/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gaki-san went to see the play, "Stacy's Shoujo Saisatsu Kageki", featuring MM.

5 cute girls, 1 zombie monster.

Choose wisely.

when are the 11th audition winners announced?

>>9129713
Deadline for applicants is June 25. So, auditions should run throughout the summer and the winners might be announced during the Fall tour?

More 9th and 10th gens goodness.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXr9j_ewW-s

让所有男人羡慕嫉妒恨

(Make all of the men hate me with envy)
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JunJun gets all the bitches.

四点化妆’都爱一大早拍酒吧的戏’

(At 4 o’clock I put make-up on. I love the trick of candid photos of the morning after going to the bar)

I am assuming 拍 means 实拍 here.
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Would you put a blanket on a sleeping JunJun? What kind of beverage do you think JunJun drinks?

Where can I find the pictures from this photoshoot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaQPVAz23Ac

>>9134816
The internet, silly.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150379682341854.348297.206766136853&type=3

End.

明天高考最后一天!宝贝们！!最后的冲刺啦!。.话说我已经开始睡席子了…额
.. PS;..广角的障眼法…

(Tomorrow is GaoKao’s last day! Darlings!! This is the home stretch! I’ve already started sleeping on this mat…PS;.. Wide-angle trickery.)
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JunJun's knows how to get people to 'follow' and 'like' her on Weibo.

Erina Mano is by far the lewdest H!P.

S/mileage's Mister Donut TV ads

http://www.oricon.co.jp/news/movie/2012703/full/

Hello Satoyama Life 12-06-07
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrdqii

Whoa, Maimi....

Anyone know where this is from?

>>9129542

Marry, kill, fuck

Nom nom nom...

>>9136289
It's from a Hello!Pro Time episode. Which one, I don't know but I'll try to find it after I wake up tomorrow.

>>9136272
Terrible. Fuck UFA for coming up with this retarded concept.

>>9136370
Has to be from one of the earliest episodes where they were showing off their dogs and shit because the producers didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

>>9135229
i would love to shove JJ's little toes up my nostrils.

>>9136289
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vjpgd7QF2g

>>9138315
太淫荡了。

Eri.

http://ameblo.jp/tanakareina-blog/entry-11272539244.html

>>9139498
What's it say, what's it say!?

Fancam: Berryz Kobo AnimeNEXT in New Jersey
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/23166172
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/23166782

Berryz Kobo arriving at Newark Liberty International Airport
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=436VNl-MQh4

Kikka at Atlanta!!

>>9139349
她的脚趾都为哺乳

>>9140235
哈哈，你说对了。
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Also if anyone here hasn't seen my JunJun/LinLin Weibo translation blog thing, here you go:

http://mogenchengfanyi.wordpress.com/

>>9140694
她是一个正确的挑逗。她的鞋底舔的时机已经成熟。

>>9140932
她在微博上不经常贴她自己的脚的照片。很可怜。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHxxJyC2xAs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ9VAIIuc0o

Which H!P could you beat in a rap battle?

9th gen is really growing on me.

Nom nom nom...

>>9142724
she and kanon are my favourites of the new musumes. if that's wrong-ah, then i don't want to be right-ah.

So, I think we can all agree the Kyamei is one of the best looking Musumes.

>>9145129
Wrong image bro.

>>9145139
what you mean

>>9145143
would love to run the tip of my tongue along those veins.

>>9145143
it's atsuko maeda

>>9146266
i see

要你管不住嘴。胖了吧。

(I need you to control your mouth. [I've] become fat)

Would you still love a slightly meaty JunJun?

>>9147497
yes. all the more to scribble on.

>Morning Musume
>still relevant
>implying

Too lewd

Momoch fan.

Fan recording:
Berryz Koubou - AnimeNEXT - 2012-06-08

http://www.sendspace.com/file/i80hvq

>http://www.tokyohive.com/2012/06/16-high-school-students-get-food-poisoning-after-eating-at-fuji
moto-mikis-yakiniku-restaurant/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQdVbRpwn0w
The Matenrou Show radio rip.

