/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The janitor attacks from the shadows and then leaves for 12 hours.

Love; NSJ.

hah

>>9157684
>>9157684

Theres barely ever moderation from 12 AM EST, to 6-7 AM EST.

That just so happens to be the time where /jp/ is at it's highest quality.

>>9157684
>The janitor attacks from the shadows and then sleeps for 12 hours.
Fixed that for you.

Owned4lyfe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeRypIC6KdE

>>9157679
Did he died? At least, did he got permanent scars?

>>9157728
obviously, not

>>9157728

I have been clawed in the face by them before. Cats are the worst.

>>9157736
Stop being an asshole and you wouldn't have that problem.

>>9157728
>Did he died?
Yes, this baby was killed, and his parents decided to make a funny cat gif of it and post it on the internet.

>>9157736
Take a bath, you probably smell like fish. Stinky.

the kid deserved it.

Little shit got what was coming to him.

I always wondered how these gifs come into existence anyway. Someone had to have filmed all of these and thought "LOL HE PUNCH DA CAT IMMA MAKE A GIF xD"

>>9157799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMIhL63KPxw

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HEEM SLEEPY

>>9157806
YOOO

That kid got FUCKED UP LOLPOLOLO

>>9157806

> yes she said in polish hit him

>>9157806
What sort of parent tells a toddler to hit a cat?
Haven't they seen what a cat can do to a level 1 commoner?

>>9157839
Keeping up with the analogy, you should ask yourself what kind of person asks 16-year-olds to spam /jp/.

>>9157767
Are you implying that parents who would think that don't exist?

>>9157837
>>9157837
>>9157837
>>9157837

Holy shit, did that kid hit a cat?

/r/ing for /b/lackup. No way can that sick fuck walk free.

What a pussy.

When I was a kid, me and my bros throwed fire works on them or put fire on their tails.
Such a good time.

>>9158001

>what a pussy
>there's a cat

:)

>>9158001
I always loved cats. When I was younger I hurt dogs instead.

>>9158001
My brother and I would kick the shit out of our neighbor's cats. One time we threw this stuff on them. Fuck, I still hate the things.

>>9158001
That's nothing, dude. I'd mutilate and genocide different subspecies of bunny on a daily basis.

>>9158001
>>9158025
>>9158029
uhhh, the worst I did was kill ants. I would never hurt a vertebrate

>>9158046
That's pretty spinist, dude.

>>9158046
When I was little, I lit my best friend's (he was older than me) girlfriend on fire. Somehow, nobody ever found out.

>>9158046
I could never hurt any animal. Except bugs. God I fucking hate bugs. Especially ants.

>>9158046
Yeah, well I used to kill people

Is this why there's only 9 pages?

>>9158064
>>9158046

I bet both of you regularly eat animal products.

>>9158078

There was 5 earlier. Finland invaded.

>>9158091
Yeah, because someone else kills them. I said I couldn't hurt them, not I couldn't eat them. They're just so damn tasty

>>9158001

Bitch, I tie up cat's tails, and throw them up on telephone pole wires.

>>9158022
>When I was younger I hurt dogs instead.
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>9158022
Same, I do regret it though. I was just a kid trying new things.

/jp/ sure is pyscho.

>>9158091
Their point seems to be that bugs are disgusting and deserve to die, which is correct.

Animal products are made of the worst animals. Pigs are shit and don't do anything except be delicious.

When vegetarians say to me HURR DURR YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A DOG of course I wouldn't. I'd never so much as harm a kitten or puppy, but I'll happily genocide wasps. And militant vegetarians are the same: there's a reason PETA's website has dogs and rabbits instead of spiders.

I could never eat mushrooms though. Mycorrhizal relationships are too important to both plants and animals. I'd rather kill off one kingdom than two or three.

>>9158106
I remember one specific case was attempting to establish my dominance. I possibly gave him brain damage as a result, never found out if it was him or me, and he may have had to be put down.

>>9158109
I burn things now. It keeps me relatively calm.

One time I shadowboxed a moth and won

Left: /jp/
Right: NSJ

>>9158114
Spiders really do deserve it. After all, they live to kill other bugs, it would be unfair if we weren't there to kill them.

>>9158133
Thing is, killing one spider means saving dozens of other bugs. It's always tough to decide if it's worth it. Unless you're scared of them of course.

>>9158114

>Pigs are shit

Pigs are just as intelligent as dogs, sometimes more so.

Even if they didn't, judging how ethically wrong it is to eat a animal, solely based off it's cuteness, is fucking retarded.

Also, we weren't talking about hurting insects, (because everyone even vegans eat tons of insects) we were talking about hurting mammals and vertebras.


If you say "I would never hurt a vertebra", yet still eat animal products, then you're a hypocrite, and full of shit. End of story.

