked faggot that doesn't think violence is fun, no surprise.
I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction nor am I homosexual. This has nothing to do with whether wars are fought primarily because violence is fun.

>>9177046
>>9177048
Haha, oh wow.

I trolled you guys so good.

>>9177057

>>9177057
If you really wanted to troll you could have dragged this out for another hundred posts. I would have happily obliged.

>>9176873
>who dated a jock or two.
Dating used goods, no thank you.

>>9177057
フウウウウウウウウウウウ！

>>9177067
That's not me, I'm still willing to express my opinions while you spew your hippie shit.

Might makes right, that's all there is too it. Maybe you should grow up.

>>9177078
You have to make some sort of effort to be subtle or at least on-topic if you want that. I could argue with you about non-interventionism until the cows come home but you've given me nothing to work with.

>>9177093
Because all you want to do is wait for me to make a point so you can ``try'' and refute it. How boring, just admit you're wrong.

People absolutely love violence.

>>9177095
>Because all you want to do is wait for me to make a point so you can try and refute it.
Nailed it.

>>9177071
Have to agree with this anon.
Why should we settle for another man's used goods.

>>9176903
Now for the chicken and egg thing.
Think about it logically.
Eggs existed long, long before chickens did.
Different species of bird that laid hard shelled eggs existed long before chickens.
Why anyone would think the chicken came before the egg is beyond me.

>>9177099
emphasis on ``try''

Yeah, sure, pathetic desperate OP, marry some mailorder bride and then find out that you essentially invited every other member of her whole mobster goon ethnicity into your home and life and that you're fucked.

Great idea. Except most of us are college students, jackass.

Go fuck yourself, shill.

``lol``

>>9177103
That's nice.

>>9177103

A person unwilling to admit wrongness will never be proven wrong, at least in their own minds

>>9177105
I specifically said no mail order brides, nerdaloid >>9176588