/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I assume I will die at some point.

I don't want to to live forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg

Feel with me for just a moment, /jp/.

I wonder how clothes must get when you wash them in Tornado, Cyclone and Typhoon speed. Also, what must happen to a cat girl if you put her in the washing machine at those speeds.

Normals sound so stupid when they say this. It's like they assume that everyone is immortal to begin with.

Behold, the true face of /jp/
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9074530

Homelessness counts as NEET.

Fuck you OP.

>>9167197
my 0 isnt showing up on warosu but does on foolz

>>9167203
Why are you sage'ing now?
Can you at least nokosage, it makes you more kawaii.

>>9167190
Get out of my head. I was just going to dig up that song.

I'm just going to leech off my parents til they die and I starve to death.

my parents are threatening to send me to the military if I continue being NEET
wat do

>>9167220

i. kill them
ii. kill yourself
iii. job

Pick your poison.

>>9167220
Kill them then yourself

>>9167220

Get paid to risk your life and fight oil wars

perhaps if you get a minor injury you can get a good pension / compensation though (at least you can here)

>>9167220
Move to Australia, live off of immigrant benefits forever.

We also have good internet depending on the location you live in, I have a spare room you could rent if you really wanted to, where are you from?

>>9167257
Unless you can claim asylum, you won't get anything as an immigrant, dipshit, and no person from the first world can do that.

>>9167284
I was getting excited about those benefits, way to ruin my day

I'll kill myself when I have to stop being a NEET.
so yes I'll be remembered as a NEET forever

>>9167197
Jesus, I wasn't aware that there was such a huge influx of normals into /jp/ this summer

Did anyone else see the cats as malformed hands?

>>9167619
yes

>>9167220
Your parents can forcefully sign you away for the military now? There are other low-end jobs you can work in the civilian world too. For example, Best Buy associate wasn't bad.

If only people would stop posting images of cute girls being NEETs. I'd probably take it seriously then.

>>9169289
Even the crappiest of shitter-scrubbing jobs are hard to get nowadays.

>>9169289
Well, if you're a minor, you can be sent to a military school. And even if you're an adult, they can coerce you into signing up.

we need to all live together so we can be safe!! someone keep me safe please so i can be a neet and not have to go back to school!!!!!!!!

>>9169415
>Well, if you're a minor, you can be sent to a military school.
What? Do you live in North Korea?

>>9169425
Only if you suck my cock, dude.

>>9167220
how can they send you to military by force though? i mean, how does it work? where do you live?

>>9167220
Go with it. Once you come back, you'll be a crazy pacifist like ZUN!bar.

>>9169433
no lewdness!

>>9169425
there's the /jp/ mansion you know

>>9169469
Let me guess. It's in Gensokyo, right?

N-no thank you yet.

>>9169421
>>9169445
Please respond! I'm genuinely interested.

>>9169461
Well guess what? No tripfags either you cunt.

>>9169469
so...???
i heard it was fulll

The common man agrees, you selfish idiots!

>>9169473
No, it's a place where you wake up in form of a little girl and live the rest of you're life with other little girls. I'm writing from the mansion. Even though I prefer read books and drink tea most of the time.

>>9169481
"tripf*gs" is a bullying term and we dont use it here on jp
you just proved your newness.. an oldfriend would know that bullying isnt tolerated here!!!

>>9169493
wasn't the mansion supposed to have no internet connection?

>>9169502
How do you think we got chosen?

>>9169491
You know, I WISH there were still isolated areas I could go to live the life of Thoreau. As long as I have the necessities of life and a good library, I'm good.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Autistic Shit flingers on fire off the shoulder of page 15. I watched Billy Herrington glitter in the dark near the Shower Room. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. [pause] Time to die.

>>9169498
*whips out dick*
hey bro, you like my dick?

>>9169515
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9169461
"No lewdness!" Fukune chastised, and /jp/ just rolled his eyes and pressed Fukune down again, who obediently slurped and lapped at his cock like a lollipop. Fukune pressed his lips at the base and groaned, rubbing his mouth along his length. /jp/ glanced down to where the fabric of Fukune's skirt covered his ass as he ground himself helplessly against the bed, both hands occupied with pleasuring /jp/. Fukune stopped moving his mouth to lean his forehead against /jp/'s pelvis, hips moving with abandon as he made small, eager noises against his hip.

