/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Only if you suck my cock first.

It's my biggest wish.

i laready am a neet
i wouldnt wish it on anyone
being a neet isnt hard but it is boring and depressing and sad

>>9152325
Three fucking characters and I can tell it's sparky.

YES

...and if I already am?

>>9152314
Only rninegay fags like yourself think like that.

If I'm already a NEETer do you give out jobs, OP?

>>9152332
well they dont because im a trueneet and im jp for life and im sorry i just feel sad today okay

>>9152337
Fuck off, whore. I hope you die in the most excruciating and painful way possible. I fucking hate people like you.

>>9152305

You're not the worst touhou, but damn it you're trying.

>>9152342
Please don't bully

>>9152342
do you understand that words have the power to hurt people
i dont think you do
im not just text and pictures
theres a real person typing this and that person feels sad because of what you said
i hope some day you realise that

>>9152342

Wow /jp/. Your jimmies rustled much?

Ｗｈｏ ＮＥＥＴ ｈｅｒｅ?

>>9152342
I remember being 15.

>>>/b/

Maybe it's because I'm autistic as fuck, but
>>9152314
>>9152337
>>9152353
how do you come up with this stuff?

Seriously, you just do all this on the fly, hundreds of times per day.

You should be an actor or a comedian or something. I unironically think you're a talented person.

>>9152314
I get the vibe of you being a female poster from your typing style and it pisses me off.

You probably are, and you posted that vocaroo /jp/ janitor song before. Have no idea if it was you that sung that one though.

Patchouli is more of a NEET than Kaguya. Kaguya canonically has good social skills and meets people yearly on the lunarian artefacts exposition.

>>9152366

It's easy:
• Type what you think an emotionally fragile 14 year old girl would type
• Strip post of punctuation and capitalisation

>>9152381
Why would someone being a female piss you off? Is it because you're insecure? Is it because you're jealous? Is it because you were rejected by girls when you were younger and now hold a grudge despite claiming that you have no interest in 3DPD? Is it because your mommy never loved you? Or is it just because you're autistic?

I'm honestly curious.

For the record I'm not >>9152342

Nah, It's just me adapting to board traditions.

>>9152381
You mean this one?
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8902579#p8902737

>>9152396

I'm honestly curious whether there is anyone on /jp/ who has actually asked out a human female to even be rejected.

>>9152414
Says it was her a friend a few posts down.

Fukune is from Yorkshire, she doesn't sound like a Nyanners. She sounds like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY

>>9152381
no that was my friend

>>9152424
ugh
no i dont
i have a normal british accent
like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0tdtCEZ5E

>>9152439
>no Yorkshire accent

Shamefur dispray

>>9152439
She sounds like she's putting it on.

I have a cousin with a similar accent, but this sounds a bit forced.

>>9152444
i live in a rich town because my dad makes mega bucks... so i dont speak like that

>>9152452
Bourgeoisie scum

Might as well be southern

>>9152452
GIAOISDSJKD AI FUCXJKIAUGING DAMNN INTINTTTT DIE FUCKING ALREADYYTYTY IM SO FUCKING BUTTGHHRURTT MY FUKCING ASSS IS ON FIREE AND MY TABLE IS FUCKING BROKKEN FROM ALL THE SMASHING ANSD DSH)TITTT FUCKIUNG DIEI ALREADY PIECE OF FHJCIMKUNG 3D SCUMMMM WITJHJ NO FUCKIUNG BULGE ORR ANNYTHINGG

>>9152459
n..no.. theres no muslims around here like the south... :(

>>9152452

I sometimes wonder what is wrong with Australia that we have no real regional accent variation.
In the UK it can vary over a distance of 100 miles, surely we should have regional accents to the same or greater extent here?
Perhaps it is more a function of the age of a country than its size though, weird.

That feel when you live up North and faggots pretend to have an RP/Southern accent because it's "cool".

I don't give a fuck how rich you are or what kind of person you are. If you've lived in Newcastle your entire life, don't fucking impersonate Stephen Fry or David Cameron every time you open your stupid mouth. It's disrespectful.

>>9152468
It's a "younger" country. England been historically divided into separate regions and kingdoms and then invaded a billion times, so it makes sense that there's a lot of variance in our accents.

>>9152381
i see a lot of tripfags doing that, it's like every little section of their post is so important that they need to break it to the next line. happens often with tripfags on /g/ at least.

>>9152468

It's strange, because Canada is another place that has regional accents and is no older than Australia is from when the British founded them.

That feel when you're American and watching British people argue about regional accents is extremely entertaining. It's almost as if they think people outside of their shitty little permanently rain soaked limey island gives a shit! How cute.

