/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Por favor, responda.

> ItRubsTheLotionOnItsSkin.jpg

...or else it gets the hose again?

>>9162169
Of course.

Now tell me, where do I buy an Onahole?
I'm serial.

>I always saw these threads
Then you know you could just redirect yourself to the archives instead of wasting our precious hikki time.

What a nice advertisement

>>9162194
no one told you to read this thread

>Is there an International/Australian webstore? Or should I just buy an Onahole?
What?

>>9162202
no one told you to make this thread

>>9162220
For Tenga. Or if I should just put my Google power into finding Onaholes.

2:40am, Intoxicated, you know how it is.

>>9162224

>>9162233
no, i'm not an alcoholic.

>>9162241
It's okay too be poor, I am too.

>>9162233
A Tenga is an onahole. Search the archive it'll be easier than searching google and if they don't ship overseas just use a proxy service like Yokatta.

http://en-nls.com/index.php

Onaholes tend to be way too small. You might think I'm joking, but they're really too small for your western penis.

>>9162259
Ah, I was not aware of the difference, I'll try rolling around the archives, although I've never needed to use them before, tell me. Which one is the good one? I already know foolz is the shit one, don't worry..

>>9162275
Cheers big ears, I'll check this out.
Here's a cute picture of an onahole.

>>9162280
Probably, but It'd be cool to display on my shelf.

>>9162296
Foolz isn't actually bad. People just need to feel elitist about things. An archive is an archive.

>>9162296
The one that is easier on your eyes

>>9162305
foolz is run by woxxy, fuck woxxy

>>9162275
How the fuck do I read this shit?

Also, what onaholes do you own /jp/? Which is your favorite?

>>9162329
It's auto translated

get over it and be grateful there's even an English option I guess?

I've been waiting for an onahole thread to ask this. I'm one of those guys who lives with his mother and wants an onahole, and some other toys. It's not the end of the world if I get caught but I'd rather not.

I hear people talk about "General Delivery". How do I actually use this?

>>9162309
They both look the same.

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If you buy White 's reasonable
Black is so to Erectile Dysfunction

>>9162378
I rather use your mouth ;)

>>9162280

Stop using the spoiler function incorrectly

>>9162280
my penis is 4.5 inches

>>9162400
they are small in width

Do they hurt if you're cut?

>>9162382
Stop being a buttraged neckbeard.

>>9162409

Fuck off with your spoilers

>>9162410
wait let me measure my width now

>>9162410
>>9162418
my width is 4.8 inches, maybe i measured wrongly

is this normal

I just measured too.

L: 18.1 cm
W (at widest point): 5.5 cm

So does this mean I can't get an onahole? Fuck everything

>>9162428
oops i meant cm

>>9162411
Why would they? Cut dicks are far less sensitive.

>>9162280
Dunno. In one of the related videos someone complained about it and he's been answered that the "typical" models should be OK.
Have you used/compared them?