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プランキングｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

oni-chan--

Oh my, these are really cute. Source/more?

Also - what the hell, Google?

wheres raisins?

>>9164085
Google is right, Chen does look like a car in the OP picture if you think about it.

>>9164013

>>9164085
You wouldn't download a Tewi.

TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI

Why is Tewi planking that bench?

>>9164100
>chen

>shoes
Drop dead

>>9164100
But even the colors don't match.
And I want to drive a Tewi.

POST MORE OF THAT TEWI.

>>9164013

That better be a chick...

>>9164181

God I want to mate with Tewi.

I love you tewi

Two

we

2-wii

Thats how you pronounce her name

>>9164272

>>9164312
wch 2wi wud u fuk

>>9164312
I pronounce it as TV.

>>9164328

I'll quit sexualizing you when you quit being so sexual.

>>9164181
if she is wearing her bloomers on her head
it means she is not using them under skirt

oh god

>>9164328
Maybe if you weren't such a fat slut...

What would it feel like to Tei?

>>9164312
English language really has a horrible orthography, doesn't it? Thank god it's only my 3rd language. One grapheme should have only one way of pronouncing it.

Tewi is pronounced [tewi] or [tew͍i] (IPA)

>>9164390
Tewi like Chewy because chewy tewi is cute.

Close your eyes, /jp/

Let me tell you about the sexualized rabbits

>>9164390
>Tewi is pronounced [tewi] or [tew͍i] (IPA)

No.
It's [tei]

>>9164404
How will I read your posts if I close my eyes

>>9164411
Open your third eye.

>>9164390
Shouldn't that be [t̪ew͍i]?

>>9164416
That's what the raven told me, too.

>>9164333
So you call her Teli?

She's been tearing up the floor and chewing your furniture

>>9164435
You must be a real bad-ass to have belts around your ears.

>>9164328

>>9164451
She is already fit to be a Castlevania character.

>>9164408
fyad

てゐ　= [t̪ew͍i]
てい　= [t̪ei]

>>9164459
>Castlevania character.
>not a squeenix character

>>9164465
You called?

What a lewd bunny.

>>9164462
<wi> hasn't been [wi] in hundreds of years. Deal with it.

Would you go out with Tewi if she asked you on a date?

>>9164492
what does <> and [] indicate?

Is this recognized by the official languages interpretation symbols globally?

>>9164500
it's gonna be a lie

>>9164500
How do I know she is for real and it's not going to drug me up and sell my liver?

>>9164500
I would hesitate and stutter then burst out in a slightly loud rushed and off putting tone to ask if I could smell her butthole.

>>9164462
And this girl's name is Winori right?

>>9164512
That is most certainly correct and you should recognize that is the proper and may I ad only way to pronounce it.

>>9164500
No, she just wants to pour hot coffee on my crotch.

>>9164505
>>9164507
Tewi is actually friendly to humans. She regularly helps lost ones find their way out of the bamboo forest. As long as you don't harass her or attack Eientei, she'll won't give you much trouble. At most she'd maybe pull a minor prank during the date, nothing painful or serious.

>>9164541
Cool fanfic faggot secondary nerd

>>9164505
>>9164507
>>9164511
>>9164527
Hmmm, so everyone seems to think Tewi is out to trick them in some way.
Interesting, because she is one of the few Touhous that actively helps out humans.

What if her feelings were sincere?

>>9164545
There would be no way to know now would there?

>>9164492
Hundreds? Sorry, you're wrong. ゐ was [wi] till ww2 or so. But that has nothing to do with Inaba Tewi.

>>9164512
She's probably some character in a modern japanese setting, so it's Inori.


>>9164501
[wi] is the IPA pronunciation, <wi> is probably just laziness/inability to type ゐ.

>>9164545
I'll ask her to introduce me to Udonge or Eirin, maybe Mokou if I want a drinking pal.

>>9164545
The only person she repeatedly pranks and abuses is Reisen. But then again, who doesn't?

>>9164552
There is only one way to find out.
Why don't you take the risk?
Who knows, it could be fun.

>>9164562

I'm not falling for that, Tewi.

>>9164545
i don't know man i just hope i don't hurt her feelings

>>9164553
Oh my.
Would you really rather go out with an older woman like me?
I'm sure I would be no fun, Anonymous. But if you really wouldn't mind.