>>9169498
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>>9169525
do u have facebook babe

>>9169513
What about interbutts?

>>9169520
that doesnt make any sense and sounds lewd jerk

>>9169515
>>9169520
FRIGG OFF BULLIES!

>>9169528
no i deleted it
i have a gabebook though loll

>>9169526
dont tell peopel to kill themselves :(

This is now a pet thread. In other words this is a signal to the bestiality guy that shat up the last pet thread I made. You'll actually be doing a service here.

I'm all for hating on tripfags, but seriously, don't bully-chan didn't do anything. Why so lewd, anons?
Take it easy.

>>9169531
stop being a slut fukune

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>>9169536

http://yaoihaven.wetpaint.com/page/Sexual+Roleplay+Chatroom+%28Large%29

>>9169529
Distracts me from reading.

>>9169538
get out you horrible poster

>>9169551
>1. The Secret Shower: You and your secret boyfriend finished working out after school and decided to take a quick shower in the gym (knowing that after 4pm no one was allowed in the gym shower)
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

>>9169538
so cute.. heres a picture of my cat

>>9169550
im not.. im pure

>>9169547
thank you :)

>>9169551
that website crashed my browser :(

>>9169578

What type of cat is it?

>>9169512
but you were chosen before you get put in the mansion. i don't see a connection.

>>9169578
I think I can see a glimpse of Fukune on the cat eyes reflection
can somebody enhance it?

Fukune is FBI

>>9169581
well its not really a pedigree so im not sure
she seems really timid but shes caught more birds and mice than any otehr cat and shes only 1 year old...

>>9169604
you cant even see the cats eye lol

>>9169606
federal bully inspector >:)

>>9169608
Are those brown spots actually there, or is it an artefact of the light?

>>9169616
yeah they are there

>>9169578
can i buy ur used putrid, vinegar smelling socks?

>>9169623
Do you get off on this? Seriously, what is your motivation for this rampant shitposting.

Here's my cat, he's a British Shorthair and kills anything with a pulse in my neighborhood. His name is Death Kitty.

>>9169636
see >>9169606

>>9169639
I bet my cat could beat your cat in a fight.

>>9169636
umm.. what??

im sorry but none of my posts have been off topic
you are delusional

>>9169633
my feet dont smell ;_;

>>9169639
gah.. it sucks when your cat kills everything.. i mean its so cute but its a murderer :(
anyway your cat is cute

>>9169650
I bet I could beat your cat in a fight.

>>9169608

Sounds like it's a nice cat. I wish I had a pet but they won't let me keep one in my apartment :(

fukune is great at being stupid fukin moron

I only lost my job 2 weeks ago for fucks sake.

>>9169652
Thanks Fukune.
>>9169652
Bring it on, looser. My cat kills jack rabbits bigger than himself.

Yes I can.

>>9169652
Would you tell me the topic of this thread, please.

>>9169676

shut up

>>9167178
also the dead are NEETs

>Mom dies
>Turn 25
>Inherit part of trust fund set up by my ultrarich great great grandfather
>MFW ~$20k per quarter for the rest of my life

Now I just have to deal with the mother part...

>Can't be a NEET forever
>Always a NEET on the weekends
>Till the end of times

Everything went better than expected

>>9169680
u shut up

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>>9169689
who u qoute?

>>9169559
But fuck-une being a slut loves that kind of thing. She gives dogs bones and gets boned by them. Moving up to horses now I think. Horrible bestiality-chan, where are you? Pic actually related. She raped her old cat and that's why he ran away and is a binge drinker now.

>>9169689
lucky bastard

>>9169704
God he smokes too?

>>9169689
What did your gggrandather do?

>>9169704
its not a she its an it

fkn whale

some1 post its fat hands

>>9169676
first it was about being a neet
then it was about pets

I wonder if the guy who plays Fukune gets turned on by all this.

>>9169704
Fukune is pure, shut up jerk.

>>9169714
he is probably fapping right now

>>9169715
she looks like a slag tho

>My feel when I realize this is another bullying Fukune thread
fffffff-

Fukune I think you should leave for now. The nerds are starting to act up and carry a conversation.

