/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yesterday
My onahole
That new h-anime about a princess that subdesu did (not the sucubus one)

last night, and i used my hand

3-4 hours ago, dry monkey style, nichijou

12 hours ago, stroking with my hand.

映姫様を愛でる本

SZS is getting too few images.
Why did IS get such an explosion of fanart when it was made into an anime?
Aibiru and Komori are far more appealing to me.

>>9146702
Gensou Ass Festival.
With my hand.

last night, my hand, fantasies in my head involving Haku

>>9146719
What kind of faggot doesn't want anus stimulation?

Yesterday
My hand
Delicious touhou futa on female doujins

some hours ago
Comic LO june (fuyuno mikan story)
loli onahole

Last night
My hand
Fantasies of cute /jp/sie traps

Pretty much always fiddle with my cock LOL (NEET 4lyf!)

I sneaked my hand in my shirt and came into my belly button

Your mom

pic related

over a year ago
couldn't reach an orgasm and had to stop because my hand hurt
decided to fuck this shit because it's apparently not worth it anymore
i remember nothing more

>>9146775
How do you "release"? I need to masturbate at least twice a day to not be constantly aroused.

>>9146732
the kind with a blue dick

>>9146796
Oddly enough the rest of their body is white.

>>9146787
same here

it's gotten to the point where I'm actually considering having sex with someone, just in hopes of easing my libido

I think a week or so ago.
Hand, just massaging the bottom of the head. This confused me, because I came but it didn't feel as great, and I was still kinda horny afterwards.
Just fapped to my imagination like usual.

Recently, every time I get a boner, I work on "tugging" in attempts to restore my foreskin over the course of many a year or so. Can't waste those boners on fapping.

>>9146724

>>9146787
Yeah, I need to masturbate daily or I can't focus on anything else without constantly thinking about lewd stuff. It's been quite a recent development though. A year ago I only fapped once every few weeks. Why am I becoming more lewd?

but If you masturbate... you're not a real ninja.

>>9146814
Don't go that far! I heard that losing your virginity might feel good (I don't understand how 3DPD can but regardless) but you'll always live with the shame. It's too much stress.

For now, as long as I exhaust myself in the morning and before I go to bed, I can walk outside without falling in love with every girl I see and get awkward erections in front of my mom.

>>9146862
Do you find you need to masturbate to weirder and weirder stuff every time too? Because, for example, I couldn't stand futa at all, and lately I've been fapping to it like mad. I've also managed to create disturbing fantasies which make me feel sick after I reflect on them.

I think I'm becoming a monster and I don't know what to do! ;_;

>>9146897
Yes, this sounds very familiar. A few years ago I would have found futa disgusting but now I fap to it all the time. I might have masturbated to traps without realising in the past, but now I have a huge trap fetish for some reason.

I still try not to sexualise Touhous but I fear I might not be able to avoid it for long.

>>9146897
I hope that doesn't happen to me

heatenings

>>9146897
i was walking that path until i started having gay and other disgusting fantasies. after that my mind kind of resetted and now i can only get off to things like holding hands and kisses. everything else is too lewd and sick

>>9146897
Welcome to 10 years ago, kiddo.

>>9146897
What worries me is that at some point I'll go around killing people and masturbating with their intestines or something like that. I know it will happen

>>9146897
>>9146915
>>9146918
Go back to /a/. Or maybe /r9k/ is a better place for you.

>>9146940
You don't already do that?

getoutofjp.bmp

>>9146934
Please

>>9146897
>>9146915
Ufufufu

As for me, the last time I fapped was a couple of hours ago. I took apart a pen, took the ink and stuff out, put it back together, and shoved it up my butt then proceeded to fap normally. The orgasm felt so weird and messy.
I fapped to some gay r34. I think my homolust is growing out of control.

>>9146960
I was thinking about getting a dildo just for that type of thing, but I'm running really tight on money. I'll definitely try this though. I read there is nothing better then prostate stimulation!

right now
my hand
Rustle.

>>9146980
oh my

>>9146980
Here you go. Order it and get rid of that horrible bush.

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-Bodygroom-Shaver/dp/B000EG8HLE

>>9146984
Make sure you have lube anon! And you might want to take a shower and clean your butt beforehand.

The first time is always the best.

>>9146980

Dude...