>>9164567
>>9164568
>>9164574

>>9164553
Hnngh.

Udongein please.

Post more tewi pics guys

>>9164582
Sorry man, I'd rather have Reisen.

>>9164590

I find Tewi (and many others) attractive because they resemble my waifu even if their personalities are nothing alike.

Even after >10 years, I'm still not sure if I should be ok with this.
It's like I'm so goddamn superficial I only care about looks. But on the other hand, I didn't find that look attractive before I met my waifu.

>>9164582
pls dont cry

Anonymous, how could you! First, you reject Tewi, then hijack her thread with Mokou and Undongein?

This is unacceptable.

>>9164594
Hi-five!

>>9164602
Best Touhou thread time

>>9164617
more like the biggest piece o fart

The Eientei is the best collection of asses since the Democratic National Convention

>>9164602
You know you're the worst Touhou if you threads get hijakced by fucking Mokou.

Have a Tewi wearing black.

>>9164631
That's Player 2

>>9164632
No, that's hot.

Teiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteitei

Japanese royalty wearing pants

>>9164637
Isn't she just a noble?

teiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteiteitei

>>9164643
Whoever drew that messed up hard on the left asscheek

I'd rather have Mokou than Reisen, Tewi, or anyone living in Eientei anyways.

It will be like dating a bro only not as gay.

>>9164643

Why is Tewi so sexual?

Stupid sexy bunny.

>>9164647

Ass bones, have you ever heard on them?

They're the greatest things ever.

Too bad I don't have any relevant pics, because most artists just like to draw balloon asses because it's the easy way out

>>9164416

I immediately thought Sanjiyan Unkara.

>>9164650
1300 years of experience in a loli body.

>>9164643
I want to fuck that naughty bunny right now!

On a side note, what happened to that /jp/sie who had over 1K of lewd tewi images? You still haven't delivered!

>>9164426
I actually found your post really funny.

>>9164670
>1K of lewd tewi images
You make that sound like an achievement. If you just want loads of Tewi lewdness, set up a simple script to download everything from any booru index with inaba_tewi -rating:safe search, sheesh.

>>9164649
Enjoy knowing she'll never be able to join you in the afterlife.

>>9164485
what is this from?

thigh sex is delightful.

>>9164716
[Ito Life] Touhou Usa Usa

>>9164715
Eh, not like anyone else wouldn't outlive me by a couple thousand years anyways.

>>9164746

So when can I fall into that trap?

>>9164715
>Implying I wouldn't become immortal as well.

I'd do whatever I could. Mokou is my 2nd choice, right after Koishi, though.

>>9164764
you are not worthy of either of them

>>9164746
Is she going to pee on me?

>>9164768
>Implying I'm not
I could give Koishi the life she deserves, unlike you.

>>9164764
Makes sense. The first order of business if I ever make it into a magical fantasy land would be to find a way to make myself immortal.

Second order of business, make myself an over flamboyant outfit.

>>9164808
How are you going to do that if you can't even remember seeing her?

>>9164815
I have a Doctorate's in Koishi, so I have my own secret plan. Not gonna share with you losers, though, as Koishi's mine when we all go to Gensokyo. I'm not going to Gensokyo so I can get cockblocked by a /jp/sie.

>>9164821
inb4 remembering what she isnt
>scp-055

More lewd images of tewi please.

>>9164845
I don't into SCP.

Either way, I'm going to need some metal from you losers. Metal strong enough that a toddler can't break out of it, yet light enough that it isn't a burden to carry about 5 square meters of it.

>>9164821
Pffft, keep her.

No more lewd images of tewi please.

>>9164856
Not like you could take her anyways. I'm going to start working out so I can beat the /jp/sies that try and take Koishi from me.

>>9164860
>Implying I wouldn't simply create my own original character, Bloishi

>>9164862
Who are you quoting?

>>9164859
Gladly

>>9164808
you can't do shit you fukken nerd, when I go to Gensokyo if I ever see you laying a hand on that girl I'm going to break your fukin face

watch out

>>9164935
Lewd

I want to prank Tewi's hymen

>>9164935
I'd let her chew on my stick too, if you know what I mean.