/jp/ - Otaku Culture

honk

Hello, booooooys.

>>9171035

Helloooooo, Nurse!

ahaha, remember the animaniacs. remember the 90s. the friggen 90s. toonami anyone? friggin' a, those times were the best, but now is the suck, am i right, am i right guys, am i right gentlemen, am i alright, am i fitting in, am i alive, is my existence justified?

>>9171056
too western

>>9171053
Little Chen tails lick-y lick lick~

>>9171031
Welcome back from the Nomura-verse, Chen!

>>9171078
Don't shit on the 90's just because you didn't live during that decade.

>>9171081
Stop it you're making me hard! Please post more.

>>9171157
Christ that drawing is shit.

Yeah whatever. Where's your mom?

>>9171081
Big Chen belly flash-y flash flash~

>>9171168
Mommy's not home..

>>9171201
My dick...

i need to fap RIGHT NOW

>>9171227
I love everything about that picture.

>>9171201
>>9171201

>>9171256
Simply superb. Thank you.

Chen is mai waifu

I'd keep Nazurin chained in the basement too, though.

>>9171289

Little chen bladder, leaky-leak-leak.

honking

>>9171078
Forced autism

>>9171449

>>9171449
>>9171463

>>9171620
Don't even think about it.

>>9171627

>>9171639
I swear to god if you bafu I'll kick your ass.

>>9171201

Okay. Fine. We can play catch or something until she gets home.

You got a mitt?

>>9171647

>>9171655

>>9171691

STOP PEEING CHEN!!!

>>9171700

>>9171723
Would you comfort an embarrassed and upset Chen after she wets herself?

>>9171797
No but I'd have sex with her, if you know what I mean.

chen pls

>>9171723
Yes i would. I would sit in her pee with her and ask her whats wrong?

I used to think i wanted to fuck chen. But then i realised i want to watch over her, protect, and maybe learn from her. But the one thing i want most, if anything is to be with chen. Because she makes me happy.

Sent from my iPhone.

>>9172796
You'd still hit that ass.

>>9172799
Maybe per acctident while were cuddling, but i would never rape chen. Shes to strong

Sent from my iPhone.

>>9172813
What if you catch her masturbating to you?
You would satisfy her desires, right?

>>9172825
Thats a fucked up question.

>>9172825
The only time i'll ever fuck Chen is in my dreams.
:P

Just because she's strong doesn't mean she's invulnerable.

Imagine: You catch Chen unawares as she is taking a stroll in Mayohiga. Shooting her with a ranged dart filled with sedatives, she immediately collapses, out of consciousness. You slowly approach her and stand above her defenseless form, a vicious smile forming on your face.

When Chen finally wakes, it is night, and it dawns on her the horrible realization that she is late in her nightly preparation of supper for her master, Ran Yakumo. She hastily rushes to the Yakumo household, clutching her torn clothes close to herself, running with difficulty due to a burning sensation between her legs. It's not the worst of it, though, for she is covered in numerous bruises and sores.

When she finally arrives at the door, standing there is Ran. "I-i'm sorry," stutters Chen between tears, "I w-wasn't on time".

"Wipe that disgusting sticky film off your face," says Ran flatly. "Don't expect any dinner for yourself either, you irresponsible cat". Ran gives the disheveled shikigami a one-over glance, her gaze falling on a splotch of damp blood on her panties, showing beneath a tear in her dress.

Ran: "I should've known it would be in the nature of such beasts as you, you whore". She shuts the door on her.

Chen can do nothing but cry herself to sleep, left to the mercies of the night.

>>9172923
I would help her get by for the rest of my life. That would also be a great opportunity to prove my love to her, because she has nowhere to go. I would become her best friend.

>>9172923
It would be a great opportunity to learn from the great Chen

I would play videogames with her, but I wouldn't let her ride a bike, she can't be trusted on them.

>>9172923
>implying Chen wouldn't be the one who is screwing you.

Honk Honk is all we need

>>9173410

That's some pretty awful line work..