>>9147004
Not that guy, but if I ever get my hands on some sort of anal toy, by "clean my butt" do I just... wash it in the shower? Or do I have to go all the way and use an enema or something? Because that seems like a lot of work.

>>9147004
Can I use any household things for lube? Like oil or something? (I can barely afford bread let alone sex toys...)

And don't worry, my body is always clean shaved and washed ;D

>>9147012
As if. We all know Reimu's reaction would be the exact opposite.

>>9147030
Now you're just border lining pathetic.

>>9147015
I just take a shower and make sure to pay extra attention to my butt.
>>9147020
I use regular old lotion. Anything that you can use on your dick I imagine you could use in your butt. I used vegetable oil once(not for my ass though).

>>9147020
you're cutting corners to get bread and yet dream of oil? What next, sugar, milk?

>>9147043
My uncle gets it from his work and gives it to me if you really need to know. I always have like 10L of oil.

I fapped to the newest chapter of Welcome to Tokoharusou though i really wish someone would translate it into english.

I used my usual technique of applying downward pressure with my left hand which stimulates something while gripping my shaft firmly so as to keep as much blood in my penis as possible. I then alternated between rubbing my shaft and my glans with my right hand until I ejaculated into a sock I grabbed at the last minute.

3 hours from now.
Using my hands (yes both).
Loli catgirl doujin.

six hours ago
with my hands
two futa and a guy plus some pegging pics
oh shit this is horrendous to type, how come I enjoy it now?

>>9147053
Like dead dinosaur oil?

>>9147067
What doujin?

With my hand

>>9147080
No, vegetable oil. He makes horseradish and his boss is blind, so he can just take all the ingredients he wants home. Hence my over whelming stock of salt, sugar, vegetable oil and horseradish.

>>9146980
How did you get it past customs?

Also:
>smoking lolis

>>9147196
Customs don't give a shit. I own over 100 loli doujins/tankoubons, customs never confiscated any packages, and half of the times they DO check what's inside. I am also subscribed to Comic LO (via cdjapan), shit is great.

>>9147102
that artist has some really legit shading skills.

>>9147298
Dude, what the fuck. So jealous.
Your balls must be gigantic.

>>9147298

Where do you live?

>>9147403
Greece.

>>9147411
Damn, my condolences.

>>9147411
Get a job you lazy piece of shit. Because of you faggots, the rest of Europe has to suffer.

>>9147411

Do you support Golden Dawn?

I haven't fapped in months. I think it's because of my antipsychotic medication. I used a tenga.

I don't even have cravings for sex anymore. It's wonderful. It's like I'm castrated and I don't even care. I don't have to bother with the mess either. It's good being pure.

here are a lot of techniques

http://yaoihaven.wetpaint.com/page/Advanced+Techniques

>>9147411
Customs don't give a shit, because loli is not illegal in Greece. I'm a lawyer from Greece, too. And yes, I own lots of loli as well.

>>9147434
No thanks, i'm too busy fapping to loli.
Have a hotglue.
>>9147438
fuck politics

>>9146702
Yesterday.
I only use anal stimulation. No penis touching at all.
Some doujin with a classroom of futa raping a trap.

>>9147470
>not supporting Golden Dawn.

You are the cancer killing western civilization.

>>9147650
Ban evasion.

Earlier today I fapped normally, to a rustles manga.

Can someone be really nice and please tell me where I can find a complete collection? Please...

>>9147771
Why would he support a homo zionist political party leaded by the state of Israel which was created solely for the purpose of destabilizing Europe?

>>9147888
sup JIDF

>>9147840

Please respond.

>>9147840
On deadfrog, an exhentai.

You're welcome.

I don't remember but I'm going the rest of this month without masturbating so I can resensitize myself enough to experience sexual urges and emotions again

>>9148057
>deadfrog

Do people use this?

I thought it was a neat idea but it seemed to only have about ten well-seeded torrents.

I don't get the point when open trackers exist, though.

>>9148040
use mugimugi/mangaupdates to find the names/releases, /rs/, exhentai, scanlator blogs, batch torrents, google with correct use of operators, or even PD and Share to download. Seriously, manga scans are fucking everywhere, you have to be borderline retarded to not be able to find them.

Well that's new. I just fapped while spinning. My chair rotates, so I just spun it by moving my feet on the floor and fapped. I didn't finish, but I wonder how it would have felt if I did.