What a boring day....

>>9151376
its only boring if you let your day be boring :3

>>9150526
Reina, Riho & friends

At least give other girls 1 or 2 lines to have an excuse

>>9150526
It's not a bad song but it's nothing special for a 50th single. This or the other one.

>>9150526
Have to agree with the general consensus. This one is nothing special, and it's too bad the rest of the girls still don't get a real opportunity.

>>9151388
Hey haven't seen you in a while. What up? What do you think of the new singles?

图文..。e。..激励激励!.睡眠也很重要[笑]..安

(Looking for the right words..Eh…Motivation, motivation! Sleep is also important [Laugh]..Good night.)

[The picture says "Lose weight or die, fat people have no future"]
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So, JunJun hates fatties, Jaypee. What do you do to stay in shape? Lately I've taken to doing 4 sets of 30 sit-ups each, once in the morning and once in the evening. I also usually walk about 5 miles a day when it is not hot. (I don't even lift.)
I know its not much, but any little bit helps to keep me from becoming a disgusting whito piggu.

>>9152188
I've gained weight, should exercise more...

Wow, Momusu members are getting younger and younger each time.

>>9152199
here; that being said, Renai Hunter and 123 are among the best singles I think I've heard from them recently. What would you all say their best work is?

>>9152188
I actually lift. I go to the gym three times a week. Though now I'm on a small break since some stuff came up and I've been a bit busy.

>>9152354
I wish I could get my armpit that smooth.

oyasumi

Yeah no, 女ばかりの日曜日 is their best song

C-ute 7th Anniversary Party @19:00 JST
http://www.ustream.t...nnel/cutieparty

C-ute 7th Anniversary Party @19:00 JST
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/cutieparty

Did everyone get jobs over the summer, or what? This thread is awfully desolate.

Om nom nom!

Om nom nom nom....

>>9155004
It's sad to see that the cover lacks the 3 best members S/mileage had...

Also, I find it funny that Kanon and Dawa - the older members - both have sweets with, erm, connotations, while none of 2gen has these.

>>9156353
It's been like this when there's not much going on, but we did have a lot of activity in the weeks leading up to the graduation concert.

Things should get more active when the upcoming H!P singles are released, and their respective tours begin. Even more so when we start hearing about the 11th gen audition.

Personally, with Gaki-san gone, most of my interest in H!P went with her.
I do try to keep up -- if only their new weekly show wasn't so bad.

Any pictures of them wearing the outfits they're wearing in this video?
http://youtu.be/DK8iUNBSuv0

>>9158452
From there monthly play Berryz Kamen

>>9152203
Didn't have much time for /jp/ , real life did catch up sadly.
setting up visa and job for my future wife, also calculating how much it will cost to move inside new apartment.

About the new song
Feels strange somehow, but its really now a new start for MM.
The song feels good,I was thinking about how much memorable all the new members will be in 3-4 years.Will people have the same feelings for them like they did to the old members
New start means always new chance for new fans to start with the new MM.

>>9156353
Probably people took vacation.
Also for many the final exams are around this time.
The posting speed will catch up in a few weeks again :)
Nothing strange about that.

NEO H!P thread vol 8: Idol Feet General

Oh-ha~, Jaypee.

This from LinLin's Weibo, a post from Monday. She just said:
(Today is Monday)

Sayashi Riho - Kimagure Zetubou Arigatou
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNbwQIbaVR4

Tanaka Reina - Saisatsu Butai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HRt-rmkb_4

This show was rather interesting.

回到家打开电脑就看到一版版都是令人发指悲痛郁闷的新闻..无奈啊.人在做天
在看..坏人宗会有报应的..嗯嗯.调整一下心情.. 绿豆降火.决定吃饱了去运动下…ストレッチ最近やって無いな。。

(I returned home and started my computer to look at this page and I see the bad and depressing news..Nothing can be done about it. The people in Heaven are watching. Evil people will face retribution. En, en. [Yep] Change your mood. The meng beans have cooled off. After I eat I will certainly exercise. [Nippon language])

[The picture says 热 (hot)]

JunJun talking about forced abortions. When was your last abortion, Jaypee?

