/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>>9148978
>community
Eh.

>>9148975

>>9148978
>pretending to be idiots
No such thing.

>>9148978
Are you suggesting this hasn't already happened?

go home and be a family flan

>>9148984
Why is she driving when she can fly?

>>9148986
AND BE A SIMPLEEEEEEEEE KIIIIIND OF FLAN

>>9148992
Why would you fly when you could drive?

sakurun

>>9148975
you must be new here

>>9149004
By sucking my cock, dude.

How do I get people to repeat my posts in these threads?

>>9148990
>>9148995
Who the fuck are you and why are you posting?

>>9148975
like clockwork

How do I get people to repeat my posts in these threads?

Flan has a penis. Cannot take it easy.
Why is tje janitor auch a faggot?

>>9149012

Woah man.

>>9149005
You think you have the right to question me?

Suck my cock, dude.

>>9149012
Were you hear a few nights ago where he deleted every individual post in the flanfly thread?

sda

>>9149017
I have the right to question any attention whoring tripfaggot.

How do I get people to repeat my posts in these threads?

>>9149022
u sda bro?? lol xD

>>9149024
Hahahahaha. No. Go back to bed.

Is it really that time again Ms. Flandre?

>>9148975
Thanks for all your hard work.

>>9149030
Listen, kiddo. You have no reason to use a tripcode. You're not Fukune so fuck right off.

>>9149030
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

>>9149035
Fuck off you too, Fukune is a huge cancer in this board, it's because of people like you, that give this kind of attention to trips, we often get 200+ derailed threads giving attention to disgusting crossboarders and shitposters.

>>9149035
Fukune? What's a Fukune?

>>9149019
Yes. It bewilders me why he is even our janitor, at this point.

>>9149043
Filter that word, it only brings sadness and despair to this board.

I read every post of these threads out loud in a funny voice. Sometimes my mom walks by and I look back at her while continuing to read aloud until she leaves.

>>9149041
Please don't bully.

>>9149037
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
i have the highest iq on /jp/.

>>9149048
I'll consider it.

>>9149037
Why would you WANT to kill Hitler, even if you had two bullets?

>hanging out with friends 20 minutes from home
>realize it's 1:45
>SHIIIT GUYS I GOTTA GO
>run out to my car, leaving them confused
>get pulled over going 80mph in a 35 zone
>cop asks me "where's the fire lol"
>tell him THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY IS FLANALLY HERE
>SHIT SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT he says
>he turns on sirens, we run every red light
>1:59, get to computer just in time
>HURRY HURRY the cop says
>flanfly.png
>get captcha right on the first try
>fuck yea.bmp
>cop gives me a high five
.>_>^ ^<_<
>my night wasn't a waste after all
>mfw
>2011

>>9149053
Yeah right, my iq is 300 million.

>>9149058
Mine is 301 million.

>>9149058
Well, shit.

Alright, once I kill you, I'll have the highest IQ.

Best watch your back.

>>9149058
>>9149062
Mines 300 billion, sperglords.

>>9149067
No those guys but mine is 305 billions, just saying.

>>9149058
>>9149062
>>9149067

>>9149070
Get out of here you 13 billion chump.

>>9149067
mine is 600,000,000,000,000
it's really easy to remember because it's the length of my dick in inches, while flaccid ^__^

I'm a idiot, am I welcome here? You guys all seem pretty stupid and autistic. It makes me feel like I fit right in :3

You ruined the thread with your unfunny shit.

>>9149078
Well, I have a loli vagina, therefore I am better at everything.

>>9149087
He sure did, I upvote this comment so you now have +1.

Is /jp/ the fucking DBZ of IQ Levels or something?

Am I going to have to go Kaio-ken on your asses?

I will, too. Oh, I will. Believe me.

>>9149087
The thread was ruined from the start with the pissing flanfly.

>>9149092
Do you like touhou?

>>9149094
Holy shit, I just saw it.

>>9149099
lol i bet you like CIRINO!!!!
because your post ended with 99 ^__^

>>9149104
Trust me, I'd never shitpost in a normal flanfly thread.

The most disappointing time of day has flanally come.

>>9149107
I like all touhous but don't use this:
>!!!!
>^__^
>CAPS LOCK

It's okay to shitpost but please be more subtle about it, it takes all the fun if you juts blatantly use those kind of things.

>>9149121
Blame NSJ for not checking OPs before deletion.

>>9149099
My preordered Yuyuko and Toyosatomimi figures say "No."

>>9149127
>Toyosatomimi
What are you, a plebeian?

>>9149127
Haha, what a faggot you are.

>>9149132
Hey, man. She said she wants to grant my ten desires. Problem?

>>9149141
What are your ten desires?

>>9149149
Good question!

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

>>9149127
>>9149127
>>9149127
>>9149127
I still hate Yuyuko for being such a bitch in PCB.

9

>>9149049
I love you, Anon.

>>9148995
Why walk when you can ride?

>>9149439
>>9149439
>>9149439
>>9149439
>>9149439

>>9149470
You don't ride a Silt strider, you drive it.

I'm getting horny, hombres.

>>9149544
>>9149466
>>9149544
>>9149466

>>9149479
No, you ride it because you are not the one driving it.

>>9148975

>>9149466

>>9149874
>>9149551

Sup Flan

>>9149888
5

ｌｅ　ｄｏｕｂｌｅｓ　ｋａｎｊｉ　あ

Did we get Zunbar banned? A lot of people were trying to give him a bad image and I fear that the staff took it seriously and banned him for the wrong reasons.

Life is a bummer

:(

>>9152206
Any trip user that doesn't use trips for their correct purpose should get banned.

it's time to check up

>>9152533
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