I don't want to end up vomiting cum or something. Any of you wanna try?

>>9148120
>>9148120

Well, I've never really downloaded any manga before today, I just download anime torrents, and read manga from sites.

I honestly have no fucking clue what I'm doing when it comes to lolicon mangas, or where to find them, or even information on them, I also cannot fucking get past that sadpanda on exhentai...

Sorry, I'm just retarded.

>>9146980
too hairy

>>9148120
Can't blame him, it got WAY harder recently.

You could just use /rs/ or any of the filesharing search engines, but since the MU fiasco, vast majority of links went down.

I used to never have to use exhentai, now it's my primary source - it was easier to ddl everything even if I wanted to fap to something once.

Now I mostly use exhentai and only put the required effort into finding stuff I really like.

Really pissing me off now, there's about a million discussions on forums, talking about how to get into exhentai, and they all say something completely fucking different, I've tried almost all of their suggestions and I have no clue what the hell is going on anymore, because no one can just give a clear cut explanation, or a proven method.

I just signed up for a ehentai account, deleted all my cookies, edited the cookies on the exhentai sadpanda page, what do they want from me?

>>9148083
It works very well, as long as normals like you stay away.

>>9148157
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/


Get the fuck out.

Last night, couldn't sleep due to wood. Didn't use anything, it took too long. Normally they're a lot more planned, and enjoyable.

>>9148200
See >>>/jp/9146431

>>9148200
You need to acheive Satorin~ before you can get in.

Alternatively, simply genuflect.

>>9148200
open portal to Gensokyo

>>9148227

Thank you, I really do appreciate it.

A couple of hours ago,
I used some lube from an ona and pleasured my anus with my finger while a /jp/er said lewd things to me over a chat.
I came moaning like a girl and making weird faces, I'm sure.

Anyone able to self-suck? How long did it take to finally get it?

>>9148281
I was at the other end of the chat, spent 1 hour rock hard penetrating my onahole (it felt awesome) until I came, shivering and holding a scream, while the above anon begged me for my cum.

>>9148288
I used to be able to get the tip + a little of the shaft in my mouth. I would attempt it weekly and eventually managed to after a few months. It's still really awkward, painful and not any more pleasant than regular masturbation.

I stopped because I feared for my spine and I can't do it anywhere near as good when I try now.

>>9148297
I can't believe you responded to this..

>>9148297
what onahole did you use?

>>9148297
So lewd~.

Could we have some chatlogs?

>>9148321
a 17 evo

>>9148322
We're talking about it. Maybe, but its a bit embarrassing. And its not like we were putting on a show for anyone, so it isn't the pinnacle of porn writing, just us dirty talking a little bit.

Have you guys tried Megabusting? it's like Megaman's Megabuster charged shot, i'll let you figure out the rest.

>>9148322
http://pastebin.com/ecyN1RbX

Its not perfect or pretty but happy reading. Keep in mind we were typing with one hand each while in a state of pleasure, so there are a lot of errors.

>>9148322
http://pastebin.com/ecyN1RbX

Sorry, I'm dumb and deleted it because I thought we weren't going to post this version. Happy reading, anon.

>>9148408
Man! Reading someone else's log of these activities is awkward. I enjoy it profusely though. I don't know why I was so eager to show mine in the past... http://pastebin.com/6kLbE8id

I've never fapped.

>>9148434
Well, yours seems more like roleplaying, which we did do a bit of, but yours is very well written. I'd like to see more.

Ours is basically just a record of us moaning and dirty talking hahaha

>>9148437
0/120

>>9148470
The denominator can be 1 or it can be 9999999999999, it won't make a difference. A 0 numerator makes the value equal regardless of how high the denominator is.

>>9148448
Here you go anon. http://pastebin.com/M9qWUDyj
My internet sucks so I might disconnect in that a few times. We did it once more afterwards but it was a threesome with another guy.

I've kind of forgotten what was in there. I just took out the names...

>>9148477

Fuck off with your logic and shit.

Secret technique: stealth quickie

>>9147086
Dragon quest III by Musashi-dou. In fact, I'm about to fap to his another one right now. Albeit the Yuuka one.

>>9148288
I'd say maybe two weeks of daily stretching and then doing it say 2-3 times a week.
4 years being able and counting.

>>9148314
Also there's no risk injuring your spine as long as it does not hurt.