You have a lovely cat though <3

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>>9169723
That's not Fukune, stop bullying people.

>>9169706
Yeah. It's awful really. PETA would want her head.

>>9169704
dont say things like that :( my cat ran away and came back about a year ago but he had to be put down
his injuries were too grave
and another cat that we got was killed just in januray and it still hurts alot

>>9169742
>his injuries were too grave
Bet that was the last thing on your mind when you brutally raped him huh?

captcha: hypocritical ntheor

>>9169742
I'm really sorry for your loss Fukune, I would be devastated if my cats died. They're my only friends in real life.

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>>9169715
thanks *leaves*

>>9169714
i used to think Fukune is a troll.
i used to think this can't be a real girl, she can't be like this for real.
not anymore.

>>9169723
ew

>>9169761
*blocks door*

You're not going anywhere

>>9169773
that's sick.

>>9169766
*flips out the window and lands perfectly unharmed and runs away*

>>9169784
Fukune is this>>9169723 really you?

>>9169784
*turns off projector, revealing 'outside' to be a simulation*

You've now realized I've been keeping you in a box, there's no getting away

Congratulations you are all acting like a bunch of 12 year old /b/ kiddies who just found a girl. Grow up.

Sorry you had to go through this shit Fukune but if it's any consolation these bullies will likely be banned within weeks for being shitposters.

>>9169798
shut up

>>9169799
u think ur though uh?

>>9169798

>>9169798
gomenasai...

>>9169773
Penis Fingers?
sure is David Firth in here.

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>>9169803

So how many of your /b/ meme folders did you have to go through to find that one?

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>9169821
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

Pic related. It's me and my friend at a convention.

>>9169798
I laughed so hard, thanks man

>>9169821
>>9169848
We /b/ now. /b/ should come over to 'party' more often. Make sure to lure them over if you can.

>>9169853
i couldn't stop and i still can't stop

No, but I'll milk it for as long as possible.

>>9169862
whatafuck man xD

This thread pretty much delivered the deathblow to /jp/ for me. Welp nothing good lasts forever.

>>9169883
deliver this
*grabs dick*

I'm off to send moot another e-mail about deleting /jp/, then.

>>9169898
We don't need /jp/ anymore anyway now that we have /vg/.

>>9169883
Sign on the dotted line with the Kamijou-dick pen please.

>>9169883
>>9169898
How about you use the report feature or help me harass mods in IRC?

Want something to happen? Do something.

Fucktard(s).

>>9169908

Deleting /jp/ sounds like the better option at this point.

>>9169914
Don't say that.

Please delete /jp/ and force Touhou and visual novels in /vg/.

can sum1 tell me the jp irc lol

>>9169914
As bad as /jp/ is, there is no place as good.

>>9169908
How long have you been crusading? Since 2008?

>>9169914
Because someone is trolling you?

>>9169943
haha u wish

>>9169950

Uh, I just got here. On the outside this looked like a normal stupid thread but then I realized it was full of shitposts and a fucking mess.

>>9169952

This. There are so many better imageboards out there. They might not get a lot of traffic but fuck looking at them is like finding an oasis in the desert. /jp/ is rotting at it's core at this point.

>>9169955
So? They're doing it for shits and giggles, and to antagonize you. If you throw a hissyfit and demand moot deletes /jp/, you're better off leaving anyway.

>>9169964
Yes, but it is too much work to move over there. So please, do no tleave me.

These "abandon jaypee!!" posts sure never get old.

>>9169964
Simple solution for you babby.

>>9169967

I am calm as hell. What makes you think I am being bothered by this?

>>9169971
Perhaps it's because you think /jp/ should be deleted because there's a few threads around that you don't like.

I don't know I have never like trip drama and shit like this is a prime example. Maybe I am overreacting a bit since I should have been accustomed to years from it.

wtf you guys still didn't tell me the jp irc

i really want to go bother the mods about deleting this place

>>9169964
Are you trying to say that actually discussing japanese media would be better than this?

>>9169990

Shut up we are past this point.

>>9169994

I love /jp/ still and I am not leaving just yet.

>>9169997
seriously wtf give me the cooradination

>>9169813
>protection from black

Its funny because Arc is black.