Saying it's ethically wrong to kill/eat a feral dog, or looking down on anyone that does, yet at the same time saying it's perfectly ok to eat a feral deer, is retarded.

If I decided to buy a puppy from PetsMart, just to butcher it and eat it, and some veal-eating piece of shit looked down on me for it, I would be unbelievably angry.

>>9158123
>nsj and /jp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TRBwKFfJv4

>>9158143
I'm afraid of spiders, even the tiniest ones scare the fuck out of me.

>>9158148
Damn it, why did you have to say that. Now I'm going to have to hide the thread because of imminent spider pictures. ;_;

The janitor should get a mod to stay awake for the flanfly thread and mass ban everyone who posts in it.

>>9158157
/jp/ wouldn't do that to me right?

>>9158152
"Everyone come and shoot sparrows?"

>>9158167
Flanfly is the best time of the day. Get out, neo-/jp/.

>>9158160
Yes. One of the big reasons why tens of millions of people died in the Great Leap Forward.

Always be very careful when killing animals.

>>9158167
The janitor should get a moderator to ban you, then ban your entire subnet.

>>9158146

Funniest thing I've seen a while, to think that shit would slide in the 70's....

If you tried that on a gameshow now there would be fucking hell to pay.

>>9158173
>thinks shitposting is the best time of /jp/

>>9158189
Thanks, I can't resist spoilers.

>>9158159
Of course not.

>>9158184
>Flandre Scarlet threads are shitposting
This is what /v/-/jp/ actually thinks.

>>9158200
I thought it was /g/-/jp/

>>9158197
You're welcome!

>>9158146
Thanks for making me feel uncomfortable as fuck.

>>9158227
Why does it make you uncomfortable?

>>9158217
The thrill before opening a spoiler when it might be spiders is amazing.

>>9158228
Real men disable spoilers

>>9158146
IT'S THE 70s.
THIS WAS FINE THEN.

>>9158237
But I don't want to be spoilered.

>>9158228
This is a spider.

You'll open it anyway.

>>9158246
Well that wasn't what I expected, my dick itches now.

>>9158246
Reported for NSFW.

And not the fun kind.

>>9158106

Not him, but I was horrible to dogs for awhile due to torn open by one. When I was less than ten years old, there was a dog that always growled as I walked by it, and its owners' house was directly between my house and my best friend's house. I made sure to keep my distance and go in a huge semicircle away from the dog every time I went by.

The dog was held by a leash that was attached to the house, but apparently what was holding the leash to the house wasn't strong enough. One day, on my way to my friend's house, the leash snapped free, and the dog chased me down, growling and barking like crazy. I screamed and ran away, I felt a horrible, horrible pain in my back, and then my memory stops. From what my mother told me, I somehow managed to stumble home. My mother said that she could see INTO my back. The doctors were afraid to stitch the wounds shut in case it trapped in infections, so they gave my mother special antibiotic bandages. Every day for like two weeks, my mother had take off the bandages from my open wounds and apply new ones. My body reacted by developing an allergy to adhesives, so in addition to my wounds, I had a rash that was slowly spreading across my back (my mother used larger and larger amounts of bandages so she could attach the adhesives further and further away from the wounds).

So yeah, for awhile, I was absolutely horrible to dogs. I was scared of them and I hated them. To this day I have a fear of dogs if they bark or growl at me, even if they're tiny. On the other hand, if they're calm and quiet, I'm not afraid of them even if they're huge, but anyway, it's no wonder that I'm a cat person.

>>9158235
As much as I love 2D lolis 3DPD doing things in that manner just seems wrong.

>>9158251
>>9158251

Reported for breaking the rule that says it's against the rule to openly announce your report.

>>9158257
Fuck off moralfag.

>>9158255
owned by dogs
owned at lyfe
owned in /jp/

>>9158246
That's terrifying and you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>9158262

>>9158200
The threads are always full of people spamming memes and copypasta. No discussion potential whatsoever.

Just tons of people spamming shit like LOL XD.

i fuckin hate cats

>>9158293
There are levels of irony at work that you cannot even begin to understand.

>>9158305
Your post made me laugh.

I have 2 cats and they're total bros. I don't really mind most dogs, except the tiny little yipping ones that piss everywhere, or the insane attackdog-types.

>>9158298
I bet cats hate you and your 3DPD idol.

>>9158146
Why is Jennifer such a slut?

>>9158322
they do

Cats say "meow" or "mew" and not "nyaa".

You're objectively a weeaboo if you disagree.

>>9158334
But i disagree

>>9158334
Most cats don't even pronounce an M or N at all. It's more along the lines of R, like a roar but without the bass.

>>9158146
I'd like to see what could happen if someone tried this in nowdays shows.

>>9158184
>>9158200
Who are you quoting?

>>9158257

Back to /a/ please.