>>9173434
No, not really.

>>9172796

I'd like to help Ran raise her. I've never even wanted a family, but I do want this.

>>9173478

Yes, it is.

>>9173544
I'd rather be raised by Ran. Move over, useless cat.

>>9171078
>dissing the 90s
I'm about to radically terminate your ass motherfucker

>>9173410

>iqdb
>TinEye
>Google Reverse Image Search
>No correct results from any of them

Fucking hell.

>>9173410

>ruff

I can only imagine how cute that sounds when Momiji says that

>>9173574

>not tag searching on ex-hentai

Casual

>>9173574
You want us to give you SAUCE?

>>9173574
Why don't you have the exhentai search script

or upload and search exhentai by image yourself?

>>9173574
I'm a niceguy so here you go.

http://exhentai.org/s/eb796dd115/109915-1

If you sadpanda me though I'll find out where you live and slap you.

>>9173594
DAT CHEN

>>9173594
Because searching exhentai by image is so hard isn't it

:3

>>9173587
>exhentai search script
I was hoping this existed yet I never thought to check. Thank you.

>>9173594

Thank you.

>>9173600
I just don't see the point in being a dildo about it.

nice dubs

>>9173594
fuck u no one bullies momiji

chen pls

barf

chenpls

sum of dat chen pls

what would you do if you caught Chen peeing in the corner of the living room?

XD

>>9174112
I'd love her.

>>9174112
God DAMN IT Chen
And slap her before she runs under a bed or something.

Eventually just yelling her name like that will make her take off

>>9174150
She comes back to my place.

>>9174150
>not drinking her piss and bathing in it

How does Ran punish Chen?

>>9174179
>implying Chen isnt "perfect"

>>9174179
She just yells her name.

>>9174179
Rape

>MFW trying to play Touhou
>cheeeeeeeeen
>plssssssss
>cheeeeeeeeen- plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

pls chen ;_;

Chen kicks me in the ass and it feels good man.

I'm going back to /vg/, you guys don't even post Chen.

>>9174522
we can talk to her any time we want, so..?

>>9174845
What would you do if you were laying down with Chen and she starts licking your chest(shirt)?

>>9171227
>>9171256
So why does this faggot keep posting his shitty OC?
He should just quit, nobody wants to save such shitty content to their PC.

Also, Fingernails is a shitty 2hu.

>>9174928

You don't get to decide which touhous are shitty, nerd.

>>9174940
Canon shit personality.
Canon shit fingernails.
Canon bitch.
Canon worst face.
Worst Color hat.
Worst color Dress.
Worst tails.
Worst Cat in 2hu.

...and people think Mokou is the worst, psshh yeah, pssh, I got bigger fish to fry. Back up off my shit before I challenge you to a 1v1 in surf, bitch.

I only come here to watch Chen.

>>9174948
Are you a broni?

>>9174981
No, why do you ask?
Here's a picture.

>>9174995
Ok thanks sorry sorry.
I'm saving that "shitty" OC, by the way. What's wrong with it?

>>9175001
It's just 2 randum 5 me.

>>9175005
But it's therapeutic to me.
Should i delete it, then?

you are not the chen i love miss

>>9175010
oui.

>>9175026
Thanks.

>>9171078

Ironic something something is still something something.

chen pls ;_;

>>9175053

>>9175077
le wtf so randoom~
xD

i wonder what it's like to fuck a cat

>>9175175
This kills the cat.

>>9175176
not with what I'm packing

>>9175176
>>9175176

>>9175192
...but the bullet would bounce off.

chenpls

don't feel hurt. forgotten. scared. i am here, chen.

>>9173594
>2012
>sad panda
frankly, my friend i would do more then slap him

>>9175247
You would suck his cock?

>>9175312
Yes.

>>9175432
dat chen
:3

>>9175520
> :3
Even if you are being ironic, please go away.

>>9175531
I only come here to watch chen, faggot.

-.-

>>9174928
new epic /jp/ meme

do it again pls.

cats