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hey /jp/,
I bought everybody cupcakes.

>> No.9175479
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Those aren't macarons..

>> No.9175481

Sweet I love flowers.

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Sorry i am allergic to cupcakes.

>> No.9175491

Thanks man, but I hate icing.

>> No.9175507

Bottom left best

>> No.9175525

>>9175507
the corner?

>> No.9175528

>>9175525
yeh

>> No.9175565

They look unbelievably disgusting. I would never eat.

>> No.9175567

I just realized, you could stick your dick in these.
Not that you would want to or anything. It would feel very unsatisfying, and not to mention the wasting of a perfectly good cupcake.

>> No.9175581

>>9175565
Well yeah, they all look old ans stale.

>> No.9175599

>>9175567

You can stick your dick in a lot of things, Anon, but more often than not, it's not a good idea to do so

>> No.9175605

>>9175599
Is women an example of that?

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>>9175605

Well, look where you are. What do you think?

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oh uh thanks op, but no thanks ^_^

>> No.9175627 [DELETED] 

>>9175611
The things I would do to that squid..

>> No.9175632

>>9175605
Wouldn't know that.

>> No.9175635

I can't believe people actually like those grody things.

>> No.9175645

Whats wrong with the one in the first row, second down?

>> No.9175653

>>9175470
アメリカ人は気味悪いなw

>> No.9175655

>>9175645
The bloody one or the brown one?

>> No.9175658 [DELETED] 

>>9175620
why is his head as wide around as his neck?
did he like tape his ears back?

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>>9175658
cause hes a man

>> No.9175687 [DELETED] 

>>9175671
>hes a man

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>>9175687
>male
>over 18
yeah

also sup meido

>> No.9175699

Why does this thread have so many replies?
Why do my threads keep being deleted?
Why?

>> No.9175703

>>9175691
Go draw some pics in the oc thread.

>> No.9175704

>>9175470

Where's the simple one that just looks like a wisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut? I'm so fucking disappointed.

>> No.9175702

>>9175699
Worst moderation on 4chan.

>> No.9175707

Yay for vagina diversity!

>> No.9175715

>>9175707
You shouldn't be proud of having a disgusting meat flap between your legs.

>> No.9175716

I would love to drag all of /jp/ to a performance of The Vagina Monologues.

You'd all learn a thing or two.

>> No.9175712

>>9175699
Should have been here that one day he deleted every new thread so his homosex thread stayed on the front page.

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>>9175699
life is unfair

>>9175703
who? i might just have to draw some madoka shit actually...

>> No.9175723

>>9175716
I already know women are sluts.

>> No.9175727

>>9175704
You're looking for child porn.

You will be disappointed by real females, I'm guessing.

>> No.9175735

>>9175727
When I want roastbeef, ill go to Arbys

>> No.9175752

>>9175716
Long ago I made a vow to never watch anything with the word "vagina" in it unless it was porn.

>> No.9175753
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>>9175735
>>9175727
>>9175704

>> No.9175757

>>9175752
I never watch anything with the word "vagina" in it even it's porn.

Congrats on the marriage by the way.

>> No.9175763

>>9175757
What it its Boku no Hairless Childs Vagina, 3D. In theaters now!

>> No.9175770
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They look diseased.

>> No.9175772

>>9175716

"The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could, in which a woman recalls memories of traumatic sexual experiences in her childhood and a self-described "positive healing" sexual experience in her adolescent years with an older woman."

Wow, sounds like a bunch of feminist, male demonizing bullshit.

>>9175727

I take it you're not familiar with Bill Hicks' Goat Boy character. What a shame.

>> No.9175781

>>9175653
Not as bad as the jap ones, though.

>> No.9175845

>/cgl/

>> No.9175868

/jp/, remember that without vaginas like these, you would not have been born.

>> No.9175879

>>9175868
anon, remember that most of /jp/ wishes they were never born.

>> No.9175890

gimme da chawclit

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>>9175868
Its okay. I didnt want to be born.

>> No.9175894

>>9175879
but then how would they complain on /jp/?

>> No.9175900

>>9175894
don't you know of portal threads?

>> No.9175916

>>9175715

In fairness, most people aren't be proud of having a revolting tube of meat and blood distending from their pelvis either

>> No.9175918

>>9175470
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9161462#p9162796

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>>9175879

It's funny because it's true

>> No.9175942

>>9175931
IT'S NOT FGUNNY

>> No.9175956

>>9175868
How do you know my mother wasnt 8 when I was born?

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>>9175942

You're right

It's hilarious, in that uniquely self-depreciating black humor sort of way

>> No.9175969

>wish to be the little girl
>don't want the equipment that comes with it

I don't even, /jp/.

>> No.9175973

>>9175958
Don't cry Alice.

>> No.9175978

>>9175969
Little girls vulva dont look like that.

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>> No.9175991

>>9175969
from what I've seen, /jp/ wants to be shota traps and dickgirls so it makes sense.

>> No.9175992

>>9175753
Who would use that as a skype avatar ?

also at least 28 skype avatar ? are you a skype schizophreniac ?

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>>9175987
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>>9175992
I change it constantly to get reactions from my normal friends

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>> No.9176043

One of them has either a tampon string or cum in it

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>>9175987
>>9175988
>>9175995
>>9175998
>>9176017
>>9176023
>>9176042
>>9176049
>>9176059
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

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