Don't know how autistic I'll come across with this, but I'll post this anyways.

I was watching the Hello! Project 2012 WINTER Hello Pro Tengoku ~Funky-chan~-DVD today and I found out that they used an old soundtrack for the song "OK YEAH!". When Riho sings her own line at about 1:40:50, you can hear Ai-chan's sound echoing in the background afterwards.
I know it's a little thing but I just suddenly realized I heard her voice. It's like she's still haunting them after she graduated.

>>9159313

Yummy. Wish it were hi-res though.

>>9164159
Ai-chan is eternal.

>>9163700
Is there a torrent for that show? When I tried watching it on youtube, it was set to private.

And btw does anyone know where this .gif is from?

>>9164474
Yes.
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=48197

>>9164474

Is that Dawa? Man that girl has an awesome body! Love her legs....

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Good Morning, Jaypee. I hope you have a great day.

JunJun is such a tease.

居！然！醒！了！求困！！！

(Unexpectedly! Awaken! I want to sleep!!!)

My little sister desperately wants to audition for 11th gen MM. She has the talent, but a white girl as an idol would not work out well. Dreams were crushed today for her.

>>9168298
I don't know. It seems Beckii Cruel and now Dakota Rose have success in Japan. I think the gaijin idol phenomenon is raising.

>>9168298
She should try anyway.

I am listening to "Don't Stop Me Now," by Queen while drinking DogFishHead IPA and waiting for Alo!Hello 5 to download.
All things considered, it is a pretty good Wednesday night. How is your night going, Jaypee? Are you having a good time? Do you want to stop at all?

>>9167867
i am imagining this is her reaction after having a whiff of her own feet and seeing how pretty her legs are.

>>9170413
I love Jaypee.

Ai-chan just got Friday'd. But she's not in H!P anymore, so I guess she can do whatever.

>>9170539
what did she do?

>>9170693
Apparently, she's living with some comedian/racer guy 12 years older than her.
But it's all rumors, so far. Friday does like to make shit up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MW56WbjH5o

Let's all shit on Reina for spoiling this. TsujiKago would have killed this. Airi sounds good though.

2ch is on the case!

>>9172968
So what's the verdict? Who is he?

I've always liked the fat under girls' eyes, like in this picture.

骨头骨头！我萌上骨头了！哈哈哈~最近吃多了好圆~我要减肥！！！大家监督
我那~

(Bones, Bones! I’ve sprouted bones! Hahaha~ Lately I’ve been eating a lot, [now I'm] very round~ I have to go on a diet!!! Everyone watch over me~)

>>9172975
Abe Kouji, some comedian who also likes to race.
Do you guys think Ai-chan yells out one of her famous man-screams when she orgasms?

>>9173259
I'd like it if you didn't paint such vivid pictures. ;_;

Does it bother you that that guy has maybe already taken her virginity?

>>9173655
A little bit. She was my MM oshimen for many years.

>>9173558
Sorry, I just thought it would be a rather hilarious situation.

五二零, Jaypee

Please tell me theres dance shots and solo versions of Ooki na Ai de Motenashite avaible for download somewhere

Hello!Life is still boring as fuck, but at least it looks like it will have different segments.

>>9176336
It would be better if Mitsui wasn't given a such a big spotlight.

>>9178587
I've had a really bad day but seeing someone else posting Ayumin cheered me up!

Who has the largest breasticles in H!P?

So, when do new Hello!Life episodes come out? Every week or what?

>>9181476
Yes, every Thursday if I'm not mistaken.