>>9152484
>people outside of their shitty little permanently rain soaked limey island

But we're talking with each other, Mr American-kun.

>>9152484
Stop that shit, you're making us all look worse.

>>9152469
lol except i dont live there
i live in a rich town
im not putting on an accent
or anything i just speak english without a real accent its jsut posh :( sorry
>>9152464
wow dont get so mad :( http://i.imgur.com/oRcyI.gif

>>9152477
I like line breaks and I've been using them more. Makes posts less tl;dr and each point more distinct (and quotable).

Though I was just thinking in the survey thread how some people take up 10 lines (1. xxx, 2. yyy, ...) and some people insist on quoting every question, answering it, and adding empty lines.
Wonder if it says anything about their personality.

>>9152481

Canada is definitely a more fitting comparison.
I can't explain that like the UK comparison can be explained.
There's probably some fool who has written an entire thesis explaining it, I'm not going to track it down though.

>>9152510
i didn't mean there's something wrong with line breaks, just that some tripfags have taken to using them to bolster their online persona. which is retarded.

>>9152557
Just the idea of tripfags beyond a thread in which they're OP is retarded. Aside from that there's no real practical reason besides being an attention whore to use a trip.

Knowing that dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ has a really beautiful voice makes me happy inside.

also lol at everyone in this thread getting ravaged by fukune.

Sure I would love to be a NEET

>>9152305
only if i cum inside you kaguya

>>9154929

lewds

>>9152502
I think I love you :(

>>9155077

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EKCb6ZZQYy

>>9155084
yup. That settles it. It's only 3D if it's in person.

>>9155111

She is right on though.

>>9152414
That vocaroo sounds more like someone impersonating a female to me. Unless she's like 14.

>>9155084

>>9155190
Please don't post images of homo faglords on /jp/.

>>9155197
> he's not gay

Then the lord said "play me the song of your people" and this played
>>9155084

>>9155214
Out.

Now.

>>9155217
I would love to suck on a cute little /jp/ers penis~

>>9155217
>>>/a/

>>9155244
>>>/prog/

>>9155236
Me too, I would love to wake a neet /jp/er up with a blow job.

>>9152419
yes. Three times.
"We have exams coming, I can't" I got the hint.

I don't remember what that bitch said.

"Uhmm okay" Several days later "Sorry anonymous, already promised my mom to visit that place." After I invited her, she suddenly remembers that. Please, if you lie, do it some other way. You insult me that way, like I'm a retard and take a hint.

>>9155084
This is a voice changing software. I can tell because I have used them before.

fukune~ <3

>>9152484
Accents are part of culture and history. They have them. And what do you have?

>>9155583

Nope.

>>9157384

American accent.

>>9157402
It is, you must be really biased if you don't recognize it.

>>9157543

Dude stop bullying her. It's really immature. I expected better of /jp/.

>>9157543
Can you record yourself using it?

>>9157664
Summer always brings bullies.

>>9157688
>>9157402
http://www.mediafire.com/?00q0om4z3x5xe1y

Didn't know how to configure the software for vocaroo but it works for skype so I just recorded a quick 20 second clip. Keep in mind this was only about 2 minutes of messing around with settings , if I had spent an hour I could have matched her voice perfectly

>>9152502
Are you who i think you are~

don't bully, be a friend!

http://youtu.be/6tfwR0VikQ0

>>9157664

Stop being a white knight.

>>9152465
wow what a complete racist fukune is
....I like you more than I used to fukune

>>9158501
You can't be racist against a religion, idiot.

>>9158415
Will you be my girlfriend?

>>9158501
>>>/pol/

>>9158454

Nope

>>9158415
But I'm not a girl nerd and I don't pretend to be one for fun, only for money.

I wish someone would get me a job.

>>9158739

If you live or are willing to live in NYC and the surrounding area.

212-RECRUIT
nypdrecruit.com

>>9158501

She is not racist. She loves everyone.

>>9152305
This picture looks considerably worse when blown up to full size.

>>9155214
>>9155197 (Dead)
Lol, 4chanx, you so funny. I know he's dead.

>>9158415
confirmed for kawaii girl

>>9155703

We love her like HELL

>>9160620
fuck off with your generalizations

also:
>her

see
>>9158415
>>9155583

I think people need to relax and stop being such haters.

>>9161130
i think you need to stop telling people to relax, fucker

>>9161151
hey man

take it easy ok? ~

>>9152305
no but i want to put my penis inside you

>>9161179
ill take it easy once you suck my cock

fukune, where are you? please make more audioclips!

>>9161589
your pathetic, nerd.

>>9161886
joke's on you, I was just pretending to be pathetic!