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Fuck off.

How many of you faggots actually think we give a shit?

Tzar Bomba is the best weapon ever conceived.

How many of you faggots actually think the katana is the best weapon ever conceived?

i do, but i guess nuclear weapon might come close.

>>9159518

It objectively is in terms of beauty and overall ability.

Katanas have always looked like giant potato peelers to me

>>9159515
It's the most potent but not the best, it's size and the one of the bomber required for its launch makes the bomb easy to intercept, very easy in fact with today's tech, cluster bombs with nuclear warheads are better for most nuclear conflicts unless one of the sides doesn't have any kind of anti-air weapon.

>>9159530
Replied because I love you Alice!

As far as melee weapons go, the rapier and the spear are the best. Katana aren't bad though, so long as it isn't one of those shitty traditional japanese ones.

>>9159515
>>9159520
>>9159558
How good is a weapon if you can't even use it? the momment you launch the missiles your enemy will send theirs, and what do you get? M.A.D.

the greatest weapon is the human body (mine)

>>9159623
Sharpening dicks with your asshole is not a combat technique.

>>9159643
It is when you're in prison.

>>9159494
The katana is not the best weapon, but it's by far the most efficient sword.

If angled properly, a katana can cut even a bullet in half.

I think this settles the matter. Your gaijin blades are no match for swords folded over a thousand times.

>>9160525
Any sword can retard.
>>9160587
Yeah, right.

>>9160604
fake and gay

>>9160610
I think you posted the fake one.[/spoiler

>>9159494
muh dick is tbe best weapon ever concieved
ask you're mom lmao

>>9160610

lol, katana blade magically turns into western sword after coming down.

>>9160615
>>9160618
You guys are trolled so easily...

The watermelon bar is the best weapon ever conceived.

Everybody who disagrees is a faggot.

>>9160957
fukken this

I already own the two greatest weapons known to man.

Pic related.

Katana is so hard to read :(

>>9161059

>>9161059
for a while i seriously though you're gonna include a pic of your balls.

>>9161145
For a while? Do you usually deliberate over whether or not to look at spoilers?

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>9161158
I hope that's a pasta because you, sir, just wasted a fuckload of time typing that.

>>9161149
yes, most of the time. i am lazy*. i also like to guess what's behind them.

*though i'm not sure where's the actual effort in clicking the picture, but my laziness still makes me procrastinate for some reason.

>>9161165
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22Masterwork+Bastard+Sword%22+bu
llshit

>>9161165
Why would you even need to ask if that's a pasta?

katana is best, as seen in my favorite historical movie - the last samurai

>>9161174
>mfw

>>9161192
What if they made a gun that shot katanas?

>>9161240
takemymoneyandrun.jpg

>>9161240
i bet the japanese already tried something like that.

>>9161240
That's quite a difficult engineering challenge. You'd have to have the bullets home in on the blades to shoot them accurately, and sometimes they might miss the katana.

Why would you want to have a gun to shoot katanas anyway? It's easier to shoot the people holding them.

>>9161264
>Why would you want to have a gun to shoot katanas anyway?
The principle

>>9161142

I prefer pole arms and long blades. But the katana is a damn good weapon, but there really is no such thing as the best weapon

>>9159494
This is the best weapon.

Nah, lightsaber- all the way

>Balanced Pole
>Washing

Pick one.