>>9181888
Thanks

Even the female commentator sounds like she's high. Why did they quit making TIME anyways? It was hundred times better that this boring shit.
And why is Aika still there? Were these episodes filmed before she graduated or is she going to ruin every show from now on?

It would be a lot better if they were feeding animals instead of planting.
Like they can take grain buckets to cows, or bottle feed calves, or feed chickens, or collect eggs from chickens nests, or shovel animal shit.
It would be a lot more exciting because the animals could scare them. This planting footage is really really boring.

I wanted to see how JunJun changed over the years so I made this image. New JunJun is on the left and the JunJun of a few years ago is on the right.

I tried to find comparable pictures, but out of the hundreds of blog photos of JunJun the photo on the left is one of three pictures where she is smiling with teeth.
Anyway, the differences seem to be that she is much whiter, although that could be due to the lighting and make-up. Her cheeks seem much less full as well. If you look at the neck line, the JunJun of today seems less "full" so this coincides with her lack of facial fat.
I don't know why she doesn't smile with teeth very often, her smile is unique and cute.

What is the the likely-hood that I have autism? Is it terminal?

"Let's walk slightly apart from each other, that will show them we're not together!"

>>9184464
What a slut.

Eric or Elizabeth?

>>9185232
Elizabeth of course
http://youtu.be/_tN7Dw-ppPU?t=3m8s

>>9184464
Well looks like I can't support this WHORE anymore.

>>9186293
I thought it would always be Sanma. Why can't it be Sanma?!

>>9184501
>>9186293
>>9187905

It's happening, all these rumors are starting to corrupt Ai-chan's idol image in my subconscious.

If I had been looking at the thumbnail of this image before the news, I probably wouldn't have wondered if that's a condom she's holding.


>>9185232
Eric. H!P needs a good salesman.

>>9187905
Isn't Sanma way too old, though?

>>9184464
. HP should not deny it in the first place. spaghetti all over the place and aichan scrambling to clean it

also mad as fuck!and super jelly!

I don't see what the big deal is with Ai-chan dating? She should be allowed to do whatever now, right? Or were they seeing eachother while she was still in MM?

>>9188005
Your are Takahashi -hater.

Berryz Koubou x °C-ute Single "Chou Happy Song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhKWrv4G-mo

>>9188596
No way, I won't hate her.

I forgive her, in fact. She doesn't know better.

Aww, who cares really.

$10 says she left MoMusu to have a baby. I betcha, we'll hear about her pregnancy soon. This man, my friends, is blasting her insides with his seed.

Am I jelly? Not at all. Am I envious of the dude? Hell yeah..

captcha code: backwoods rageship ^_____^

>>9189226
>^_____^
Please return to your cesspool home, HO. Thanks for your cooperation.

Not sure if this has been mentioned.

C-ute's concert on June 30th will be streamed live on their youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/ocutechannel)), it starts at 6:30PM Japan time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_DveRXG1LY

>>9189226
>jealousy
>envy
>different?

But seriously...

>This man, my friends, is blasting her insides with his seed.

FUCK. YOU.

Man you can really tell Kanyon hates this shit. I'm with >>9183183. Let them play with animals or something because this shit is extremely boring. It's like Haromoni@ all over again.

Look at her. It's like someone ran over her dog.

I wish they'd change it too. That shit is boring for everyone except hicks.

NHK World TV has been repeating the Morning Musume x C-ute episode today. It was nice waking up to it.

>>9192671
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnaxGFO18o&feature=player_detailpage#t=5s

爸爸’节日快乐

(Happy Father’s Day)

Happy belated Father's Day Jaypee. Did you give your father a gift? Or were you raised by a single mother?

>>9196887
Yes I was plus here the father's days is in November or somewhere around it. Or how I wish I was Mano's dad ;__;

>>9196996
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day

Ah, neat. International Men's Day falls on my birthday.

Do you think Airi gave her dad a set of golf balls for Father's Day?

>>9197039
How old is this girl (at the time the picture was taken)?

>>9197578
She was 20 years old in this photobook, I believe.